*Me, sees the bug on my ceiling and proceeds to spend 10-15 minutes figuring out how to kill it because I’m afraid but also tired and determined enough to not let it deter m. But most importantly I am too short to reach the ceiling even with my trusty croc to make it a one shot kill*

*proceeds to talk to the NOW FUCKING FLYING BUG, has a mini panic attack, calms down to kill it, bitch keeps flying in place, bitch calms down and stays still, me realizing it isn’t a roach and calms down- still no mercy*

*Me, lures the buy onto a flat surface and realizes it’s a chill dude… smooshes it with zero mercy and apologizes to the bug because it wasn’t a vermin just a little guy. However you enter my room, at night, and you fly? I’m sorry you have to go-*

*Finally me, looks outside to see the clear pretty pink and baby blue sky and not the dark blue and black sky I saw 20 minutes ago. Fuck, I’ve darn done it again, I forgot to sleep-*

JOHN MILTON / SATAN ( THE DEVIL’S ADVOCATE ) NSFW ALPHABET

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He’s never bothered with such things in the past, but he’s never had a stable partner before. You - being the only person who’s managed to capture his ancient heart - on the other hand, are the sole witness to his more tender and caring side. So, after a thorough session of lovemaking, Milton will gladly cater to your immediate needs, then hold you until you fall asleep with your head on his chest. Sometimes, he even tells you stories about his fall from grace and rule in Hell, his voice soothing you into a peaceful slumber. In his arms, you feel safe from the evils of this world - which makes sense, because he is theoretically the most evil thing in this world. 

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On himself, he seriously couldn’t pick just one body part he enjoys. Partly because of his own legendary vanity, but also because he uses every single function of his body to further break the laws of God: With his eyes, he can watch acts that are not meant to be observed, with his mouth and nose he can sample and devour whatever his heart desires, with his hands he can touch and take whatever he wants, while his feet take him wherever he is unwelcome.

On yourself ? Honestly, Milton lusts for your whole being - body and soul - with the intensity of a thousand bruning suns. You are perfect in his eyes, a glorious creature he intends to love, spoil and protect until the end of time.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Anything goes. Cuming deep inside of you or your luscious mouth ? Fantastic ! Marking you with his seed ? Why not ! If you have a specific personal preference, he will gladly oblige. 

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He is a master of the universe, a creature of immense power, beyond human comprehension. Sometimes, he is there even if you don’t see him, and he enjoys watching you commit daily little sins. His favourite, though, is definitely onanism - there is nothing quite like the sight of you laying on the bed, your hand between your legs and your soft moans filling the seemingly empty room.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Milton’s been fucking around since the beginnings of time - and he never abstained. He’s done everything at least twice, and some of the sexual acts he has engaged into are at the peak of human depravity. 

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Surprisingly, missionary. He loves being able to look into your lust-filled gaze as he fucks you into the mattress. That being said, you guys have probably tried almost every sexual position there is, except for extremely acrobatic ones - and only because you blatantly refused to risk dislocating a hip or a shoulder in the name of sex.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Depending on the mood, Milton is either serious and passionate, or goofy and mischievous. 

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He keeps himself well groomed and neatly trimmed, like the vain fallen angel he is. Doesn’t usually shave down there, but he would di it, if you asked him to.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

You are the first and only person Milton has ever loved - and by the time he has met you, he was already anciet and embittered. He was drowning in a sea of darkness and moral degradation - and then you came into his life, like a glimmer of light and hope he didn’t even know he needed. Of course, he worships you body and soul, which is evident when he makes love to you, whispering words of adoration in your ear and peppering your face with tender kisses.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He used to do it whenever fancy struck him if he didn’t have a casual partner in handy. But ever since he’s met you, Milton no longer feels the need to indulge in this sort of recreational activity.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Everything under the sun. Seriously, he’s tried it all - even the more extreme stuff - and he’s not opposed to doing it all over again, as long as you’re on board. 

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

To quote the man himself “ everywhere “ - be it in the safety of your shared home, or someplace more exposed. Naturally, he won’t pressure you to have sex with him in places you are not comfortable doing it. 

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Your overall presence puts Milton in a state of perpetual desire. However, he does have a thing for seeing you wear sexy lingerie and provocative clothes in general. In his defense, he never claimed not to be a dirty old man. 

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Personally, Milton has no hard limits whatsoever, and almost anything works for him. However, anything that makes you uncomfortable or endangers your physical or psychological wellbeing is out of the question. He would never, ever, intentionally hurt you in any way.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Why not both ? 69 happens to be one of his most favourite positions of all times, and for a good reason. He gets to taste your most delicate flesh, while having your pretty little mouth wrapped around his girth.

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

It truly depends on the mood. He can be an absolute savage in bed, but he can also make slow and sensual love to you. Regardless of the pace, making love to Milton is always a passionate affair.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Any kind of sex is great sex in his book - especially when he has you as partner.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Oh, Milton’s a huge risk taker, for sure, and he is always open to trying out new things with you, both inside and outside the bedroom.  

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Milton’s a fallen angel, a master of the universe, an ancient entity of immeasurable power - and he has a stamina to match. He could literally fuck you for a thousand years without breaking a sweat. He never cums before you do, and he doesn’t need time to recover after he’s reached climax himself.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Yep, they are most definitely on the table. One of Milton’s favourite pastimes is tying you to the bed, with your legs spread and a vibrator taped to your most sensitive area and its remote resting securely in the palm of his hand. He will then go through a maddening routine of edging you and giving you multiple orgasms for hours, until you are practically in tears.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Oh, he’s the king of all teases. There is no lover on this earth who is more unfair than Milton. 

