ok but funny not funny i dreamed last night i was being chased by lady d and when i started getting away from her i saw her shadow behind me like she was actually running at light speed like a gta character and i screamed i was shitting my pants

crowley saying "if any harm comes to aziraphale because of this i will–" to gabriel is SO fucking special to me bc he was so clearly afraid of gabriel after the trial like just look at his reaction when he first sees him and him saying he spent a WHOLE NIGHT worrying that gabriel's gonna smite him like he's actually terrified and still after ALL THAT he still threatens gabriel and i just think threatening someone like THAT is actually so vulnerable bc he's making it abundantly clear that he cares for aziraphale and wants him safe and that aziraphale is HIS to protect and he WILL protect him no matter fucking what and i just i can't deal with how outright and upfront crowley was this season not only with aziraphale but with other people ABOUT aziraphale too like he was really not fucking around this season and he needed everyone to know aziraphale is his and made gabriel almost JUMP OUT OF A WINDOW for wanting to hurt aziraphale and the vulnerability of it all is making me go NUTS

kenjaku is their own completely separate character than geto and it's really frustrating that a lot of ppl think their entire character is just "having geto's body". their mannerism and personalities are very different from eachother and even the way they're both a cringefail loser are distinct. geto is cringe because he's kind of stupid and has the strategizing skills of a third grader. kenjaku is a loser who's always playing video games alone with two controllers plugged in because no one likes or wants to be near them

Kal'buir: *brings home uj cake to surprise his sons, trying to be as stealthy as he can* The Null ARCs, hearing the noises from the kitchen:

The way that if I could digitally draw all of you would be getting bombarded with post after post of Gaz/Spitfire and Nikto/Seraph in their universes getting involved in shenanigans is crazy.

I feel like Margarette would have some serious gremlin energy at the ripe age of mid/late 40s. She is a good person and all of that, she's just very unpredictable.

no i will NOT acknowledge the early warning signs for schizophrenia warning list what do i look like I'm someone who deals with their problems?? absolutely not

I'M GONNA CRY!!!! I HEARD KRIS SINGING😭😭😭

AND THEY COMING TO RUISROCK WHERE I WAS ANYWAY PLANNING TO GO!!!!

anyone else sick to their stomach w fear over this or is it just me

SCREWAMING AND SOBBING ANS CRYING AND THROWING UP WHAT THE FUCK IS THIIIIIIS

BLIZZARD, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BABY BOY???

i dont like that ppl think im oversensitive and weird when i simply put my safety first like ok maybe im overreacting. or maybe i just dont wanna suffer idk

Archie, Post-SGW.

Honey totally got scared shitless by Breezie! Her expression alone makes it clear. Girl enters the office, sees Breezie, and moments later, it feels like instant regret! And she was only there to bloody advertise her brand while fucking fighting!

At least Honey gets to advertise her brand while also working with an evil businessperson.

Archie makes it clear that casino owners are evil. <- /hj

Another example of evil casino owners are the Pre-SGW's Mammoth Mogul + Robuttnik!

Mammoth Mogul at least offered something fascinating lmao, but that's just me.

The amount of SASS in this episode—

But… like all things, the hubris of man must be toppled

Alaska keeping his boyfriend “little buddy” in check

Mike and Erica need to interact more. I feel like we as a fandom forget that The Wheelers and The Sinclairs are neighbors and Erica has probably known Mike for all her life and lives in close proximity to him. The dirt she has on him is probably incredible

Will someone please explain to me why fanartists can openly make money off their work to the point of having booths in artist alleys at conventions while copyright holders agree to turn a blind eye but if a fanfiction writer even thinks about opening fic commissions everyone tells them they're going to personally be the downfall of fandom

Me rn convincing myself that the heartburn I have from drinking a monster is heart failure