#biscuit overdose?
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60 - 80??
#what would i do with so many#I'm not planning a big event or anything#biscuit overdose?#cooking#biscuits#cookbook#cooking food
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Birthday painting for mikyx !!
#lolesports#juno’s art#g2 esports#g2 mikyx#hope you guys like the new procreate layout#I did this while overdosing on coffee and chocolate biscuits ok#i cant believe i buffed his forehead so much and nerfed his hair so embarrasing
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Only The Strong Survive
Word Count: 2,048
Writers Note: I really wanted to make something angsty thanks to @sissylittlefeather
Warning: Mentions of drug use and overdose
Pairing: POC OC x Elvis/ Elvis and the twins
Plot: It's January 7th, 1977 Cecelia is now 42 and Elvis was 23 hours away from being 42, but what happens when things go left and they have to spend it in a hospital with their son Jessie
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@sissylittlefeather
@richardslady121
@thegettingbyp2
@presleyenterprise
@sissylittlefeather
@dkayfixates
@rjmartin11
@thetaoofzoe
@your-nanas-house
@zayurir
@60svintage
@sillybookmarks
@leapresley
Memphis, Tennessee, January 7th, 1977
"Happy birthday, mama," Jessie smiled, pushing his dark blonde and brown hair back. "Thanks, baby." Cecelia kissed his cheek, his friends laughing at him. As he rolled his eyes. His father was going around talking and entertaining like he'd always do.
"You know you really do look like your dad." Jerico, his best friend, said,
"Shut up..." Brushing past him, walking away from the crowd and into the jungle room where Elaine had been reading a book.
"Lanie, that's so lame." Jonathan smirked at her as she glared at him, " Come spend time with me~" He said, already sounding drunk, making kissing noises,
"I'd rather kiss your sister... Oh wait, I already do." She stuck her tongue out at him,
"Ouch... That stings Lanie..." Jonathan clutched his heart.
"Stop hitting on my sister..."
"You're being nice whaddya want..." Looking over her book,
"We're gonna, you know..."
"No, if Daddy and Mama find out you're doing that crap..."
"They won't know!" Jerico smiled,
"Yeah!" Jessie smirked, "We're gonna fool around a bit, drink a bit."
"You'll keep watch." Jonathan smiled,
"Please..." His Graceland gang pleading in unison.
"Fine, but it's the last time." Walking down towards the backyard door to sneak out. "And Jessie..." Elaine asked he turned to face her,
"Yeah, Sis..."
"Don't come back home high." She sighed,
"Buzzkill."
Jessie, Jonathan, and Jerico were sitting around with a few high school seniors, blasting White Rabbit through the record player speakers as there were all the things, future rock and roll stars of their time, boozing, ladies, and "I got the drugs, boys!" one boy shouted as Jessie cheered, Jerico and Jonathan were only there for the drinks and dabbling of weed. But Jessie, he was there for the hard stuff. After all, he'd been hiding LSD and PCP in his room lately.
"Whatcha got, Steve."
"Well, Jessie Garon.. We got blow, we got poppers..."
"What're those?"
"Disco biscuits, they're far out, man."
"I'll try... four."
"Jessie, you-"
"Jerry Jerico, I got this..." He winked
The party at Graceland was wrapping on Cecelia's end as she was dancing and kissing Elvis. Elaine watched, nervous for her brother. As her foot was tapping, Elaine could feel her chest tightening and her body. Feeling numb. Something was happening to Jessie. She could feel it.
"Elaine, have you seen Jessie?" Elvis asked as she froze,
"Uh, no, I haven't..." Elaine smiled as Elvis looked at her. She was hiding something,
"Little Biscuit, did Estella break your heart again..."
"No... We're fine." She smiled, "Just please go enjoy your birthday with Mama... You've only got 15 minutes before it's your turn." She smiled as Elvis kissed her forehead and smiled,
"Alright, but you know you can tell me anything."
"Mhmm..." She smiled, watching him walk off.
"Please pick up..." Jonathan said, clutching the phone in his hand as he was shaking. Jerico watched as the ambulance came, picked up Jessie, and put him on the stretcher,
"Who's this..."
"It's Jonathan,"
"What's wrong?"
"Jessie's in the hospital... He overdosed."
"FUCK!" Elaine shouted as she threw the kitchen phone at the wall. Elvis and Cecelia had just cut their separate cakes when they heard their daughter screaming in the kitchen. Running towards her. Elaine had been crouching down, rocking herself. This was her fault, and she knew it.
"Hey... Hey...Hey... What happened." Elvis asked. He never liked seeing his favorite girl cry, and Elaine never liked lying to her parents,
"It's Jessie..."
"What happened to Jessie..." Cecelia asked as Elaine sniffled,
"H-He's in the hospital..."
Memphis Hospital January, 8th, 1977, 3:30 am
It had been four hours, and they heard nothing, absolutely nothing. Elaine was pacing in the hallways. Cecelia was saying every prayer she could think of. Elvis was smoking a Cigarillo and shaking like a leaf.
"ELVIS, HOW CAN YOU SMOKE AT A TIME LIKE THIS!"
" DAMNIT, HOW CAN I NOT!" Elvis's leg began to shake, and his heart was racing. The two got into a heated argument. Elaine was rocking again. Her family was falling apart. Before her eyes, it was her fault. Clutching onto his Nipper hound-dog stuffed animal,
"MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T SO DAMN FOCUSED ON YOUR STATEWIDE TOUR WE'D HAVE CAUGHT THIS BEFORE IT GOT TO THIS!"
"I'M SORRY, BUT AREN'T YOU THE ONE WORKIN ON A MOVIE AND TWO ALBUMS AND RUNNIN A RECORD COMPANY. DON'T TELL ME ABOUT NOT BEING THERE!"
"stop yelling...." Elaine said. Softly, as they kept arguing, "STOP IT NOW, BOTH OF YOU!" Elvis and Cecelia stopped as they looked at their daughter. She was heartbroken, torn even. She felt unseen and unheard in this very room. That should be filled with love right now. "I should be in there... not him!" Elaine shouted, her voice was tired and weak,
"Ellie..." Cecelia sat next to her, "It's not your fault..."
"It is... I let him do this to himself... I-I didn't stop him. I-I'd let him go and do this anytime he needed a fix! "Taking her fist and pounding it into her forehead, "I'm stupid... WHY WOULD I LET HIM DO THAT WHY!" Elvis and Cecelia hugged her as she sobbed into Elvis's lap, Cecelia petting her hair.
"Little Biscuit, it ain't your fault..."
"But it is daddy... I-I already caused this family enough pain now, Jessie." She sniffled,
"Ellie, you tried to protect him the best you could."
"Mama, it wasn't enough... He shouldn't be here. You two shouldn't be here! It's Daddy's birthday, and you're both here!" She screamed, storming off,
"Where you going!" Cecelia asked,
"To have a long conversation with GOD!" She turned to look at her parents, " ON MY OWN!" Cecelia and Elvis didn't know to be mad at her or pleased, a mix, maybe, as the two huddled together in the hospital. Cecelia then laughed a little. She had been thinking of something,
"What's so funny..."
