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wizardnuke · 9 months

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do you ever think about how caleb was canonically honeypotting essek up to and past episode 97 and how essek likely had feelings for him (without wanting to, while knowing that caleb and the m9 were a threat to him, but it happened anyway) long before caleb had feelings for him. and caleb knew that. and his speech in ep 97 was meant to just get essek to keep his shit together so that he didn't do anything drastic in the middle of peace talks, it wasn't genuine, it wasn't hopeful, it was caleb doing damage control and fixing an issue before it started. and. probably around the time they all went to essek in eiselcross. caleb, knowing that essek was a little in love with him already, probably never had an "oh. oh" moment but instead looked at this friend-mirror-ally-threat and thought "oh, he's dear to me, i want him to do well and be well, i want to be a part of his life. i'm almost at a point where i can manage that". do you ever think about that dynamic. insane.

#sorry im not a romantic about how they started being romantic #the endgame is the same they are dear to and love each other very much and are happy together #but the beginning? i CANNOT believe that caleb was doing anything other than honeypotting #but im the worst and would say that even if liam said that caleb was into him from the start because i love drama.#also. i am NOT saying that caleb wasn't like 'huh. he's hot' from the start he 100% had to factor him into the bisexual maelstrom management #but caleb was in survival mode and knew essek was at best a worthwhile asset and at worst the enemy. and he WAS he WAS the enemy.#he was right. caleb is so paranoid and he's so right to be paranoid #and. also. another note. caleb has high cha but he only really uses it when he wants something.

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pagesofkenna · 3 years

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ok this is gonna be a little rambly so im putting it under a readmore; critdice and tonight’s talks related

(hows that for code switching)

i dont watch talks but i occasionally catch the summaries that get posted on tumblr and the comments on essek both amuse and frustrate me because a) liam and sam are right and they should say it, i love essek but hes NOT (wasnt?) a good person and just getting over everything he did because the fans think he’s hot is stupid. he has work to do and he’s not a protagonist so he doesn’t have to do it onscreen

but b) liam apparently makes a comment to the effect of ‘there are other heavy hitters i’d bring in’ and why do you NEED a heavy hitter?? this isn’t a fight! the players keep treating their interactions with the tombtakers as all a big foreplay for a showdown and it’s really not! the party didnt HAVE to take the job in eiselcross, and if they hadn’t all this tombtaker stuff would be happening in the background without any nein intervention at all

not that the nein should just let lucien do whatever he wants or even help him but they’ve been approaching lucien’s alive-ness as evidence of a boss battle to come since day one, which has colored how they’ve approached interacting with him in a way that frustrates me so much. there’s a scene where beau is trying to tell the party, before they potentially go see lucien, that they just need to talk to him to find out whats going on, because they knew jack! and everyone else was all ‘we’re not joining him wtf are you talking about of COURSE the only two options here are join his cult or try to slit his throat!’ GAH

which brings me to the fact that i have been TELLING my computer for WEEKS now that they need to go talk to essek. he’s RIGHT THERE matt obviously PUT him there to be a deus ex machina intervention in everything going on, but now the party’s suspicious of his motives and apparently don’t want to deal with him, and worse off dont think he’s be helpful in the big rodeo brawl they’re planning on having no matter what

i dont know WHAT essek would be helpful with, other than another NPC to bounce ideas off of. they can’t talk to dagon (why have they even been stringing dagon along??), their local empire contacts are all either dead or in a position to pin those deaths on the nein, and they can’t leave for fear of not being able to return. so go talk to essek!! they’ve been following the tombtakers around like lost puppies with zero plan and even less of an understanding of the situation theyre in. at the worst the dynasty outpost gets them away from the tombtakers for long enough to reevaluate their situation and figure out an actual plan

(at best the dynasty outpost will have some method of transportation that would be super helpful? like, the time between the peace treaty and the nein discovering essek had been reassigned to lead this outpost across the continent from the dynasty was only, what, a couple weeks?)

