For Kitty Koichi, just imagine Josuke bringing the little kitty with him to hunt down the two rats.
Jotaro is pleased to have the small fluffy companion, but is a little bemused he brought Koichi expecting the kitten to be an expert in rat catching
GHDBFHDBFHDBDHS JOSUKE NO-
oh god the mental image is hilarious tho
Josuke’s sitting there, giving Koichi a whole pep talk because they know he can understand them, and preparing to let him loose……. and then Jotaro’s just sitting off to the side not knowing if he should say anything because not only is Koichi super young and small, but the rat’s they’re fighting are bigger than he is
also, completely unrelated thought, but you can’t convince me otherwise that sometimes Jotaro let’s Koichi ride around in the secret pockets he has in his coat. He can also hold Koichi one handed
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A collection of cursed images
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Ehehehe, here’s the fic that has consumed my thoughts for the last two weeks. I’ve had this one half finished for a couple months now, and decided to finish it finally.
Enjoy me thinking about a rat for too long. <3
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I used to believe that bugs were little robots. Lots of people do, it’s the prevailing opinion next to “i’ve never thought about it”. Then I watched a mother wasp mourn her child. An animal who stretched after a nap and did little dances when her daughters returned from flight. Now she is opening her fourth capped hexagon and finding a pale white stillborn. She grasps the baby gently in her jaws and does not put it down for over 24 hours. Carries her loss, pacing back and forth the length of her enclosure. It is not the behavior of a robot.
So I think about the prior odds. Scenario A, bugs are robots. Why do I believe that? Because they are so tiny. Because if they are not robots then my world [where “insect exterminator” is a job title and I can buy a can of mass death at home depot] does not make sense. They must be insignificant.
The wasp makes me reconsider. Scenario B: her kind are like mine. cry when we are sad and happy when we play. Has this feature evolved many times? Or is it common to all the children of the precambrian worm? Every shark in the ocean swimming in their own feelings. Every bird and every cat knowing the thrill of being alive? The wasp made me realize that my whole moral picture is wrong. We’re not alone on this planet,
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if i ever stop being nocturnal im gonna miss the company of australians. definitely my favorite people from the time zone im actually awake in.
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would you eat bug 😲
I have and do eat bug, on occasion. But I confess, I try to keep my goblin son from eating bug whenever I can, mostly because bug is not so tasty raw, and he has limited faculties of logical thought.
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put all the animal characters in the bingo (danny, iggy, the ice stand hawk, the two rats with acid sniper stands, etc) i'm curious
theres a lot of animals so im gonna try my best to remember the most i can
iggy my beloved, so good, should have lived, but also shouldnt have had such a big death in comparison to the black man :/
shoulda just gotten picked up by that dog kid and gone off to do whatever
perfect beast <33 thank go for rats i think they should be allowed to do whatever the fuck they want
very simple but good doggy :) love them
arnold is just fun puppy :))
not a lot to say for pet shop, their just cool and their fight vs. iggy was pretty cool
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i swear the next time i see a post making fun of summer enjoyers i'm gonna become the joker. i currently can't go out to get food or go grocery shopping because my whole town is encased in slippery-ass ice and it's not safe to drive anywhere. i had to cancel plans i'd been looking forward to for months because of extreme cold. on colder days i can't go outside without putting on a sensorily hellish amount of thick layers. i get seasonal depression because i have to go to work in a windowless office and the sun sets before i can go home. fuck winter. give me my light and warmth back
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The little squeaker guy is a lab mouse named Moose. He has a little bow on like a fancy lad. You rats aren't Mouse-Phobic right?
"Silly. We can take humamn down, why would we fear an mouse?"
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