blondie’s the gossiper that doesn’t know when to keep her mouth shut and cupid’s the gossiper that brings secrets to the grave and that’s why they’re made for each other

AHAHAHAHHAHA I FINALLY FINISHED IT! LETS FUCKING GO!! TAKE THAT DEPRESSION!!!

Heartlockes art that’s been a wip since like, five months ago idk !!

But it is coming !! The background is just a bitch !!!

Cupid Deserves it. Come on.

Would it be Blondpid? Or HeartLockes? I dunno.

[ID: A full hand-drawing of C.A. Cupid and Blondie Lockes holding a flag.

Cupid is a teenage demigod split down the middle by a string of sparkles. The left half of Cupid has soft pink skin; long, curly soft pink hair with pink highlights; soft pink bangs over her forehead; blue eyes; pink eyeshadow; and pink lipstick. The right half of Cupid has grey-pink skin; short, bright pink hair curled into ringlets; bright pink bangs over her forehead; and Cupid’s bow lipstick. Blondie is a white Plus-Sized teenage girl with beige skin, long, voluminous blonde hair, a large blue eyes.

The left half of Cupid is wearing a soft pink toga with pink spotted cap-sleeves; a knee-length skirt patterned with pink and white clouds and black vertical arrows; faded gray tights; gold heeled shoes with wings on the back and an arrow as the heel; a black beaded belt held by a gold wing clasp; a black headband with a gold heart and arrow pin; a gold arrow necklace; a gold feathered bracelet; and small feathered wings on her back. The right side of Cupid is wearing a light pink-white ombré dress with black drape sleeves tied in the front, attached to a black drape sash; black coloring around the waistline that appears like black blood; intricate black hearts on the skirt; black lace mesh along the hem; black mesh gloves; a light gray arrow necklace; earrings in the shape of archery bows; a rope-tied headband with fashioned into a heart; black ombré tights with a spine pattern in front; black heels clasped with pink and white hearts and an archery bow for the heel; and wings made of bone resembling a rib cage on her back.

Blondie is wearing a pale cream dress with blue frill sleeves and collar, blue keys decorating the bodice, a thin black bow on the collar, blue frill around the waist line, the skirt decorated with with black insignias and blue emblems depicting small bears inside blue ribbons; black trimming underneath, and blue frill along the hem; light blue leggings; black heeled shoes with brown fur trimmings tied with black bows; and a blue bow tied on top of her head.

Cupid and Blondie hold up their end of the flag in opposite hands. With the other hands, they touch their thumbs, index, and middle fingers together. Cupid poses with one leg in front of the other and winks at Blondie. Blondie looks at Cupid in awe.

Cupid’s half of the flag depicts the pansexual flag. Blondie’s half of the flag depicts the traditional rainbow flag, representing queer. END ID]

i hope they had a good pride month

I once imagined a situation where Cupid had to bail Blonide out of jail for her various breaking-and-entering-ings and I have no idea why that thought makes me giggle so much.

But it does.

This 100% would/has happened! More than once!

Blondie: I had a good reason this time

Cupid: Let's hear it

Blondie: It was for my investigation!

Cupid, suspicious: Remind me what you were investigating again?

Blondie:,,,,how fast I could pick different locks?

Cupid:

Cupid: THAT IS ILLEGAL

Girls that should kiss

Kitty and Lizzie (Ever After High)

Erica and Sarah (My babysitters a vampire)

Betty and Veronica (Archie comics)

Sam and Ashley (Until Dawn)

Emily and Jessica (Until Dawn)

Emma and Abi (The Quarry)

Briar and Ashlynn (Ever After High)

Clawdeen and Cleo (Monster High, but only after the cleuce breakup and once Cleo is actually over him)

Victoria and Max (Life is Strange)

Rachel and Max (Life is Strange)

Cupid and Blondie (Ever After High)

Kyoko and Sayaka (Danganronpa)

Ibuki and Chiaki (Danganronpa)

Blondie: i talk a lot huh

Cupid: yeah but it's nice. i like hearing your thoughts!

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Briar: grapes are easy to acquire and easy to eat

Faybelle: if you say anything else on this topic im going to murder you

I keep thinking about when Blondie and Cupid start dating people try and ask Blondie questions about Cupid as a kind of payback for all the stupid questions she asked them and then she's like "I'm so glad you asked because I've been dying to talk about her for a fucking hot minute"

It just doesn't work. They even ask "What do you find annoying about her?" And she's like "Oh she clicks her pens a lot when she studies. I don't like that but then I just study somewhere else."

She always has an answer and they just give up.

There's just something so funny about a blondpid au/scenario where cupid is pining over dexter and is unaware of Blondie's growing feelings for her.

Blondpid fic where Blondie accidentally finds out Cupid is a monster but she never tells her she knows so its all just Blondie trying not to tell

OK BUT BLONDIE AND CUPID ARE DATING BUT ITS THE "I KNOW WHO YOU PRETEND I AM " AUDIO AND DEXTER IS WHO CUPIDS PRETENDING BLONDIE IS. AND BLONDIE KNOWS. BUT SHE DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE SHE LOVES CUPID.

Don’t you hate when your Goddess roommate who helps you with your problems embarrasses you in the hallways because she’s cute.🏳️‍🌈🙄😳

Please do not repost any of my art, thank you

yea we gay keep scrollin

Indie Media Team Sequel: Strolling Campus in Spring

They’re just so adorable and happy together i can’t

@darlingstealyourgirlcharming u don’t know how much I love your Uni AU and your polyvore collections!! 

Ever After High + text posts part one (part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5)

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