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commission: medical school!au ren other nuest x medical school!aus: jonghyun | minhyun

specialty: ren is doing his residency in medical toxicology

got nicknamed the living “expectations versus reality” meme

because most of the new residents have this exception when they see ren:

unapproachable, handsome, diligent doctor who takes everything seriously and would be the heart throbbing protective type

when in reality he’s a goofball

and a weird goofball at that

like jonghyun will come down to his floor looking to hand samples over and ren will press up against the glass of the lab

making funny faces and mocking jonghyun by not opening up the lab safety door

and some other poor resident will walk by and be like ,,,,, huh??!?!

and jonghyun will just sigh and be like this is what i’ve dealt with for like four years now

has a zoning out quirk

literally can stare at his microscope for like three minutes without blinking

and then just be like

oh! right! i gotta look at these blood cells!

gets way to passionate about toxins and mutations and really just anything that’s funky in medical science

pulls a tiny chemical table out of his wallet that he’s had since high school and will be like “if these two interact and you consume them you will literally DIE but it’ll be like slow and painful and let me describe it to you in detail -”

minhyun, crying: please stop i dont want to know

aron sipping on his hospital cafeteria orange juice: do tell more

goes ham during the hospital’s halloween celebrations - put a whole wig on and the professors were like ......... speechless

but no one actually asked him to take it off

actually someone started a twitter thread about the ‘hauntingly handsome long haired doctor’ and it went viral

and when jonghyun showed it to ren

he just shrugged and was like

“it’s what i deserve”

jonghyun: “the amount of confidence you have is ,,,,,, wild ,,, mildly irritating ,,,,,,, but well deserved”

ren: uwu

but no jonghyun and ren’s friendship is actually very sweet no matter how much ren can press his nerves

jonghyun always finds him on the three seconds of free time they have to make sure he’s eating and sleeping

because residency is tough, especially in such a small field like toxicology

where there are only a couple of other students specializing in it

but they have to do work for a whole hospital

ren getting all cutely sleepy while working in the lab, so he starts humming the tune to some popular idol song and dancing around

and the other residents are like plEASE be careful you are holding LITERAL toxic waste in that beaker

and ren is like can’t hear you over the sound of seventeen’s adore u

got casted on his way to the hospital

he had just got a double shot of espresso because wooo 14 hours in the hospital lab coming up

and was just trying to get in on time (because let’s be real,,,,he’s quite fashionably late most of the time)

when someone chased him down the street just to be like

“are you interested in joining the entertainment industry?”

and ren had blinked and been like

“.,,,,,,like ,,,,, an actor?”

and they were like yes or an idol or model

and ren had laughed so hard he spilled some of that espresso because he thought they HAD to be scamming him

(they weren’t)

joked about it with other residents like LOL can you believe i would never fall for it

but all the residents and even the professors had to agree that like ,,,, ren,,,,, you look the part,,,,, maybe it was legit

ren: well too bad im in med school debt now so i dont need anymore on my back

you’re a new resident, a fresh face that’s doing your best in the dentistry department

you are absolutely unprepared for the amount of stress that comes with starting a residency

it’s not that you’re lacking a work ethic or anything - you’re just ,,,, shocked by the fact that your personal time has dropped to zero

you live in the hospital

and as helpful as professors try to be - any small mistake is treated harshly

and older students are way too busy with their own problems to help you with any of yours

at first you just try to keep positive, telling yourself over and over that everyone else is struggling too - and you just have to powerhouse through it

but then you look around and it honestly seems like ,,,,, no one is having a hard time except you

it’s ostracizing, and you hate to admit that on several occasions you’ve found yourself crying in the lab after most other residents have gone

making crown molds and trying to hold back tears isn’t ,,,, how you thought you’d spend time in med school

but it is how you end up meeting ren

one of your biggest mistakes is mixing up the toxicology lab with the dentistry lab

because they’re on the same floor and both have nearly identical room numbers

so when you’d first started out you’d end up walking into the middle of the lab

while everyone is wearing literal hazmat suits and you’d be like

this is definitely NOT where i should be

sometimes the other students would give you nasty looks, sometimes they’d just ignore you

but there was always open person who found it hilarious

ren’s laugh echoing through the lab everytime

he gets into this habit too - when he sees you in the halls of the hospital or in the canteen

he plops his hand down on your shoulder and goes

“this isn’t the dentistry lab”

he’s older and has been a resident for longer so you really can’t say anything back

even though it embarrasses you beyond belief

but at the same time you know he isn’t being ,,,, meanspirited or anything it’s just,,,,

you know you’re being silly and making mistakes mayBE if he didn’t amplify it to the entire hospiTAL that would be better