"I stopped by the gift shop and got you a little gift." It was a horribly made Elvis doll, which made him laugh as he looked at it,
"Happy birthday..."
"Oh, man. Lord have mercy, baby, it's ugly." He laughed as he kissed her forehead, "And to think I got you an I Heart Elvis mug."
"We'll have matching sets. I got you a mug too." On it, it said I Heart Cecelia.
"Is this chapel taken..." Estella asked. as Jonathan and Jerico stood behind her, "Tell 'em I don't want to talk..." Elaine glared at the two boys, "Ellie Bear..." Estella mumbled, "NO!" She stood up, "What kind of God gives my brother friends like you!" Elaine said, with a tone that was venomous. "El..." Estella tried to reach out for her as she backed away, "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT HIM, AND YOU ALL SAT THERE AND LET HIM DO THAT!"
"You ain't no saint either, Elaine!" Jerico laughed,
"I don't know what you mean..."
"Jessie got into drinkin cause your little accident..." Jonathan smirked, "So maybe get off your high horse." Elaine ran off crying as Estella slapped her brother,
"Mr. and Mrs. Presley, you're welcome to see him now." The Nurse said. Jessie was sleeping as they were detoxing him of all the toxins in his body. His skin was sweaty, but he was safe. Kissing his forehead, Cecelia hugged his body as Elvis shed a few tears. That was his baby boy lying right there in the same bed he was birthed on, "He'll be able to go home when he wakes up."
Graceland Memphis, Tennessee, January 8th, 7am
"Lord...Please save him. He's all I got, amen..." Was all Jessie heard when he woke up to an IV drip in his arm and a massive headache? There was a trashcan by his bed, a rag on his forehead, and he felt like,
"Shit, what happened to me..."
"You almost died. You had LSD, PCP, and Disco biscuits in your system along with Whiskey." Elaine sighed,
"They know, don't they..." Jessie asked as Elaine nodded, "Yeah, daddy ain't pleased, and Mama's been fightin' the press all night."
"What about you?"
"Well, Jerico hates me, Jonathan hates me, Estella said we should take a break."
"I knew I heard Rocketman, but I thought I was still tripping." Elaine nudged him, as he nudged her back,
"I'm sorry I scared you so bad."
"Promise me you won't do any of that crap again!"
"Laine..."
"Jessie Vernon Presley, I will shove that IV needle up your ass."
"Fine, fine!" He then heard a knock at his bedroom door, Elvis couldn't look Jessie in the eye, and Jessie couldn't look to face Elvis,
"Mornin Daddy,"
"Elaine..."
"I'll let you two uh talk." She raced out of the room. The air was thick with tension as the man who "Pushed" him opened his mouth to speak.
"Jessie, I'm sorry."
"For trying to make me like you!"
"Jessie..."
"You don't care about me! You're so caught up with Mama, and y'all's career that you don't even notice me!" Jessie laughed, "So, no, you're not sorry!"
"Jessie!" Elvis grabbed his face to get his son to look at him, "You're a spoiled, selfish brat, and you're stubborn. You think you know every damn thing, and you don't!" Elvis growled in anger,
"Oh, yeah, like you ever had it hard!"
"You don't know how your on ass from your head!" Elvis laughed, "I've been through so much that I pray you and your sister never had to." Jessie rolled his eyes,
"Yeah, like running outta money or what jumpsuit to wear!"
"Like making sure I never had to be the sixteen-year-old boy in the streets workin trying to keep food on the table to feed his family so he'd never have to get kicked out in the streets lookin for food in a trashcan!" Jessie looked at his father. As Elvis began to cry,
"I try so much to be the perfect father 'cause your mama... she didn't have that growin up, I-I-I try..."
"You didn't try hard enough, nor did Mama..." Jessie smirked,
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!"
" I JUST WANT YOUR ATTENTION!" Jessie looked up at him, tears in his eyes as Elvis hugged him tightly,
"I want your love..."
"Jessie, you have my love..."
"No, I don't. You're not always here, neither is Mama..." He cried, and Elvis's heart broke. Jessie sounded like the little seven-year-old boy who would sneak into bed because he had a nightmare. He sounded like he did once when he was his age. The whole world was on his shoulders, and he needed help carrying it.
"Jessie... What can I do to make it better?"
"I liked when we'd have our boy's night out with Uncle, Jerry, and Lamar, and Red, Joe, and Billy..."
"Me too, kid..." Elvis smiled,
"I'd like to tell you things again..."
"Like what." Elvis smiled
"Like how I'm interning under Mama, cause her assistants cute." He laughed as Elvis chuckled,
"Or how I secretly buy your records 'cause I think you're so cool, and I'll never be you."
"Takin' drugs and living your life like this, ain't it. That's not being cool. Being true to you is." Elvis smiled as Cecelia watched from the door,
"You think so..."
"I know so," He kissed his forehead, "We love you, I love you,"
"I love you too Pa." Jessie hugged his dad as Elvis smiled,
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til touchdown brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
"Estella broke up with Elaine again..."
"Yeah..."
"God grants me more years, but less patience." He laughed as Jessie and Elvis laughed,
*Bonus*
"Cece..."
"Hmm..."
"Being a parent may be the hardest career ever." He kissed his wife on the forehead, "Who're you tellin." She kissed his neck as he moaned,
"Happy birthday to"
KNOCK
KNOCK
KNOCK
"What!"
"Can we sleep with y'all!" Jessie asked as Cecelia and Elvis laughed,
"Happy birthday my beloved."
"Some birthday." He smiled, "Come on in, guys!" Elaine and Jessie walked in with pillows, a cake, and blankets. Making a fort on the ground, the four of them watching TV all snuggled up together, It was true what they said,
Only the strong truly did survive.