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Milton’s not awfully loud, but he is definitely vocal. He will grunt, he will groan, he will moan and he will growl - but more importantly, he will whisper the dirties little things in your ear. 

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Milton can manifest his demonic traits at will - such as horns, claws, fangs, pitch black eyes and a long pointed tail. At first, he was hesitant to revealing these parts of him to you, but after you’ve expressed your appreciation for them, he began showing them to you more and more. The tail can come in handy during sex, if you catch my drift.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

His girth is long and thick, slightly curved towards the tip. Big enough to stretch you to the point where pleasure meets pain.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Highest sex drive you’ve ever seen. He’s the goddamn king of demons, for crying out loud.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He is a supernatural entity of immense power. He doesn’t need sleep. But he will quietly lay down next to you and gently hold you in his arms while you’re asleep.

💀 tag game 🦇

Was digging thru my likes & realised @noodlegoblin tagged me to do this ages ago. Sorry this took so long :')

Rules - answer the questions in a new post and tag 10 blogs you'd like to get to know better

A - age: don't you know? vampires are ageless 🦇

B - birthplace: Texas. So hell, basically

C - current time: 9:15, but I've been filling this out on and off for about a week

D - drink you last had: some kind of fruit tea

E - easiest person to talk to: god I really don't know. If it's a personal and serious subject I have trouble talking with anyone about it.

F - favorite song: picking just one is difficult, so here's a few I've been listening to

Jesus Lizard- the art of self defense

The Damned- drinking about my baby

Jesus & Mary Chain- between planets

G - grossest memory: probably the time I was cleaning a pig skull in the middle of a thunderstorm. I accidentally spilled the maceration bucket, so the pig skull, along with several gallons of bloody, maggot filled water & chunks of flesh/skin spilled out across the yard and into the road. Didn't have any gloves with me so I had to grab the skull bare handed, as well as pick out loose teeth amongst all the maggoty fleshy swill, in the freezing rain :)

H - horror yes or horror no: YES. I especially love the horribly cheesy/gory horror films. Stuff like Evil Dead or Dead Alive. Also anything involving magic/the occult

I - in love? : nah

J - jealous of people?: not really? At least I don't think so

L - love at first sight or should I walk by again? : you may have to walk by quite a few times tbh

M - middle name: I really hate my birth name, so I'd rather not share

N - number of siblings: 3. Everyone assumes I'm an only child though.

O - one wish: I wish I had enough ambition & resolve to see things through to the end. There are so many projects I'm afraid I'll never finish because of apathy.

Or something more reasonable, what about no more migraines?

P - person you called last: my mom I think? I don't make phone calls often

Q - question you are always asked: people always ask questions about my hair

R - reason to smile: I thought for a while and couldn't come up with an answer that felt genuine

S - song you sang last: I don't like to sing :/

T - time you woke up: 10 maybe? Time isn't real though so who knows

U - underwear color: black n white

V - vacation destination: anywhere chilly & rainy. I'm so sick of the summer heat

W - worst habit: smoking, probably. I really love clove cigarettes

X - x rays: just my teeth I think?

Y - your favorite food: cheesecake

Z - zodiac sign: Libra sun, Aquarius moon. I don't know all that much about astrology though

Tagging- @0-1981 @highway-666 @geomor-haethen @morbidesque Of course don't feel obligated to do so, and anyone else that sees this should feel free to fill it out as well if they wish ✨🦇✨

get to know me

Rules: Answer the questions and tag blogs you would like to know better.

tagged by: @kihyunnied and @tankun 

I’m kind of a dumbass and was tagged on both my accounts ( @shootingstarmemories ) cuze I can never remember which one I’m using to message people. so since I outed both my blogs I’m just gunna do this once

A: age – twenty-five

B: birthplace – nyc

C: current time – 23:32

D: drink you had last – green tea

E: easiest person to talk to – it depends on what I’m talking about but either my best friends or @babyboyoonie or @kihyunnied

F: favorite song – Idk? I’ve got a soft spot for w-inds.’s Shiki, and Daesung’s Wings. right now I’m really into BIGBANG’s Flower Road

G: grossest memory – um probably cleaning mites off live madagascar hissing cockroaches with a q-tip. or having to jump over half of a bloody squirrel my cat left me on the doorstep on the way to school at half five am

H: hogwarts house – I tied for gryffindor and slytherin every time I took it but I swear I’m not the Do It For The Vine house

I: in love – um... no? yes? with what???

J: jealous of people – of course. I’m jealous of people who look better than me, who are skinnier than me, who are more confident, who are better at the things I want to be good at, who can actually talk to people without freaking out. I’m jealous of a lot of things

K: killed someone – ???? what??? I mean bugs??? but even if I did I’d never say???

L: love at first sight – I experience this every time I see desserts in bakery windows

M: middle name – yeah

N: number of siblings – one

O: one wish – I want to travel everywhere so I can fall in love with everything beautiful and unbeautiful this world has to offer

R: reasons to smile – my friends irl and online, my family, my cat, my green tea and the chocolate oreos I’m devouring right now

S: song you sang last – Jesse’s McCartney’s Because You Live

T: time you woke up – I’m not sure? I think it was noon.

U: underwear color – teal and prussian blue with a white stripe. (I thought about this for quite some time before I caved and checked, lmao)

V: vacation destination – everywhere

W: worst habit – I have terrible self-defense mechanisms that make me stagnant in some ways. I talk myself out of a lot of things because anxious spirals into bitter pits of despair is pretty much my specialty in life, lmao

X: x-rays – my jaw, my ovaries, my arm, my L4 and L5 vertebrae, my knees. I think that’s it

Y: your favorite food – chocolate, carbs, and dairy

Z: zodiac sign – aries and I’m like 50% sure my moon sign is leo

mm, I don’t really talk to many people, but I’d like to get to know @babyboyoonie @smol-syub @cutelittleyoongi @blurryoongs @softbottomyoongi and @eunhaswifey better~

Rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 10 blogs you would like to get to know better.