“you’re so lucky though!!”

some of the other students whine, saying that they could only wish to have some sort of interaction with ren

whose supposedly studious and serious about his work

the picture perfect doctor, handsome and smart

but when he doubles over in giggles at your shocked face outside of the wrong lab again

you get a completely different read on him

anyway - you and ren don’t cross paths all that much

dentistry is far from medical toxicology and so it’s only on rare occurrences that you really have to deal with his playful teasing

until one night you find yourself alone in the dentistry lab

you’re not really working on anything - you’re supposed to be but the week has been overly stressful

you’ve had at most five hours of sleep combined over the span of the last couple of days

and you recently lost your phone in one of the wards so contacting your parents or best friend to vent wasn’t an option

you take off your white lab coat, crouching down behind one of the tables as you tuck your head into your hands

it’s past three in the morning, the hospital is still working but it’s the ER for the most part and most residents aren’t getting here till later

you have this silent moment to yourself

where everything sort of just hits you

and you can’t help but feel the tears well up in the corners of your eyes

don’t be pathetic, everyone is going through this with you

you try to tell yourself but those words don’t bring much comfort - they just make it hurt more

“oh - is this the wrong lab?”

you suddenly look up, nervous that one of your fellow residents - or even worse - a professor has found you

but in the dim light coming in from the hall you see the outline of someone in their doctors coat

but when your eyes adjust you see that it’s ren

“w-what do you mean, this is the dent-”

he sort of scans your face and you can tell he’s taking in the fact that you’ve been crying

it makes you feel small and you quickly wipe at your face and try to think of something to ease the sudden awkward tension

“i - i was just getting all tired and started to-”

you want to excuse

but ren tilts his head, hands stuffed in his coat pockets

“im going to be honest, im not very good at handling people when they’re crying - but if it’s ok with you ill try.”

you blink, sort of speechless

“i - um, ok?”

ren gives you a little nod and then brings his hand up to tap his chin

“i can do an impression of professor kim to make you laugh?”

it’s bewildering - but you think ren is actually ,,,,, serious

like he’s actually trying to cheer you up

you give a tiny nod and he makes a bad replica of the professors gruff voice

but just his facial expressions and the sheer absurdness of that voice coming from that pretty of a face

makes you sort of hiccup into a giggle

pleased to see some positive reaction, ren does another impression of one of the nurses downstairs and then the security guard everyone knows from the pediatrics ward

you laugh so much, you realize the tears are coming back but this time because he’s being so silly

and you don’t notice how the ends of his lips twitch into a relieved smile when you tell him to stop it already

“i don’t know why you were upset - but im happy to see you smiling again.”

he says and you kind of shyly thank him for lifting your mood

when he puts his hand out and motions for you to take it

you sort of stare and feel the skin on your cheeks flare up

“come with me, ill treat you in the cafeteria. the auntie there always put aside the best desserts for me and you can have them this time.”

you shift, not sure what to do

but ren just motions again

“this is a one time offer - it’ll expire in three, two, o-”

you put your hand in his, nervously at first - but then ren squeezes it and pulls you to walk behind him

you guys get a couple of stares from the night shift people, but no one really notices or cares

you end up having ren buy you way more sweets than you can finish

and then having to run off halfway through because someone says they need him upstairs

but before he goes he gives your hair a bit of a ruffle

“it’s hard, but i like you - so don’t be sad. and if you want to be sad, find me and ill make it better.”

the words make something bloom in your chest - a sort of warmth you haven’t felt in a long time

and when you bump into jonghyun a couple of days later he asks how you and ren’s first date went

you shake your head, explaining in fumbled words that it wasn’t anything like that

but then you feel an arm wrap around you and look up to see ren’s smiling side profile

“it was a fun date, but ill take them on a better one next time.”