i’m scratching my head to think of any goals the party has beyond dealing with the threat lucien is presenting (deal with trent, deal with u’katoa, visit the tal’dorei council) so i understand why the cast is churning their wheels on this, but while typing that i realized the somnovum threat was probably intended to be something they dealt with after u’katoa?? like there’s other things you can be doing besides following lucien around waiting to be pumped up enough for the wrestling match you’ve decided to challenge him to?

idk. i wish they’d go talk to essek. and if it wasn’t essek running the dynasty outpost i wish they’d go talk to whoever was. they’ve been spinning their wheels in the snow for weeks and it really feels like that one move will get them back on track and they refuse to do it

(also, to change topics, apparently liam said some good stuff about mental health and recovery and talked about how caduceus’ positivity hasn’t been helping caleb because it doesn’t, idk, actually work for the situation caleb is in, and i kinda think that both a) cad’s positivity isn’t going to ultimately work for anyone? because it’s part of cad’s character flaw? i remember seeing meta a long time ago about cad not ever addressing some of his own negative feelings and that leading to a flawed sense of self, or something, but also b) caleb and maybe even liam are misunderstanding some of cad’s mental health advice as just blanket ‘positivity’? i don’t think cad’s ever been a ‘just choose happiness’ kinda guy? but i’ll have to rewatch a bunch of cad convos before i try to fully make this argument)

#critdice #tldr is just that i continue to wish they'd stop treating all interactions with the tombtakers as a prelude to a fight #because i believe they're the ones deciding this is going to be a fight not matt and anot the tombtakers #and also i wish theyd just go to the dynasty outpost already

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readbythestarlight · 4 years

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Taliesin is so confused by this ad lol

Where is Laura?

The groans xD

Laura's?? Not here?? I mean I'm glad she's at the game awards but THIS IS SUCH A BIG WEEK STORY WISE

Boy we've just started and I'm already ready to die

[[MORE]]

I only just caught it just now but are the CA saying they recovered the beacon that was stolen? Aka the one the M9 returned to Xhorhas already? Or a different one?

The Bright Queen gave them a house and the best the empire can do is a cozy inn? Lame.

(I was always more pro-Dynasty than Empire but it's pretty much set now.)

Didn't even pay for their dinner?? Rude.

Cad: "I've had to learn new words for what happens to me now."

The Dynasty: "We cannot afford to 100% trust you but you have done us a great service so here is a house and a symbol to show you have the favor of our Queen."

The Empire: "You did us a great service but also fuck you here's a hotel and no meal and also if you don't do this thing for us we'll charge you as traitors even though only two of you are actually from the Empire."

lol the hotel workers are funny tho

Empire people? Cool. Empire rules? Fucking suck.

Nat20 for free stuff xD

F: "who's the grossest?"

Cad: "I was swallowed."

Y: "I haven't had a shower in months."

F: "oh! God! What!?"

Cad: "You've won first place."

Y: "Oh, no, I wasn't trying to like..."

J: "IM GOING FIRST!"

I'm worried about Caleb

Snuggling his cat and thinking over his trauma </3

Laura just left the awards show omg

Also the way that Travis looked at her like heart eyes and Laura being like "hey baby ;)"

She looks hot by the way

Yasha paying Fjord back from MONTHS ago is sweeeeet

The book? What's the book? I don't remember?

"Is there a chair...?"

"There is."

"Kill it with fire!"

Oh boy here we go

"And I think we need to work with him...?" I don't like that and I don't think you do he's a liar and a manipulator and a piece of shit

But I understand his point because they are in the worst potion right now

Cad: "if he even looks at you sideways we will not leave enough of him to be found."

Goddamn Caduceus. I love him so much.

Cad: "Well, what I mean was we will do all we can to keep you safe. Is... what I meant."

They're being very serious about this and I'm so glad

Well okay they WERE being serious...