#oc#fanfiction#new stuff#new#elvis presley#elvis fanfiction#elvis x oc#70s elvis#elvis angst#cecelia valmos#dad elvis#trigger warning drugs#trigger warning overdose
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PIGTAIL POLL !! :D
currently running :
lily hoshikawa vs orange blossom
ICON BRACKET
miku hatsune vs usagi tsukino
ABOUT THA ICON BRACKET : tha eight most iconic pigtail characters ( decided both by iconicness and tha amount of submissions they received ) will compete in an adjacent bracket . tha winner will then face off against tha winner of tha main pigtail bracket . this is liek what they do in sports , where certain teams get to skip matches and go straight to tha finals . this way icons can be included but its more exciting ( and fair ) than watching them decimate their opponents each round before making it to tha finals anyways
entire 128 character bracket is too large to take a screenshot of but it looks liek this , and will ( obviously ) be done in sections . bracket list below tha readmore , straight down tha left side and then straight down tha right !! :D
LEFT SIDE
1 asa mitaka ( chainsaw man )
2 izumo kamiki ( ao no exorcist )
3 ashley spinelli ( reccess )
4 creepie ( growing up creepie )
5 bloody eye ( bloody mary )
6 boo ( monsters inc )
7 choso ( jjk )
8 muffet ( undertale )
9 sakura hanazono ( kaichou wa maid-sama )
10 mikan sakura ( gakuen alice )
11 shizuku mizutani ( my little monster )
12 retoree ( show by rock )
13 chiyo mihama ( azumanga diaoh )
14 maka albarn ( soul eater )
15 black rock shooter ( brs )
16 lyra ( pkmn )
17 jill ( drill dozer )
18 penny ( inspector gadget )
19 elizabeth midford ( kuroshitsuji )
20 anne halford ( sugar apple fairy tale )
21 lilie ( princess tutu )
22 jess ( badanamu )
23 yaya yuki ( shugo chara )
24 sana futaba ( magia record : pmm )
25 sana kurata ( kodomo no omocha )
26 makima kirameki ( re : creators )
27 cherry cookie ( cookie run )
28 twintelle ( ARMS )
29 bubbles utonium ( ppg )
30 yokune ruko ( UTAU )
31 entrapta ( she-ra and the pop )
32 ling xiaoyu ( tekken )
33 garu ( pucca )
34 sarasa watanabe ( kageki shoujo )
35 mio naganohara ( nichijou )
36 joon yorigami ( touhou )
37 eleanor miller ( alvin and the chipmunks )
38 gosalyn mallard ( darkwing duck )
39 mallow ( pkmn )
40 love momozono ( fresh precure )
41 nadeshiko kagamihara ( yuru camp )
42 angelica pickles ( rugrats )
43 gretchen grundler ( reccess )
44 lotta zehybe ( charlie and lola )
45 pinky cooper ( pinky and pepper forever )
46 brat plutonium ( ppg )
47 dynamo ( ppg )
48 jinmay ( super robot money team hyperforce go )
49 xinyan ( genshin impact )
50 miyuki hoshizora ( smile precure )
51 hu tao ( genshin impact )
52 sal fisher ( sally face )
53 natsuki mamiya ( gogo sentai boukenger )
54 dee dee ( dexter's laboratory )
55 princess morbucks ( ppg )
56 trixie carter ( american dragon jake long )
57 popuko ( pop team epic )
58 biscuit krueger ( hunter x hunter )
59 celestia ludenberg ( dangan ronpa )
60 kagami hiiragi ( lucky star )
61 juliet starling ( lollipop chainsaw )
62 ruru amour ( hug itto! precure )
63 aki narukami ( misao )
64 rabi en rose ( di gi charat )
RIGHT SIDE
65 brianna dulce ( rainbow high )
66 aria blaze ( mlp : equestria girls )
67 ame-chan ( needy girl overdose )
68 aoi kanzaki ( kimetsu no yaiba )
69 sylvia christel ( no more heroes )
70 ginger breadhouse ( ever after high )
71 kohane azusawa ( project sekai )
72 bronya zaychik ( honkai impact 3rd )
73 saki tenma ( project sekai )
74 riruka dokugamine ( bleach )
75 draculara ( monster high )
76 ichigo momomiya ( tokyo mew mew )
77 ann takamaki ( persona 5 )
78 yayoi takatsuki ( THE iDOLM@STER )
79 hana makihatayama ( ojamajo doremi )
80 nina sakura ( ultra maniac )
81 rise kujikawa ( persona 4 )
82 shushang ( honkai star rail )
83 mei kusakabe ( my neighbor totoro )
84 lily hoshikawa ( zombie land saga )
85 dj cookie ( cookie run )
86 pippi longstocking ( pippi longstocking )
87 pink ( mahou shoujo magical destroyers )
88 piper pinwheeler ( robots )
89 valerie amaranth ( magical warrior diamond heart )
90 twin turbo ( uma musume : pretty derby )
91 tart ( tokyo mew mew )
92 nagisa shiota ( assassination classroom )
93 drossel von flügel ( fireball )
94 najika kazami ( kitchen princess )
95 chinatsu kuramoto ( flying witch )
96 vendetta ( making friends )
97 sorano appare ( appare-ranman! )
98 sunny madison ( rainbow high )
99 jenny wakeman ( my life as a teenage robot )
100 barbara ( genshin impact )
101 nico yazawa ( love live! )
102 ichika usami ( kirakira precure a la mode )
103 ruli ( aikatsu planet!)
104 hay lin ( w.i.t.c.h )
105 teto kasane ( UTAU )
106 marnie ( pkmn )
107 robin ( f ) ( fire emblem awakening )
108 hikaru hoshina ( star twinkle precure )
109 hilda valentine goneril ( fire emblem : three houses )
110 falulu ( pripara )
111 kagura izumi ( ressha sentai toqger )
112 nico niiyama ( kiznaiver )
113 tsunade ( naruto )
114 lucia nanami ( mermaid melody pichi pichi pitch )
115 raki kiseki ( aikatsu on parade! )
116 ranmaru kirino ( inazuma eleven go! )
117 emiru aisaki ( hug itto! precure )
118 q84 ( hello charlotte )
119 nozomi tojo ( love live! )
120 klee ( genshin impact )
121 mimi valentine ( vtube )
122 gerti giggles ( spy kids )
123 kitty cheshire ( ever after high )
124 orange blossom ( strawberry shortcake )
125 miku imamura ( denji sentai megaranger )
126 agitha ( loz : twilight princess )
127 glenda ( petite princess yucie )
128 pepper ( pinky and pepper forever )
#pinned#pigtailpoll#pigtail poll#overdose mention tw#in tha title of a source if you open tha bracket list !!
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TK Strand Headcanons
He didn't grow up drinking soda, so he avoids it by default. The first time he had a soda, Judd had him try some of his while Owen was busy. He complained about it hurting his stomach the rest of the day.
Despite not seeming like he would, TK is the one with the "mom bag" out of the 126. Keeps everything from granola bars to pads and tampons to extra clothes and medical supplies. Carlos' car is just as messy for the same reason.
Due to his past with addiction, overdose calls are ones that Tommy and Nancy refuse to let him take point on. He's the one doing check ins or driving. They don't want to risk him relapsing because of a rough call.
Keeps notes in his phone of important dates (birthdays of his team, his sobriety anniversary, etc.), along with food preferences and schedule notes for the others at the 126.
Hates people touching him during an argument. It's not because he thinks they'll hurt him, though. He's afraid of lashing out and hurting them. He'd never be able to forgive himself if that happened.
Calls Paul or Nancy on his hard nights or when he has nightmares. He's too embarrassed to go to anyone else.
He loves kids but doesn't always know how to communicate with them. He usually starts looking for help or a distraction five minutes in.
TK is responsible for all of the streaming services for the 126. He was very enthusiastic about sharing and set up profiles for the others before he ever said anything about it.
