HOTTEST Companion in Baldur's Gate 3
Objective Tier List
It may not be what you think it is
I used the pictures provided in the pre made Tier List because I was lazy to use other ones and yes i made it on my phone so ignore that, also Spoiler warning
So we have Astarion as the least Hot companion because well he is an undead, a vampire, so he's cold as a corpse
Then we have Lae'zel, I imagine whatever lizard-alien githyanki are is definitely gonna lean more towards being cold blooded, also they're from the Astral Plane so
Minthara, as Drow are adapted to live in the Underdark, I imagine she has a lower body temperature than a typical Elf
Shadowheart being half-elf she has average body temperature for us the players, also Human Wyll.
Meanwhile Tiefling Wyll, would definitely have a warmer body temperature due to his new infernal heritage.
Why Gale would be as warm as him while being a human?
Well because he has a piece of Weave inside of him, and magic being pure energy, if we apply our world's laws to it "Energy can neither be created nor destroyed, it can only be transformed from one form to another" so it is possible that the Magical energy Gale has inside of him is transformed into Thermal energy and thus increasing his body temperature higher than a normal human. (I'm a nerd)
Then we have Halsin, he is a BEAR (yeah that's it, however you want to interpret that is a yes)
And of course, the HOTTEST Companion is Karlach, for having an Infernal engine instead of a heart and being a tiefling herself
Congratulations to our beloved Barbarian for escaping the Hells and becoming the Hottest companion in Baldur's Gate 3 ❤️🔥
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thinking about how the names of the tiers impact who goes where, especially after the "obviously smash" tiers.
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Does anyone want to be subjected to my bad takes
This is the smaller tier list I filled out today vs the big one from late October when I'd only been like. Halfway through Act 3
Please keep in mind before u judge me that my opinions change a lot and I also have sooo bad memory like. And I hadn't met some ppl yet yk
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Well, my heart truly belongs only to Halsin 💚
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following in @plushchimera 's footsteps. Here is my list. There was one character that I didn't know who it was, so they went into the pass.
[tier link here]
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