Lol Beau with this teenager is so funny and adorable

I'm glad they're not all sleeping alone

Jester is all sad that Beau doesn't want to double up :(

The B/J/Y shippers just went wild lol

F to C: "if you want to finish this personally... let me know." Thank you Fjord

My old Widofjord shipping heart is happy

Omg Cad handing over the symbol of the Wildmom and telling Fjord he's doing well on his own IM HAVING A LOT OF FEELINGS TONIGHT Y'ALL

Oh boy Yasha dream

I'm emotional

Like crying

Sure this guy does something neat with doors but doES HE FLOAT??

I miss Essek

The only mage with a tower I trust is Yussah and it is NOT this guy

Of course Trent is the one who confirmed it had been found

It's definitely trapped somehow

I don't like that they have to go somewhere that Trent decides

WHISPERS

he's a shifty fucker right we all know he is

Double whispers

Lol meeting in the Happy Fun Ball

I was gonna say the Forge

Jester wants to have it at Traveler con xD

Jester is weirding him out and I love it

God sure have this very serious possibly war ending meeting on The Ball Eater sure

They're disasters

I can't decide how I feel about him and I want to hear the results of the whispers

Oh no I'm worried about Yasha

Okay... so he's helping hide Yasha that's good, but is he also gonna hold that over them?

I hope Trent looks at Caleb sideways so the M9 can cut him into pieces

I feel like this guy is meant to be the Empire version of Essek but he's got nothing on Hot Boi

In a dense forest under a bunch of trees and a tower in the middle of nowhere

Oh fuck the sanitorium oh god oh fuck someone immediately check on Caleb

Trent did that on purpose

Hey Cad remember when you said y'all were gonna tear Trent apart if he tried to hurt Caleb? It's time to start ripping.

I haaaaaate this

I'm still trying to decide if Caleb legitimately snapped or if something was done to him

I want to crawl through my screen and strangle Trent myself

Someone please stay between Caleb and Trent at all times

So... nobody in the empire questions why Trent Ick-athon has a laboratory in a sanitorium huh. Like that doesn't ring any bells?

Also fuck it's Edowulf

Astrid's gonna come in to try and throw Caleb off isnt she

Liar liar pants on fire every word out of your mouth is a lie you vile don't of a biiiitch

WHISPERSSSS

he's a liar liar liar

Or he's telling half the truth

So the tripod... prevents it from working?

God he's such a condescending fuck I hate him

I haaaaate him and I hate that he's playing it so cool and calm because that makes Caleb seem like the unreasonable one which is brilliant of him but it just makes me loathe him even more

Oh god Caleb please roll well

Fuck fuck fuck I hate him fuck someone GET BETWEEN THEM

I feel gross and I'm not even in the room with Trent ugh

This tense standoff between Caleb and Trent is physically fucking me up my skin is crawling

Also Nott touched it and nothing happened

Eowulf is one of Trent's "favorite" and and he's looking at Caleb like a creep

Even if I don't trust him I appreciate Ludinus stepping in to cut the tension

Beau trying to trip him upppppp I love her

Alright time to get them out of there Ludinus

Shut the fuck up Trent you state away from both Caleb AND Yasha

C: "Wulf. It's good to see you again."

Eowulf: "it's good to see you too. It's been some time. You look good."

I haaaaaaaaate that they're all being so calm and semi-friendly because again it makes Trent and his ilk look like the reasonable ones

Ludinus: "I can always deal with Trent after the fact."

Y: "Let us know when you do that. We would like to help." Damn fucking straight

Essek scrys because he's worried about them and he pops in just in time to hear Jester insulting his teleporting Lol

I get the feeling Matt is tweaking the time of Traveler Con a bit because he doesn't want Jester to feel pressured to interrupt important things

Is the Wildmom illegal in the Empire?

Ha Fjord impressed Ludinus nice

L: "it's... entirely off-putting how disarmingly charming you are. I don't know how to handle it." That is the funniest thing anyone has ever said about Jester

J: "are you alright Caleb?"

C: "I don't know."

Y: "I don't like him at all."

Everyone else: "same/oh god no."