Can't really cook. That said, he's good at baking. Makes muffins and biscuits for team breakfast - he always ropes Paul or Judd into making stuff to go with them.
He definitely panic-researches any new restaurant that the 126 go to in order to make sure that they have options for everyone. It's a big reason they usually just cook as a group.
He's definitely the one to go to for taste testing. He doesn't even ask what it is, just tries it and gives an opinion. It makes him very easy to prank.
He's fully aware that the corners of his eyes crinkle when he smiles. He learned to mimic that with his fake smiles in New York. It's a hard habit to break.
TK still has days where his entire body aches. He's only now getting to where he lets anyone know. (He's started taking Grace's advice of soaking in a hot bath with epsom salts in it on his really bad days, though)
#911 lone star#911 lone star headcanons#tk strand#tyler kennedy strand#once again mix of headcanons and observations#brief mentions of tk's addictions
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For Whumtober may I please also ask for Day One with Cracker and Day Four with Franky?
Yes, you may! I'll just have to take you for Franky later. Anyway, I got kinda carried away with Cracker's but I hope you enjoy it!
Whumptober Day 1
Cracker x Reader
TW: Violence, blood, addiction and overdose
"Big brother, how did you get that scar?"
"Do you really wanna know?" Cracker questioned as his normal sparky attitude faded into something serious. He sighed as he watched them nod their head. "It was a long time ago, back when I was married."
"You were married?"
"Yes, to the most beautiful pirate in all the seas."
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"I hate being weak..."
"[Y/n], you're not that weak," Cracker reassured you as he relaxed back in his chair, putting his feet up. "Unlike my little siblings."
"You don't get it." You shook your head, got out of your chair, and walked to the window. Placing a hand on the paned glass, you stare at the biscuit commanders training outside your manor. "I was a fierce pirate in Paradise but that means nothing in the New World. I can't match up to their strength."
This matter has always been eating your thoughts day and night. You fought tooth and nail to be one of the top pirates on the first side of the Grand Line, you racked up a bounty of 450 million beris, pirates quivered in their boots at the mention of your name, yet that all meant nothing when you stepped into the New World. You were slapped in the face by power you've never seen before and you fell hard. It was a miracle Big Mom took you into her crew because she some potential in you. However, you felt like you were doing jack shit and the ambition you held inside made you anxious to do something to prove yourself.
"So? What does it matter?" Cracker stood up and joined your side.
Oh, Cracker. You were unsure about Big Mom's decision to pair you with Cracker when you met him, he acted childish. You gave him a chance though, not like you had a choice, and from your guys' daily playful banter, you come to realize there couldn't have been a better choice. The two of you have grown fond of each other and kept on top of each other health. You're still trying your best to reassure the other but are unsure how most of the time.
"You wipe out the newbies no problem when they get close to mama's territory. You're just as badass as ever." Cracker smirked at you.
"Yeah..." You lean against the glass, giving Cracker a small smile. You did blow up Paradise pirates' dreams of taking over the New World. That's just the newbies though. A frown returns to your face. "I'm still no match for someone from Kaido's or Whitebeard's crew."
"Ah, who gives a shit about them anyway!" Cracker scowled. "They're not your problem."
"That's right, they're not my problem because I'm too weak to face them. If I was stronger then I could fight them." You bawled your fist as frustration burned in your brain.
"[Y/n]!" Cracker turned you to face him. You saw his eyes full of mixed emotion. "Mama trusted me to you, that means it is part of my duties to make sure you don't get hurt. My job as a husband is to take care of you and keep you from danger. You don't need to be stronger, mama already has plenty of strong members to take care of our rivals."
"I just... I just don't want to be dead weight." You looked down to the side.
Cracker sighed, letting go of you and placing a hand on his head, trying to think of what he could do to help you. You couldn't eat a devil fruit because you already ate one. He hasn't gotten many trainers for the Biscuit island since the majority of the guards are his biscuit soldiers, and you hold your own against them just fine so it wouldn't improve your skill.
"I'll ask mama if there's something that'll get you stronger," Cracker offered.
"Thanks Cracker," you said, leaning your head against his shoulder.
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"You're just in luck [Y/n]!" Perospero exclaimed, gesturing to the chess guards bringing a crate to you. "We just raided some marine ships and found they've been carrying cargo that holds science equipment that we believe is the source to making marines stronger in the New World."
Your eyes brighten up at the good news. It is true the marines in the 2nd half of the Grand Line have begun to grow stronger and pirates have been attempting to figure out how this has been possible. If it is through this science then that means you can be just as strong as them, if not stronger. Like a kid excited to open a present, you lift up the lid of the crate when it's placed in front of you.
The equipment inside doesn't quite make sense to you. There were blood bags with green liquid inside, monitors, tubes, as well as other things you didn't know the purpose of. Your puzzled expression made your brother-in-law laugh.
"Kukuku, not what you expected?"
"Uh... no." You placed the lid back on as uncertainty flowed through your veins.
"Not to worry. Mama has plenty of doctors and a few scientists that will hook you up to this stuff. Of course, we'll have to test it on some subjects to make sure it's safe for yo-"
"Test it on me!" you interrupted, eagerness dripping from your tone. "I can take it. I'll be fine- I'll be better than fine. I'll be stronger."
"I don't think Cracker would want that-"
"Cracker just wants me to no longer be sad about being, with this I can get stronger and be happy. That's what he wants."
"Kukuku, you are an eager one," Perospero chuckled. He then frowned his brows and tapped his lolistaff. "We're only giving you a small dose to start with then."
"Alright!" you cheered.
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"Haha! This stuff is the best!" you exclaimed to Cracker after you kicked three devil fruit users through four houses.
"Glad to see you're enjoying it," Cracker smiled with his biscuit armour before cutting down another enemy.
You felt yourself glowing as you leap over a pirate and bring your boot down to crush his skull. Adrenaline rush through your veins, and your smile grows larger at this newfound power. You side-kick the fallen man to knock five more guys. You laugh, giddy at how much you're able to do now.
Spinning around, you catch a sword being swung at your shoulder. The man that dared to swing his blade at you pales at his mistake when he sees your eyes. You reverse the direction and have the sword slice himself down, you hear his bones cracking as they're bent in the wrong direction his cry fuels you and fill you with delight. The pirate falls to his side, shaking in agony. You put him out of his misery as you swiftly kick his head off his body.
"I think that's all of them," Cracker told you as he walked over to you. His eyes widen, noticing how much blood you're covered in. "You alright?"
"Huh? Yeah, I'm better than ever!" you laugh and pump your arm in the air.
"You should get cleaned up, you're covered in blood."
"Huh- Oh." Now looking at yourself, you see the red substance splattered all over, though you could hardly feel the difference between sweat and blood on your skin. "Yeah, let's go."
"Sure..." Cracker nodded as you strolled by him. He narrowed his non-existent brows, staring as you pridefully stride back to his boat. You were normally a clean fighter. "...she's just getting used to her new strength," Cracker told himself as he began to follow in your footsteps.
