You settle into a new mind

In a Philippine tub ring paradise of a queen Size suite of a window micro telecon A lodge red roof in nights in super Eight whatever else outside Richmond Virginia I curled up an old Showtime softcore porno and Flipped through my phone for a few hours Picked up a bag of Swedish Fish and a Fistful of chocolate covered cherries And a pack Of Marlboro next for three dollars and ninety Cents the bodega by the waffle house I spun my eyes over the Beautiful floral arrangements blooming And tessellating in the stucco on the walls Anything I figured to keep my mind off those Goosebumps that were rising and squeaking and Cracking and quacking and threatening Anaphylaxis and asphyxiation with Every sharp inhale that I took with the Thread of Stevens-Johnson Syndrome behind My flesh and I watched as my skin crawled upwards To form a flesh noose to hang me from The rafters of that place I had found Myself in and I watched as my epidermis took On the shape of whatever I feared The most in that moment and I sat there Down in that fly trap ashtray contemplating My next move and weighing out the pros And cons of every last rotten pulse! It was either Wilmington North Carolina Or the nearest hospital!

I know blackbox warrior by heart and listening to blackbox warrant just makes me go insane because... its the same but its also so... so wrong

hi

i play piano so i’d like to take this time to document the songs i can play fully (in the order of learning them), and rating them based on how hard they were to learn:

•mary had a little lamb, 0/10, literally not hard to play at all

•final duet (from Omori), 7.5/10, it wasn’t horrible, but there were parts that were absolutely horrible to learn

•good ending title theme (also known as “do you remember”) (from Omori), 4.5/10, not hard at all, most of the plot of Omori could have been avoided if they just learned this version instead. it’s cool how i can line it up to Remembrance though

•main title theme (from Omori), 1/10, this was so easy i’m not even kidding

•der flohwalzer, 0/10, learned it to make a danganronpa joke, but it was so easy, i learned it in about 10 minutes

•BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA, 15/10, will wood, i love your music so much, but holy hell this about gave my brainrot trying to learn this. this song is roughly 5 minutes, it took me months to learn, AND YOU HAVE TO SING TO IT. singing to this song while playing it is like spewing buzzwords rapid fire while trying to slam your fists into your keyboard in a coherent way, AND THEN having to deliver that 5 paragraph essay of a monologue in the middle of the song, which I CANT EVEN DELIVER. I HAD TO SWITCH TO THE BLACKBOXWARRANT VERSION OF THE MONOLOGUE SO I COULD ACTUALLY FORM A SENTENCE. anyways, my favorite piano song i’ve ever learned, i love it so much

•Skeleton Appreciation Day in Vestal, N.Y. (Bones), 10/10, so complicated, i almost wanted to rip my bones out by the time i got to the ana stands and rends her rancid meat part. AAAAAAAAA

anyways, thank you, i really wanna learn White Knuckle Jerk next, because it’s my favorite will wood song (YEAH I SAID IT, FIGHT ME), thank you for your time

the real will wood version of BlackBoxWarrant. im normal about this (lying)

What do you think of BlackBoxWarrant?

I LOVE BLACK BOX WARRANT oh my god I learned the entire beta song, monolog included. I even made sure to include the beta song as inspiration for one of my MCs in my comic

Shout out to Black Box Warrant for becoming BlackBoxWarrior-OKULTRA <3

via blackboxwarrant on twitter

just found out about emerald spotted wood dove. you are so so important

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Photo credit Marco Valentini for the first, Andries Alberts for the second

what line from blackboxwarrant do you wish hed kept?

i really wish hed been able to work in the original spoken word part but in that post i was talking about 'he wondered if the good lord jesus charged a cancellation fee' idk theres something in there that scratches my brain or something. it has a nice little contradiction that i love in lyrics

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☕️ + blackboxwarrant vs blackboxwarrior

theyre both good and i dont listen to them specifically enough to have a preference </3

You settle into a new mind In a Philippine tub ring paradise of a queen Size suite of a window micro telecon A lodge red roof in nights in super Eight whatever else outside Richmond Virginia

I curled up an old Showtime softcore porno and Flipped through my phone for a few hours Picked up a bag of Swedish Fish and a Fistful of chocolate covered cherries And a pack Of Marlboro next for three dollars and ninety Cents the bodega by the waffle house

I spun my eyes over the Beautiful floral arrangements blooming And tessellating in the stucco on the walls Anything I figured to keep my mind off those Goosebumps that were rising and squeaking and Cracking and quacking and threatening Anaphylaxis and asphyxiation with Every sharp inhale that I took with the Thread of Stevens-Johnson Syndrome behind My flesh and

I watched as my skin crawled upwards To form a flesh noose to hang me from The rafters of that place I had found Myself in and I watched as my epidermis took On the shape of whatever I feared The most in that moment and I sat there

Down in that fly trap ashtray contemplating My next move and weighing out the pros And cons of every last rotten pulse!

It was either Wilmington North Carolina Or the nearest hospital!

BLACKBOXWARRANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!