Okay Wildmom is illegal time to hide your shiny thing

Cad: "I have never seen another person walk so daintily around the truth."

See every time Caleb talks about how Trent gave "private lessons" my skin crawls it just draws too many parallels to creepy creepy shit

Yasha is gonna be good for Caleb here, they both understand what it's like to be used and controlled and manipulated

So like Trent was THERE and if he saw that Caleb knew about the beacons then he's gonna know that somehow they were involved with the beacon disappearing

Oh she's creepy

Cad gonna buy the femur flute lol

The pranksters gonna get that glue oh lord

Yasha gets a bone harp and she and Caduceus start the most unnerving band ever and I for one am THRILLED

Don't they still need to fetch something for the three kobolds in a trench coat? Let alone for Pumat and now this woman lol

Pride silk.... oh dear it's gonna be mutant bugs

Called it

Three silk worms good luck bringing those back

Matt's like WOOO fight tournament hell yeah!

Y'all should go take downtime in Xhorhas in the Xhorhaus and talk to Essek about all this

....I just really miss Essek guys please

Liam O'Brian you will NOT let Caleb sneak off on his own to go see Astrid you CANNOT ajslajkssksk

This episode didn't go as painfully/badly as it could have but it still stressed me out a lot and I'm still worried about Caleb and Trent Ick-athon can choke and if Caleb really goes go off on his own I will scream like baby PLEASE

God now we have to wait a whole week IS IT THURSDAY YET

#emi watches critical role #cr spoilers #critical role

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eponymous-rose · 5 years

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Talks Machina Highlights - Critical Role C2E52 (Feb. 26, 2019)

There’s a lot to unpack here.

This week’s guests are Laura Bailey and Liam O’Brien!

Announcements:

Travis Willingham’s Yeehaw Game Ranch debuted today on CR’s Twitch channel! Travis and Brian will be livestreaming every other week at 4 PM Pacific (alternating with MAME Drop). Today’s episode will go up on YouTube on Thursday. On Monday, March 4, the Kickstarter for the VM cartoon will go live! They’ve been talking about this almost since the start. This episode of TM will be uploaded to YT on Thursday morning, and will be available on a one-week delay in podcast form!

The cowboy hat makes the rounds. Laura points out that she was actually in an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger.

Okay, on to episode 52: Feral Business. (Liam, just as the splash screen comes up: “That means masturbating.”)

Laura: “I think everybody should refer to their penis as a tiefling. Anyway, continue.”

There’s a discussion about classes for said tieflings. It gets a little out of hand.

Stats! Jester got her 5th HDYWTDT of the campaign against the shoosuva. Caleb has now dealt over 1,400 points of damage. (Liam: “Really?”) Frumpkin got his first natural 20 to perceive the rats and shoosuva.

Laura and Liam have a heated negotiation about who gets to cuddle the Jester and Kiri plushies.

100% of the out-of-character motivation for the Disguise Self was just Liam missing being Laura’s twin. Liam: “You know, I like to have fun in my D&D games.” They enjoyed getting to sit next to each other again at the live show.

Brian: “What were you gossiping about?” Liam: “Your tiefling.” Laura: “Specifically yours.”

Jester’s view on Caleb hasn’t changed since his backstory reveal. Laura: “I feel like it makes more sense that he’s more standoffish, and it made me feel much more guilty for the times I gave him shit for being muddy and stinky and stuff.” She points out that Jester got to see a lot of different types of people pass through, not to mention listen in on their conversations, and probably has a broader experience with a variety of people than some might expect.

Liam talks about how Xhorhas is “rough, and the customs are different, but it’s a real place” and not the bogeyman often presented to the Empire.

He objects to a question talking about how Caleb’s planning to take down people in the Empire, pointing out that he’s never confirmed that. Laura immediately concocts a theory about Caleb being a top-secret spy for the Empire.

Laura: “Jester has no idea that her charisma isn’t as high as... Beau’s or... is Beau’s very high?” She loved leading a diplomatic conversation, and didn’t know how it would turn out, but she feels like she killed it.

