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ominiscorridorsmyfavourite · 11 months

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*** also, I made this to go with this post.

MC and everyone chilling in the Solarium when Professor Fig walks by.

MC: Oh hello, Professor Fig. Did you get my report on Magical Theory?

Professor Fig: Yes, I looked it over. Nice work.

MC: Good. Thanks Dad.

*Everyone pauses and stares at MC, including professor Fig*

MC: ... Why is everyone staring at me?

Ominis: You just called Professor Fig, "Dad". You said, "Thanks Dad."

MC: What? No I didn't! I said "thanks, man."

Professor Fig: Do you see me as a father figure, MC?

MC: Psh! No! I see you more as a bother figure! Becuase you're always bothering me...

Garreth: Hey! Show your father some respect!

MC: I didn't call him dad!

Fig: No, no, no, MC... I take it as compliment.

Leander: It's not a big deal, I called this girl I hooked up with "mom" once.

MC: Guys! Jump on that! Prewett has psychosexual issues!

Sebastian: Old news! But you calling Fig, Daddy...

MC: Hey! "Daddy" is not on the table here, it's not like he's Sharp.

Duncan: But you did call him dad.

MC: Shut up, you've done nothing but lie since you got here.

Duncan: Okay, I was lying about the venomous tentacula, but the "dad" thing, that happened!

Ominis: Aha!

MC: It was a trap! All part of my crazy, devious plan...

Fig: I believe you.

MC: Thank you.

Fig: Kiddo.

MC: *le sigh*

Fig: would you want to talk about it later, over a game of summonor's court?

MC:...

MC: *quietly* I'd like that.

#hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy meme #hogwarts legacy drabbles #brooklyn 99 #ominis gaunt #sebastian sallow #garreth weasley #professor fig #leander prewett #daddy sharp #this is long #but it made me laugh idc

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cactuseri · 3 months

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#seri.txt #these just made me laugh idk 😭 my mom and dad r also both like this #idk if someone’s posted these before but idc #seri’s hits

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luftballons99 · 1 year

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the way people online talk about art they like is utterly intoxicating

#this is really self indulgent but idc some of these literally made me laugh out loud #txt

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killjoy-prince · 3 months

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House M.D. but it's when a character says the name of the episode

#house md #prince's talk tag #flashing #repitition #so as i was watching this show i noticed they'd say the episode title in the episode #so i wanted to see how many times they did it #the people on livejournal who made transcripts of the episodes are my saviors and without them this would of been so much harder to do #thank you all for your service and i hope wherever you all are you're having a great day #sometimes they would use a variation of the word like in the episode poison they would say 'poisoned' or 'poisoning'#i did not include those instances #there was an instance in 'merry little christmas' where they do play the song in the show #but since ella fitzgerald was not a character in the show i did not include it #where as in the episode 'joy to the world' the students are singing it in the concert so i did include that #i apologize for the tonal whiplash when you get to that part but it did make me laugh #one of the times kutner says 'locked in' is overshadowed by the POTW's voice over but i assure you he says it and thats why its in there #out of the main characters from the one who said the title the most to least are #House > Foreman > Wilson > Chase > Cuddy > Adams > Cameron and Taub > Kutner > Thirteen and Park #this took a bit to do lolol its probably been done already but i wanted my own #there is a chance im missing some on technicalities but idc. im fine with this #there are two more i wanna do but with a character saying another character's name but ill do that some other time #EDIT: When I was making this video I was unaware that the Pilot episode went by two names: 'Pilot' and 'Everybody Lies'#Basically everywhere I looked the first episode was only referred to by 'Pilot'#which I found weird bc i remember seeing somewhere that the last episode was paired with the first episode in terms of title #but i couldn't find hard proof so I decided to leave it out at the time #well i checked again last night and yea the pilot IS also called Everybody Lies so I updated the video #I also think it goes well with the fact that House does say 'Everybody Dies' in the finale so another reason to fix it #AND he says it without Wilson while he and Wilson say the title of the pilot sooooo yea hehehehehe

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jondoe279 · 3 months

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atp i genuinely doooon’t care if the old guard two is the worst thing put to film i just want to see the best character of all time (andromache the scythian) and her loser henchmen and everyone’s favorite girl nile freeman again

#its not even funny anymore WHERE IS ANDY AND NORIKO!!!!!!!!!!! it was supposed to be the year of dyke drama 😞😞😞😞😞😞#like given the way they structured the first movie the second would have to be almost wholly original and differ a lot from the comic #like andy cant go thru the shit noriko puts her thru so im guessing the script would switch her out with nile getting tossed in the ocean #but that doesnt really work with norikos comic characterization (trying to get andy to see her point by making her go thru what noriko did #isnt something quynh will gaf about if andy isnt one of the immortals. andys become thr ‘vermin’ noriko hates!!!)#and given the end of the movie everyones chill with copley so joe and nickys whole subplot cant exist anymore…. idk maybe theyll switch out #copley with moose?? idc as long as we get their stupid car conversation tbh makes me laugh #honestly given the changes that would have to be made they probably just made a stupid movie and don’t want to release it. but I DONT CAREEE #its not exactly like the first one was that good i still mute it in preparation for every cringe needle drop like its a lame movie but its #genuineeeeee fun like i seriously do not care netflix give me my movie!!!#the old guard

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shirleydanders · 5 months

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MERRY CHRISTMAS ADAM 🎉🎄

#slow horses #river cartwright #james spider webb #louisa guy #shirley dander #thinking of webb as an mra made me laugh idc if it’s ooc #looool #christmas adam

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lintlesunflowerart · 1 year

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#sonic the hedgehog #sonic is dead #murder of sonic the hedgehog #I made this in like 10 min after beating the game because idc I loved it #had me screaming laughing and also crying cuz I’m bad at video game

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torturedsideblogdept · 2 days

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Taylor Swift at a fundraiser, April 27, 2024

#if you look closely at the first one - remini gave her cat eyes when I upscaled it & I left it bc it made me laugh #that last one is still so low res but it’s better than what I started with #taylor swift #tswiftedit #tsedit #my edit #but not my photos & idc if you use - just don’t repost as-is yknow #be cool

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comradekatara · 6 months

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My sister used to have a coworker that said he had been cast to voice the character that became Toph while Toph was still going to be a guy and it was his big break in voice acting, but then they rewrote her to be a girl and he lost the job and it ended up derailing his VA career and now he's a security guard

🎻🎻🎻🎻 <- world’s tiniest violin quartet

#that’s crazy bc couldn’t they just recast him as a different character in the show #that’s amazing tho. thank u for telling me this #idc whether it’s true or not. it made me laugh #death-g-reaper #asks

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hella1975 · 5 months

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tag yourself as people through history id be the guy who let the trojan horse in

#fellow soldier: bit of a random peace offering innit why not just send us a fruit bowl or-#me: BIG HORSEY 🤩🫵��#there's no way this joke hasn't been made on here before but idc i cannot stop laughing at the mental image. someone got so fired that day

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totallyradicalmucky · 2 years

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