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"Hey! Peros!" you waved down the eldest Charlotte brother. Perospero waved off some chess guards he had been talking to and went over to you. You grinned and held up a flexed arm. "This green stuff is great! And I've been wielding it like a pro!"
"I'm glad to hear it has improved your fighting skills-"
"I'm ready for more!"
"[Y/n], I do not think taking more is necessary." Perospero frowned, and his tone shifted. "You already match the level of a New World pirate."
"But I can be stronger!" you stated, not catching onto Perospero's mood on the matter. Your mind only focused on thoughts of getting greater power. You felt you had it in your grasp and you lusted for it.
"You don't need anymore," Perospero told you. When you were about to argue, he pointed his lolistaff and narrowed his eyes. "And that's final. Now, if that's all you wanted to discuss with me, I'll be attending to important matters."
Perospero began walking off and you growled, "Fine!" Sour flavours sprinkled onto your face. You kicked a few gumdrops on the ground as a heavy atmosphere swarmed around your form. "Dumb candy addict. Who cares about getting more power anyway." You turned and bumped into something.
"[Y/n]?"
Or someone.
"Cracker? Hey, what are you doing here?" You smiled and swept the sourness out of your system.
"I could ask you the same."
"Just came to thank your brother for finding the stuff that made me stronger," you told your husband. You then link your arm with his. "So what business are you up to here?"
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"Hey, doc give me some more of this stuff."
You had snuck into the cake hospital and began making arrangements for your next dosage. Bringing the green blood into one of the patients' rooms and now addressing one of the doctors. He hesitated, looking from you to his clipboard and back to you.
"I- I- I'm sorry Mrs. Charlotte but we currently don't have-"
"Then put this shit in needles or pills or something so I can do it myself!" you demanded and shoved the bag in the homie's face. You were done waiting around for permission so you currently weren't going to wait for there to be time.
The doctor homie began sweating under your intense stare. "I don't think we-"
"Now!" You pulled out mama's vivre card with your spare hand. "Do it now."
Pink ribbons of obligation flowed from the vivre card and circled around the homie. They tied his hands to obey if he did not wish to face mama's consequences.
"Yes ma'am!" he nodded and rushed out of the room after grabbing the blood bag.
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"[Y/n], enemy behind!" Cracker warned you as he was unable to shake off the vice-admiral to get the guy for you.
You turned to deflect the attack but your reaction was late and you had a haki'd fist blow you right in the gut. You felt pain squeeze your gut and you roared in agony. You coughed and felt something spit out of your mouth. You had taken quite the hit.
Turning the pain to rage, you swung your fist at full force and punched a hole right through the marine's chest. You pulled it out and punched again, and again. Your vision became blurry, there seemed to be a lot more green than you remembered. You felt your anger rising your adrenaline. Your breaths let out hostile sounds. Your hand became drenched, you couldn't tell by what-
"[Y/N]!" A firm hand pulled you back to reality. You blinked once, twice. Your sight began to clear and display a bloody corpse with multiple holes. You felt yourself being turned around and a hand lift your chin up.
"[Y/n], what the hell was that!?" Cracker yelled, you could hardly read his expression.
"I lost my cool, it's nothing," you stated.
"Nothing my ass! And what's that green shit on your lip?"
'Green?' You wipe your mouth and look at your hand. Sure enough, green liquid was on it but you could barely make it out from the blood covering your palm. You narrow your eyes, trying to think what it could be.
"The guy had a weird power," you told Cracker and wiped your hand on your jacket. You turned your back Cracker, not wanting to talk right now. You felt pain still lingering in your stomach so you reached in your coat and pulled out one of the green vial injections. "Look, can we not talk in the middle of the enemy's territory right now?"
"Fine, but we're talking about this later."
Cracker went to head into the building when he caught sight of you injecting something in your body.
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"PEROS!" Cracker shouted after he slammed the door open and marched inside, bringing vines of tension with him.
"I don't have time to deal with you right now," Perospero said dismissively as he shuffled his stack of papers back together.
"Like I fucking care! This is more important!" Cracker spun Perospero's chair around with his free hand. His intense cotton candy eyes were full of anger. "I want you to stop giving [Y/n] whatever it is you gave her. She's losing it out there!"
"What do you mean? I only let her have a small amount the one time."
"Then how the fuck do you explain this!?" Cracker questioned and tossed [Y/n]'s jacket on the table. A few green injection vials rolled out for Peros to see.
"I should've seen this coming," he sighed, placing a hand on his forehead as he felt a headache coming on.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!" Cracker's patience for the matter is running dry. He's sick of not knowing shit.
"It means your power-hungry wife started taking it on her own and is most likely injecting it improperly or/and overdosing that the adverse effects are happening faster than they should be," the elder brother stated as he took out a newspaper from his draw.
"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GIVE HER THIS SHIT IF THERE WERE SIDE EFFECTS?!"
"I only found out about it recently," Peros informed Cracker as he passed the newspaper to Cracker. "Here."
Cracker's eyes scanned over the article the paper was opened to. His hands began shaking and the ends of the paper started to crumble. A shadow hovered over his eyes as the room grew colder.
"Can we cure her?" Cracker quietly asked.
"We can try to treat her but there's no guarantee if she's too far gone-"
Cracker threw the paper and rushed out of the room. The paper landed next to Perospero's feet and he sighed as he read the title of the article.
『Ex-Marine-Scientist Causes Over 2000 Marines' Deaths from Drug Experiment』
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"Ah-" you flinched as you injected another green vial into your arm.
You threw the now empty tube across the hall next to the trail of other used vials laid and let your veins pump the energy into your body. You felt power wrap around you, hugging every last inch. A green hazes the corners of your eyes.
That means it's working right? It means no one can get in your way anymore right? No one can stop-
"[Y/n]?!" Cracker's voice cried behind you. You twitched your head in his direction. He stepped back, disbelief written on his face. "WhAt hapPeNed to yoU?" His voice cracked.
You tilt your head in confusion. What could he possibly be questioning? You obviously got stronger, why, you could just feel it yourself. Unbeknownst to you, you had changed in more ways than one.
Mere strands of [h/c] hair covered your head now. Your skin has turned pale green and your inhuman muscle mass twitched under it. Your spoon-sized nails were clawing at the ground. Your heavy breathing produced green smoke. Your now green sclera eyes stared in Cracker's direction, but worst of all: Those eyes didn't register any recognition for him.
"[Y/n]..." Cracker uttered, finding it hard to look at you in such a state. He shook his head and stepped forward. "Come on, we're... we're going to cure you. Get you back to your normal self." He began to hasten towards you.
Big mistake.
You flinch at his sudden movement. Feeling as if you were about to be struck by an enemy, you dashed at him and slashed your hand at his face. He closed his eyes and tilted his head away from the hand, but it still got his right side.
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"What... what happened to her?"