I was tagged by @niylah​ aka my belgian sunflower <3

a - age: 19 b - birthplace: hvidovre, denmark  c - current time: 20:54 pm d - drink you last had: lemon soda  e - easiest person to talk to: @niylah​ <3 f - favorite song: right now it’s probably ‘silhouette’ by aquilo or ‘skin’ by rag’n’bone man because they both remind me of blarke.  g - grossest memory: the grossest one i can think of right now is when a wasted guy threw up right next to me, and it fucking went everywhere. luckily, i didn’t get it on my clothes.  h - horror yes or horror no: horror no i - in love?: yeah j - jealous of people?: i’m kind of jealous of people who have easy love lives, lmao.  k - killed someone?: no, and hopefully never. and if ever, only in self defense or to protect someone i love.  l - love at first sight or should i walk by again?: walk by again. i’m extremely picky with my love interests, so me being in love right now is really damn rare. i’m just cynical all together. m - middle name: i don’t have any.  n - number of siblings: a twin brother, and two older half siblings (a brother and a sister) o - one wish: to live my dream, be a writer who has seen the world, is loved and is able to offer counseling and guidance to people who need it.  p - person you called last: my twin brother to tell him dinner was ready.  q - question you are always asked: “are you ok?” r - reason to smile: chocolate, raindrops on window, true friendship, my family, my cat.  s - song you last sang: ‘cold coffee’ by ed sheeran t - time you woke up: 10.50 am. don’t blame me. i was at a party ‘till 3:30 am last night. u - underwear colour: cream with lilac lace.  v - vacation destination: i don’t know where the next place i go to will be, but one of my dream vacation destinations is japan.  w - worst habit: overthinking... x - x-rays: i’ve had a ton, mostly related to my disability.  y - your favorite food: EVERYTHING. my go-to comfort food, however, is this lovely pasta dish from a local restaurant with creme-curry sauce, chicken, bacon and vegetables.  z - zodiac sign: cancer

i never know who to tag, and this time is no exception, but if you want to do it, you can and say that i tagged you! <3

I was tagged by the lovely @invincibleririwilliams. :) rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 20 blogs you would like to know better!

a - age: 19, turning 20 this year. b - birthplace: London, England. c - current time: 00:50 AM d - drink you last had: Water. e - easiest person to talk to: I have a small selection of people that I can easily talk to so I don’t think I can bring it down to one person. f - favorite song: It’s Love Battery by Hong Jin Young. g - grossest memory: I can’t recall one that really grosses me out if I’m honest. h - horror yes or horror no: It depends! If I’m watching it with friends and/or during the day then I’m all for it. But if I’m by myself and it’s late at night, I stay far away from horror.  i - in love?: What is love? j - jealous of people?: I am because there’re some amazing people in this world and I wish I could be more like them.  k - killed someone?: In my dreams and it was in self defense...because this person was a bad person.  l - love at first sight or should I walk by again: I don’t believe in love at first sight because I don’t see how it’s possible to look at someone and go ‘oh I’m in love!’. I get intense attraction but love at first sight? Nah. It’s a lovely thought though. m - middle name: Angela. n - number of siblings: I have an older brother and then four step siblings.  o - one wish: To finally reach a place in my life where I’m happy and content. p - person you called last: My mum! q - question you’re always asked: I used to get asked if Precious was my real name a lot or if it was just a nickname. Also ‘where are you really from?’ if I ever answered, ‘oh i was born in england!’.  r - reason to smile: All the future plans that I have and that I hope to accomplish.  s - song you sang last: Never Forget You by The Noisettes. u - underwear color: Black. v - vacation: Japan because I’ve always wanted to go! If this is asking about a vacation I’ve been on then I’ve been to Dubai quite a few times and it’s always been awesome! x - x-rays: I’ve never had or needed an x-ray.  y - your favourite food: Pasta/spaghetti!  z- zodiac sign: Virgo.

I’d like to tag @nonbinarytonystark @wormdelivre @mrsgingles @sabrecmc @flange5 @greymantledlady @boozypumpkinmilkshake @lavengadoraaa @claire-temple @onemuseleft and @kigichi. Only if you’d like to of course!

So I was tagged both by @naferty and @imaginestarkquill about this ... post meme thing. It took a while because of some certain questions. And also I talk a LOT. It’s just a thing I do. Talk a lot. Get into a tangent. I may have taken this way too seriously. One of the questions also contain a certain aspect of myself that I really dislike about myself. I tried to answer honestly, but I have to admit I am very defensive and I’ve qualified a lot of things trying to excuse myself. I answered it as honestly as I would on a personal blog that this is.

Also, gross insect death.

Rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 20 blogs you would like to know better!

A - age: 25... 26? I’m not entirely sure. It’s hard to remember when you’re one year older than your birthdate says you are apparently B - birthplace: Korea C - current time: 3.46 PM D - drink you last had: Water E - easiest person to talk to: It depends on what I want to talk about. I usually talk most of everything with my mom, and all that I don’t want to talk about with her, with my bf, and all that I don’t want to talk with either of them, with @deredana.  F - favorite song: For the longest of time, it had been Chrystalanthemums from the Homestuck Album 1-4, but these days I’m in love with Hey Judy by Julie Robert from the Event [0] Soundtrack.

Continued under Keep reading.