dating med student!ren is a roller coaster. im not kidding. you had knew there was more under his model like exterior, but you didn’t know he was THIS goofy and THIS weird until you start dating - but it’s totally fine because you find yourself loving it. you love the funny faces he makes as he passes you in the halls, the way he can jump from being totally uninterested in something to suddenly sparking up with excitement and clinging onto your hand as he begs you to tell him more. you like that he’ll break out into little dances right after you agree to kiss him in the storage room or how he’ll give you new nickname everytime he sees you (this ranges from ‘my sweet sugarplum fairy’ to ‘fellow human who i enjoy locking lips with’). jonghyun on several occasions has had to pull you aside and ask if you want him to,,,,,ask ren to control himself better in the hospital and you’re just like he’s fine! but then during a lecture one of the professors had even went to say “feel free to use the lab when your resident hours are done - but NOT for anything except dentistry, you know who im talking to” (you and ren once got caught kinda,,,,,you know ,,,, being close in the lab - everyone turned to look at you and you were just like hmm i have no clue). it amazes you just how knowledgeable ren is though, how he can be all sleepy cuddling into your arms when you get the small chance to be alone together in his apartment and you’ll think he’s about to knock out with his head on your chest but then he’ll be like “wait - did i tell you about this strain of modified dna i looked at yesterday which was infected with a virus from south africa?” and you’re like wh- weren’t you just asleep. he shares his apartment with baekho, who is another resident and everytime you leave ren’s room in the morning to get some coffee or something baekho does this thing where he lets out a whistle and goes “REN MY MAN WOOO” and you’re like STOP and ren from his room goes “I KNOOOOOW”. handsome, serious, and extremely polite prince ren? yeah no try handsome, mischievous and extremely affectionate puppy ren. during one of the holiday parties thrown by all the residents of the dentistry department, ren showed up a couple of minutes late and still in his scrubs and you were like “babe?” and he was like “listen you look gorgeous, no one beats you, when i have a minute - i will peel those cloths right-” “REN” “right right i have to do an emergency lab test so i can’t stay but please kiss me and ill go” you do it but you also whisper that he could have just texted you and he’s like but then i’d miss this stunning view (of you in the fancy outfit) and you’re like no ill just show you back home and he’s like WHEW now don’t get me excited before i have to handle toxic chemicals! your boyfriends going to be a doctor but before he’s a doctor he’s a dork. muses about taking you out on dates when he FINALLY graduates and you’re like noooo you’re going to work so hard even after and he’s like yes but im also going to splurge on you and make up for all the time med school drained out of us. oh you know he’s a cuddle monster - you know he’d just backhug you and give you kisses behind the ear and just want to touch you every second of everyday but it’s a hospital so he cant and he’s always like :( because of it. three hundred texts from him like ‘when are you free? do you have five minute break? can i pleaaaaase have a hug’ and then like you’ll get a selfie of him edited with hearts to be like ‘how can you resist me - the handsomest man and your boyfriend COME GET THIS KISS’. he might be weird and wacky, but he’s caring and deep down he really is that protective princely boyfriend - like literally almost threw acid in some guys face when they had the audacity to make a comment about you - his significant other - right in front of his face. loves when you play with his hair before kissing him, but even more he loves when you try to act like you don’t want his kisses so you keep scrunching up your nose and he’s like pursing his lips like cmon pleaaaaase and you finally give in and he gets all giddy. you and jonghyun bond over try to make sure ren doesn’t get himself hurt because he would totally be the guy who’d think propelling himself down the hall on an IV stand is fun. ren knows you struggle with the workload sometimes and he might not pull out the impressions and funny faces, because now he knows how to comfort you even better - keep you close to his chest, let you know how much you’ve already accomplished, and also - get you downstairs to the cafeteria where the aunt pulls out those desserts she hordes for you two and you get to share them in the hospital garden (and share kisses too). oh also you end up coming by the toxicology lab more often - not because you mistake it anymore, you’re past that - but because when you do ren (if he can) will drop what he’s doing and rush over and it’s so funny and endearing to see him have to take off his ten protective layers just to come out and give you a peck on the nose ,,,,, like boy is in love with you beyond belief - and you’re in love with him too.

#nuest scenario #nuest imagines #nuest au #ren scenarios #ren imagines #ren au #minki scenarios #minki imagines #minki au #nu'est scenarios #nu'est imagines #ren #choi minki #college!au #med school!au #nu'est #sfw #writing commissions #this was so fun to write because i got to rewatch his videos from produce hes such a dork

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beebosbitchh · 7 years

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holy heck ! thank you sophiw i lov u 🍒

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

i dont understand this question?? like sometimes i doubt my own existence and other times i doubt that i exist to certain ppl? ya?

