i am a fan of pre-2000s crime movies. detectives be like i found this thing on the crime scene here i am carrying it in my pocket. they would ask what's that and just touch everything*. watching a movie right now and the investigator was looking at this downed corpse and was like is this saltwater? put a finger in tasted it and said ah yes it is.
me: i heard mom say ginny, not jenny, so i thougdht about ginny and harry
dad: who is ginny?
me: harry potters love interest
dad: oh. i thought it was dumbledore