au where etho some how ends up on empires and is found by hermes who immediately recognizes him as that redstone god his dad talks about all the time. so he brings a very confused etho to an 11’ft joel who’s ecstatic to see him. shenanigans ensue.
etho: why are you 11’ft tall?!? i thought you were like 5’ft
joel: i have no idea what your talking about i’ve always been this tall and sexy