#cad bane thots
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Just Cad / Cad Bane x F Reader
After reading @sinisterexaggerator post about Cad being depressed it gave me a angst/fluff idea if you haven’t read it you should & @dreamswithghosts for gif
Summary: After pairing with you Bane kept you around, one day he drops you off realizing he made a grave mistake seeing you take a bounty with the last people he ever wants to see again.
/ Bad Batch Era Bane / ~> might rewrite and develop more but idk
Warning: Angst, Fluff, Rough Cowboy & Cuddly Cowboy, mild adult subject. PG-13
Word count: 3.1k
After completing the score, Bane had grown more quiet than normal. He was already a man of a few words but the silence was heavy in the air, even Todo had been quietly sitting in his copilot chair. It hadn't been a high stakes bounty or a high profile case, it was open and closed the closes one would get to easy money in this line of work. You spun your chair in a circle groaning before getting up and wrapping your arms around the silent Duros keeping yourself under his hat not to knock it off. Smelling the familiar blaster traces and leather on him, he didn't even try to pry you off.
"Okay, Cowboy, what is it?" you asked letting the concern lace your voice.
"Nuff'in."
"Cad Bane, don't you lie to me," you said pulling yours arms off him staring down at the brim of his hat, "What is it? Bounty too boring? Let's find any another to do."
"Dat ain't it."
"So tell me!" you said impatiently.
"Droppin you off."
Your blood ran cold, time stood still looking down at him and it was if reality was breaking, "For how long?" his silence was answer enough. You went back to your seat but you couldn't sit still, your leg bounced wildly. You got up headed to the bunk room, you looked down at his bunk shaking your head grabbing your stuff off the top bunk and mini closet. Both of you weren't a couple but why did it hurt like a break up? You thudded your ahead against the shelf of the bunk trying to pull yourself together. Sure there had been moments where glances lasted longer than they should have or nights where a little to much was drank that opened him up to talk or maybe the occasional hug to the man you considered a friend. Thought was, you mentally corrected, but was never more than that so why was he kicking you out? You wanted to demand answers but you knew once he made up his mind that was it.
You unholstered his LL-30 copy you had on for the bounty just incase nothing had gone to plan, you laid it on his bunk not having enough strength to face him. Bane was a cold blooded killer, most would consider this a blessing but you knew him deeper down than most there was still a person underneath those sharp teeth and crimson eyes. For a man who had it all, the title of the best, the first pick of any bounty he the fear and respect that came along with that there was always something under the surface the loomed over him that you couldn't describe other than lonesome.
You took yourself down to the ramp bay with the two duffels in tow. Minutes went by, you heard the metal of his respirator and the click of his boots against the floor, "I still don't understand why..." you paused to take a deep breath, "I guess I'll see you when I see you, Cowboy," you uttered at his shadow waiting by the ramp.
"Ya betta off."
"I'm better off? I'm better off with the one person I trust."
"Dat's a weakness a cute lil lady likya can' afford."
You turned to him gawking, "Bane did you just call me cute?"
"Ya know whatta mean'" he grumbled looking at you, "ain't this no place for ya." His skin crawled at the hurt in your features and the surprise at the comment, she don' know... he realized. He exhaled, "Missy, ya gotten too close to ma, I don' wancha gettin hurt over meh ya can' ghet close to people in dis profession."
"That should be my decision, Bane..." you looked down to see the ramp lowering you stood at the top of it not wanting to crumble, "You hear me, Cad, I love you," your stomach fell at the confession and it took every ounce of strength to hold it together as you walked down, "Just so you know someone in this universe does."
Bane quickly hit the ramp button the moment you were off, he leaned against the wall supporting himself. He allowed himself a few tears instantly regretting it when Todo showed up.
"Mr. Bane you are crying," Todo said worried.
"No kiddin" Bane grumbled pulling himself up by the boot scraps.
"You should go-" Todo started before Bane cut in, "Quit ya yappin, da woman is a risk."
"A risk to your heart maybe," Todo said sourly.
"What was dat?" Bane growled.
"You don't let anyone close anymore, it was obvious how you felt about each other."
Banes fingers found the metal plate on his head, "Lets go, Todo," no one knew him not really or what was going on in his head, left for dead on one of his bad days by so called colleagues. He wanted to spat at the memory of falling and Boba. If they didn't understand him to see what was wrong no one would. Being abandoned by Jango, he didn't want to go through that again but ain't dat what I just did to 'er...? Bane frustratedly kicking the wall, "Dang nabbit," he gridded out at how hard he had kicked it.
"Mr. Bane, I do insist you go fix this," Todo said putting his hands on his hips floating himself to Bane's eye level, "before she gets to far."
"Shut it, droid. 'I know wat I'm do'in."
"I don't think you do if your kicking your precious ship."
Bane growled stalking back off to the cockpit and slumped into the set staring out the window finding you walking away. His eyes trailed you until you were no longer visible as you disappeared deep into the streets. A familiar ache formed in his chest causing his finger to drum against the armrest of the chair, he wanted to take off and continue but he couldn't bring himself to start the ship. Bane had forgotten to shut off the alert for when you got to far from him, it dinged almost causing him to jump. He looked down seeing a bounty rooster with your name on it, drat woman you haven' been gone fora hour, his frozen blood boiled seeing who you were signed up with.
"She don' know 'em," he seethed seeing both Boba's and Bossk's names along with a couple other less noticeable hunters names.
"You did terminate your partnership with her, Mr. Bane," Todo pointed out, "It's only natural she continues with others. However if we retrieve her..."
"Can' care 'bout er," Bane affirmed but didn't make it any easier then he saw Embo's name on the list, "Ya getting ya way this once," he growled getting up heading into the bunk room eyes narrowing on the blaster, "She ain't even armed," he hissed holstering it.
"We will find the annoying mammal," Todo hated having her around causing Bane to split his attention but he seemed more like his old self having her around.
"Betta find her fast before dey leave."
Info fob took you to a run down busted cantina that definitely shouldn't have had their license to operate but it was the perfect out of sight place for Hunters to met up, which you suspected is the only reason the establishment was still open. You didn't know anyone from the list but you easily picked them out in the small crowd clustered in the back and the anxious looking people around them. You slide into booth introducing yourself, all of them glared at you.
"Is there something on my face?" You asked nervously.
"Nothing," the one called Boba's say, "Didn't realize your ball would give you enough chain to be by yourself without him."
"Bane...?" You asked stupidly which got a stupid reply of yes, "We're not a team anymore, he dropped me here and is probably long gone."
Boba hitched an eyebrow, "Is that so?"
"What does he need with a geek like me anyway, he has that droid anyway."
"We should get going, Bossk is going to meet up with us on the ship." All of you got up after Boba following him to the ship dock. You didn't even think twice about it even with Boba's connotation about Bane made it seem like they were less that associates it would be off whatever world this was.
Shuffling into the seat you heard the Trandoshan's breathing and turned around watching him stroll in sniffing, "I recognizess your ssmell but I don't recognizess you."