"...She was put down."
#whumptober 2022#whumptober#whump writing#whump fic#fic#no. 1#no 1#a little out of the ordinary#adverse effects#one piece#violence#overdose#cracker x reader#charlotte cracker#charlotte perospero#one piece x reader#cracker#whumptober2022#gore
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8:16 PM EST February 21, 2024:
Black Sabbath - "Killing Yourself To Live"
From the bootleg
Convention Center Asbury Park New Jersey
(Recorded August 5, 1975)
Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm
Recorded August 5, 1975, on the Sabotage tour. Broadcast on the "King Biscuit Flour Hour" back in the day, then resurrected and leaked when it was considered for legal release at the turn of the century. So soundboard recording, master tapes, the whole schmeer.
Also bootlegged under the titles Heaven And Earth, Sabotaged, and Accidental Overdose.
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Alfred’s playhouse characters info for my series:
Alfred alfer: Alfred is a weak brown and white dog that is scared constantly and has been abused his whole life. He lets others take advantage of him often and seemingly cannot stand up for himself. Sometimes when he gets into a bad situation his mind mentally resorts to his “playhouse” And another alter takes over. His alters can talk to him inside his mind and can appear in his dream and hurt him.
Alfred alter 1: Dictator Pickles: Dictator Pickles is a horrible, crude dog that’s strong and commanding. He looks like Alfred but with a military uniform. He doesn’t let anybody hurt him and he often hurts others. He manipulates Alfred into causing acts of violence and his main goal is to always be in control and have power. Formed after Alfred got abused a lot. He made Alfred kill his father.
Alfred Alter 2: Alfem: Alfem is The female version of Alfred Alfer. She is a carefree girl that doesn't have to experience any of the pain that Alfred Alfer does. She has red hair and is usually seen wearing white thigh-high socks or a school girl outfit. She is happy and often cares for Alfred like a mother figure. She does molest him a bit too. But Alfred prefers it over everybody else. considering it not as bad. Formed when his father used to call him a "little girl" when he rapes him. Also formed because of his mother's drug abuse and his urge for a mother.
Labby: Big black dog with red eyes. He's a demon and he forces kids and weak minded people (Like Alfred) to do horrible things. He does horrible things and makes Alfred do horrible things. There kind of dating. Not really. But Alfred considers they are. Labby assaults Alfred a lot.
ocs (Just for my Alfred's playhouse series)
Biscuit:
Breed: Pittbull
Apperance: Tiny, black, brown and white pitbull with green eyes and many scars.
Alfred's younger brother. five years younger then Alfred. Got along with his brother well and Alfred tried his best to protect him from the abuse. But he died after his father killed him.
Amoral:
Breed: Irish wolfhound
Appearance: Nasty unkept gray and almost dark-green Irish wolfhound. Covered in scars, tall, long and slightly overweight. Twice the size of Alfred.
Alfred Alfer's father. He abused him basically his whole life and he sexually assaulted him multiple times. He left him abandoned in stores before as well. He died after Dictator Pickles took over and killed him. Once that happened Alfred Alfer ended up running away.
Linda:
Breed: Whippet
Apperance: Tiny (Tiny bit bigger then Alfred) light cream with darker cream fur. Kind of looks like Alfred but more muted and she has a diamond necklace around her neck and she wears makeup a lot. She always has a souless, methhead look in her eyes.
Alfred Alfer's mother. She was addicted to heroin and several other drugs. Took them while she was pregnant. Never wanted a child. Much younger then Amoral. Most likely got pregnant because he raped her and she couldn't leave. Had two puppies. Alfred and then biscuit two years later. She died from a drug overdose after that. It's unknown whether it was intentional or not. But Alfred believes that it was a suicide. Once his mother died his father started to abuse Alfred more.
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Giseline Lafontant, 25 (USA 1993)
Giseline Lafontant immigrated to the United States from Haiti as a teenager. She built a life there and lived as an American citizen for eight years before she was killed by a legal abortion.
Giseline had a two-year-old son and worked a job packing dog biscuits for Triumph Pet Industries. When the company owner Milton Gittleman later found out about her death, he said, "She was a good employee, a lovely person. I have nothing but good things to say about her. We were all shocked."
On October 9, 1993, Giseline underwent a legal abortion at a New York abortion facility called Gynecare. She was perfectly healthy and there were no indications of any pregnancy complications whatsoever. Had she given birth again, there’s nothing to suggest that she would have had any kind of problems.
The abortion was done when Giseline was 9–10 weeks pregnant. Abortionist Irwin Scher only took 15 minutes for the operation. Nobody charted Giseline’s vitals and there’s no evidence that anyone even checked them. There was no pulse oximeter. This was an obvious failure to follow appropriate standards of care.
About 10-15 minutes after the abortion, a nurse in the recovery room tried to wake Giseline up. By then, Giseline was unconscious, had no detectable blood pressure and only a faint pulse. The nurse summoned Scher, who began CPR and summoned an ambulance. Two minutes of CPR restored a pulse and blood pressure.
The ambulance brought Giseline to Good Samaritan Hospital, where she had to be put on a respirator. Despite attempts to save her, she died on October 28, 1993 after 3 weeks in a near-lifeless state. The medical examiner noticed that she appeared to have died of a lack of oxygen. There was also the possibility that the abortion facility overdosed her anesthesia. Whether that was the case or not, she wasn’t monitored. Had Giseline been correctly and competently monitored, it’s possible that her emergency would have been detected quickly enough to save her.
"Spring Valley woman dies after abortion," White Plains Journal-News, November 6, 1993
"M.E. disputes clinic over abortion death," White Plains Journal-News, November 20, 1993
"Doctors tighten rules on anesthesia," Rockland Journal-News, November 28, 1993
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i feel seasons changing from watching your tricks & the way you moved my hips in highschool i fell for you closed my eyes & let your fingers through my hair a man with golden-coloured aura & a pair of wings faster & wild on the avenue of my mind, a way to get closer without an explanation & kissed my soul. it was so peaceful & beautiful to get my attention without smearing my lipstick & invading me, for a second i tought you were my husband & any other girl couldn't lay her chest a little closer to yours like i did. i'm roses & clean. i'm love songs & poetry. we didn't had an end let me put on my phone-number in your agenda, wake me in the middle of night just to say my silver skin smells nice & therefore, its sunrise & all i could hear from this fairy-tale's castle made of bones & stones so high was the birdsings & blossom of our secrets. we did it. i said you were special & no one else from the day we lived our honeymoons over a gun & a cup of coffee it's almost ballet-class time fed me with strawberries in your king-sized bed & pretend i can walk with both legs & my ass burns with your tongue licking it all up i gave into you like a beast we talk until pouring rain i came back & sing for you to calm down he's nothing but a toy 'stay & i make pasta for us to eat' must be religiously on top & snort cocaine from my breasts in your grandfather's suite & locked me by accident in the bathrom & bathe me with l'éau chocolate milk biscuit & dolled me up i would gave my life & all i lived to hear your voice calling me a doll. lavender laugh. lavender. pushing me over the door no matter the hole in my heart i'm lucky to be in love with you again, i found this feeling in your favourite rapper. yeah. i fuck with him slow, & you know what? he's twins from the man who killed you from holding a knife out from your back & what for more i'll have a child &, i don't play nomore. i'll put your last name in his daughter & will disappear forever, the sky remains the same. telling her, signatures & fake blood you died from an overdose, the hype will never appear you're a killer & loves her more than me & i'll teach her that there's no need to miss someone that never made part of our life, someone born without a heart that never bleed by another human being & say fuck off & throw away doesn't make you more delicious to see dying from loneliness & this one is for you. if you can see what's happening i hope they get what they deserves, a fireside completely destroyed, dark side moths & shameful situations that will give back your youth. pretty lips can say lies, i loved you can turn to a promise & don't look away a sign, from angels & gods & demons &, cherries, happy endings, soft rock. by the sea, we miss you.