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

2,, normal amount? like good for sleep but pitch black is scaryy but not to the point i need the escape ?? if that makes sense??

3. The person you would never want to meet?

guy fieri, i dont think i need to know if hes actually real ? like is he real and from this dimension or from flavortown (which he has a very scarily detailed description of)?? thats not something i need to know

4. What is your favorite word?

hmm, probably ‘fam’ obviously

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

a willow tree !!!!!!!!!! i just talked to my mom about this :-0

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

ngl but i dont look in the mirror anymore unless its lip syncing along to a song sung by a guy/someone w a deeper voice bc i feel like it suits me better! gotta love coping w dysphoria!

7. What shirt are you wearing?

baseball tee, gay

8. What do you label yourself as?

nb, lesbian, fool

9. Bright room or dark room?

dark room

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

slepe

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

10-11 when i was in 5th grade. i still only had two friends but i was way more extroverted and everything was so carefree and i was very invested in adventure time and art. i think that was the most of a childhood i got? i honestly did not do much as a kid and i wish i had..

12. Who told you they loved you last?

sophiw ! tumblr user almightyportraits ! the loml !

13. Your worst enemy?

14. What is your current desktop picture?

one from apple called ‘abstract shapes’ its very orange but also blue which is my fave color pairing atm so its perfect

15. Do you like someone?

tumblr user vahilla

16. The last song you listened to?

megan played ‘marceline’ by willow in her car ! a song i suggested to her a few months ago and it makes me very happy that she likes it especially bc we bonded over adventure time in 6th grade :-)

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

mmyy seelfff ??

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

mmmyseyyffelllff ??

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

eh whats the point

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

n o ne ?

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

what is the opposite of nb,, i feel like if i was opposite of how i present id be a girl, which is a verryyy weird thought for me, pass

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

no :-/

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

uh first of all blood, like, ill pass out,, second of all,, literally everything worries me

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

jimmy johns #16, turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, NO MAYO

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

im a very practical person so the least boring answer i can come up w is more art supplies

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

denmark

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

fukcing , acetoNe

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

i think a FIRST rule would have to be pretty IMPORTANT so probably smt like how ~WE THE PEOPLE~ are all EQUAL would be a pretty good start and pretty UNDENIABLE and STRAIGHT FORWARD especially if it was the FIRST thing in this,, hmm lets call it the CONSTITUTION, in the completely hypothetical society

29. What is your favorite expletive?

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuk cufck ufc kfuck

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

sunglasses??!!! that shit gotta be bright huh>?? gotta protect my retinas

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

i wanna say my first relationship made me a better person but that shit was rreeeaaallyyyy fucking awful and 4 months (+recovery months) that i will never get back and i think ? maybe ?? i wouldve been ok without it ? idk just a thought

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

spain ?!?!? why not + i sorta know the language? thatd b cool

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

zoey my dog :-( i miss her a lot, this month it will have been two years oh my god i miss her so much

34. What was your last dream about?

the last one i remember was a nightmare about someone tryna murder me i was very scared

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

i think so , when i was two i got really really sick and couldve died ?

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

ahh yes ! we gave hhimm,, fruit snack nipples, please forgive me fathr

38. What is the color of your socks?

grey w blue n orange stripes ( again i lov blue n orange together, my shirt is teal and i have an orange hat on wow)

39. What type of music do you like?

all! i had to train this new guy at work and im sooo awkward but once why started talking about music it was easy for me to talk bc it was smt we both really like !!! i felt like i could actually communicate w feeling a disconnect it was nice ! we talked mostly about rap which was cool and unexpected but i could do it ? i really love music and i love being able to know enough to talk about it ,, isk

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

sunrises, ive been pushing myself to wake up unreasonably early to have more time to myself and i get to watch the sunrise most days which is nice

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

chocolate

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

whom?

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

college? god i dont even know… smt w art.. by an illustrator or art teacher or freelance artist or graphic designer ,, i really dont know

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

one thing ?!!?!? i wish i was neurotypical

46. Are you reliable?

yes? i try hard to be? i hope so ?