Snoozy Henry!

Liam: “Caleb’s not scared of being manipulated. I think that’s done.” It feels off being away from the Empire, not because he still feels loyalty, but mainly because everything that matters to him is still there.

Another round of dick jokes comes to a climax (sorry) with “Cocks Machina”.

Gif of the Week! Jester learning the ways of the goth.

If the opportunity presents itself, even in Xhorhas, Jester will 100% pull a prank and try to spread the word of the Traveler. “Nothing is sacred to Jester!”

Laura mentions that she has no backup character planned if Jester dies; she feels like having a backup will make her more likely to accept the possibility of losing Jester.

Jester doesn’t really care about the Empire vs. Krynn conflict. “Political bullshit. I don’t think the Krynn are necessarily evil, but I don’t know.” Liam points out that nobody really knows the motivations behind the conflict in the first place. Caleb mainly sees it as a big mess. “Caleb will still have emotional ties to where he was born and raised, but he knows they’re flawed and awful. They’re really terrible people.”

Laura’s theory: “The Empire stole a lot of artifacts. They stole the dodecahedron. The Krynn just want it back. And now we have it. And we’re fucking everything up.”

Big Tiefling Energy.

Jester on tattoos: “Nah, I’m not afraid of the pain! I can take it! I’m really strong!” She’d totally get a tattoo if the right idea came along.

Caleb isn’t too concerned about the group getting sidetracked, since he doesn’t really have “an agenda for where he wants to go”. He wouldn’t want to do something boring, but that’s not exactly a worry with this group. “They keep going to places with things he’s interested in.”

Laura on Jester’s changing dynamic with Nott: “It’s interesting to find out that Nott’s a mom. She knows what that relationship means, and she is just devastated for Nott that she can’t be with her son.” What seemed the worst was that she didn’t have someone who thinks of her the way Jester thinks of her mom. “I thought about so many times just her not taking a bath. It just makes me so sad.”

Fan Art of the Week! A giant city-tortoise.

Liam: “Man, get a load of Brian’s kenku.” Dani: “This has to stop.”

What the heck does “consecuted” mean? Laura: “I think it means something about being reborn.” Liam: “Yeah, reincarnation.”

Liam on potentially picking the wrong spells: “I don’t worry that I will. I just know that I will.” Marisha warned him.

Brian asks Laura about where her vote’s hovering in the vote for DnD Beyond’s president. Laura: “I feel like Liam has a stronger platform.” Liam: “Is that a dick joke?” Laura: “I’m sitting next to Liam. So Liam.”

Dani: “Contractually, as Sam’s campaign manager, I have to vote for Sam. But he’s also not paying me, so I’m just saying, Liam, if you paid me, I could maybe switch sides. Look, I’m working for exposure only, and I’m feeling very exposed.” Liam: “Listen, my shell corporation will talk to your shell corporation after the show.”

Jester’s not too worried about the group being disrespectful by hanging onto the dodecahedron. “It’s a powerful thing! Look at it! We can play with it!” Liam: “Yeah, it’s not her god.”

Liam: “I miss playing twins.” Laura: “I do too, buddy.”

Henry is moved to the couch when Liam starts literally curling up on the floor to be closer to him:

Jester would create a Magical Viagra spell. Dani: “Like the Wand of Smiles, but for dicks!” Laura: “The point of it would be to just make people feel awkward.”

On Jester checking on Fjord’s tusks: “It’s important to her that he appreciates himself as much as others appreciate him.”

Liam: “My character will probably die soon anyway.” Everyone: “LIAM O’BRIEN.”

Laura points out that Jester’s come closer to death than Caleb. “If anyone’s going to die soon, it’s me.” Brian: “Stop it! Stop!”

Search for Grog Questions (SPOILERS FOLLOW!)