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anyone else about to keel over and die from a biscuit-induced gingerbread spice overdose
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House sitting is going very well. The cats are having a delightful time. I might have overdosed on chocolate biscuits though. I never buy them so whenever there's a packet around i forget how to act apparently
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do you have a full list of the characters that'll be in the poll? 👀 ik you said the full bracket pic was too big but i was wondering if you have them in a text list or smth? ok if not :)
AH yes i do !! i posted it in an update a couple days ago but i never added it to tha pinned cause im mobile locked rn and you cant post readmores on mobile . ill post it here , and ill add it to tha pinned post wen i can get on desktop again ( should be soon ) !! ówò
for reference , tha bracket lools liek this !!
tha contestants will be numbered 1 - 128 , going straight down tha left side , and then straight down tha right side :o)
LEFT SIDE
1 asa mitaka ( chainsaw man )
2 izumo kamiki ( ao no exorcist )
3 ashley spinelli ( reccess )
4 creepie ( growing up creepie )
5 bloody eye ( bloody mary )
6 boo ( monsters inc )
7 choso ( jjk )
8 muffet ( undertale )
9 sakura hanazono ( kaichou wa maid-sama )
10 mikan sakura ( gakuen alice )
11 shizuku mizutani ( my little monster )
12 retoree ( show by rock )
13 chiyo mihama ( azumanga diaoh )
14 maka albarn ( soul eater )
15 black rock shooter ( brs )
16 lyra ( pkmn )
17 jill ( drill dozer )
18 penny ( inspector gadget )
19 elizabeth midford ( kuroshitsuji )
20 anne halford ( sugar apple fairy tale )
21 lilie ( princess tutu )
22 jess ( badanamu )
23 yaya yuki ( shugo chara )
24 sana futaba ( magia record : pmm )
25 sana kurata ( kodomo no omocha )
26 makima kirameki ( re : creators )
27 cherry cookie ( cookie run )
28 twintelle ( ARMS )
29 bubbles utonium ( ppg )
30 yokune ruko ( UTAU )
31 entrapta ( she-ra and the pop )
32 ling xiaoyu ( tekken )
33 garu ( pucca )
34 sarasa watanabe ( kageki shoujo )
35 mio naganohara ( nichijou )
36 joon yorigami ( touhou )
37 eleanor miller ( alvin and the chipmunks )
38 gosalyn mallard ( darkwing duck )
39 mallow ( pkmn )
40 love momozono ( fresh precure )
41 nadeshiko kagamihara ( yuru camp )
42 lotta zehybe ( charlie and lola )
43 gretchen grundler ( reccess )
44 angelica pickles ( rugrats )
45 pinky cooper ( pinky and pepper forever )
46 brat plutonium ( ppg )
47 dynamo ( ppg )
48 jinmay ( super robot money team hyperforce go )
49 xinyan ( genshin impact )
50 miyuki hoshizora ( smile precure )
51 hu tao ( genshin impact )
52 sal fisher ( sally face )
53 natsuki mamiya ( gogo sentai boukenger )
54 dee dee ( dexter's laboratory )
55 princess morbucks ( ppg )
56 trixie carter ( american dragon jake long )
57 popuko ( pop team epic )
58 biscuit krueger ( hunter x hunter )
59 celestia ludenberg ( dangan ronpa )
60 kagami hiiragi ( lucky star )
61 juliet starling ( lollipop chainsaw )
62 ruru amour ( hug itto! precure )
63 aki narukami ( misao )
64 rabi en rose ( di gi charat )
RIGHT SIDE
65 brianna dulce ( rainbow high )
66 aria blaze ( mlp : equestria girls )
67 ame-chan ( needy girl overdose )
68 aoi kanzaki ( kimetsu no yaiba )
69 sylvia christel ( no more heroes )
70 ginger breadhouse ( ever after high )
71 kohane azusawa ( project sekai )
72 bronya zaychik ( honkai impact 3rd )
73 saki tenma ( project sekai )
74 riruka dokugamine ( bleach )
75 draculara ( monster high )
76 ichigo momomiya ( tokyo mew mew )
77 ann takamaki ( persona 5 )
78 yayoi takatsuki ( THE iDOLM@STER )
79 hana makihatayama ( ojamajo doremi )
80 nina sakura ( ultra maniac )
81 rise kujikawa ( persona 4 )
82 shushang ( honkai star rail )
83 mei kusakabe ( my neighbor totoro )
84 lily hoshikawa ( zombie land saga )
85 dj cookie ( cookie run )
86 pippi longstocking ( pippi longstocking )
87 pink ( mahou shoujo magical destroyers )
88 piper pinwheeler ( robots )
89 valerie amaranth ( magical warrior diamond heart )
90 twin turbo ( uma musume : pretty derby )
91 tart ( tokyo mew mew )
92 nagisa shiota ( assassination classroom )
93 drossel von flügel ( fireball )
94 najika kazami ( kitchen princess )
95 chinatsu kuramoto ( flying witch )
96 vendetta ( making friends )
97 sorano appare ( appare-ranman! )
98 sunny madison ( rainbow high )
99 jenny wakeman ( my life as a teenage robot )
100 barbara ( genshin impact )
101 nico yazawa ( love live! )
102 ichika usami ( kirakira precure a la mode )
103 ruli ( aikatsu planet!)