G - grossest memory: Grade 7. First biology class of the year. Sat next to this kid who had a plastic folder/bag. Very sturdy, holds textbooks. There was a fly in the room, and apparently it sat on the table, before this kid with the bag. He slams it on the fly. Apparently, the fly tried to take off, but its lower... half... got crushed by the folder bag. Apart from the disgusting black mess that was the fly, there were.... white... tiny... things. That were crawling everywhere. Just... tiny, tiny tiny maggots crawling to every which direction. I don’t remember what happened after that, but I’m still scared of hitting/killing flies that I will just run away from them instead of swatting them away. I don’t want to look at flies, I don’t want to think about flies.  H - horror yes or horror no: Horror no. Just no. Thriller is fine, but horror is no. I - in love?: In love what? Am I in love? What is love? Baby don’t hurt me No but seriously, everything that people say about “love” seem to be accepted to be all simultaneously accurate and incoherent mess of contradictions. How can you know the “love” you say is the same “love” I feel? I know “love” can be felt in differing intensity, but how would I know, in the root, that they are the same feeling? I can’t tell if I am “in love” because I don’t know if what I’m feeling is love. I don’t understand whatever feeling the world’s literature describes love to be, it’s all nonsense. I think I’d prefer the phrase “extreme fondness” over “love” to be honest. “Love” is such a loaded word. But yeah, I guess I am “in love” currently, with someone.  J - jealous of people?: Yes. I’m a jealous and envious person. I hate that I can’t be 100% genuine when I say I congratulate people for succeeding, especially in areas where I myself want to succeed. I don’t actually hate the individuals themselves, I don’t think. But I do get resentful - I know that it is irrational and petty and ridiculous and just overall it says a lot about what person I am - when I am not the best/better. I think I got it down to a point where I will have a constant, low undercurrent of envy and resentment under my skin, but I like to think that I do a good job on not outwardly hating the people themselves for their success, at the very least. And I know this might taint some people’s perception of myself, that I may be lying to them about me being happy for their success. I’m not lying about that part; I really am glad they are getting a good thing in their life. But if you don’t believe me (and I don’t blame you, after everything I’ve written), don’t mind the selfish person being jealous. You got your success because you worked hard for it, or if it was a lucky break, but it was your well-deserved lucky break.  K - killed someone?: Only in my dreams. Wow, that sounds wrong. I mean nightmares. But also dreams sometimes. I kill a lot of people in both my dreams and nightmares. That’s not a better answer.  L - love at first sight or should I walk by again: I don’t believe in “love” at first sight. I prefer the understanding that “love” comes after years of stable, familiar relationship where you can accept everything of each other. So, no, no love at first sight, nor walking by again would help. M - middle name: I don’t have a middle name. N - number of siblings: I’m an only child. O - one wish: To have enough money to not have the audacity to make up an excuse to pass by any people who ask for help on the streets. To have enough money that I made on my own, to not be a burden on my parents or on my significant other. To be self sufficient and more, to be able to be generous without feeling guilty and facetious. P - person you called last: My boyfriend. Q - question you’re always asked: "How’s life?” “What will you do after you do (this thing I’m currently doing)?” Everything is going horribly, thank you, and I have no idea where my life is headed currently. But I’m trying to manage everything. I appreciate that you’re trying to help, and they probably will help in the end, but right now as I hear that question I am filled with anger and resentment and everything that pops into my head is venom and vitriol.  Unfortunately I don’t get asked many questions that don’t have to do with things I hate to think about the most. R - reason to smile: Healthy, happy animals. People who enjoy their lives. (I’m envious, but I’m also happy to see others be happy and passionate about their life and work. I don’t know what that’s about either) S - song you sang last: As in Karaoke? It’s been so long - 낭만고양이 by Cherry Filter, I suppose. Gosh, it’s been ages. Just by myself? Art is Dead by Bo Burnham.  U - underwear color: Navy and Black. V - vacation: I might go to where my parents are for like a week, once everything is over.  X - x-rays: What do you want from this question? I don’t understand. Have I ever been x-ray’d? Yes. I think most people would have, at least once in their lives? Y - your favourite food: Noodles. All noodles. Instant noodles, Udon, Ramen, Gooksoo, Pho, Bun Cha, Spaghetti, Phat Thai, Bun Bo Hue, etc and all that I may not remember. With few notable exceptions: I don’t like Korean Soy noodles, and I don’t particularly enjoy vermicelli, unless cooked in a very specific dish. Z - zodiac sign: Virgo    

 I do have some certain people I would like to get to know better. I have a feeling many of you have already done this - it’s been a while since I got tagged too, so. But if you haven’t, please do?  @reioka @tonystarktogo @saved-by-the-notepad @westbrookwestbooks @feelingsinwinter @deredana @beir @bloody-bee-tea and any of you who might want to try too, consider yourselves tagged! 

