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gooopy · 5 months

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GOOPY. if teddy was a horror movie antag what weapon/manner of death would he use to kill people..

I HAD TO THINK ON THIS FOR A WHILE!!!!!!! i think he would kill people in their homes with whatevers around the house. I think the movie would be someone following a string of murders, stuff like someone being nearly decapitated because a window was slammed over their neck over and over and over again. A cut across the neck (messy, inexperienced) from one of those shitty gift shop knives with the name in the side. Conked on the head by a cast iron pan that still had some bacon grease and potatoes in it (later theyd find that the pan wasnt used by the family before death, the killer was makin breakfast baby!!!!!!) And teddy would be a sorta conic relief character. Im imagining it a sorta horror-comedy, there needs to be some absurdism both for teddy to get away with being a goofy doofy side character and because i think thats whwre the guy would thrive. So you follow incompetent cops just wanting to close a case and failing to find anything useful and teddy bumbling in to talk about the murders, stepping all over crime scenes and gettin his grubby mitts all over evidence. And then at some point it goes through and explains what happened, and THATS the point you learn teddys the killer.

You see him sneaking through someones garden and the person sticks their head out the window to yell at him and he reaches in and slams the window against their neck over and over again in an awesome gory bloodfest, then see him go into the house to take a quick shower do a bit of laundry and then head back home (and when he bumbles into the place later hes sure to grab the empty bottle of hydrogen peroxide and stuff it into his shirt to sneak out)

You watch him creeping through someones house and snapping pictures of a vacation familys adventures when someone comes in and he thinks fast to grab the pocket knife on the table go sneak up and slit their throat and.. its not sharp enough. So he freaks out and jist saws at it like turkey dinner until the guys dead and later when hes 'just passing by!' He touches as much as he can so fingerprints dont mean anything.

I think he would like just chilling in other peoples houses and living their lives. He thinks its cozy! Nostly its just freaky. I think he would observe someone and see their cozy day in and want it for himself and he would recreate it. Bros wesring someone elses bathrobe (does NOT fit him) (this is awesome and sexy btw believe me im not describing it bc the worldwide boner it would cause would shift the earths axis) and hes cooking himself up an awesome breakfast and he knows the persons schedule by now so hes got his meal plated up by the time the guy walks through the door and BONK out like a light and shoved and contorted into a cabinet so teddy can have potatoes and bacon and eggs while sitting in the livingroom watchong tv. And he doesnt wven need to do dishes!

That was long and windong but ohhhhh it took me a while to figure it out oooooggghhhh and then i got distracyed bc teddy hot as fuck. THANK YOU SOSOSOSO MUCH FOR ASKING AUAAUAAGAGAHAHHAHAH GHAAGAHAH YAYYYYY

#teddy #goopys glop #<- i think it counts #cw murder #cw stalking #uhhhhh what else #lemme know if i gotta tag it as anything else

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markleetrashh · 7 years

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Misunderstanding;Renjun

featuring older twin brother Jisung

Genre: fluff

Request: can i request renjun getting jealous over you and jisung being so close but in the end he finally knows that jisung and you are twins???

A/N: this was so cute to write , also , thanks so much for requesting for a chinese member !! they need more attention and i’m happy that i’m slowly gaining more requests on the chinese members too ! Enjoy reading yes !

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You sat in your seat as you heard the group of girls screaming along the hallways - it was probably him again , just like any other day . You shook your head as you packed your bag , waiting for that one person to appear at the door .

“ My lovely , come here !! ” the boy stood at the door with his arms wide open , a big and bright smile shining on his face .

You saw the girls’ stares from behind the walls as they glared at you .

Ignoring their looks , you hugged the boy infront of you tightly , as you poked his nose right after . “ Jisung don’t call me that here , people might misunderstand you know ” you hissed softly at him , trying to avoid any incoming attention .