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

u still a lil bitch ?

48. Do you hold grudges?

nope i try not to, ive had too many toxic petty people in my life that i dont need to be one myself.. now this is grudges w/o reason, but if ive given people several ‘second chances’ and theyre still (thumbs down) then ill avoid them but w/i reason?

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

DOG HORSES BIG DOGs

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

mm probably smt w my lab partner from last year. she always sends me weird quotes from a fanfiction shes reading and its weird but i really appreciate that she still talks to me or talks to me at all tbh

51. Are you a good liar?

nooo ?? i try not to lie? mb not tell the full truth but idk , i feel like id feel too guilty

52. How long could you go without talking?

uhh literally days like i already fucking do.. i m taking this as verbally but i dont get texts so like, it would not be hard

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?

before i went to short hair i used to alllwaayyys wear a tight ponytail every single day bc i wasnt girly enough to do anything w it and it was really really gross like thank god i cut it all off

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

heck yeah

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

*clears throat*

hewwo?

56. What do you like on your toast?

butter and jam

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

58. What would be you dream car?

razor scooter

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

sometimes im just too physically or emotionally exhausted to stand so ill just,, lay down? ive fallen asleep in the shower before ha

60. Do you believe in aliens?

yup

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

whenever it comes up but i dont ,, seek it out

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

dragons tf

64. What do you think about babies?

evil, ugly, dont see the appeal. open ur eyes ppl !!!! bbs are n Ot cute !!

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.

#long post /#mention of dysphoria /#ask #thenk yoy sophiw #this took 4ever but worth it bc it got me to calm down?? coolc ool cool

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boricuagoblin · 7 years

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o H HE LO

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

this question scares me bcuz the grammer’s weird and also i dont understnad skdfjhsdjghd

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

lik 3 1/2

3. The person you would never want to meet?

Trump atm

4. What is your favorite word?

melancholy is a nice word

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

i want to say a willow tree because they’re my fave but i’ll probably be some kind of small insignificant tree

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

“I GOTTA WORK ON MY MIDTERM AAHHH!! I AM TIRED”

7. What shirt are you wearing?

bic red flannel

8. What do you label yourself as?

ghay

9. Bright room or dark room?

?? both?

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

oh shit uhhh...mm what was i doing..tbh i think i was just texting u n then i passed out

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

uhh idk

12. Who told you they loved you last?

you tbh :’)

13. Your worst enemy?

it me

14. What is your current desktop picture?

some random winter landscape?? it came w the computer im lame

15. Do you like someone?

yeeEAh :3

16. The last song you listened to?

yellow by coldplay lmfao

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

naturally i say trump but then pence isnt much better so idk man

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

so m a n y

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

oh my god???/???

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

idk i’d probably just look the same n i would want to pee

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

i dont think so

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

???? idk im afraid of a lot of things

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

oh my gdgodddddd roast beef sammich with provolone cheese fr fr i can live off that alone byeeee

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

At the Moment...art shit & to treat ma girl (it u)

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

AAAAHH ITALY

jus spiked lemonade i have very little alcohol experience

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

um !!!! no p l s

29. What is your favorite expletive?

....excuse me? ok i looked it up and that word just means A bad word... my fave bad word is FUC K!!!!!!!!

are u kidding me i h8 this...oh no my pictures :((( uhh...FUCK IDK NONONo

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

lol man nah

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

lmao damn...goals.. ITALY !!!!

no thanks Bro take me tho :^)

34. What was your last dream about?

my friend was driving is all i can remember

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?

yes

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

not that i recall

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

YEAH BOI

38. What is the color of your socks?

white

39. What type of music do you like?

so many !

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

sunsets

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

uhh chocolate n oreo is probably rly good

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

the bears bO i

43. Do you have any scars?

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

WHO KNOWS LMOAO ded mayb

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

like....all....of it

46. Are you reliable?

it depends

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

fam, you good? ok

48. Do you hold grudges?

for a little bit

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

nooOOoo g od NO NOO

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

uhh a week ago the topic of conversation was anal sex in class?? im sure thats not the weirdest but thts all i can think about

51. Are you a good liar?

not really

52. How long could you go without talking?

idk tbh

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?

when i was little i had a bob that was Fucking AWful

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

i havent! one day

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

yeah boy

56. What do you like on your toast?

butter and jelly

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

yes

58. What would be you dream car?

idk ? Volkswagen buggie ngl OR Minicooper they are cute cars

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

sure man

60. Do you believe in aliens?

yeah boi i mean i believe in life other than on earth theres no way

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

not too often but ye

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

im??? idk man

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

dragons omfg

64. What do you think about babies?

small

:^)) thanks

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Do them alllllll!! 😂😜 you’ll probably need snacks for how long it takes to answer 💓

lord. LMAO okay

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

not really?? life is weird tho who knows man.