I’ve been tagged in another thing!!

actually, I’ve been tagged in several things, so I apologize for not doing many of them - I just don’t want to spam you all!! but to anyone who’s tagged me in something this past month, thank you so much for thinking of me <3  and thank you specifically to @galacticamidala for tagging me in this!! ily <3

rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 10 blogs a - age: I’ll be 19 in like two weeks :) b - birthplace: Baltimore, Maryland c - current time: 2:49 PM d - drink you had last: Dr. Pepper e - easiest person to talk to: @plumettesfeathers :) f - favourite song: apart from stuff from BATB, my favorite song has always been Flightless Bird, American Mouth by Iron & Wine. currently, I’m really into Ribs and Green Light by Lorde and everything on the playlist @waiititi made for me! g - grossest memory: idk, I can be pretty gross when I get really depressed. however, I think the grossest is when I had mono, and I was so exhausted and sleeping 18 hours a day through the pain, and I didn’t shower for a solid three days and was just surrounded by tissues from blowing my nose. h - horror yes or no: no, that would really upset me i - in love? thankfully not anymore, I finally got over someone pretty recently j - jealous of people? I don’t get unhealthy jealousy, but I mean obviously I’ll see someone and for a fleeting moment be jealous of their figure or something k - killed someone? no, and I don’t think I ever would (even in self defense) l - love at first sight or should i walk past again? I definitely think you can get a gut feeling, but love is a complex connection from soul to soul and that’s not something that can develop in a matter of seconds, it takes time m - middle name: Clair n - number of siblings: none o - one wish: my whole life, I’d probably say to find my Prince Charming, but recently, I really just want to make it in New York and be successful and loved (platonically or whatever) and happy. p - person i called last: probably my mom q - question you’re always asked: “Meg......why” r - reason to smile: it’s almost my birthday, so I’ll be treating myself to some cheesecake soon s - song you last sang: Everything She Wants by Wham! t - time you woke up: 1:00 PM bc I had trouble falling asleep last night and didn’t fall asleep until about 5:00 AM u - underwear color: white with roses v - vacation: I think the last time I went on vacation was when I went to Disney World in 2015 w - worst habit: self doubt, being a perfectionist x - xrays: so many, I’ve broken five bones y - your favorite food: good New York pizza z - zodiac sign: Gemini with a Capricorn moon  I tag: @tonal-gleeson, @gastt, @uncledisney, @je-suis-em-jee, @theteaisaddictive, @greensearcher, @enchantedxrose, @lumiereswig, @lumieresbedroom, @cornflowerblued, @thestanfoubrew, @sweetfayetanner @waiting-here-for--evermore, @remuslupinsmiled, @goldenhairedwolfgirl,  @funnygirltthatbelle and anyone else who would like to, most of my friends have already been tagged by someone else (hence why I didn’t tag you, Maddie, Maggie Fae and Daphne)

BNHA OC! Introducing Yui Graham

> A/N: Say hi to Yui! I’ve been working on her for a while now (and will probably continue to do so). I based my template off of the blank BNHA OC templates by @conejossays! Thank you again for letting me! <

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| Q u i r k |

Scary Face

Yui can paralyze all who lock eyes with her! The longer the eye lock, the longer the paralyzation (i.e. 1 secs = 5 mins, 2 secs = 10 mins, etc.). Careful, though! Using her power for too long (or too many times) results in terrible migraines that render her useless. Even when not using her quirk, Yui's eyes still possess a horrifying appearance, causing slight paralyzation to the unprepared and weak of heart!

| H e r o  N a m e |

Braveheart

| A f f i l i a t i o n |

U.A. High

| C l a s s |

2-A

| B i r t h d a y |

July 27th

| H e i g h t |

6 ft

| B l o o d  T y p e |

A

| F a v o r i t e s |

Catchy Pop music, Working out, Cute Sunglasses

| F i g h t i n g  S t y l e |

Yui's fighting style focuses a LOT on her physical strength. She’s well aware that she can’t fully rely on her quirk to help her win a fight, so her first move is to try and stun her enemy before taking them down physically.

H E R O  S T A T S

| P o w e r | 5/5 - A ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

| S p e e d | 4/5 - B ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆

| T e c h n i q u e | 2/5 - D ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆

| I n t e l l i g e n c e | 5/5 - A ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

| C o o p e r a t i v e n e s s | 2/5 - D ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆

S U P P L E M E N T A R Y  I N F O

| A p p e a r a n c e |  

BUILT holy crap Yui has muscle on her

She’s been training for years with her mom for years and has a solid, non-negotiable workout regimen

Tall and muscley and pretty intimidating at face value

Super short brown hair

I’m talking like pixie cut short

She has a tanned, clear complexion.

Typically well-dressed and prefers to keep her appearance orderly

NEVER EVER caught without sunglasses, and her favorite pair are a large, circular set that completely cover up her eyes (and most of her face, for that matter).

Bright smile for the world to see

ALL-MIGHT SMILE FOR DAYS

| P e r s o n a l i t y |

Friendly and extroverted!

Very impulsive when it comes to helping others, will 100% jump into a fight without a second thought

Tends to regret this since hey no plan

Also tends to lead to a few bumps and bruises at the start of the fight

Workaholic!! Does she even know how to relax?? Probably not.

Perfectionist and does not care for working with others if she can help it. Yui has got this!!!

'Don't worry about it! I can handle this guy all by myself!'

May not be able to handle this guy all by herself

Quick to frustrate, but hard to actually anger

But is like, scarily angry when brought to that point

Very quiet, very intimidating

Cold and very harsh - do not expect her to be nice when she’s like this

On that note, she’s very upfront and in-touch with her feelings - and she’ll let you know it too!

Has actually calmed down a lot since her first year and is not as rule-oriented

| T r i v i a |

Yui was born mute

Multilingual! She grew up learning Japanese and English, as well as JSL and ASL.

Has a collection of sunglasses in case she wants to switch things up a little (rarely happens)

Her favorite pair are a present from her grandfather, who also was a hero with an eye-based quirk

Wants to be a great hero and helps lots of people like her father and grandfather before her!

Got in U.A. on recommendations

She’s Vice President of her class and is still VERY hot about it

She and the Class President have a somewhat antagonistic relationship

It was 100% worse in their first year, they literally had a huge fight that left them both with Recovery Girl for a while, which also included talk of them getting kicked out of U.A.