You rolled your eyes greeting him with your name and your former partner, "Is it really that big of a deal?" you muttered to yourself.
"Only to a select few."
Before you took off you saw it, the Justifier still docked and a blue figure staring straight at you. No one else seemed to noticed him in the distance and the ship took off towards everywhere the assignment was. You hadn't even bothered checking other then it was off planet. You fidgeted in your seat trying to shake the feeling that something was wrong.
"Whatss iss it?" Bossk hissed.
"I feel... like we're being followed... I can't explain it."
"Bane," Boba growled, "Anyone want to say hi?" he said sarcastically before the ship got one single blast.
Your pad started beeping, "Are you farking kidding me?" you grumbled pulling it out staring at it, Ghet back on da ship, now, 'You made me leave,' you replied, "Let's go."
Boba punched it, hitting light speed to get out of there, "What did he want?"
"Me," you mumbled. You pulled your legs up to your chest wrapping your arms around them letting your head slump against the seat. You eyed the room discreetly, feeling dejected but wondering why he didn't want you around them if that was what this was about. Your pad went off again, I'm comin, don' trust'em.
"I take it you don't know?" Boba said.
"Don't know what?"
"Bane was one of my mentors. Absolutely cruel to me; irony because my father was his mentor. One day while we were out on a bounty, Bane didn't care about how we went about it or if we even completed it. Him and I dueled for leadership, he lost and somehow lived."
"Oh..." you had wondered about the metal plate, remembering how every time you asked how belligerent he got especially after a couple drinks. You were very aware of Bane's temper and ruthless but unlike them you understood there had to be a deeper reason, at least there had to be... right? "Well he's coming," you didn't know what else to say. You saw the silent conversation between Bossk and Boba wondering if you were about to catch in the crossfire, "What's the plan?"
"We'll see what he does when we land."
The moment you land hell erupts you and boba barely getting off the ramp finding Bane there guns drawn glaring, "Wan'da little lady, hand'er over," he was staring directly at Boba. If his eyes weren't already crimson they would have been with the rage rolling off of him. His pinky tapped against the butt of the gun waiting, he wanted to look at you but didn't want a distraction in cause this went south.
"We're busy," Boba glared Bossk and Embo following standing behind us, "You're the one who's going to hurt her Bane, not us," Boba added.
"Bessst be leaving," Bossk hissed.
"Gimme the girl an' I'll be gone," he watched fangs bared as Bossk pointed his blaster at your head and it was not on stun, "Don' dink 'bout it."
"Bane..." fear laced your voice as much as you tried to hide it your eyes looking at the blaster then at him, "I don't know what's going on in your head but please, go."
"What ya said gave meh to much to dink'bout, so yer comin with meh," he exhaled calculating how fast he could shoot and drop them before they dropped you realizing his odds were good but not great.
"Cowboy, it's been a great ride... but for me, you have to go," we're you putting his safety over yours? The things people do in the name of love, by the look in his face you no one had ever done that for him.
He snarled looking at them but he backed into the shadows furious at himself for stepping away. He listened for what seemed forever when he heard one blaster shot ring out. Bane seethed fist curling around his pistols even more enraged that he let his emotions get the better of him m. He'd uncharacteristically shown his weakness the one thing he had tried to strengthen Boba against so he wouldn't make the same mistake his father did and they killed you for being his. Bane wanted to turn around, stand his ground and make them pay but the pleading in your voice for him to go kept him walking, He'd face worse odds before but there was a time and place for revenge.
"Mr. Bane?" Todo asked.
"Dey killed her," he said, his voice laced with defeat as he climbed back into the Justifer, alone.
"That sshould buy uss time," Bossk hissed.
"That farking hurt!" You snapped grabbing the wound, Embo already returning with the med kit.
"Had to make it convincing," Boba shrugged, "Complete this bounty, you won't need to worry about needing Bane to make a name for yourself."
"No but I'll have to worry about you sticking your neck out for me, we both know he'll be back with a vengeance," you had a choice, you could earn yourself the respect to work alone or you could keep them from waring each other.
Bane put a leg up on the dash letting the other bounce realizing how much of his life had fallen apart, mentor dead, person he considered a friend turned out to a Jedi in disguise, getting injured, losing a major bounty and now this. He stuck a toothpick between his teeth and set his hat in his lap wondering about the exactly moment everything went wrong.
"Mr. Bane! Look!" Todo said pointing the limping figure towards the ship.
Bane didn't look he put his hat back on and ran to the ramp, "Yer alive," he said dumb founded grabbing your limping form from the bottom of it.
"Don't make me regret un-faking my death," you gridded out the steps up the ramp causing the pain in your leg to make you grunt, "Already regret it," you groaned forcing yourself to sit down the moment you were up the ramp.
"Why'd ya do it?"
"Come back? I didn't want you blaming yourself, the bounty was tempting however," you admitted, "could have made a name for myself," you mumbled.
" 'gain why didn' ya?" Bane poked.
"Don't make me say it again," you groaned standing up finally feeling the patch start to work, "First time was bad enough," because it had, it had hurt to admit the truth. You never had the intention of telling him, happy to just let things be but there was rarely a moment you couldn't read him and standing there dropping you off there was nothing you understood then again trying to get you back the look on his face said he going to go down a war path he couldn't come back from and it would have been your fault if he got killed. You blinked as you felt his arm reach out and curl around you vice gripping you to his lean frame, "Bane?"
"Cad," he grumbled breathing in your scent no longer able to smell the iron over powering it, "just Cad."
You put your arms around him, not once had he ever voluntarily hugged you or hugged back, you felt his chest rumble almost like a pur. Your face nervously smiled not wanting to say anything, he tried to pull away but you pulled him closer listening to it, "I like it, although would be better without these," you said tapping the breathing tubes. He didn't even hesitate removing them dropping them to the floor before returning his arm around you. You seemed to melt closer to him, it sounded more authentic without the metal rattle.
His pulled his arm away, “Leave it,” he said looking down at the breathing piece tugging you by the hand to the cockpit, “Gotta gehet da ship outta here,” he said dropping your hand as he slide into the pilots seat.
Much to Todo’s hovering annoyance you took the copilot seat, “I hope you prematurely take off your patch.”
You rolled your eyes snatching the droid mid air and hugging him, “Careful lil fella, I might give ya an accent like Bane’s and make you sing,” you teased releasing the companion, you chuckling as that instilled the fear of the maker in him because he knew how good and fast you could reprogram him.
“Mr. Bane you’re not going to let her… right?!”
The Duros chuckled, “Maybeh.”
“I’m going to go lay down,” you yawned forgetting how draining the patches were. It didn’t take long before you heard foot steps behind you, stalking your movement to the bunk room.
