Tumgik
#burn it all down
rraaaarrl · 9 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
OH PLEASE OH GOD OH PLEASE GO FUCKING BANKRUPT PLEASE JUST GIVE ME THIS ONE THING LET'S GOOOOOOO
✨to hasten the bankruptcy✨
❤️ LIKE TO CHARGE
🔁 REBLOG TO CAST
362 notes · View notes
300iqprower · 2 years
Text
Fandom without an adblocker is beyond parody
Tumblr media
1K notes · View notes
kaydub80 · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
I mean, that's the idea.
576 notes · View notes
wordsinhaled · 9 months
Text
truthfully so thankful for neil gaiman and for nd stevenson and for all of the other creators who have been putting out media that genuinely centers queer folks in a way that encompasses the fullness of our experiences. that allows us complex emotions, that understands the nuance in which our lives as queer folks are both more than just about our queerness and yet fundamentally steeped in it. having subsisted on decades of very real queerbaiting and television and film created for the comfort of straight folks… the plethora of narratives centering painful coming outs (don’t get me started on the happiest season, which was basically queer trauma porn masquerading as happy christmas representation? fuck), supernatural, surreptitious queercoding… just… the shitty and debasing feeling of knowing you’re crawling on the floor looking for crumbs your cishet peers can laugh off as immaterial wishful thinking at best and delusional at worst… i am fucking thrilled to receive complex and mainstream queer love. i’m in a place in life where i’ve just been sick and tired of settling for subtext second best silence palatability bullshit. and it feels fucking glorious to be given rich, fully fleshed out universes in which queer characters live like normal folks and are offered the opportunity for the same drama, romance, cliffhangers, and fundamental investment as their cishet counterparts. like. this is the story we’re all getting and the bigots can absolutely die mad.
92 notes · View notes
ceo-of-sloppy-men · 2 months
Text
My mom’s vision for my future is me tied to a tree with unkempt hair, playing the guitar at a protest to save the environment. She has told me this for as long as I can remember.
My vision for my future is sitting under an apple tree in the arms of my spouse, surrounded by nature, waiting for the sunset so I can admire all the stars brought back since the end of light pollution. Our kids are giggling nearby, playing tag and making forts out of foraged materials.
They say that we are the generation who changes the world. They say they made us to solve these big ticket issues they only made worse by their complicity of raising children in a broken system. They never wanted to help change the world, they just wanted the pat on the back that comes with being the generation who “made” the generation that saved the world. They left the system to degrade, smiling ignorantly all the while, so they could push it upon us to fix it.
“When you’re old enough to make change the baby boomers will be dead,” she told me. You let them stay in power. You let them keep burning this world to the ground. You let them stew you in your own ignorance. If you couldn’t fix a broken system what do you expect me to do? I can’t live on my own, I can’t afford rent with the wages you pay me. I can’t “get a better job” no one is hiring me. I can’t fix the system you let rust, it’s snapped its gears and kept chugging along, digging into and killing this earth! Our earth! Our home! Our mother! You let her die! You killed her - with your ignorance, with your complicity, with your daydreams of a future you never put an ounce of effort into!
When my mother dreams about my future, she sees the revolution I must win.
When I dream about my future, I see the loving world I wish to give to my children.
You do not wait for the next person to fix what you already know is broken beyond repair. You get out your tool kit and you build a new one.
30 notes · View notes
velvet-apricots · 5 months
Text
Marika Rebels
Marika kneeled before the Emissary of the Greater will, head bowed as she sat within the Erdtree. Her dusty face was streaked from tears shed. So many tears for her eldest child. 
For her boy that now rotted at the roots of the Erdtree.
Her back was marred with cracks from her shattering of the Elden Ring, a fit of rage against the being that destroyed her.
All she had left was Godwyn. Miquella and Malenia left her, Mohg and Morgott were lost to the sewers both.
And now Godwyn was gone.
The Greater Will demanded repentance. It demanded control.
It demanded order, for it was order itself.
It remained still, but its interest was waning. For life was chaos.
And there was no greater proof of its chaos then war.
Marika lifted her head, her grief fueled rage renewed. She would tear it all down. All for her sons to Godfrey, the only man who she loved. Godwyn, and the twins who’s memories she clung to.
Even her beautiful treacherous twins who left her. Because they were cursed by the Gods the Greater Will deemed the enemy.
She would bring a war unlike any other. For her remaining children were like her. Burning with flames of ambition.
 “I am the Queen Eternal. I shall not be thy dog. I shall not heel.”