Doesn't care much for most sweets, but doesn't mind a little sugar or whipped cream with her fruits

DETESTS fast food

Her hero name comes from her grandpa and father, who went by Stoneheart and Goldenheart, respectively.

Her mom is Quirkless, and she runs a dojo of sorts, teaching others self-defense.

Yui takes after her mother both in personality and physicality. Loud, proud, and prepared to woop some butt!!

She’s super close with both her parents and tells them pretty much everything about everything

( » » tasks | 025 ; identity. )

“I am what happens when they turn good men into monsters.”

n a m e   m e a n i n g   —

Alexi

Rare romanization of Alexey. Alexey is a Russian and Bulgarian male first name deriving from the Greek Alexios (Αλέξιος), meaning "Defender", and thus of the same origin as the Latin Alexius.

Nikolayevich

Russian patronymic name, literal translation is “Son of Nikolai.” Nikolai is an East Slavic variant of the masculine name Nicholas, meaning "victory of the people."

Alexandrov

Alexandrov is a Slavic surname derived from the name Alexander and common in Bulgaria and Russia. The name Alexander is derived from the Greek Ἀλέξανδρος (Aléxandros), meaning "Defender of the people" or "Defending men" and also, "Protector of men", a compound of the verb ἀλέξειν alexein, "to ward off, to avert, to defend" and the noun ἀνήρ anēr, "man.”

a s t r o l o g i c a l   —

Birth date: April 10th, 1977

Star Sign: Aries

Element: Fire

Quality: Cardinal

Color: Red

Day: Tuesday

Ruler: Mars

Greatest compatibility: Leo, Sagittarius

Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 8, 9

As the first sign in the zodiac, the presence of Aries almost always marks the beginning of something energetic and turbulent.They are continuously looking for dynamic, speed and competition. They are always first in everything - from work to social gatherings. Thanks to its ruling planet Mars, Aries is one of the most active zodiac signs. People born under the Aries sign, are meant to emphasize the search for answers to personal and metaphysical questions. This is the biggest feature of this incarnation.

Aries is a fire sign, just like Leo and Sagittarius. This means that it is in their nature to take action, sometimes before they think about it well. Their fiery ruler affects their excellent organizational skills, so you'll rarely meet an Aries who doesn't like to finish more things at once, often even before the lunch break! The challenges are increased when they are impatient, aggressive and vent anger on others.

Aries rules the head and leads with the head, often literally walking head first, leaning forwards for speed and focus. They are naturally brave and rarely afraid of trial and risk. They possess youthful strength and energy, regardless of age and they perform tasks in record time. By aligning with themselves they could achieve the best results.

Strengths: Courageous, determined, confident, enthusiastic, optimistic, honest, passionate

Weaknesses: Impatient, moody, short-tempered, impulsive, aggressive

Aries likes: Comfortable clothes, taking on leadership roles, physical challenges, individual sports

Aries dislikes: Inactivity, delays, work that does not use one's talents

Year of the Snake

In Chinese culture, the Snake is the most enigmatic animal among the twelve zodiac animals. People born in a year of the Snake are supposed to be the most intuitive.

Snakes tend to act according to their own judgments, even while remaining the most private and reticent. They are determined to accomplish their goals and hate to fail.

Snakes represent the symbol of wisdom. They are intelligent and wise. They are good at communication but say little. Snakes are usually regarded as great thinkers.

Snakes are materialistic and love keeping up with the Joneses. They love to posses the best of everything, but they have no patience for shopping.

Snake people prefer to work alone, therefore they are easily stressed. If they seem unusually stressed, it is best to allow them their own space and time to return to normal.

m y e r s   b r i g g s   —

“The Defender” ( ISFJ-T )

The Defender personality type is quite unique, as many of their qualities defy the definition of their individual traits. Though sensitive, Defenders have excellent analytical abilities; though reserved, they have well-developed people skills and robust social relationships; and though they are generally a conservative type, Defenders are often receptive to change and new ideas. As with so many things, people with the Defender personality type are more than the sum of their parts, and it is the way they use these strengths that defines who they are.

Defenders are true altruists, meeting kindness with kindness-in-excess and engaging the work and people they believe in with enthusiasm and generosity.

There’s hardly a better type to make up such a large proportion of the population, nearly 13%. Combining the best of tradition and the desire to do good, Defenders are found in lines of work with a sense of history behind them, such as medicine, academics and charitable social work.

e n n e g r a m   —

Type Six ( The Loyalist )

Until they can get in touch with their own inner guidance, Sixes are like a ping-pong ball that is constantly shuttling back and forth between whatever influence is hitting the hardest in any given moment. Because of this reactivity, no matter what we say about Sixes, the opposite is often also as true. They are both strong and weak, fearful and courageous, trusting and distrusting, defenders and provokers, sweet and sour, aggressive and passive, bullies and weaklings, on the defensive and on the offensive, thinkers and doers, group people and soloists, believers and doubters, cooperative and obstructionistic, tender and mean, generous and petty—and on and on. It is the contradictory picture that is the characteristic “fingerprint” of Sixes, the fact that they are a bundle of opposites.

Basic Fear: Of being without support and guidance

Basic Desire: To have security and support

c h a r a c t e r   a l i g n m e n t   —

Neutral Good

Characters of neutral good alignment believe that there must be some regulation in combination with freedoms if the best is to be brought to the world--the most beneficial conditions for living things in general and intelligent people in particular. Characters of this alignment see the cosmos as a place where law and chaos are merely tools to use in bringing life, happiness, and prosperity to all deserving people. Order is not good unless it brings this to all; neither is randomness and total freedom desirable if it does not bring such good.