“Don’ dink bout hopin up there,” he voiced watching you look up, “ ‘mer,” he said taking off his hat resting it on a post and climbed into the bunk. He watched you stare at him, “ ‘Mer, ain’t gonna bite ya,” he watched you climb in and he wrapped himself around you practically half laying on you. Life had broken him down, but thinking you were dead had destroyed him albeit temporarily. He felt your arm wrap around him feeling nails lightly in his back not lustful but in need of his solidarity. Bane’s lip twitched as that infernal purring started again.
“What do have you have to think about?”
“Ya really didn’ know how I feel?” He whispered.
It was weird seeing the bounty hunter who astutes confidence and authority in every moment seem so.. just human, “No. I never expected to see you again either.” The purring stopped replaced with a momentary growl, “Bane?” You said tilting your head to him, “What is it?” He was silent. “Cad?”
“Da feelin’ mutual,” he felt compelled to say after hearing his name on your lips. The purring started and he heard you make a small happy hmm noise. He didn’t need to say it, you both knew what he meant. “When it’s meh and you, it’s Cad.”
“Cad,” the name rolled off your tongue like expensive spotchka, “Only I get to call you?” he nodded. Your hand roamed his head gently and the other light stroked his back, “I don’t regret it anymore,” you teased, “so cowboy, what’s next?”
“For ya missy? Go ta’bed, wanna enjoy dis,” he said exhaling enjoying the scent of you and feel of you finally touching him, “Maybeh we go ta’beh,” he mumbled feeling heavier and suddenly tired.
“Let’s go to bed… Cad,” you smiled turning a little more into the blue space cowboy’s embrace hearing the pur slowly stop as both of you fell asleep.
#cad bane fic#cad bane x you#cad bane fanfic#cad bane x female reader#cad bane x f reader#cad bane x reader#space cowboy#cad bane thots#duros#duros x you#bad batch cad bane
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“Boba Fett is a cold blooded killer who worked for the Empire.”
What if he said it as a term of respect? 🤔
Bounty hunter to bounty hunter to be a “cold blooded killer” is a good thing, right? At least according to Cad Bane.
Maybe he was finally proud of him after all these years, somewhere between telling him “always looking out for those in need” and “you’re going soft in your old age” there was a modicum of respect. He had earned a reputation for himself; one that made Bane look upon him as an equal, perhaps. He just had to go and ruin it at the last minute. 😝
Now it all makes sense.
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ah, to be mercilessly railed by the fucking blue yee-haw alien bastard with the big "fuck off!" hat...
#as someone with five F/O's I think Cad Bane is the biggest bastard of them all#and that's saying a lot...#unhinged thots#star wars
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What are your thoughts on Cad Bane in boots shorts?
no thoughts only thots
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Bounty Hunter Heat/Rut Cycles
NSFW Discussions below so... don't interact if you're under 18.
When it comes to discussing things like alien biology, I usually have two separate 'AUs' - one wherein alien reproductive biology is much like humans, and one where I really lean into the 'alien' part of alien biology. (Basically, this is a long way of saying that I may sometimes write with heat/rut cycles for fun but it's not something I necessary believe as canon)
Let's start by addressing hunters who I do not believe would have heat/rut cycles - or those with more human biology. Dengar, Jango, Din Djarin, and Boba are obvious ones, as they are human. (This is barring hyper-specific AUs like A/B/O or monster!hunter AUs.) Aurra Sing and Latts Razzi wouldn't either, in my opinion.
Bounty Hunters like Cad Bane, Bossk, Embo, Sugi, and Ventress would.
Now, you may be wondering - Iri, Sugi and Ventress look human enough, why would they have it and not, say, Latts, who has a less human-like appearance? Simple answer - Zabraks. Though Ventress does not have the tradition appearance of a Zabrak, she is considered one (or at least part Zabrak). In my opinion, when discussing other Zabrak characters like Maul and Savage, heat/rut cycles makes sense. I believe that, though appearance is different, Iridonian Zabraks (Sugi) and Dathomiri Zabraks (Ventress, Maul, and Savage) are still biologically the same. Thus, they would share similar reproductive biology.
Alright, now onto the specifics:
Cad Bane: Cad's 'rut' cycle happens every three or so months, and lasts about a week. Other than those times, he is not considered fertile. (It is possible for Duros' to procreate outside of heat/rut, but it is very rare.) He's still quite sexual outside of this cycle, but it's turned up to 11 during this time. There's an intrinsic 'nesting' instinct that draws him to hole up wherever he is, and traveling can be quite stressful for him. He usually spends it alone, not wanting hundreds of little Cads running around.
His own rut has little affect toward other species, but is exceptionally powerful for other Duros'. Because he's a workaholic, he probably does his best to ignore everything, even if it puts undue stress on his body.
Bossk: Trandoshan mating times occur usually biannually, and also last for about a week. Trandoshan mating times are brutal. It, unlike Cad, is not something Bossk could even try to ignore. Trandoshans don't have that nesting instinct, and freely travel around looking for willing and viable mates. (This has to do with the fact that Trandoshans are largely nomadic due to their culture around hunting.) Bossk is not a very sexual person, so usually he just fucks around this time.
Bossk's rut can affect other reptilian species, but he usually tries to breed within his species. His skin will change color, and his spines and frills will enlarge a bit.
Embo: Kyuzan ruts occur between one to three times a year (it varies, because Kyuzan cycles are synched to Phatrong's year rather than a galactic standard year) and lasts from a week up to a week and a half. Instinct draws them out to others, rather than nesting like Duros'. Embo, though, prefers to spend his own ruts in solitude. Because of how it affects others.
Kyuzos are very community based. Because of this, penis-havers are able to emit a pheromone that will trigger the heat/rut of others. Embo can, and accidentally has, triggered the heat/rut of other species around him during this time. Does that mean that everyone is instantly attracted to him? Absolutely not! It can actually cause them to become aggressive toward him. His own cycle only allures other Kyuzo. He will fuck anything, though.
Ventress and Sugi: I'm only lumping them together because they are both female and of the same species (as discussed above). Zabrak vagina-havers have an estrus cycle - it's monthly, like human reproductive cycles - but they don't menstruate. Rather, the blood and nutrient-rich uterine lining is reabsorbed into their bodies. During their ovulation, the emit pheromones that can drive Zabrak penis-havers into a breeding frenzy.
Their estruses can affect other near-human mammalian species that also have similar mating cycles. (So, like, a Zabrak can't trigger a human... because humans don't have similar-enough reproductive biology. But they may be able to trigger a Zeltron.) There are birth control options more readily available to them then to the others discussed above. (In this case, the birth control would stop or heavily-dampen the affects of estrus).
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In conclusion, these are my own headcanons and if you disagree, that's cool! I'd love to discuss this more with you! Is it cringe? Maybe. But I had fun thinking about it and that's all that matters, right?
#bounty thots#cad bane#embo#bossk#sugi#asajj ventress#star wars#alien biology#duros#trandoshan#kyuzo#zabrak
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yeah I was trying to get different perspectives cause I was interested in trying to write a fic, sorry if it came off as disingenuous! I don’t have any ppl to bounce ideas off of so I was looking for inspo and some outsider thoughts, but I’ll keep what you said in mind! Sorry again
It’s okay! Like I said, just be up front and you’re 100% good. I love bouncing around ideas with other writers. Thank you for messaging me. 😊
With that all out of the way, Jango Fett x Reader x Cad Bane.
