back on my fated campaign brainrot- and i cannot help but imagine Sylnan being so fucking oblivious. to anything ever.

in his possessed arc- we never got to see “big brother watching idiot younger brother get stupider over pretty pirate man” arc? but can you just imagine if he was just so lost over it-

Sylnan: Hey, have you guys noticed Br’aad act weird lately? Like he’s way clumsier and stuff, right? Like the thing with the crates of bananas-

Mountain shrugs: Gay panic? I dunno.

Sylnan just like eyes Cedric: … mm I don’t know, Cedric looks pretty calm to me?

Mountain: … Sylnan.

or if he finds out Br’aaxi are a thing??

Sylnan: what the fuck- Br’aad you’re gay? With Taxi???

Br’aad just deadpans at Sylnan: … We’ve been together for a month-

Sylnan looks baffled.

Br’aad: Syl, your girlfriend is a deity, me being gay and having a boyfriend simply cannot be the most insane thing to you-

i cannot help but imagine Sylnan as stereotypically cis and het in my little brain. He’s only clueless unless it’s to do with some mission or quest. Then he’s all cool rogue mode yk- i know for a fact Katherine laughs so very much at her stupid bf- v much “oh sweetie no-“ vibes,,

i have a Scene - a Plot if you will - that backs this as context. y'all are gonna have to trust me on this one <3 or read the tags...

so apparently this is an actual cutscene in the new jjk game cursed clash between yuji and megumi 🤭

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the most romantic thing they’ve ever said to each other

everytime i hear obsessed i think of mr rhysand “im so obsessed with your ex” (said ex is tamlin)

as with all nsfw works all characters are aged up to 18+

thinking about being one of Logan's girls during his player era. he did all his usual bullshit to seduce you, and you admit, it worked. but Logan... sweet sweet Logan really doesn't know who he's dealing with. he's so into you because you seem like this sweet innocent soft little virgin who blushes and gets flustered when he just tries to kiss your neck. but if there's anything mean girls taught us it's that the sweetest girls can be the most skilled master manipulators. the second you saw logan, you had a goal. you knew exactly what you wanted - him. his loyalty. to alchemically transform him into someone desperate to be your boyfriend, your fiance, your husband. other girls have tried, sure. they think they can magically change him, throw one ultimatum at him and get him to drop everyone else. of course that never works, but you're not naive enough to approach things so simply.

you let logan get addicted to you. you let him teach you how to do all the stuff he likes, looking up at him with big doe eyes and asking "like this?" before you suck his soul out of his dick. you become his favorite girl. then, once he starts swapping around his booty calls to make sure he can see you, you know you're the favorite. by a huge margin. the next step in your plan is to start invisibly marking your territorry. the kind of things guys don't notice, but girls definitely do. it's late one night, and logan canceled on kristin because you asked him so sweetly "...are you sure you can't play a little longer?" you traced your pink nails down his chest, and he was a goner. you fuck logan until you wear HIM out. you must have been up all night. eventually, once you've completly drained him dry and overstimulated him until even HE'S close to tapping out, that's when the real fun begins. he's so fucked out and turned on at the same time by the fact that even after all that, you're still touching him. you're still fondling his half hard cock and empty balls, you're licking and kissing up his hips and thighs and happy trail. your touch is so soothing, so relaxing that he doesn't notice the way you start to suck tiny little heart shaped hickeys all over him. not too hard, not so hard he would notice, but enough so that they're soft and noticeable. and all around his most intimate parts. you scatter them on the skin right next to his cock, on his inner thighs as close as you can get to his manhood, on his hips, and you leave one peeking out through his pubes, right above the base of his cock. they're so hidden, such a soft pink that he can't even see them. but all his other girls can. this freaks them out more than anything. it's such a soft, intimate gesture, like you don't need to PROVE you're his, like they do. you don't need to do something big and obvious, you don't need to fight over him because you already have him. logan is... surprised. honestly, surprised is an understatement. ever girl he hooks up with for the next week starts freaking out on him, asking who is she, who's your new girlfriend? why did you pick her over me? is she prettier than me? better in bed? and poor, poor logan has NO FUCKING CLUE where this is coming from. by the end of the week, he finds himself with two choices. he can either go do damage control with dozens of angry, jealous girls throwing ultimatums at him, or... there's you, his favorite girl who's never been angry and competitive and jealous a day in your life. you, who would never hurt a fly, much less use psychological warfare to win a season of the bachelor logan doesn't even realize he's a part of. you, who's too sweet, too niave to ever be the master manipulator all his ex flings are claiming you are. so he does the obvious thing. he takes you to fiji for a week.

"like a honeymoon?" you ask so enthusiastically and cutely that he can't disagree.

"yeah, like a honeymoon." he laughs. you're so sweet. so adorably clingy. and as he tosses you onto the big fluffy white resort bed with sweet tropical air blowing in, as he tears off the cute little bikini he got you just to rip right off, phase one of your plan is complete.