Neutral goods value both personal freedom and adherence to laws. They feel that too many laws may unnecessarily restrict the freedom of good beings. They also believe that too much freedom may not protect society as a whole and encourage counterproductive divisions and in-fighting. They promote governments which hold broad powers, but do not interfere in the day-to-day lives of their citizens.

These characters value life and freedom above all else, and despise those who would deprive others of them. Neutral good characters sometimes find themselves forced to work beyond the law, yet for the law, and the greater good of the people. They are not vicious or vindictive, but are people driven to right injustice. Neutral good characters always attempt to work within the law whenever possible, however.

To a neutral good person, life and the assurance of other people’s rights take precedence over all else. This is not to say that this character will have an aversion to taking another's life when faced with a choice between an attacker's and his own, however. Neither numbers nor individual concerns have any bearing on decisions regarding the needs and rights of any given peoples. In other words, in the view of a neutral good person, rarely will either the needs of the many or the personal desires of an individual outweigh the needs of any other person. All life is given even-handed treatment. As with all alignments neutral with respect to law and chaos, self-reliance is a cornerstone of a neutral good being's personality. In a crunch, neutral good characters trust in themselves and in no other individual or group. This doesn't mean they can't make friends and develop trusting relationships with others, however. Neutral good beings aren't normally as independent as chaotic good beings, and they can cooperate in groups. But they won't always trust a group to be more effective than they could be themselves.

A neutral good character will keep his word to those who are not evil and will lie only to evil-doers. He will never attack an unarmed foe and will never harm an innocent. He will not use torture to extract information or for pleasure. He will never kill for pleasure, only in self-defense or in the defense of others. A neutral good character will never use poison. He will help those in need and works well alone or in a group. He responds well to higher authority until that authority attempts to use the law to hamper his ability to do good. He is trustful of organizations as long as they serve his utilitarian purpose. He will follow the law unless more good can come from breaking the law. He will never betray a family member, comrade, or friend. Neutral good characters are indifferent to the concepts of self-discipline and honor, finding them useful only if they promote goodness.

t h e   f o u r   t e m p e r a m e n t s   —

Melancholic

Your temperament is melancholic. The melancholic temperament is fundamentally introverted and thoughtful. Melancholic people often were perceived as very (or overly) pondering and considerate, getting rather worried when they could not be on time for events. Melancholics can be highly creative in activities such as poetry and art - and can become preoccupied with the tragedy and cruelty in the world. Often they are perfectionists. They are self-reliant and independent; one negative part of being a melancholic is that they can get so involved in what they are doing they forget to think of others.

e x t r a s   —

Hogwarts house: None, attended Durmstrang. Might have been sorted as Gryffindor.

Ilvermony house: Unknown, possibly Wampus.

Divergent faction: Dauntless

Hunger Games district: District 2

French Republican Calendar: Judas Tree

ABC Tag

I was tagged by @pbj-anonymous! rules: answer the questions and tag some cool people

(For those of you I tagged, you def don’t have to read this but just know you’ve been tagged at the end of the post...!)

a - age: 28

b - biggest fear: It’s a toss-up between losing my independence and dying while leaving behind important, unfinished work (important to me anyway). Okay, that’s a lie. Fear of death wins out. I like this world we live in. I don’t want to leave it anytime soon.

c - current time: 11:07 AM (this post has been queued)

d - drink you last had: Water (gag, I hate drinking plain water)

f - favorite song: How could I ever choose just one?!

g - ghosts, are they real: I don’t believe in the presence of ghosts in the sense that they’re the lingering souls of the departed, or manifestations thereof. I don’t truly believe any part of us remains behind when we leave this world (besides, you know, our decomposing bodies. There’s your gross, vivid imagery for the day, you’re welcome).

I do, however, believe in the existence of the supernatural, and in the presence of spirits we often cannot see all around us and even at times residing and working in us. Specifically, hostile, demonic spirits. It both frightens me and intrigues me. I’ve drifted away from the idea and don’t think about it much these days, but it’s hard not to have at least a fragile belief in it if you were raised in the religious household I was. My father was a minister outside of his 9-5 and his favorite aspect of the ministry was “deliverance,” i.e,. casting demons out of people.

It’s rare that this comes up in conversation (for good reason!), but when it does it’s always fun to see how people react when I casually mention that in my younger years my dad was, for all intents and purposes-- though I hate to use this term-- an exorcist. lol

A, B, C, D, E, F, G... (omg I just realized there’s no E!) Putting the rest behind a Read More.

h - hometown: Lil’ town in Texas that’s not so little anymore.

i - in love with: Things and people that inspire

j - jealous of: People who are able to spend money without a care (as long as they do so within their means of course). It’s not the money I envy, it’s the mindset.

k - killed someone: Wow, what a question. Here’s the deal. I’ve never killed a person, and I hope to God I never do, but I will say I’ve given it a good deal of thought. EXCLUSIVELY FOR SELF DEFENSE PURPOSES, I might add. Let’s be real, simply by virtue of being a woman in this wonderful yet treacherous world of ours, it’s probably not the worst thing to devote some serious consideration to: preserving your own life by being willing to take someone else’s if they are in the act of doing you harm. I cannot express how sincerely I hope I never find myself in a situation where it comes to that. But let’s face it, much as I love this world it ain’t all sunshine and roses. We are vulnerable.

My roomie and I were in a situation last year where I thought it prudent to mentally prepare myself for this, at the time, very real possibility. When you’ve got a strange man coming to your windows late at night repeatedly throughout the summer, you start to wonder at his intentions. And when the local police dept steps up its game and assigns a detective to the case without your asking, citing concerns that it could be a sex crime waiting to happen... you start keeping that handgun of yours within reach. Just in case.

