dude i dont think people that dont watch x files understand that its not just 'that show about aliens'. the x files is fucking insane. i mean, yeah, theres episodes about aliens but theres also episodes about:

cockroaches, robots, shit, and entomologists. or, more specifically, a town thats been infested with cockroaches by the government and is being observed by an entomologist named bambi. and in this town, people are dying in ways that appear to be caused by the cockroaches but really its just an allergic reaction, an aneurysm, drugs, and a heart attack. and then a fucking manure plant blows up and covers everyone in cow shit. oh and also some of the cockroaches are robotic, so :)

a man whose shadow vaporises people. thats- thats pretty much it.

a prehistoric lake monster, moby dick, and the search for the truth (or a white whale, whats the difference?) the lake monster is eating people and dogs :(, mulder and scully get trapped on a rock in the 'middle' of the lake, and the monster is really just an alligator.

cher, frankenstein's monster, and peanut butter. this episode's in black and white btw. someones going around and hotboxing peoples houses with animal tranqs and then impregnating peoples wives. this 'someone' is actually a man whose been mutated due to experiments done on him by his father. mulder and scully take this guy to a cher concert at the end. (one of the best scenes, iykyk)

Isn’t it funny? To crave something that makes your skin crawl, to want a thing that makes you feel trapped, to ache for that makes you feel sick.

Isn’t it funny to feel to inhuman at such a human need?

(Edit: This is Christian and Tank btw not Sam and Tank)

hi i'm going to propose the grace x max shipname 'dirty murder' because. they're both murderers + dirty girl soup + i really don't like having a ship name titled Holy Ghost/Spirit. i also propose soupbomb and am curious to hear other ideas!!!

Early Morning Hugs

@wacky-nameless-inventor-24 you updated your spring drabbles and I was inspired <33333

Alts:

Without pink, spring-y overlay and no overlay + darker background

My aunt is visiting and gave me MONAEEEYY. Which I always keep as Fun Money and not Serious Moneys.

Do I get a concert ticket or do I get my nose pierced, that's the question.

stuck between liking the freedom having tav and durge separated gives for making players own characters, and feeling like bc of their separation the writing becomes watered down as it doesn't focus on telling one story

i wanna draw the scene when blue and noah kiss but i also feel like i should draw blue on her own FIRST. but also there are no rules and nothing matters

Really my biggest “projecting onto Mondo” moment is that I headcannon him as at least part Latino with my only piece of “evidence” being that he owned a little white dog with probably the crustiest eyes and stinkiest breath.

Like that’s my culture right there.

I feel like everyone writes Ingo as a softy and yea he's a softy but sometimes I think. The man deserves to be a lil feral. A lil unhinged. A lil angy. A lil sadistic. Sometimes...

The unstoppable force (desire to pass) vs the immovable objects (desire to wear pretty dresses)

You know what.

I'm gonna say it.

BoTW and ToTK should have simply been a new unique IP from Nintendo.

Me: You know angst is great and all but yk I should do fluff with Joseph once in a-

New au:

Me: TIME TO SHOVE MORE ANGST INTO THIS FUCKER-

HERE!! IS. My asry fic!! Hanahaki-

If you THINK you’ve read it, then surprise!! I’ve edited it since posting and its now.. DOUBLE.. the word count- JUST

IF YOU LIKE REQUITED HANAHAKI AND THE BOYS BEING IN LOVE THEN PLEASE READ IT MAYBEEEEEEE 👉👈

Uhhhh might make a surprise smut chapter two if I’m in the mood one day- stayyy tuned?? I SWEAR IM WORKING ON THINGS-

Once again, her 💕

theyre testing me

'Let the games begin' dude?? Dude what games?? Hypixel broters whatcha boutta do-