I’m thinking fellow bounty hunter is a must; provides an excuse for frequent interaction, plus both men would be attracted to an s/o who can lay them on their ass or at least put up a good fight; no wallflowers for them.
Reader worked with each of them individually are multiple occasions
Jango and Bane never work together unless Reader is there as well; and if they are, Jango and Bane quickly start competing
They’ll count the number of kills, trick shots, who gets the get away vehicle, who drives, you name it; it’s childish.
It’s so childish that a quarry actually get away and the reader rips them both a new one
Jango and Bane aren’t going to take it lying down and start shouting at each other until Jango is like, “you think a few trick shots are going to get you in y/n pants, you’ve got another thing coming” to which Bane responds, “look who’s talking hot shot”.
At which point you’re pissed that they’re talking about you like you’re not there and speak up saying neither of them is getting anywhere with you if they’re going to threaten your meal ticket.
That gets them to calm down enough to actually apologize, a minor miracle in itself.
You then tell them they can make it up to you later.
It’s then a glint gets into each of their eyes.
“How would you like us to make it up to you?”
They then spend the next several hours making it up to you in the most pleasurable way.
They’re still competitive. They fight over body, attaching their mouth to any free skin. When one is inside you, the other is giving instruction, egging the other on, daring them to pull another orgasm from your body before all put tearing them away to finish the job themself.
It’s not clear if they’re enemies by the end of it, or if they’re come to a new understanding, either way, you would be completely alright with doing it again sometime.
Do y’all have some lovely thots this evening?
#star wars#the clone wars#cad bane#jango fett#cad bane x reader#jango fett x reader#lemon#late night thots
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NSFW REFERENCE
Would Cad Bane keep the hat on during sex? I feel like he would. He definitely would
#star wars#clone wars#star wars the clone wars#star wars: the clone wars#the clone wars#star wars fanfiction#star wars thoughts#star wars thots#cad bane#bounty hunter cad bane#cad bane x oc#star wars imagine
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ok genuine question here:
y’all think cad bane is good in bed or... ???
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CAD BANE IS A THOT.
reblog the truth.
#Cad Bane#thot#Star Wars: the clone wars#that hoe just want credits#the true SW thot#reblog to agree.
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Play with Fire / Cad Bane ~ part 6
Summary: Cad Bane sets foot in a library looking for information, quickly coming to learn you were more then the average librarian. As a former Bounty Hunter you decide to help out, you’re smart and that’s an asset he could use but that wise mouth has him wondering what use he could use and if it would be worth it (-> Part of the series but not necessary, mostly smut and no plot. Just Bane’s biological clock ticking)
Warning: Smut, PIV, Oral (F receiving), Alien Anatomy, Cad being Cad 😂, Dom/Soft Cad, possessive Bane
Part 5 Part 7
Masterlist
Word count: 4.7k
The moment both of you were off Duros, Bane relaxed but that didn't help the physiological urge starting to bubble up from the depths of their containment within his dna. He stalked you where ever you were on the ship as a protective shadow. He scowled knowing he was being overbearing making you eat and sleep even holding you in bed longer to make sure you got the necessary sleep for your mammalian body. Your scent was intoxicating, drowning out most of his facade and rational mind just leaving the reptilian urge to prove he was the best mate for you. Not once did you complain about his erratic behavior nor when he turned up the heat on the ship.
You put the fork down and studied him, the metal click pulling him up from his food to stare at you. Smiling, you put your elbow on the table and rested your hand on your face mesmerized by him, the horizon color of his eyes to the familiar calm sea of his skin. You had no idea how that a man equally as callous and dangerous could be so... you didn't even have a word for it. Beautiful? He leaned back in his chair letting you eye him in his shirt and hat, "Wat ya lookin at?" he asked, "ya need'a eat."
"I could get use to this when it happens," you continued to smiled turning your attention back to your food knowing he'd keep telling you to eat until you finished the plate. He grabbed the empty dishes and put them in the sink, "How long does this last?" you asked staring at the back side him, not bothering to hide the fact you were undressing his lean form with your eyes.
"Dunno, ya bein on Duro changing dings. Finally your smell startin to calm down."
"My smell?" you glared.
"Woman.. ugh, ya fertility change."
"Oh," you blinked, you were aware that being on the planet could cause conception but it was still low you didn't even think of the biological side effects. You're mouth fell open stunned, "Could... everyone smell that?" not many things embarrassed you but this was one of them.
"Maybeh," is all he said.
"That posing the question if I should be here if my 'fertility' hasn't return to incompatible."
Bane shrugged walking over to you, inhaling your scent. Alluring, powerful, and divine, it made him just want to sink his fangs into you. He felt his jaw move but pulled back feeling the tips of teeth barely touch your delicate skin. He pulled away, "Why did you stop?" he heard you ask, "I'll make ya mine soon'nough."
"I'm already yours," you pointed out, "but that didn't answer the question."
"It's ya choice and ya know dat aint what I meant."
"I still don't entirely understand but I am aware I am special to you none the less."
Bane scowled pulling you into his lap as you tried walking pass, his arm wrapped around your hip and his thumb gently caressing your hip the other pouring you another glass of water noticing the faint sweat across your skin, "Drink'it," he said holding it in front if you.
You were tempted not to take it to see what he would do but not wanting to push your luck with him yet. Yet being the key word. Sipping it you let one hand trial across his arm, you felt his face plant itself into your back and the purring begin. "I'm glad you like that." He grumbled but it was short.
"Mr. Bane, I finished the bunk modification you requested," Todo said zooming in.
"Bunk modifications?" You said craning your head to look at him.
He stood up keep you in his arm setting you down infront of him, "Go'look."
You arched an eyebrow but followed after Todo who complaining about not being an structural architect droid the whole way. The once two tier bunk was now sawed up and connected together on the floor making one large bed.
"Whatcha think?" he asked, there was an inflection in this voice of near excitement.
"I think when your cycle is over you are going to hate not having privacy, but I do like it much better then both of us sharing a tiny bunk."
"Der's a floor if I need space," he deflated broodingly noticing Todo had already brought in the trunk.
"It is almost time," Todo said looking you up and down with mild disgust, "Although I do not think she should be here until afterwards there is always next-"
"Leave," Bane growled, Todo tried to reason with him but the moment Bane's shoulders hunch Todo went running.
"Bane..." you said moving towards the wild postured man, you pressed your chest to his back letting one hand trial up his chest landing in the center of his chest, "take me to bed," you whispered feeling him come around with one arm and drag you towards the beds. Your fingers touched the hat reminding him. He grumbled sitting it on the peg on the wall.
"Anythin' else?"
You let your fingers trace his thin frame, "surprise me," you winked climbing into the bed watching him slowly peeling off things humorously making it a show out of it. Until he had nothing but his tooth pick.