"Omg Yamada is so attractive"

Haha YEAH OBVIOUSLY HE OF COURSE IS THE MOST ATTRACTIVE ONE

I know I'm trying for on a creative/analytical hiatus (just to clear my head/get back into the groove of new schedules in my real life) BUT:

This is the quote The Duffers included with The Piggyback script release, and…well, I know for a fact it’s not all about Mike, but it certainly applies to him as much as anyone else. I’ve said once, and I’ve said it a thousand times: you were meant to feel like you lost S4–no arc is “done,” nothing was “resolved,” and to think so is to fundamentally misunderstand the story aka that god forsaken "I love you" (x9) did nothing to fix things.

—still, and as they've said repeatedly: even though the penultimate season felt like everyone lost, including the characters who aren’t Eleven aka Mike and Will …what The Duffers ultimately want is to give kids hope that they can overcome anything?

People who struggled in high school, who are struggling to “fit in" and struggling with acting "normal—"

—and who are trying to understand who they are—

—felt hopeless this season...but are going to feel like they can overcome anything....& run out of the darkness and into the light? 😂

I just. You don't even need to focus on the fact that he's also in love with Will to figure out wtf is happening here, and yet people remain clueless about how he's moving away from El and toward Will 😭 Sort through the themes of the show, and you can figure out the ending. With the duffers, that’s just how it is, and I’ve been saying it’s critical to understand the story and Mike’s arc for several months.

Ok but Wolfman and Hollywood dragging Goose, Maverick, Slider and Iceman to this gay bar called The Roxy (iykyk) that they recently heard about and they’re everyone’s all down because why not. But Iceman is secretly panicking on the inside because that’s the gay bar he’ll go to once in a while when he decides to stay back at their housing and “study”. Yeah no, he was really at The Roxy. He’s never even gone home with a guy from the bar, not without them trying, he’s usually just talking with people because being gay is incredibly lonely no matter your identity. Like yeah he’s got friends and he’s got Slider who is fully supportive and definitely not 100% straight, but Slider is content with marrying some nice girl and stuff and as much as Ice might hate himself for it, he is only interested in men. And there’s no way for him back out because they’ve got the next day day off and he can’t not go so of course he had to go. Then they’re at The Roxy and all the others are chatting at a high top so Ice excuses himself to get a drink. He just leans against the bar for a bit taking it all in as guys are eyeing him up like a frickin dessert and it’s taking everything in his power to ignore them cause he desperately wants to get on the dance floor and grind on someone and forget all about (Maverick/Slider/Maverick and Slider) being in his pining-free space. And then one of his friends of sorts that he’s run into a couple of times at The Roxy is his savior, bringing several shots of various liquors and is looking at him pitifully saying “It looks like you need this, Kaz.” And somehow his friend just knows.

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Inoichi's last moments haunt me to this day and age 'cause he really told Ino that he was the most proud of her "compassion and caring attitude towards her friends".

That's because:

Inoichi told her she embodied the Yamanaka will perfectly be as it reads from the flower language of their clan. After all, their family crest is the purple bush clover.

And I need to suppress my screaming but— Ino thought the flower meant optimistic love, okay? So she thought his dad was speaking of Sasuke. I can almost see how it could have become some nonsense moment of "you need to fight for the boy of your dreams and never lose hope" for a female character.

But it was not.

All along, the thing Inoichi was the proudest of was Ino's friendship with Sakura.

CAN YOU HEAR ME SCREAM NOW?!?!

In my opinion this moment is everything, because it shows that Ino was mistaken about what was expected of her, at least when it came to bloom into something worthy of the Yamanaka flower crest. She thought it was about a boy, that it was about romantic love, but it was not.

From the beginning she had been enough, worthy of her clan. She was as good as she was, loud and courageous and outspoken, the type of kid who would look at another girl being bullied, a girl full of bruises and mud and who shame, and would step in her favor.

Just like Shikamaru in the Forest of Death, Ino's dad knew what her most valuable bond (outside of her own team was). Clue: it was not Sasuke.

I did not know you wrote fics I’m truly living here

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my fics are so delicious, you are SO lucky you get to experience them all for the very first time anon

Okay y'all it is over it is done the conversation has been had he knows I love him we are still friends I have cried my eyes out properly I have laughed again my heart will keep on hurting for a while but it is FINISHED

re: last post i. i dont want to give autistics a bad name. but.

i once went to dinner and a movie with this guy. he complimented my outfit. looked shocked when i bought my own movie ticket. tried to hold my hand. leaned in and got his face close to mine before we split up. got super mega mad when i didn't text him the next day.

because it. it turns out. that it was a date. and. he tried to kiss me. and wanted to buy my ticket. and. and i had. NO IDEA. I HAD NO IDEA

they...... are precious to me