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The next time Fate is in Valdrakken, a courier approaches her with a bouquet of burgundy roses and deep, dusky purple orchids tucked inside a bundle of baby's breath and bound in writhebark. A glittery black card with no signature is tucked in the blossoms which reads
To the most beautiful woman I have ever seen
With your blackened scales and their obsidian sheen
And your mane as white as the snow that gently falls outside our tent
While stars shine down on our passion spent
I will wait for you between the pelts you've brought
Tanned by your skilled hands from the animals you've fought
It is not your hand or marriage I seek
It's just a glimpse of your smile that I wish to peek
Fate was not, by and large, accustomed to getting mail. She rarely stopped at settlements very far from the Vault of the Incarnates to begin with, let alone Valdrakken. However, there were several very good bars there, so she couldn't stay away forever.
Being all but cornered by a very young tuskarr in a suit and tie, practically consumed by the bouquet of flowers he was carrying, and struggling not to drop a card in the process of handing it to her... was not an experience Fate could say she'd ever had before. In utter shock, she found herself stooping to take the card from the outstretched hand before the kid hurt himself.
After the first pass, Fate tilted her head. Realizing the kid was still holding an impressive number of flowers for how small he was, she hastily flipped him one of the few gold coins she had left so he'd leave. It was fascinating to watch him bite it for authenticity, and she'd never be able to describe that visual to anyone who hadn't also seen it. Once she was left to her own devices, Fate carefully picked up the fragrant mass and took wing to find a more private perch.
On the second pass, she realized the card was talking about her.
On the third pass, the context settled in enough for her to stop having a heart attack about the word 'marriage.'
On the fourth pass, she determined that yes, the meter was actually pretty terrible.
And on the fifth pass, she decided that she was going to actually use the full two days of leave she had instead of going back as soon as she ran out of money. Bambang wasn't hard to track down, even when he was trying to be stealthy. Especially when he was trying to be stealthy... Anyway. He was owed an answer; when all was said and done, it was a very sincere effort, and she was flattered. Confused, but flattered.
Fate was not a poet, even compared to Bam, which presented a problem.
She was, however, much stronger than Bam. So, as soon as she found his campsite, she landed directly in front of him, ignored his greetings, shoved him backward into his tent, and tied the tentflap shut behind her without a single word.
( @mekandawn )
#prompty things#fate#bonkbonk#she is so very dense#not quite stupid#but dense#bam this is a terrible choice you've made
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#bonkbonk#bonk#waterjug#freepalestine#1312#acab#ceasefirenow#freegaza#gaza#noshumusic#no$hu#CalPolyHumboldt#humboldt
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I'm bonking my bonkers man. if we don't stop bonking every bonking bonk then I'm gonna lose grasp on my concept of bonking bro😵💫😵💫
#im going bonkers#bonk bonk bonk#bonk#get bonked#bonkbonk#bonking myself on the head#bonking#the action of bonking#grasp of bonk
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Fuckin tearing shit to shreds now
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thinking about her.. (starbucks oat bar)
#might walk down to the bonkbonk and get myself a little treat#puppy noises#uhh.. bonkbonk is something my and my siblings call starbucks lol just realized that might be confusing haha
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manifesting please be donr with the roof energy
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If you need to take a break to manage your real life, do it, we can wait !
Take care of yourself, BonkBonk.
For sure for sure 💕💕
#I’ll probably be slow on replies tomorrow since I’m starting a new job on the morning Lmao#it’s a great job because I don’t have to talk to people and no highway driving#however it’s at way too early in the morning rip#I’m not a morning person#ask#anonymous#I am BonkBonk 🤡😌
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TT: What happened with Fate and Bambang (?) after the New Year's fireworks?
Wel-l-l-l... First, they parted ways and stayed that way for a little bit (not long, more or less a day). While they were separate, Bam kept himself busy as is his wont. Fate is not inclined to just sit around feeling shitty for very long before she tries to do something about it, and she is enough of an adult to recognize that talking is marginally better than punching Djaradin and/or Primalists until she's not mad anymore, so they ended up meeting to talk for a while.
She did manage to explain what exactly she'd smacked him for, more or less, and he was suitably abashed. Some promises were made about not doing that thing anymore, or at least not giggling overmuch when it happens, and they're fine now.
They did not end up screwing around at the end of that visit, but they both felt a lot better.
( @dawnweaverestates )
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me when im nicholas d wolfwood and i go bonk bonk bonk on the side of my little jar help me oh my god bonk bnonk bonk bonkbonk
from MagpieCrest on etsy :]
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There's a thing I do with my cats and sometimes other humans. It's a tap on the head twice, followed by me saying "bonk-bonk"
THAT BEING SAID...
Would Val enjoy a bonk-bonk?
you bonkbonk her and she tips over and falls on the floor
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*BONKBONK* ILL GET U
[[the first hits, the second misses]]
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FYI, I'm going to bonk the absolute shit out of you, once you're unmuted. I'm starting now, gotta get a head start. Bonk bonk bonk bonkbonk BONK.
BONK.
...heh.
Thank you, Maya.
...I'm finding things more humorous now. I think I'm making progress.
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KUROSAKI. BEHAVE. SIT. BONKBONK. IM TRYING TO DEFEND YOU HERE.
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sometimes i get the urge to write whole ass essays about characters/character relationships from m3. i feel like i could write a lot about flint and lighter. flint is usually the calm one but he's also prone to reckless decisions even if its for the best- running into a burning collapsing house being one of them, but that makes it more interesting to me that when flint lost his shit during the campfire, lighter took on the more rational roll of stopping his. beating the shit out of everyone. like granted bonking people with a giant fuck-off lumber piece isn't very well thought out either but restraining flint wasn't working so. bonkbonk
yeah!!! It’s interesting how they sometimes subvert each other like that, or mirror each other at times. I wish they did more with those two in the game, but I guess it makes sense that they basically seem to lose contact after the timeskip because Flint is so focused on finding Claus. But Lighter always sticks with Flint no matter what, which very few others could say that, save for maybe Ed and Bronson? They have such a good friendship and it’s presented in a really understated but well executed way. Though I still wish that there was more of it…
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