The group played a private home game as Vox Machina for fun recently (”It didn’t make sense, but it was fun!”). Liam was envious of the group getting to play their characters again, so he wanted to play something at least VM-adjacent. He also loves building out the world and wanted to continue fleshing that out. “She saw VM, unbeknownst to them, a couple times.” He also wanted to be able to keep people from dying and “breaking the universe.”

Laura on playing VM again: “It was really crazy, and me and Taliesin gave each other the biggest hug after the show. I missed Percy and I missed that relationship so much!”

Having Lieve’tel around was painful, but Vex “didn’t have the same reaction to it the way Keyleth did. It was bittersweet. I think she appreciated that someone appreciated what her brother did.”

Gilmore and Allura’s voices were big moments of nostalgia. Percy-Vex banter. Scanlan wanting to kill Trinket. (Laura really thought she’d have to leave Trinket behind, and the “I can carry him” killed her.) Scanlan’s singing. Pike! Liam: “Roasting the shit out of Travis.” Laura: “Oh my god.”

#critical role #critical role spoilers #talks machina #talks machina spoilers #long text post

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readbythestarlight · 5 years

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I just came in with Taliesin saying “Candyland for Goth kids” what are we talking about

“Everyone’s fuckin’ Avantica!”

Liam calling out Laura for shaming him xD

A: “People have learned not to tangle with me.”

F: *awkwardly coughing* “Yeah, oh, yeah, uh, who would want to fall in with that.”

I swear this tavern music makes me think of Skyrim every time. Is that what it’s from?

lol the gnome’s voice is amazing

Cad: “I could fill a book with what I don’t know” mood

“Bar fights are fun! It’s part of the reason we live here!” xD

Oh lord Jester

Gonna bar fight this gnome oh lord

CAN WE GO LIKE TEN MINUTES WITHOUT BAD DECISIONS

I love fun as much as the rest of you but come on guys

Jester’s gonna get her butt kicked by a gnome lol

J: “I’m gonna pat his head and cast ‘cure wounds’”

Everyone: “Awww!”

Caleb honey it’s a pirate cove do you really think there’s a bookstore??

Cad: “Somebody worth their salt, since worth your salt is a really nice phrase, I like that. Worth your salt.”

Guyssss I love Caduceus

He’s very caught up in how much salt is worth now it’s amazing I love him

“If things go correctly, I don’t think there will be any worry of drowning” why does everything she says sound sinister now. Everyone seems spooked every time she says something.

OOOO SOMEONE WITH BAD BLOOD WITH AVANTICA

The Diver’s Grave

I don’t like that

“Turtle Boy”?! Bitch you leave Orli alone

Oh lovely a haunted ocean graveyard

Yoooo sea shanty

Gaaaasp Matt is actually singing it

Uhm guys I need to hear him sing NOT in a funny accent??

I missed the whole song i was distracted by Matt’s singing

Okay I’ll listen this time

“Her hungry eye” DONT LIKE

“With the Missus”?

I bet Avantica dumped Allison for Ukutoa :P

Avantica at some point, probably: “Relationship with Allison: ended. We stan Ukutoa now"

A: “Wouldn’t want to cause a ruckus the same day you arrive, no? Who would do that?”

The M9: “pssshh what, a ruckus? What? Nahhh.”

Cad’s high passive perception is so nice

lol Beau fail

Sam and Marsha are CHILDREN pass it on

J: “I think we’re all kind of murderers sometimes.”

Caleb, internally panicking: “I don’t think aLL of us are murderers.”

“What’s the shadiest thing you’ve ever done” Oh Jester don’t ask

Aww Jester :(

J: “What if we can never go home?!”

C: “We’ll… we’ll get you home…”

Poor Jester’s having a rough time

“You said her name, when we were dancing.”

Ouch Jester maybe now isn’t the time…

“She was handsome” I’m having feelings

Hnnn Fjord you’re acting a bit shifty again just tell your friends honestly what’s going on without acting so strange with them

Cad: “What part of the body are amigos?”

Listen, I’m gonna always miss Molly, but Caduceus is the best thing that could have happened to this group.

