Why do you ask? I got a buddy in there who’s facing some serious time. I mean, not – you know, not baby Jesus time, but... but serious. You know, he needs top-shelf legal representation. And I tell him that, right? But, you know, he sees this dude’s commercials on TV and this is where he wants to go. And I tell him “Yo, Emilio, you know, a funny TV commercial is not sound basis for, like, you know...” I mean, like, would you go to a doctor to do, like, an operation on you in like a – on like your spleen or whatever on the fact of a funny TV commercial? No. I mean, come on. How is this any different? You know? Anyway... is this guy any good?
Look, you remember Emilo? Okay, this dude got Emilio off, like, twice. Okay? Both times, they had him dead to rights, yo. And then, poof. Dude is like Houdini.
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That’s really cool, Dawn.
Oh, I know. I’m very cool.
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