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callie, 25, she/her - local bard screaming and crying about azem and hythlodaeus
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i pooped
#callie plays irl#please please please#bl this tag if you do not want my post surgery brain thoughts#anyways so good poop. best ps poop ever . UNTIL until poop water touched the wound. heaven to hell in 0.00002 seconds#wound is like. beside hole so 🙂 great for sitting laying etc. pooping???? 💀
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Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.
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“let’s run away together” trope fucks me up bc it’s almost always doomed. but what if it’s not this time.
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The fucking link to the Wikipedia for "cylinder". Brutal.
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i support mpreg but more importantly i support mabortion
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love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too
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when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain
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if wol has a connection to midgardsomr and estinien has a connection to nidhogg that makes wol estinien's stepdad
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the tragedy of summoner at 90 fitting on one cross hotbar
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everybody's always like 'oh character x is a wol shard' 'character y is a zenos shard' but nobody cares about my theory that barbariccia is a yotsuyu shard
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i was asleep when tfs trailer
im awake now
im present
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