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

4.5

3. The person you would never want to meet?

HMM. never... im sure there are plenty

4. What is your favorite word?

colloquial

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

peach tree !

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

gotta brush tha teethies

7. What shirt are you wearing?

a lana del rey concert t shirt n a harvard sweatshirt over the top sksksk .. get u a girl who can do both

8. What do you label yourself as?

vegan lesbian :o ? dumbass

9. Bright room or dark room?

both for different moods... i like rooms being bright and open during the day but dimly lit at night

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

writing fic

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

done

12. Who told you they loved you last?

my mum

13. Your worst enemy?

myself bitch

14. What is your current desktop picture?

miss cdp in that blue coat

15. Do you like someone?

done

16. The last song you listened to?

the rip - portishead

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

[REDACTED]

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

see above

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

sdlkfj these questions are weird. br*ttany snow can be my slave for the day just so i can play w her hair

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

litcherally no clue lkjsf ppl compliment me on my eyes but thats such a basic attribute ppl always comment on. we all got eyes hun.

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

probably ,, me but the opposite sex ,,, j*rk off :)

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

?? maybe ? maybe not. its a secret

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

unique ??? i have claustrophobia and hypochondria lkjsf. what a SHIT pot.

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

thats nice. is this a question? PICKLES.

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

clothes, or some candles,,, perfume. i want colour pencils ! nice lotion.

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

mexico!

sdkfj gin. hendricks or beefeater. or i mean, if its a gift just give me some BOUGIE shit.

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

no a55h0l3s allowed

29. What is your favorite expletive?

‘cunt’ has been working its way back into my road rage repertoire lately

my laptop

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

hmm

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

once again, is this a question. good i wanna move away from here anyway lkjsf

my grandma

34. What was your last dream about?

i actually dont know, i know i had a weird dream last night but i cant remember it

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

no, knock on wood

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

yes

38. What is the color of your socks?

kljs they’re grey, cute and cozy and they look like lil woofos :’( my mum bought them for me they keep me so warm

39. What type of music do you like?

lots of different stuff tbh ! idek how to describe the genres LOL

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

sunrises

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

lime ! or caramel

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

i dont have any strong feelings

43. Do you have any scars?

yeah, theres one on my knee from when my friend pushed me over on bitumen in 1st grade kjsf

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

writer/director/not poor

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

hmm. i wish i was more open to change sometimes

46. Are you reliable?

yes i hate letting people down

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

is it worth it?

48. Do you hold grudges?

yes

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

omg. a bear and a corgi :D i just want a little cuddly bear

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

omg. so many. i had a really weird conversation with this guy in amsterdam who just like,, cornered me on the street and told me he wanted to hang out with me and i had to make up an excuse and say i was meeting people even though i was travelling alone because i thought he was going to murder me. i’ve travelled alone quite a bit so ive just had weird af conversations overseas kjf

51. Are you a good liar?

maybe?? i just dont like lying so i dont do it a lot. i only really lie to get out of doing things i dont want to do and to rearrange plans when im feeling mentally Unwell

52. How long could you go without talking?

a long time lmao

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?

hmmm. when i was in highschool i cut my hair really short and it just didnt look nice. i also had bright red bangs and black hair in high school, and another time i had turquiose bangs. it was a time.

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

yes!

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

i dont like to lol

56. What do you like on your toast?

v cream cheese and jam !! pb+j ! avocado

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

a little bear

58. What would be you dream car?

i dont care. something black n bougie with tinted windows so people dont Look at me

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

only if im in hotels, i dont like my neighbors to hear me so i sing in my car kljsf. i dont think i do anything exceptionally weird in the shower

60. Do you believe in aliens?

yes!

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

done

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

dinosaurs

64. What do you think about babies?

... cool but i dont want it near me

thanks for the entertainment sweet pea !!!!

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