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no-not-today-please · 2 months
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Dude why are my pockets so wet (figures out im currently peeing myself) Ohhhhhhhh
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no-not-today-please · 4 months
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discord was acting up and turned jerma into this
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no-not-today-please · 4 months
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no-not-today-please · 4 months
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SO THE STORY LEAD OF LUCA AND THE DIRECTOR OF CIAO ALBERTO POSTED THESE
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no-not-today-please · 6 months
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bby arty comic hehe
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no-not-today-please · 7 months
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please excuse the sudden wave of cassidy blake reblogs im having a Moment
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i am completely fine in an “i have been mentally unwell for years” kinda way
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omg soldier, poet, king is NOT a Christian worship song
folks on tiktok being like YALL DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS ABOUT JESUS??? and "better take it off my dnd playlist now!!!"
it's not about jesus holy fuck, i mean, it is, but it isn't.
Dear Wormwood is a concept album that uses biblical symbolism to talk about an abusive relationship. The Oh Hellos have a whole ass THING about retelling stories (biblical, mythological etc) to use to deal with your own story which is like...a whole thing in storytelling anyway (the new testament is a monomyth yall, Hero's Journey 1.0, in that regard everything is biblical)
Dear Wormwood is put in the context of someone writing letters (inspired by The Screwtape Letters, CS Lewis) to their abuser. "Soldier, Poet, King" is from the perspective of the protagonist, on the receiving end of the abuse, who (after the song "Exeunt") is escaping from the abuse and attempting to continue their life outside of it. The person who is the soldier, poet, king, is the protagonist. "your city" is the abusive relationship. "Wormwood" is the devil of this person's life.
If you look on Genius, yeah the story is about the Second Coming of Jesus Christ. In context? It's about the Second Coming of the protagonist. The rebirth they get after escaping.
The ending song of the album, "Thus Always to Tyrants", the last line of the album is
Where I go, will you still follow? Will you leave your shaded hollow? Will you greet the daylight looming? Learn to love without consuming?
The protagonist is attempting to mentally escape from the abuse, worried about carrying the trauma into the next relationship.
Soldier Poet King is not about Jesus. It's about fighting. It's about escaping the cycle of abuse. It's about the power that resides in stories, about people who have experienced this before and succeeded. It's about using those stories and learning from them.
Keep the shit on your dnd playlist, it's sort of the whole point.
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I don't use this blog anymore. Here are the ones I usually use:
@unlucky-number-4
@i-just-wanna-write-in-peace
Now don't interact with this blog please 😭
if you see this blog in your notifications, it's because it's my main blog, and I can only like/comment on stuff with my main blog, not Sideblogs. damn, Tumblr can be weird.
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I had a vision...
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Thinking about modern au artist HC who excels at various traditional art forms including ceramics, painting, and sculpting. Soon enough, the time comes for HC to learn the witchcraft that is digital art.
And man is it a phat STRUGGLE.
In general, HC talks out loud to himself during his artistic process - a quirk that XL (the husband) can’t help but find endearing.
(HC waiting for his shit to render: “anytime now…preferably within the next century…” 🙄
HC shading: “what if we make you a little darker? just like that…hmm, I don’t hate it-??”
HC, confused: *aggressively scribbles on the screen* “HELLO?? WHY ARENT YOU BLENDING!?”
HC trying to find the layer where the stoopid random black dot is: “I WILL find you. I MUST…”
HC undoing one stroke a thousand times: “nope” *undos* “nope” *undos* “fuck you” *undos*)
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Cue HC internally crying every month because “WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH MY STYLE??” 😭😭
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HC bent over his desk like shrimp. 🦐
XL insists HC takes breaks, for food and general rest. He massages HC’s neck, shoulders, back, and hands - HC naturally melts back into his beloved’s hands.
HC has a folder on his desktop titled “gege’s masterpieces” which are all of XL’s drawings for HC.
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SQX: “ohmygod can you draw me!?”
HC: “nu”
HC goes back to drawing portraits of XL.
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HC watching the piece he spent days drawing get surpassed in likes by a dumb doodle of his pets he did when battling artblock: “make it make sense” 😡
XL: “it’s because you made e’ming and ruoye so cute!” 🥰
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Imagine HC mindlessly twirling his apple pen between his long fingers, even while he’s pacing around their apartment.
He also tends to play with the cap of the charging plug, resulting in him constantly losing it!! It’s such a tiny, white thing - it could be anywhere…
Somehow, XL magically finds the cap in the most unassuming places and puts it somewhere safe so he can hand it back when HC’s already pulling his hair out.
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XL hangs his favorite pieces of HC’s artwork around their apartment !!
When guests come over for the first time, they’ll stare at the beautifully framed art pieces in awe.
And XL will proudly say,” oh, this is actually all of San Lang’s work! Isn’t he amazing?” 😊
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Many people think HC’s signature is a distinct symbol, shape, or even an obscure drawing with a hidden message. In turn, this has caused HUGE debates on Twitter about what the signature actually means.
One popular stan account had successfully gathered clues over the years. After comparing a lot of pics, lives, doodles, etc., they come to the conclusion that the signature is actually a word.
But what exactly does it say?
Still unknown.
And when some indie magazine goes and interviews HC, THEY HAVE TO ASK.
Interviewer: “Crimson Rain, you must tell us, we’re begging, what does your signature mean? It’s been a topic of WAR for years amongst your fans!”
HC: “oh, it’s just my name”
Everyone: ☠️🤡☠️🤡☠️
Interviewer: “would you mind demonstrating for us?”
HC, shrugging: “sure”
HC, messing up the second stroke of his name: “wait no, let me restart”
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Twitter trending tags:
#WHAT
#THAT’S HIS HAND WRITING???
#IM JARED 19
#CRIMSON RAIN
#HAND WRITING
#THIS WHOLE TIME !?
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W/ @no-one-says-hi
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Near x Autistic Reader Headcanons
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*First off, he is too (why would he canonically stim if he’s not)
*The reason he always wears that same outfit is because it’s one of the only fabrics that doesn’t bother him
*So he’s totally understanding if you also have problems with certain clothes and will take that into account when buying gifts for you
*I think gift giving is a love language of his because it’s difficult for him to express his emotions
*I’ve seen other people say he would need someone more talkative and open, but honestly he would be okay if you weren’t
*He’s pretty quiet, so I think he would be happy to listen to hear you talk about your special interest and/or hyperfixation
*After a while of knowing you he may become more talkative and tell you about his as well
*If you’re the type of autistic person who can’t sense when they physically need things (like I am) y’all remind each other to drink whatever every day while not drinking what yourselves
*It’s incredible
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A PSA for Period havers:
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“IF YOU ARE USING @Thinx period panties STOP USING THEM NOW!!! Thinx is essentially admitting to wrongdoing by settling a case in which plaintiffs found (through independent testing) toxic chemicals in their panties which can cause cancer/disease/decreased fertility. PLS SHARE!!!”
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mikami is the best character in death note bc this man has a day job, he glares at ppl on the subway, and he works out, and then he goes home and feverishly writes in a notebook bc his boyfriend, god, told him to
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The introductory “Hate” monologue from I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream, with AM voiced by the TikTok TTS
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