You noticed him pouting before he placed his big hands on your head , “ But you’re my lovely younger sister , ”

You stuck your tongue out before whispering to him again , “ Yes but not everyone here knows , so don’t make it so obvious . Also , i’m only two minutes younger than you why do you treat me like small child ”

He nodded his head , before sticking his tongue at you too , “ Because you are one ”

You reached out to hit his shoulder lightly but he quickly responded by bending down , as he poked the side of your body before running away , with you chasing him .

Yet from afar someone was staring at the both of you and taking in every single action and detail you guys did , his heart practically sinking as he thought otherwise .

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He offered you his notes , a soft and gentle smile on his face as he passed it to you with both hands .

You couldn’t help but smile back , “ Thank you so much Renjun oppa , your notes really help me a lot ,

You notice a shade of pink appear on his cheeks as he shook his head lightly , “ It’s my pleasure ”

He sat still beside you , his eyes not leaving you once . You noticed him smiling to himself , as he slowly leaned closer towards you , as you were struggling with your school work .

“ Y/N baby !! ” Jisung’s voice called out loudly as he ran towards you , his arms naturally wrapping around your small body frame .

Renjun’s smile instantly faded as he slowly looked down , a frown slowly taking over .

Oblivious , Jisung let go of you and greeted him excitedly , “ Hello hyung !! ”

Renjun looked up and his eyes met Jisung’s .

For a second , you could see a hint of sadness in them .

He forced a small smile and waved to Jisung , then slowly hanging his head low again , playing and fidgeting with his fingers .

Your hand reached out to hold his as an attempt to cheer him up , “ Jisung , Renjun oppa’s been helping me a lot lately with my studies , im so happy !! ”

You noticed Renjun flinch a little from your touch , but he gave a small smile , as he raised his head up again to look at your brother .

Jisung laughed loudly as he reached out to shake Renjun’s hand , “ Hyung , thanks so much for taking care of Y/N , my baby sister ”

Renjun’s eyes lit up instantly as his mouth widened .

“ S-Sister .. ? ” he asked as he looked at the both of you in shock .

You giggled a little before lightly patting Jisung’s back , “ Yes , i’m this popular boy’s sister who’s younger than him by only a few minutes . ” You paused as Jisung slung his arms around you .

You pretended to push him away as you ran back to sit beside Renjun , “ But he still treats me like a child , help me oppa ”

Renjun playfully wrapped his arms around you , as he jokingly said to Jisung , “ Stay away from Y/N , i’ll take care of her instead ” Jisung laughed and nodded his head , before greeting the both of you goodbye and leaving .

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“ I didn’t know he was your brother … I thought he liked you … ” he said as the both of you walked home together .

“ No one else knows actually , i didn’t want to ruin his ’ reputation ’ , ” you stopped in your tracks and slowly linked your arm with him , “ but i couldn’t stand keeping it from you … I didn’t want you to misunderstand ”

His cheeks turned red again as he tried to avoid eye contact with you . He simply nodded and continued walking , acting as though he didn’t hear you .

You stopped in your tracks and turned to face him , “ I was afraid you would misunderstand oppa , because i like you ” your hand was still on his arm and his were awkwardly placed inside his pockets .

He slowly met your gaze as he bit his lip nervously , “ I like you too Y/N , a lot ” But he couldn’t help his happiness as you could see a smile slowly plastering on his face .

You went on your toes and reached forward to give him a peck on his forehead , “ my house’s right up so i’ll be leaving now , see you tomorrow oppa !! ” as you turned quickly and ran away to hide your burning cheeks .

Renjun stood frozen in his spot , his hand cupping his face from the warmth that was gradually forming up . The other hand reached towards his chest , whwre his heart was pumping quickly and loudly ,

a big and satisfied smile forming on his face .

#this was so bad im sorry omg #nct #nct dream #renjun #huang renjun #nct renjun #nct scenarios #renjun scenarios #nct dream scenarios

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