104 hay lin ( w.i.t.c.h )
105 teto kasane ( UTAU )
106 marnie ( pkmn )
107 robin ( f ) ( fire emblem awakening )
108 hikaru hoshina ( star twinkle precure )
109 hilda valentine goneril ( fire emblem : three houses )
110 falulu ( pripara )
111 kagura izumi ( ressha sentai toqger )
112 nico niiyama ( kiznaiver )
113 tsunade ( naruto )
114 lucia nanami ( mermaid melody pichi pichi pitch )
115 raki kiseki ( aikatsu on parade! )
116 ranmaru kirino ( inazuma eleven go! )
117 emiru aisaki ( hug itto! precure )
118 q84 ( hello charlotte )
119 nozomi tojo ( love live! )
120 klee ( genshin impact )
121 mimi valentine ( vtube )
122 gerti giggles ( spy kids )
123 kitty cheshire ( ever after high )
124 orange blossom ( strawberry shortcake )
125 miku imamura ( denji sentai megaranger )
126 agitha ( loz : twilight princess )
127 glenda ( petite princess yucie )
128 pepper ( pinky and pepper forever )
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The broken piggy bank
strewn into a bajillion little pieces
Unexpected largesse
yours truly patiently waits,
a metaphor of my dire financial straits
courtesy papa's unsuspecting muse
the missus, this wordsmith notates
unwittingly linkedin to his misfortune,
a situation he hates,
especially, an unavoidable crisis,
whereby passage of time abates
negligible onus of penury.
Soon after surrendering
(viz laundering) cash to bitcoin
immediately realized sinister trap
scammer prepared me to enjoin
egregious outcome surpassing
severe case of acne
treatment courtesy isotretinoin.
My ordinarily clear complexion turned wan
imprecation triggered suicidal ideation
overdosing on medication
escape from absolute zero
vanished capital pennilessness bondage
welcoming self induced mortality did spawn.
Though weeks elapsed
since scammer
(smoked top of line cigars,
and/or quaffed vintage
amber liquid of the gods
signaling snagging a poor sucker)
made out like a bandit,
the squandered money
I still bemoan,
a grown man doth still groan
moroseness seeps
within his lovely bones
witnessing him curling
into fetal position versus lying prone
forever and anon envisioning himself
cast into the outer limits
of the twilight zone.
As a fool hardy way
to assuage loss,
where illusions of grandeur stray,
I regularly purchase lottery tickets
either Mega Million or Powerball
imagining being the lucky winner
then livingsocial
as a bachelor farmer in Norway
chomping down a delicious plateful
of powder milk biscuits
after countless hours pitching hay
while custom made robot named Barbie
adeptly programmed to prepare
Lefse, Krumkake, Lutefisk,
and Raspeball/Komle/Klubb,
she also doubles up as the abbé
of my fortress domicile.
Ha... an overactive imagination to boot
healthy escape from the maws of destitution
nevertheless, one old baby boomer coot,
who can prevaricate
knowing full well nobody
(especially the folks
from Lake Wobegon) cannot dispute
these marvelous turns of phrases I execute
while listening to The Magic Flute
an opera in two acts
by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
to a German libretto
by Emanuel Schikaneder
and of course after wolfing down
Norwegian cuisine listed above,
I will need (sorry to be cheeky) exercise
thy well endowed glute
(short for gluteus muscles)
a group of muscles
that make up the buttock area,
which group consists
of the gluteus maximus,
gluteus medius, and gluteus minimus.
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Can Dogs Eat Baking Powder?
Many veterinarian websites claim that baking soda is dangerous for dogs.
Baking powder can dogs eat, so the question arises: can they eat it?
Answer: ~ Baking soda cannot be fed to dogs, although you can use a teaspoon or more in dog cakes or other dog rewards.
Can pets eat cooking powder?
Yeast, baking soda, and leavening agents. In pets, leavening agents can cause cramps, seizures, and even heart problems.
Which baking agents are safe for dogs?
You'll need oatmeal, eggs, flour, water, or broth. Create delicious cookies with peanut butter (without sugar substitutes such as xylitol), pumpkin puree, apples, carrots, potatoes, and cheese that your dog will love.
Can baking soda harm my dog?
Baking soda is not purely harmful, but too much can cause problems in pets. The acidity in your puppy's digestive system interacts with the baking soda he ingests.
A small amount will not harm you, but a large amount can cause vomiting, abdominal discomfort, and bloating.
Can a dog eat powder?
Let's say your pet consumed healthy protein powder. You can expect loose intestines and other gastrointestinal problems causing vomiting, appetite loss, and pain.
He might also be cranky or sluggish (or both), and he might also be a little aggressive or snappy when he's in pain.
How does baking soda affect dogs?
Feeding baking soda to dogs is safe, but it is not recommended. In large amounts, sodium bicarbonate can be dangerous for dogs.
How toxic is baking soda?
It is non-toxic to use baking soda in cooking and baking. Overdoses or allergies, however, can be serious.
Baking soda can pets consume?
You cannot feed your dog cooking powder or sodium bicarbonate, but a teaspoon or two in a dog biscuit should cause no problems.
Can I use dog treats in place of baking flour?
There are ten practical substitutes for baking soda that you can try.
A buttermilk beverage. A fermented milk product, buttermilk has a sour, slightly spicy flavor, unlike yogurt. ...
Sour milk.
vinegar
Simple yogurt. Just like buttermilk, yogurt is created by the fermentation of milk.
Lemon juice.
Club Soda
Dogs, can you eat baking ingredients?
Beware of these active ingredients in the next package you receive:
It is artificial color.
The beer ice cream.
Nitrates and nitrites.
Vegetable oil.
Corn syrup
Xylitol or another sugar alcohol
Propylene glycol.
Frequently Asked Questions
Baking soda or baking powder?
They may seem similar, but they aren't the same. An acid and a liquid are required to activate the baking soda and increase baked goods. The cooking powder contains salt, bicarbonate, and acid. A single liquid is all it takes to trigger it.
Can a dog lick baking soda?
The most common symptom of baking soda intoxication is nausea. Dogs may also experience diarrhea, lethargy, depression, seizures, and tremors. Untreated, it can lead to electrolyte shifts, heart attacks, and even death.
Can I drizzle my dog with a boiling soft drink?
Spray your dog with baking soda. Your dog gets clean again quickly if you scrub the baking soda into its fur and then clean it out.
Does a dog eat packages, not packages?
If swallowed, silica globules can cause mild intestinal discomfort to your puppy. The main problem is packaging, not beads.
If your dog consumes silica grain packets, he may suffer from intestinal constipation. The symptoms include nausea, diarrhea, lethargy, and anorexia.
Is feeding a pet gunpowder an indication?
First, feeding pet gunpowder does not make it indicate. The gunpowder in a dog's body is poison; surviving it makes him insane and unstable. These types of pets should be euthanized as they are unpredictable.
Conclusion
After you have read the full article, you will better understand what you can and cannot do.
Baking soda toxicity is characterized by vomiting. Dogs may experience diarrhea, lethargy, depression, seizures, tremors, and disorientation.
This can culminate in mineral imbalances, chronic cardiovascular disease, and even fatalities if left unexplained.
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i googled it
i had no less than 7 people look at my genitals yesterday
🙃
i had (very minor) surgery and there were student doctors
now i’m wide awake at 1:25am in extreme pain with no memory of when i last took painkillers because i have memory issues 😑
just gonna risk it for a biscuit
i’ve never overdosed on extra paracetamol before so 🤷🏻
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