Oh sure give these poor people the ship y’all STOLE brilliant idea :P

Oh boy they fucked up Vera heard

“Tiffany”

Guys don’t discuss it here right now even with code names it’s a bad idea

Tiffany and the Apricot Tree

Mmm I’m not sure that this plan seems like a good idea

“We’re calling him ‘Honda’” I snorted

“Bitch I work here”

“THE TWO CLERICS ARE NOT GOING ON THIS MISSION” finally an intelligent decision

“A peeping tom cat”

This is going to go wrong somehow. I’m not sure exactly how. There are too many possibilities. But it will go bad.

Oh lord.

If Fjord gonna accidentally interrupt Avantica and Allison?

lol wrong room

Damn I really hoped he’d accidentally walk in on something

Fuck is Fjord having to sleep with her again

Mmm a book. You should absolutely not take it.

Fuuuuuuuck

she’s gonna know

GET THE FUCK OUT

This is literally such a disaster they are making the WORST decisions

And now they’ve broken the rules of the cove too

JESTER YOU HAVE MENDING JUST FIX THINGS?

crawling under the bed

oh godddd

IM DYING

I swear Nott and Jester get so fucking lucky

Aaaaand now Nott’s gonna end up drunk

Oh lord and now she’s confused

FUCKING

LUCKY

oh no

“He uh, he got stabbed…”

“I was so hoping you were gonna attack her” lol Matt

Oh sure just keep making holes until you end up under water

STOP WASTING THE PAINT

Can she not mend the hole??

Beau don’t accuse Caleb of trying to rob you honey that’s terrible

Beau honey

don’t

Cad: “Waldoc got stabbed? But Waldoc’s so nice! Who would stab Waldoc?”

Caduceus is a good boy

“I’m gonna be Keg”

“I’m gonna be Molly” JesTER NO

omg

they

caused a dude to jump off the crows nest

This is just… a disaster

Beau gives so much sass

“There’s been no word but I assume there’s just pandemonium all over” Caduceus knows

OH NOW SHE REMEMBERS MENDING

N: “Are you saying to me that WE made a MISTAKE?”

And Taliesin loses it

Cad’s right, they should go to “check” on things.

Caduceus with all the killer perception rolls helllll yeah

Caduceus just healing everyone like the sweet boy he is

“I love this character so much” SAME

like y’all as much as I loved and will always love Molly… Caduceus means so much to me

F: “We should frame Vera. She hates me, she wants my job.”

N: “Well didn’t you steal her job…?

Oh shiiiiiiiiiit it’s her dream journal

Do you think Mandarin somehow marked Fjord without Fjord knowing?? Was he prepping Fjord?

Ohhh or maybe not, since apparently he had a change of heart

WOAH BITCH SHE WHAT

AVANTICA IS TOTALLY GONNA TRY TO SACRIFICE FJORD TO UKATOA

“perhaps this one will be more useful than Vandrin” fuuuuuuuuuuck dont like dont like

WHAT OMG THAT NAT20

CALEB YEAAAAHHHHHHH

he got the exact DC

amazing

“you motherfucker” I love how they keep just obliterating Matt’s stuff and he’s just so done

Oooo a no poison necklace

They should really think about this over a nice long two break

I feel like this plan is not great…

But I feel like that about most of their plans

ohhh no

Taliesin is like “we had a plan but sure go ahead and change things it’s fine”

Oh please make that check

please

oh no

that can’t be good enough

they’re dead

they’re dead she knows they’re dead she know they’re dead she knows

THEY CANT LIE TO HER HER PERCEPTION IS TOO HIGH

“Whoever did this doesn’t understand the rules of the city very well”

SHE

KNOWS

oh god

oh god Vera can track

CALEB WHAT ARE YOU DOING

WE HAVE TO WAIT TWO WEEKS

GONNA

DIE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

im literally silently screaming in my house at 1am

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#oh god it's bad it's so bad #emi watches critical role #critical role spoilers #critical role #SOMEONE SCREAM WITH ME

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