"Like whatcha see?" He smirked.
You knew he was being serious as much as he was trying to hide it, you indulged him letting your eyes slowly trialed his form. Bane was perfectly lean, no real defined muscle but there was no denying his strength and ability, perfect even with faint traces of white healed scars here and there. You beckoned him forward with out one finger, letting your hands touch his cool skin trailing up his arms thumbing every scar down to his chest and thighs. Smiling at his silence as you look up into the red eyes peering down at you. You leaned up and took the toothpick from him mouth pulling into a full grin, "You're the best specimen I've ever seen," you watched him go taunt for a second before flicking the toothpick out of your mouth pulling you up further on the bed gripping your ass the whole way kneading it with the tips of his fingers, "I mean that," you said matter of factly cocking your head at him at the sudden stillness, "What?"
Bane looked at you how beautiful you were, "Yer smart 'nuff to know the buttons you're pushing."
Your hands trailed down the front of his perfect form, "You'd be the best mate for," Bane cut off the rest of the sentence with his mouth, "Hush lil lady," he breathed in between kisses.
"Cad Bane, scared of having kids?" you teased, you felt the vibrations of the low growl, "Or is just having grubs with me?" You whimpered when his teeth sank into your shoulder as his hands worked your pants pushing them down. The tip of his digit trialed it's way down to your clit coaxing it to want him as you felt his scent seep into the wound. You pushed down your pants further kicking them off wrapping your bare legs around his. Bane finally pulled off your shoulder, taking his hand off of your to rip the shirt up and off. You sheepishly grinned at him offering the other side and snapping your teeth at him, there wasn't a moment of hesitation from him. You squirmed hearing him moan as you marked him back, "hard'a," he breathed. You tighten your jaw against his neck feeling his tip coat your entrance with his slick before pushing his way in, "kark, woman," he breathed. You lifted your teeth just enough to let your tongue flicked the wound as he slammed into you, you repeated it until you dazed just wrapping your arms around his neck. Your eyes were barely opened as you stared up at him, every inch of your body burning. You released your hold on his legs as he moved up planting his knees next to your ass. Wearily you brought your finger to his mouth looking at the light green ooze on his fangs and swiped it. He stopped staring as you put it in your mouth watching your tongue explore the taste.
"Yer gonna be the death of meh," he mumbled entranced while he picked up the paced with renewed passion.
"Fuck," you groaned feeling his whole weight collide with your hips, you continued to mewl as his mouth ravished your one of breast as the other was kneaded but his fingers letting his forefinger and thumb tug here and there. Praise fell from your mouth gibberishly as he continued his hard pace. Every bump on his rubbed against the spot as he dragged out of you and then rubbed harder against it as he plunged back in. You fluttered around him trying to milk his out of him, "Cad.." you don't know why you referred to him by his first name it just slipped out but faintly you heard the purring start between the groans. You worked your fingers up his side until you were holding the base of his head, he bite down on your nipple and you cried out.
He took his mouth off moving upwards with his tongue until he was on the wound, tasting your life tainted with him. Logically he knew it was a bad idea but he couldn't help bursting in you, every inch of him frenzied by the wanted of you. He continued to work his seed in you listening to his watery thrust as you continued squishing against him coating both of you in your orgasms. "C a d," you screamed arching forward your hands burying themselves in the bed. He blinked as he filled you again. He twitched falling on his elbows shaking, the swell in his cock not subsiding.
"You okay...?" You whispered woozily feeling the twitch.
He rutted in you, " 'ya tell me." The bumps on his cock pushed against your walls feeling every coated ridge he painted. He brought his face to your neck inhaling you, the arousal hanging heavy to your scent. "Smells good," he murmured running his tongue up the front of your throat running it gently across your lips until you opened for him. Letting a little of his mark dripping into your mouth, groaning as he felt your tongue brush over his teeth. His cock twitched in you weeping more priming for around round, "Gehet da feelin we're gonna be here a while."
You let your fingers walk up his chest letting the mischievous glint glow in your eyes, "You better make the soreness worth it," letting your fingers trail to the very prominent bite marks, "For research purposes how much do like like being bit?"
A predatory smile graced his mouth as he offered your mouth a section lower then the initial bite, "Maybeh lil lady if ya nice, I'll let ya know."
You let your tongue trail down the wound to the new spot. Your body was a summer heat wave but his felt like the breeze of an autumn morning, you pulled him down onto your chest as using him to cool yourself as your teeth grazed his skin teasingly. You never in your wildest dreams could have imagined the physical connection to him even with his cruel, rude and ruthless behavior but it was like a ship and an engine needing each other. Finally biting him, he let out a low small raspy moan bucking into you. One hand held the side of his face while the other wandered across his cool back finding the slightest hint of toned muscle. You heard how you were wet when he pulled out and slammed back in, the wet squelch making you giggle forcing your need for him tighten pulling him back in. Bane pushed all the way in filling you complete and resting himself at the top, gently nudging it with his tip. Your mouth filled green as Bane started fucking you relentlessly gripping the top of the bed as support to keep you from breaking the connection. Your nails dug into his back trying to hold onto him as he slowly fucked you harder enough to start inching you up the bed until your head was nearly pressing into the wall.
Bane's cool fingers interlaced your hair to keep you from hitting the wall. Finally unhinging your jaw from him, he moved his mouth to yours tasting himself. He thrusted one more time stilling his slotted hips against yours, one finger moving to your clit giving it quick circles as his tongue swiped around your mouth.
"Kriff," you panted into his mouth.
Bane pulled back staring down at your half lidded expression and pupils blown wide almost consuming the color of your irises, "Dats it, wantcha to cum," he purred listening to his name fall pleadingly from your lips, "ain'tchu bein a good mate," he said very slowly started moving his hips.
"Cad..." your whole body was flooding heat threatening to rush down as your head started floating into the dizzy clouds. Your hands uncoiled themselves from him as the tension started rushing down, they fell limp lightly clenching the blankets. You looked down at where both of you were joined watching his finger work and his teal cock wetly slid in and out of you. A slightly click noise made you look up, "Watch meh," so you did, admiring the harsh cut of his cheek bones, the finely cut jaw and eyes that put fire rubies to shame. Your chest rose and fell hard and uneven as you didn't break eye contact with him.
He was correct and didn't stop until you convulsed on his cock and squirted all over his hand. He licked up your chest latching into your breast fucking you through your high until he painted your tight perfection with his desire again , "Drat." He removed himself, tucking himself back inside being letting himself fall for a second next to you, smiling at the blissful expression you were returning him. He got up grabbing the blankets from the trunk throwing them over you, turning the thermostat up just a couple degrees before crawling into bed pulling your back into his chest rubbing his olfactory senses into your neck, "Do ya need anythin," the little reptile part of his brain made him asked as he brought his arm down to your stomach covering it protectively.
"No," you hummed, "Do you like it when I say your first name?"
His hand temporarily moved down to your soaked thighs, "Ya tell me- Yes," he gridded out, his hand moving back your stomach.
