I think the Epic of Gilgamesh is so silly like yes enkidu was raised by wolves and then fucked fantastically for 6 days and 7 nights and then was head over heels for a harlot and then the harlot took him to the city to meet his Destiny Boyfriend gilgamesh and now Ishtar was like "gilgy boo thang you're gorgeous be my bridegroom" and gilgamesh turned her down bc he's all about that Bachelor Life with My Bro Enkidu and so Ishtar took the rejection like a boss and sent a magic destruction bull down and Enkidu and then Giggly was like "pfft no" and killed the God Bull and then the Gods were not too fond of that so they killed Enkidu and Gilg was like "NO MY HUSBAND- I MEAN MY BESTIE" and sat by his rotting body's side day and night until a worm crawled out of his nose so he was like "THats kinda embarrassing I don't want rhat to happen when I die so let's look for immortality"

In the end Gil did not in fact find immortality and just had a whole important self discovery adventure but that's not really important to the pizazz of the whole ordeal

And all of this was in cuneiform

And also all of these people are at least a little nonbinary. No one is totally cis het that I can 100% be sure of

Idk man, my brain goes weird places sometimes - so natrually with the power of art, i shall bring it to life to the detriment of everyone else, enjoy

Bro The Master was Moriartying before Moriarty invented Moriartying.

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EIN WEISER MANN WURDE GEFRAGT,"WAS IST WUT"DER MANN GAB EINE SCHÖNE ANTWORT...DAS IST EINE STRAFE DIE WIR UNS SELBST GEBEN,FÜR DIE FEHLER EINES ANDEREN...

i;ve been struck with divine madness of some description

I mean really nothings ever gonna beat sitting there playing guitar hero on ps2 and hearing Iron Man for the first time and turning to someone sitting on the sofa with you and thinking you're the shit for managing to sing 'i am iron man, can i suck my own dick yes i can' to the tune to make someone laugh and then failing miserably to play the song on medium difficulty. Thems were the times or days or whatever. We were so blissfully fucking stupid.

having the tumblr user formerly known as roachpatrol show up on my dash always feels like being stabbed by like. an ophabinia

we miss our dog, dude

Some days you crank dat Solja Boy and other days you're Gatsby hosting beautifully elaborate parties in your mansion just in hopes of catching the attention of that one singular person that has skipped town ages ago and has no intent of coming back

#biospsychology and #voltairethecat #werelearning #thebiopsychologycolouringbook #brainshit https://www.instagram.com/p/CeN7xwmP2UN/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

have more Doctors and some unhinged brainshit

My first time drawing Eccleston and Whittaker, holy FUCK was Capaldi hard to get right, and I accidentally made my portrait of older Tennant look like Saul fucking Goodman

Have a nice night everyone, it's 1 in the morning and instead of sleeping I chose to draw Doctor Who portraits from reference.

pregnancy update spoilers a bit

So like... Are all the orphans from 0 to 17 all just like. Sequestered into the Youth Ward and kept safe and relatively oblivious, only ever going outside with an escort?? You can start the game as knowledgeable so there must’ve been some gaps but like... Is that what happens there? And then the moment they turn 18, their former protectors and guardians (Bailey & his thugs ofc)  turn on them as they’re thrust out into the very worst of the horrors of the town with no warning or preparation??? Because that’s really fucked up we could totally use that to inform our PCs’ brainshit. I know I sure will!! WOW!

ALLE WOLLEN INDIVIDUELL SEIN,ABER WEHE JEMAND IST ANDERS...

Bacon and eggs, baybee, I’m back.

These two are so damn cute.

(although that “I thought I should be grounded” line hurt real bad, I know it wasn’t the intended implication but ‘thinking you should be punished more than you are being’ is a thought line that led me to some bad shit when I was younger.)

(geez why is this show making me spill so much of my brainshit today)

>be me, 26 y/o Eff Slur w/ a genetic predisposition to brainshit >tfw self loathing forever >yawn.gif >wanna kms for years but too pussy to try >til now kekw >lay out plan while blasting The Monkees >sun goes down >its_go_time.png >Self-Murdering Initiated >GONE WRONG >NOT CLICKBAIT >COPS CALLED >bro cant even die right >L + Ratio + Git Gud >anyway >weewoo weewoo >5 hours in the ER >had some booboos >i tell em why me saddie >no beds >based and discharged >go home to my beloved family >also go home to my dad >he instantly shits on me for being gay >https://youtu.be/Ag1o3koTLWM

what does this all mean going forward? tbh idk yet. but i'll keep you posted

smell ya later, guys