Barry trying to figure out if he has a shot with Rafe so he corners Topper at a party and attempts to bring up the kooks type organically but it just makes Topper panic because he's pretty sure Rafe's type is just Barry So he starts with general statements like tanned men with bad attitudes, strong work ethnic (he hates giving a subtle compliment of course but he's floundering) but the longer he has to be in Barry's presence the more targeted the traits get; unkempt hair, dirty little stubby fingernails, untied shoelaces, weird facial hair

No... there is not... unfortunately

you know when Gandhi said "be the change you wish to see in the world"? I think I get it now. I wanted to see more Lance smut in the world and I have made that change. *sigh* all in a days work

finished the sketch of Poe

except i got really lazy after finishing the outfit. and i apparently can't draw hair. and the coloring was weirdly difficult. and hands are weird. and i hold things weird. and i cant draw capes apparently. and i didnt even try on the shoes. and i apparently can't do faces well. an

i want to read this book quickly because i want to know!!! what happens with his band. what happens with his dad. how will i feel at the end. but i want to read this book slowly because i want to spend as much time with him as possible!!!

I don't want to continue my listen of the penumbra podcast, I just want to listen to the parts I've already listened to

Are we all mentally prepared for pics from New Orleans this weekend because I, for one, am not.

WE MIGHT GET BEARD AND GLASSES CONTENT. TOGETHER.

And more panels??? More cute interactions with kids????

JUST. MORE. JOE.

It's 4pm and I haven't changed out of my pajamas at all and I feel bad for it

Okay this is going to be the weirdest fucking request in the history of requests but I really need people to recommend me wlw spicy fics

They don't even have to be acotar

I'm having major writers block and I need them for uh. Research purposes.

....

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"

Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.

maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]