Believe me, entertaining the idea of hurting another person at all, let alone in such an irrevocable way... it’s never pleasant. It never should be. But I’m the type who tends toward careful, calculated moves, and the last thing I wanted to risk was freezing up in the heat of the moment should that moment ever arrive, so I fired up my imagination and ran through a medley of gruesome what-if mental scenarios in the hopes that I’d be ready. I mean, I’m sure nothing ever truly prepares you for something like that, but... I do what I can.

l - last time you cried: Honestly can’t remember. Might have been back in January when I was writing Bright Like the Sun and found myself unexpectedly thinking up various scenarios about how the guys’ lives come to that inevitable end (why, brain, why). I’m going to cry again just thinking about it! Wtf why is this post so focused on death?!

m - middle name: Let’s skip this one. ;) I like my middle name, but I recently shared my first, so...

n - number of siblings: 2 brothers. I’m the middle child.

o - one wish: No regrets

p - person you last called/texted: My dear mother

q - question(s) you’re always asked: “So how’d you get into taxidermy?” Every other new customer that comes through the door asks me this, and I still have yet to find a concise way to sum it up. It’s been a long and winding journey.

r - reasons to smile: We live in a world of endless opportunity... Opportunity for learning, creating, sharing, growing...

s - song last played: Daesung’s Utautai no Ballad off his D’scover album, yesterday evening in my car.

t - time you woke up: Around 5:30 AM

u - underwear color: Black

v - vacation destination: My family and I are trying to plan a trip to Ireland? It’s been kind of hectic.

w - worst habit: Keeping people at arm’s length? Being physically and emotionally distant? Compartmentalizing everyone I meet then keeping the lids firmly shut, refusing to let them migrate out of one box and into another? (lol too heavy, I know. This whole post is so inappropriate.)

x - x-rays you’ve had: Dental, one for my foot when I stepped on a roof nail as a kid, and one for my back while in college-- and that’s how I learned I had a healed fracture from when I had fallen off my horse a couple years prior!

y - your favorite food: IDK, but I can eat a lot of sushi and not get tired of it (though it sounds unappetizing, I thought convenience store sushi during my visit to Japan last year was pretty great).

z - zodiac sign: Gemini

Tagging a few peeps in my recent activity feed who when they reblog from me add their own comments, in their tags or otherwise (please ignore if y’all have already done this thing or just plain don’t want to): @bacchikoibae @fangirl-2007 @you-go-seungri-coco @slaveoflunacy @daedae-is-my-baebae

Tagged by: @puddinspumpkinpoo Sorry it took me a few days to get to this! Thanks for tagging me~  

Rules: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours, and when you are done tag up to 10 people… and most importantly, HAVE FUN

A – Age: 18 B – Biggest Fear: My younger brother dying… the thought always gives me nightmares )’: C – Current Time: 11:45 pm D – Drink You Last Had: Dr. Pepper lol, I will drink anything with caffeine E – Every Day Starts With: Checking my phone, hoping for an email from my boss saying I don’t have to come in.  Which is the long way of saying that every day starts with disappointment lol F – Favorite Song: This changes literally every day, but today it’s “Wake Up” by EDEN G – Ghosts (are they real): They are very real and scare the hell outta me )’:  H – Hometown: Portland I – In Love With: My ex, who is coincidentally my sugar baby?? I’m not sure how this works lol J – Jealous of: People who do their work instead of procrastinating -_- and people who know how to do their makeup! K – Killed Someone: I think I could in self-defense, but in any other scenario I’m sure the guilt would drive me insane L – Last Time You Cried: This afternoon, when I saw my sink had overflowed?  It was the cherry on top of a very rough week M – Middle Name: Montenegro N – Number of Siblings: 1 younger brother, the most cherished person in my life

Tagging: anyone who wants to

26 things about me

I was tagged by @paynoh *sends u a million kisses* 

rules: copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours, and when you are done tag up to 10 people and most importantly, HAVE FUN!

i tag: @gryphll @truealqha @alqhamccall @h0ran-payne @here4niam @hunkyniall @wrecked-anon @magpiesoftechnology @soulandseer @isaaclaheey

answers below the read more

A - age: 19

B - biggest fear: 

C - current time: 7:02pm

D - drink you last had: chamomile tea

E - every day starts with: me resenting attending a college program with 8:30am mandatory classes

F - favorite song: right now it’s a tie between Ed Sheeran’s Shape of You and Human by Rag‘n’Bone Man

G - ghosts, are they real: hell yeah, i actually had a little ghost friend when i was younger, and most my previous houses have been haunted. i’ve got plenty stories

H - hometown: calgary alberta

I - In love with: ...

J - Jealous of: people who are secure in life and what they want to do

K - Killed someone: nope

L - Last time you cried: gods, um like... back in october?

M - Middle name: autumn

N - Number of siblings: 3

O - One wish: that i can manage to get over my depression, cause i’ve had this shit for the past 8 years and it’s not fun

P - Person you last called/texted: @sassy-cannibal-lecter

Q- question you’re always asked: "why are you so chill right now? how are you not stressed out” it’s called acting as a self defense mechanism, and a severe sense of apathy

R - reason to smile: ... haven’t really got one for genuine smiles

S - Song last sang: You’re A Mean One, Mr Grinch

T - Time you woke up: 7:20am

U - Underwear color: black

V - Vacation destination: ireland or australia 

W - Worst habit: procrastination

X - X-rays you’ve had: dental, & chest x-rays last year when i had pneumonia

Y - Your favorite food: chicken tenders & fries

Z - Zodiac sign: pisces