The Beast reeled back at the defiance, brandishing a spear. Marika bared her teeth, resisting as Radagon tugged upon her body, demanding he be the one in control.
She was god upon the earth. She had power. She would not be silenced, tormented, and maimed into compliance. She would chase the Greater Will and its need for order out of the lands between. Banish the thing that shattered her to pieces.
“Hear me, Demigods. My children beloved…”
The spear came down and ripped through her chest, her body further cracking away. She spilled no blood, for the beast would never draw it.
She was stone, and stone did not bleed.
“Make of thyselves that which ye desire. Be it a Lord. Be it a God.”
Her children, her blood, all heard her words. 
Even Godwyn’s soulless husk heard, his milky eyes gazing skyward as death infected the golden roots which tried to claim him.
“But should ye fail to become aught at all, ye will be forsaken. Amounting only to sacrifices-”
Her voice caught in her throat, her own hands clasped tightly around it, squeezing as Radagon finally silenced her.
The beast loomed overhead, and she knew she would not be leaving this tree.
But she still had faith. She was the golden order. She was the god that walked upon the earth. Oh she may be strung up and tormented for an eternity, but this was her land.
It was her grace. And this was her tree. They may seal it off, prevent everyone from entering.
But nothing prevented her from reaching out.
And she had planned this. From the moment the last Giant fell and her first husband lost his grace.
She had planned to break free of her curse. If not that day, then one day.
This day. When she had nothing left.
So come ye tarnished. 
Come and return home.
Come and slay the beast that binds me.
Come and free me.
Come my one true Lord. 
Come return to mine side.
38 notes · View notes
finndoesntwantthis · 4 months
Text
IF EDDIE LOSES IM APPEARING IN THE RING WITH THE REST OF THE GASOLINE AND THE LIGHTER AND IM FINISHING THE JOB ON THE WHOLE BUILDING
24 notes · View notes
a-mentally-ill-writer · 10 months
Text
Tumblr media
This is your sign to commit arson in Genshin because I’m tired of these gossiping ass fatui in Mondstadt
61 notes · View notes
harryandmeghansussex · 5 months
Text
And a general reminder as always, regardless how the media spin this - it's not about the money, it's not about Harry whining about the press and privacy - it's him wanting people who broke the law, over and over and over, chasing stories and private information, facing consequences. As they should.
39 notes · View notes
hippychick006 · 1 month
Text
That poll got worse, so much worse, they are praising Misha’s caricature faces when he tried to copy Mark’s performance of Hallucifer. Ie one of the worst, most cringy performances ever to have the misfortune of being allowed through because of a lazy director
Me at the internet
Tumblr media
12 notes · View notes
300iqprower · 7 months
Text
I hope all the microsoft fanboys, and very angry white men who were suddenly extremely interested in politics and critical of the FTC when they called Microsoft out, are happy to learn that yes, we were in fact right all along about Microsoft's very obvious plan to buy up the game industry and then destroy all ownership.
I repeat: Microsoft has never contributed anything to the video game industry. They gave us paid online, they killed the concept of free dlc and content updates, they killed local multiplayer, they have never even made a good game; every acclaimed xbox exclusive is a game that existed outside of microsoft but was then bought out as an exclusive. Your "innovative" game pass is just them flaunting all the IP they've gobbled up to sell as a lost leader and it'll be the first thing to go when they get their monopoly.
Tumblr media Tumblr media
But sure, keep telling yourself Phil Spencer is you new best friend. Fucking dumbass.
40 notes · View notes
lurkerdelima · 1 month
Text
rip James Flint you would’ve loved Empire Now
8 notes · View notes
renslice · 3 months
Text
insurance dragging their heels on covering stuff their policy says they'll cover thereby forcing you to pay out the ass so the bill doesn't get sent to collections is some of the most evil shit
8 notes · View notes
danieldoodles · 2 years
Text
Tumblr media
People? Pfft. Me too, Pam. Me too.
254 notes · View notes
heretherebedork · 10 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Jean burned down a factory to save the workers from his father working them to death and I love him so much. He has strong morals, acts on them and holds to them and he's fantastic. I love him. I love him so much. And then when he did the exact retort that so many people wish they did?
Tumblr media Tumblr media
32 notes · View notes
radstarsaur · 2 years
Text
Tumblr media
Prehistoric Planet Episode 4 - Ice Worlds
This was my favorite episode so far, what with the goofy bandit Ornithomimus, adorable baby Olorotitans, and the awesome Pachyrhinosaurus/Nanuqsaurus standoff. The real star of the show, however, was the Pyromaniac Troodontid.
341 notes · View notes