"How do your hormones feel?" you asked.
"Still in meh cycle, if dats what ya mean."
"Still?" surprises laced your voice.
"Ya don' know what ya do to me, especially smellin like dis."
"Feared, lonesome, and audacious bounty hunter Cad Bane chasing a mere woman for a month instead of bounties? I can only theorize what I do to that magnificent brain of yours."
"Careful, I hav'a quick reload time on meh blasta," he leered back feeling your laugh through his hand.
You turned over facing him frazzling the Duros for a moment before he returned to an neutral state, "So... no one, for a month?"
"Dats what I said."
You made a small hmm noise bringing your face to his moving to whisper in his ear, "Maybe you should show me that reload time."
Bane carefully pulled off the blankets shoving them to the unused side of the bed, moving himself on top of you letting you look down as he extended his sizable cock. This time how fascinated you looked by him didn't bother him. He growled as your fingers found the ridges of his cock massaging each of them as you watch him twitch. His jaw clamped and his lip curled back exposing his teeth as he felt more blood pool to his cock making the color deeper and him harder, "Gonna keep teasin' me?" he growled.
You spread your legs as far apart as you could pulling his cock towards your entrance, sliding his tip up and down your opening watching his face contort, "I have to admit I was not meaning to tease I was simply testing a theory."
"An' what that be?" he said annoyed.
You pulled him into you, "If you cycle cares more about reproducing or making your mate happy."
He growled, "Could'a asked."
"What's the fun in that?" you poked.
Bane quickly snapped his hip into yours. Each thrust like the release of a blaster, violent, target practice quickly turning into a gun fight with the resolve to be the victor. As rough as he was being every touch of his hands were attentively finding what you liked and where you wanted him to touch you. One of his hands stayed on the side of your head caressing your cheek bone with his thumb the kneading your breast, the way the ridges of his cock rubbed against your pleasure spot drove both of you to the edge as you continued to clamp down on him. The way you moaned his name when you came was enough to cause that infernal purring to start that he could please you so easily. Bane continued to thrust as his warm ropes coated you, reverberating him as some of it pushed out. Bane watched the ecstasy across your face feeling your hips shake around him as he felt a wet sensation cover his abdomen. He felt pleased with himself for such a feat, if your reaction was any indicator it wasn't a common occurrence. He grabbed the blankets pulled it back over the both of you laying his head next to yours keeping himself inside. Your breathing was erratic, he tried to push himself up but you held him to your chest.
"I'm fine," you panted, your head still spinning and your lungs refused to comply with your need for oxygen.
"Woman, if I hurtin you-"
"Cad, you're not. Came-really-hard," you reassured weakly hearing a raspy grunt come from him.
His lip twitch, he wanted to pry himself up and look you over just to make sure but your mammalian warm was to irresistible. His hand stayed at your side as his thumb swiped over your hip as the other helped support his weight off of you. "Ya need to clean up," he groaned mentally calculating how long it's been, "Gehet ov'a with, soona come back to the..."
"Nest?" You suggested, "I'll be back," you said feeling him shift off of you. You reach down grabbing your discarded underwear using them to catch the leak as you waddled over the bathroom. Feeling it leak out, you blinked at how much came out. Bane really enjoyed himself, does he produce more on his cycle? If I asked him to be rougher could he or would his brain be to worried about harming me? Why is his cycle not satisfied? More questions filled your mind as you cleaned up. You forgoed the soaked underwear as you walked out already finding a pile of snacks and water laid out next to him on a tray along with his discarded clothes tucked into the bed. You rolled your eyes at the food and climbed in next to him as he pestered you to eat, he snaked his arm around your waist as you sat up to comply. Munching down assorted fruit and water he finally let you lay back down.
"Why isn't it satisfied?" you asked your hands learned his torso fingers edging towards the opening feeling him tense as you rested there. Bane's face rested at your neck and that was answer enough, "You're not worried?" you asked arching an eyebrow.
"Don' make me fill ya again til ya get some rest."
"That an offer?"
"Rest," he growled, prying himself out of the bed knowing it would be to tempting if he didn't get out, "Gonna heat soak," he said slipping on his pants. With your silence Bane strolled out of the room finding Todo in the kitchen making food.
"Oh good, lunch is almost done Mr. Bane."
"Leave da food outside the room, I'll take it in."
"What if it is cold by then?" Todo countered.
"Go in da room an' I'll fill ya full of holes."
"I take it your hormones have not leveled out?"
"What ya think?" He growled.
"I did try to warn you, Mr. Bane, that having her around this time would cause complications. You do have a bounty."
"Don' think I don' know dat?" He growled, "Spen' month lookin, found her wit 'notha man," he spat, "ain't 'bout to wait make'er mine."
"A couple more days wouldn't have killed you," Todo pointed out.
"Keep yapping, it might kill you," he threatened returning around heading back to the room finding your sleeping form curled up with his shirt in your face. He knew Todo had been right but the tiny warm sliver in his frozen heart had won against the logical choice.
He peeled his pants and climbed back into the bed feeling you stir, "Needa gehet more dis outta my system," he said flipping you onto your stomach bringing your knees up and setting a brutal pace causing you to be a moaning mess into the pillows. Both hands wrapped under you, one playing with your sensitive breast and the other resting on your stomach. He felt you pull yourself help where your back was against his chest your hands falling the back of his head. The position forced him to slow down, "Yes?" He asked.
"Can I not enjoy touching you if you're going to make wake up from a rest you ordered?" you asked feeling his thrust slow at the angle, "What's wrong, Cad?" you whispered.
"It's not gettin betta," he admitted stopping his shallow thrust.
"I'll be here until it does," you smiled leaning back down resting your hand on the one he had on your stomach. It was barely noticeable but you felt his cool skin flush just the faintest amount then wildly bucking into you. His cock was perfectly designed for you, the ridges of him pushing against your walls and rubbing against the perfect spot. "Fark... Cad," you drooled indignantly into the pillow.
"So close," he hissed, watching the jiggle against him. The combined wetness letting him glide tip to base in you, letting his tip kiss the top of you with every stroke. Pulling out he one armed flipped you over, sticking his cock back inside and his face in your neck inhaling the perfection of you for him. Bane's capable fingers dug into your flesh undoubtedly causing bruising as part of the contents of his cycle spilled into you. A mild wave of relief finely graced him. He wrapped his arm around you holding you tight to him as he brought the blankets back over your bodies.
"Did that one help?" You asked noticing the subtle shift in behavior, you felt the Duros nod as his tongue flicked over your neck. Laying their still you felt yourself drifting again, you groan knowing going back to sleep would be so simple. He nudged you back towards the water and assorted snacks, "Shouldn't I get cleaned up first?" Faintly you heard a warning growl. Rolling your eyes you gently pulled him off sitting up grabbing one of the assorted snacks to appease him. Faintly you could see hear Todo's thrusters in the hall way then something metal faintly touch the ground.
