i need to talk about this rn i'm sorry but i've been having baby fever and been thinking so much about erwin as a dad ππ©· (cw pregnancy)
firstly, he suspects you're pregnancy before you do. he's so observant and knows you so well, so when you start to look tired, or have cravings/aversions to certain foods you didn't before, he takes note. what seals it for him is when he notices your pet (let's say a dog) clinging to you. of course they like you, but now it seems they don't want you out of their sight, might even growl whenever he tries to touch you in their presence. and of course, he notices if you haven't yet had your period (he doesn't even need an app he just remembers your usual time of month) but of course he is considerate that you may want to surprise him, and he is gracious enough to be surprised and over the moon with you when you tell him because of course the confirmation is better than the suspicion. he does admit to knowing already later on, but how can you be mad that he pays attention so well??
and when you get rounder, you learn quickly the baby has a preference for his voice. if the baby is hiding from you in the belly or keeps kicking when you want to rest, they only listen to his voice, he'll say something like "Be kind to your mother," and the child will literally stop and you're just like " β’_β’"
also he will absolutely hire someone to help with cleaning and cooking while you recover postpartum, make sure you don't have to lift a finger for anything besides the baby and your own wellness. even after the first couple weeks and the person he hired is gone, he'll still do most of the cleaning and cooking while you recover because he understands that while you focus on cariny for the baby, he has to focus on caring for you. he will also want to be involved with learning about how to best care for the baby as much as possible (he becomes a master at burping π)
and the first time you guys drop the child off at daycare, he's pretty straightfaced and serious to anyone looking at him, gives a quick hug and a kiss to his little one but mainly focuses on making sure everything is accounted for in their bag and lunchkit. the staff might think he's too cold and aloof to be so unemotional about his child's first day at daycare, but what they don't know is that the second he gets in the car and out of the kiddo's sight he puts his hand over his face and starts weeping softly, holding your hand so tightly with the other because his baby is getting so big so fast and he's proud but also sad after hearing them cry as soon as you both walked out.
he just becomes the most wonderful father and husband and loves his family with everything he has βΊοΈπ©·
ik I told u like two days ago I was letting this cook and I'd answers that night but OOF i forgot. however i've enjoyed being reminded each time I went into my ask box! I read though it each time! loved it so much! anyway i'm gonna pop som thoughts below so this doesn't get too long for the poor people who don't wanna be Erwin's baby mama's lol <3
cw pregnancy for below
I very much headcanon Erwin as an observant man, so I 100% agree with the notion that he notices you're pregnant before you do. the food tastes changing, the sickness (the dog! (in my little world there's a dog! (his name is Atticus))) - the notes it all away but the little shit says nothing. he might partially be being considerate and letting you tell him, but i also think he isn't above waiting how long it take you to figure it out after he does. it's like a little bet he has with himself lol
AND THE BABY LIKING HIS VOICE ofc my child would only listen to Erwin smh. that's kinda so funny to me though, I love that idea. maybe Erwin spoke quietly for a while and the baby was real still, you kind of panicked a little, but as soon as Erwin went "oh my god, What?!" the babe went wild as if to say "oh, daddy is here! yay! he didn't leave us alone!" bc yk. the baby is a little shit too just like it's dad.
He also totally doesn't like the idea of you lifting a finger. he says your body is busy making a whole human being, don't you dare make him dinner too, making it himself is the least he can do. I also firmly believe afterwards he's a very hands on dad. yeah perhaps he'll keep some hired help around for the days where e's not there, but when he is there? you're surprised he isn't run off his feet. the man has so much energy for being so chill and stoic. he'd be out here being dad, mum, housekeeper, cook, taxi AND CEO, and still cuddle up to you at the end of the day and wanna attempt to ENTHUSIASTICALY put ANOTHER baby in you.
thEN the picture of him breaking after dropping your kid off for their first day! my heart! he is such a softie. big fucking teddy bear. full of marshmallows and clouds. he can look cold and aloof all he likes but we know the truth. we've seen him cry while watching both The Good Dinosaur and Bluey. he can't hide from us.
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bunny astarion.... bunstarion
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GUYS.... ITS HER. πππππ
(and yes, itβs official.)
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bnuy...
OH MY GOTD
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i love being a bunny girl even though it's kinda vague. if you told me to be a bunny there's not a lot that i would KNOW to do except maybe plop down next to u, but there Is a lot of stuff I do where afterwards I'll be like that waa some bunny behavior and it's very validating for some reason.
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I colored in another animal ππ°π
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Oc-tober Day 3: Newest oc
SNAIL BNUYY!! This prompt gave me the chance to finally do a proper little drawing of this super cute design I got from @/ ghoul--doodle in a design trade a while back!
Prompt list under the cut!
List made by Askanslostfins on tik tok
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GAHH ITS SO LATE whatever its still easter where im at. bnuyy time:3
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helloo i found an essay on tiktok about cannablism as a literary metaphorical tool for love and i thought "hey you know who would love this?" so yeah β€οΈ
omfg.
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Bill I need you to be a menace at this concert near my house I haven't slept and it's 9am and I aM STRUGGLING
You can shit on the floor you can unleash a big ass spider or cockroaches you can even drop a fart bomb in there because all I need is SILENCE to sleep....
Also happy BNUYY egg day love you <3
Don't worry! Nobody physically got hurt!
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Jax from tadc, if you can please
He bnuyyyy
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we hit 3k a little while ago and when we did i didnβt really do anything, but now that iβm feeling better and wanting to do things, we should have a lil party !!
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jjk [gojo, geto, sukuna, megumi, yuji, mahito ONLY as of right now please!]
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I still love Superbun a lot, especially the ending scene where he saved a helpless and adorable sylveon from the blast of the feared :3 bomb 10/10 movie would recommend
(The bnuyy is @maronbeere's Hannes)
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