the most beautiful woman in the world (canon)
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Zelda: Gods Link is probably disgusted at my inability to do my job. He probably thinks i'm wasting time just working on sheikah technology. I don't care. I really don't anymore.
Link, writing on his journal while kicking his feet: the princess looked at me today. She was very pretty today!!!
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Did somebody order a hammer?
2009 & 0 HRT _VS_ 2024 & 4yrs HRT
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"When a man hits a target, they call him a marksman. When I hit a target, they call it a trick. Never did like that much." - Annie Oakley
I figure if a girl wants to be a legend, she should just go ahead and be one." - Calamity Jane
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Tonight's Apogee Solstice is the anniversary of Laerryn Coramar-Seelie using her Astral Leywright to banish Rau'shan and Ka'Mort, two primordials sealed beneath Toramunda, from Exandria and scatter them throughout the planes. This prevented them from joining the Betrayer Gods in the war that would become known as The Calamity, overturning a prophecy that foresaw the defeat of the Prime Deities and eternal torment for all peoples of Exandria.
In tragically related news, it is also the anniversary of the annihilation of Domunas.
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"Has anyone here heard of a god known as the Crown Prince of Xianle?"
Silence.
"Where did you hear that name?" A voice asked sharply. It belonged to General Xuan Zhen.
"I read it in a scroll, and I was curious why I'd never heard of such an interesting figure," Hua Cheng replied smoothly. "It seems like everyone is in the know except me."
General Xuan Zhen scoffed. "If by 'interesting figure,' you mean 'pain in the ass,' then sure. Be glad you've never heard of him. Don't mention him again."
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AABRIA!?! 😍
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just like...
the narrative of this extremely ambitious woman, who gave up everything for her career, her freedom, her friendships, her love... a woman who was ready to break an oath as old as her city to accomplish her lifetime goal... a woman so full of hubris, so confident about her and her era’s power to see herself as equal to the gods... a woman who has never failed at what she was good at.
the narrative of this woman choosing love above all else for just once, seeing their fear of what she’s become and just, choosing to save her friend and the love of her life, in a split second, in an impulse decision.
the narrative of the woman letting her heart make a decision one time, just one time, and this one time causing an apocalypse.
the narrative of the universe proving her that no matter if she tries or not, she’ll lose those closest to her heart anyway.
like, i can’t wait to see where this villain origin story will go.
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So I wanted to draw a sketch right, to see if I remembered how to draw the old siren design
It then turned into a fully colored piece of art on accident B)
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rip my ribcage open!
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At the end of both ExUs it was love/fear that broke their resolve.
It was love for Ted that made Opal call for the Spider Queen and fear of losing her that made her put the crown on.
It was love for Quay that made Laerryn allow herself to be grappled and fear of losing him that made her blight the tree.
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jesus christ not patia accepting her death and funneling every last drop of her energy, her magic, her knowledge, her self into the leywright. seeing the energy levels rise to 100 and knowing that all of that power is patia herself. not even having enough left in her to respond to laerryn's whispered "you're my best friend." she can only make eye contact before she falls for the last time
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Grrrr, that tucking post kinda pissed me off😡
Like, I get it, you’re rabid for girldick and that’s great but that has absolutely ZERO bearing on whether your partner tucks or not because that choice is for herself not you.
I don’t care if you yourself are a trans woman, if you say to your girl, “I wish you wouldn’t tuck,” you sound just as misogynistic as the chasers whining that their favorite porn star had bottom surgery or some douchebag boyfriend insisting his girl wear heels all the time!
Like, I am fully onboard with creating a world where no trans woman feels like she has to tuck but unfortunately we aren’t there yet and many feel safer tucked. Not to mention, some girls hate their penis and need to tuck until they can get their bespoke puss. And some girls, such as myself, just like how tucking feels sometimes.
So if your girl likes to tuck, you best stfu and get her the best gaffs money can buy. PERIODT😤
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So, I am playing BoTW, and all I have to say for now is:
😍😍😍😍😍
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