"Todo put something thing down in the hall," you said in-between bites, watching him get up and listen at the door for a moment before opening it grabbing the trays off the floor, "Really he couldn't bring them in?"
Watching Bane's face contort into a pointy tooth snarl, "No, you're mine. He doesn't get to see you."
"Possessive of me?" you questioned ignoring the warning signs that taunting him currently was a poor decision as his hand wrapped around your throat, ever so lightly applying pressure.
"Ya' mine," Bane's cool hand relaxing the dull ache starting while is other hand trialled down to where the spark of connection seeped, "Do I needa prove it'gen?" he relaxed seeing it, so full of meh.
"Can't make up your mind cowboy? Rest, eat, clean up, lay down?" you rolled your eyes sarcastically watching the ire fade into amusement as he set the food in front of you motioning towards it. Finishing the fruit, you started picking at the tray of food hearing him grunt about nutrition, "Can we go shower? I feel.. sticky," you said feeling your skin stick together. Bane gave you a small grunt taking the tray and setting it to the side before yelling at the poor droid to stay out of sight. Bane went before you in the hall making sure the droid got the message guiding you towards the decent shower. Embarrassed you felt him running down your leg. You managed to slide into the shower before him as it finally dripped on to the floor. Turning the warm water on you felt his cool presence pressing into your back side running his dexterous fingers down your side slowly crawling there way to your pleasure region burying his face into your neck inhaling your scent. Pressing his finger into you, you reached back grabbing his narrow hips holding him to you melting into his touch, “Are we not suppose to be getting clean?” You pointed out.
“Ya just to tempin for meh,” he grunted pulling his hand away.
You turned around wrapping your arms around his neck, “I wasn’t complaining, Bane,” you kissed his wounds softly feeling him uncomfortably tense up, “Ah,” you said pulling away with a small nod. You took down your arms and started scrubbing yourself as he just watched in silence.
“Dat it?” he asked.
“What?” You stammered looking back at him confused.
“Nuffin,” he said reaching for the soap.
Knocking it out of his hand, “Answer the question,” you commanded.
Bane backed you against the wall of the shower and loomed his tall body over you staring down, “I didn’ say ya had to stop.”
“Your cycle is ending, I am aware you do not like certain things-“ his tongue sliding into your mouth exploring every edge of your teeth, smirking at your loss for words. Slowly he retracted his tongue and moved downwards kneeling before you. Gently he bit your hip before putting himself face first onto your mound, his fingers dug into your thighs as he buried his face between your legs. Tongue pulsing against your clit he felt your weight shift into the wall, his hands shift up to your hips to steady you. Bane tasted himself doubling his effort until you were a moaning mess on his face, “Cad-“ you moaned your hands spreading to hold the side against the wall bracing yourself as your head lawled back into the wall. Bane grabbed you as you slumped forward one arm around your waist as the other one kneaded your plump warm to the touch ass.
“Can’ gehet’nuff of dat,” he mused, “gehet ya back to da nest, maybeh we can practice ya Durese.”
“You just want to see what my mouth is capable of,” you mussed pulling your body back together, “Maybe a real rest first,” you said your body feeling heavy and sluggish.
“Den ya gonna rest.”
“You’re going to rest with me.”
“Bhut-.”
“Bane. You’ve been… busy,” you smiled letting your fingers trial is pointed hip bones towards his opening, “You need to recover too. At least for s bit,” you smiled knowing his biology was going to let you win this, you saw his mouth narrow into a line hearing a faint ‘fine’ reply. You shut off the water taking him in, how the water made his skin even seem more beautiful. “Take time where on Duro, we’re going swimming,” you muttered forcing your eyes off his form, groaning when he twisted his torso barely noticeable to make the light catch the water highlighting him.
“Careful lil lady, push’meh an’ well go now,” he smirked grabbing the towels handing you one watching you wrap it modestly around yourself, “Don’ think ya like the consequences.”
“I still have to decide if you’re a good mate,” you smirked walking towards the bunk room hearing the sound of him grinding his teeth behind you, “Coming?”
“ ‘bout ta be more ways den one,” he hissed stalking you into the room, rest was the one thing on his mind after that.
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Fic idea: Bounty hunter “games.”
Hunters are bored. Sitting around, drinking, smoking. One of them suggests: “should we play a game?”
Hondo is there. It’s most likely on Florrum this happens.
He pulls out a suitcase full of various item: binders, sabacc cards, dildos, buttplugs, vibrators, rope, etc etc.
“Eh, all right. We can make this work” — Jango probably.
They draw cards, or straws. Cad gets the shortest one. He’s tied to a table, naked. The game is to build a house of cards on his belly and take whatever the others give him at the same time (meaning orgasms or various forms of “gentle torture”).
He loses if he squirms too much and the deck falls.
They draw cards or straws again. The person who wins this round gets to dish out the punishment, dealer’s choice.
It’s Bossk. He chooses to fuck Bane with his two monster reptile dicks but he wants him in his boots and hat. Bane complains but he calls him Nuna-bellied and now he’s gotta prove he’s a man so he agrees and takes the challenge.
By the end of it Bane’s a mess in more ways than one, and Bossk will forever have bragging rights that he made Bane cum and moan his name like “the blue bitch he is.”
#star wars#cad bane#hondo ohnaka#bossk#jango Fett#bounty hunters#aurra is there too#and Dengar#maybe even embo#Star Wars smut#thot thoughts#my fic ideas
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// thots on the latest tbbf ep, pretty negative and strong opinions forthcoming you’ve been warned lol, but if you were also incredibly frustrated w the latest ep re: luke then maybe read and tell me ur thots and onions :)
ughhhh
the way Ahsoka is allowing and enabling Luke’s bullshit toxic cycle repeating behavior when she clearly left the jedi order and is “no jedi” pissed me Off. Also the overall vibes I got from the dynamic between Ahsoka and Luke was an off kilter power balance, where it seems Ahsoka almost reveres Luke as she did Anakin, and it comes off like he’s somehow more experienced/wise then her when she is his elder, and has seen so much more then he has.
I get that luke was trained by Yoda but if the whole fucking point of the originals, further reinforced by the prequels, is Luke breaking the toxic cycle the Jedi started with Anakin, which allowed the fall of the republic, this shit doesn’t add up. Luke is a hero because he refuses to abide by the outdated toxic ideas of the Republic era Jedi order, it’s his attachment to those around him that makes him a great hero worth rooting for. His attachment to his sister, and his friends, and most of all, his attachment to his father. The choice he makes in the attachment and love for his father is what saves the whole god damn galaxy in the end.
You’re gonna tell me this same Luke would be so blind and thoughtless to deny that attachment to Grogu, with his own father?? and Ahsoka going right along and enabling it???
I understand the writers / creators are thinking more of the future then the past with this Luke, trying to make him congruent w the sequels (and what a fucking shame that is) but there are other ways for Luke to get to the point he is at in the sequels without just rehashing the plot of the fucking prequels with the Republic Jedi Order.
