Saucy Ranpo Headcanon 1
Ranpo loves sweets, pretzels, pens... Essentially anything that can be put in his mouth. However, when he's gorged himself to bursting and he's bored out of his mind, it is pretty common for you to get woken out of a sleepy daze by a sharp slap to the thigh.
It's obviously an emergency, the most pressing thing on the planet. Yes, even more so when he swore he ordered a new lock for the door and didn't...
He wants to eat you out.
It's stimulating, fun, and honestly he needed something in his mouth five minutes ago. What's better than your pussy? Nothing, that's the correct answer. He wants to listen to you keen and whine, watch your thighs tremble, and feel you gush on his tongue again, and again, and again...
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˓˓ ׅ࣪ ₍ᵔ-⸼-ᵔ₎ ׅ࣪ bungou stray dogs meme bios !!
fala mal do akutagawa e quer q eu de rt na sua irma desaparecida kkjkk otaria
so avisando que o diabo (EU) tem ciumes do chuuya entao fique sabendo que ele eh só meu
quando minha mulher (yosano) manda eu faço
ranpozitooo comprei uma loja de doces so pra voce meu amoooorrr
eu e o dazai implorando por peitos e se humilhando por mulher
atsushi eu ja disse que eu te amaria mesmo voce sendo uma minhoca ta para de chorar
kunikida reagiu com "👎" para: kunikida eu posso te chamar de amor na frente da agencia?
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