Virtuous vampires makeover 🩸⚰️🎃
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virtuous vampires & an extra friendly werewolf mailman
>>> about virtuous vampires:
Brandy: why is she here ??
Demetrius: she looked like a-
Brandy: -like a small cute kitten with big sad eyes saying "i want to be a monster just like you" ? she is 16, you dumbass!!
Demetrius: -literal corpse. a car hit her and she's homeless.
Brandy: you should've let her bleed out and bury the body. not turn her.
Demetrius: i did exactly what i had to.
Samantha: miss vicky ever mentioned if my skin.. ?
Demetrius: you're too curious. stop asking, when time comes around she'll tell you.
Vicky: don't let the moppet presume we're not able to find the cure.
Demetrius: when time comes around...
Samantha: so when the time even comes around exactly???
Demetrius: ...
Vicky: the little moppet will remain between her forms for the whole period. help her complete the ritual, there's not much enhancing I can do here.
>>> about frank:
the wolf next door: howling tonight by vulfgang mulder tells about one nice werewolf in a lot of strange life situations. this character and plot twists are mostly based on some things frank has seen as a regular mailman who happens to be a werewolf. frank writes it all down on a piece of paper and sends at the end of month to moonwood mill's librarian for next exciting chapters.
don't forget to buy the new book, it's 50% off tonight !! awooo
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Especially important not to give your love interest a hickey when one is a vampire 👍
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spooky bakers
so i've been stress-watching a bunch of baking shows and this happened. i also built a competition kitchen. and wrote an episode. and rigged the competition. also i baked a fuckton of cupcakes irl because i'm a good person. lmao what am i doing.
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24 useable hours in each day? The risk of burning into a pile of ashes if you should audition for the cheerleading squad? Ah, it's a quandary for Brandy. As they say in Portuguese, "the Watcher gives nuts to people who have no teeth*."
*Okay, so that's not exactly how the saying goes...
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