The fact that the sequels essentially became a rehash of the originals to begin with BEGS for the “prequels” (starting with this mandalorian era luke) to have its own unique story line.
I Hate Luke’s characterization in the sequels, but seeing it portrayed in a younger Luke, fresh off ROTJ is honestly even more heartbreaking. (especially when i give shit abt baby grogu as opposed to kyle ron).
Overall I’m just so so frustrated with how unoriginal this storyline is, and I’m so disappointed that we are here once again essentially rehashing the prequels. What is the point of the prequels and the originals if no one has fucking learned anything???
The other side of this very sad sad coin is that there was so much potential with Ahsoka, and especially with Ahsoka being the contradicting figure to Yoda’s traditionalist Jedi views to help guide Luke to a newer path that would avoid him repeating the Republic Jedi Order’s mistakes (or at least try, re: kyle ron). Instead it feels like Ahsoka’s character is a cardboard cutout they’re just dumping whatever vaguely philosophical lines they can come up with onto, without any regard for her story line or characterization. and to think it was all directed by filoni :(
that being said, I thot luke’s character looked visually incredible, i was so happy to see my baby grogu back on the screen, and Dyed over his tiny chainmail t-shirt. Also, CAD BANE!!!
#I AM BIG SAD#if you disagree w anything i said here that's cool#i know i expressed som every strong opinions here but quite frankly if you disagree#i don't want to hear it#i just wanted to vent my frustration#have a nice day#star wars#the mandalorian#the book of boba fett#luke skywalker#Ahsoka Tano#tbobf
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My ✨Thots✨ On Boba Fett Ep 6
that gun spin trick had me deceased
yes babe kick that million dollar spice into the ground! get it
mando can we please just see what's in the mother forking grogu bag
omg luke! omg the school!! ant droids! AHSOKA!
is this boba fett ep 6 or the mandalorian season 3 ep 1+2? Where Is Boba This Is His Goddamn Show
i would die for that little green guy
a hop skip and the force away
GROGU'S PAST IM CRYING ALSO I GOTTA KNOW WHO THOSE TWO JEDI WERE! FOR PERSONAL REASONS!
NOOOOO Mando didn't get to see his sooooooon
Cad Bane? In a not extremely wide brimmed hat? Why? Get Him Outta Here He Looks So Incredibly Stupid It's Like They Added Another Dumb Ballsack Looking Chin To This Disneyverse Besides Just Thanos
WHERE'S THE HAT? WHERE'S THE FLOATING DROID? HE WAS 10x BETTER IN TCW GET THIS IMPOSTER OUT OF HERE
And enter Boba for a three second cameo again, in his own SHOOOOOW
Let's kick some Pike ass
Oh no grogu's gotta make a decisionnnnn
#the book of boba fett#boba fett#tbobf spoilers#episode six#the mandalorian#star wars#luke skywalker#grogu#ahsoka#ahsoka tano#cad bane#episode six spoilers
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when cad bane showed up in the mandalorian my mom was like "is that that robot gunslinger" lmao i love that she recognized him but thot he was a robot ?
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I really like your Jangobi fic on AO3 - and am hunting down comics/books with Jaster. Question: Do you have some headcanons about the people/universe in your story?
excellent question!!!!!!
in this verse anakin’s 1st meeting with qui-gon and obi-wan was more of a screwball comedy (that still ends in tragedy. rip qui-gon. or maybe not lol you’ll see)
so basically obi-wan and qui-gon were trying to infiltrate gardulla’s palace but OOPS so were sheev and maul bc sheev got some random woman force-impregnated with weird old rituals courtesy of plaugeis and he was scrambling to find this kid b4 the jedi could. but the jedi dont KNOW about anakin they’re just there bc they want to negotiate a treaty with the hutts BUT they get mixed up in sheev’s plan to blow up the palace and sheev pins the whole thing on the 2 jedi scheduled to pay a visit. so obi-wan and qui-gon have to infiltrate as dancers and there’s some zany Shirtless Shenanigans and someone gets grinded on before the night is through (it’s cad bane. obi-wan u slut)
BUT guess who figures out that they’re space wizards: ANAKIN, AGE 9, CURRENTLY BEING HUNTED DOWN BY A SITH WHO’S ACCOSTING EVERY CHILD IN THE AREA AND ASKING IF THEIR MOM IS A VIRGIN. anakin thinks it would be totally wizard to help the space wizards hoodwink his boss because fuck her she’s a slaver. obi-wan is distraught that they’re bringing a child into this and incessantly mother-hens while shmi wonders who the fuck this ginger thot with aspirations towards fatherhood is. qui-gon, who as we know has no problems tossing young boys in the deep end and expecting them to swim, is like clearly this child must be space jesus. sheev, meanwhile, is convinced that he’s the space antichrist. neither of them are wrong.
eventually there’s a lightsaber duel while obi-wan is still in a metal speedo because I KNOW MY AUDIENCE. maul has the weirdest boner and immediately loses it bc obi-wan chops it off (along with the rest of his bottom half). qui-gon, meanwhile, gets bbq’d by an irate sheev in front of gardulla’s horrified (and entertained) entourage. i want this to be angsty but i feel compelled to mention that metal speedos are HIGHLY conductive so qui-gon’s balls probably get flash-fried. gardulla kicks sheev and the bottom half of maul out because she LIKED that DILFy dancer and it’s rude to murder your host’s strippers. obi-wan asks shmi if he can take anakin to be trained at the temple and sells his jewel-encrusted lingerie to buy both her and anakin’s freedom. shmi agrees once she learns that the sith will most likely be back (and she’s already had an unpleasant encounter with the top half of maul where he’s been hiding in the dumpster out back), and anakin really wants to learn how to Cool Murder, so she’s like “FINE i guess” and obi-wan reassures her that if anakin ever decides to leave the jedi order he’ll leave with him and take care of him and train him bc that’s LITERALLY CANON. OBI-WAN IS THE BEST DADBROTHER EVER.
and then mandalorians or whatever
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Just a thought: Cad Bane being able to sense when his partner’s in heat, and throwing them over his shoulder and proceeding to march down to the nearest place of privacy, smugly suggesting, “we should get you taken care of, ” Implying that he’s the one to fuck them senseless during this state (with them being all flushed, radiating the strong vibe of, “yes! Fuck me right here and now!”) on top of taking care of his own sexual needs. He enjoys how horny and wild his partner is during this time.
Or he just downright rails them right there on the floor, on the table, or against the wall cuz who’s got patience when there’s a poor soul in heat and he’s the only one they want for the job?
Oh, I don't think Cad cares much about privacy lol. I think he'd sense it, stare down at his hapless lover, and tilt their chin up.
"Poor thing. Do ya need some help wit' yer... predicament?" He'd live for the desperate look in their eyes, and the minute he got consent to proceed, it's undressing time. Sex is right then and there, wherever he and his partner are. Until his partner expresses the need for something more comfortable.
He'd make sure his partner orgasmed so much they couldn't walk afterwards
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