Bathmophobia, fear of stairs and slopes. It’s why he desperately holds someone’s hand on stairs, inclines, or ramps where he needs a general’s arm.
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happy birthday soyboy
How dare you call me, a sigma male, a soyboy? You don't know the meaning of the word.
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What if your family and friends found out?
All about how you goon over sexy slutty mean girl online who humiliates and destroys you. They’d laugh at you with disgust and pity. You spend all your time and money on this twisted pleasure I stir up in you, every edge and release... How miserable you are. You know how pathetic it is yet you can’t get enough. Anyways, keep stroking your cock for Goddess I never said stop.
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Me trying to say the word knife.
My mind only thinking of spoon.
"Knoof"
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hey what the fuck. does tumblr think i do ketamine. i mean yeah but how do they know.
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my betta when i first got him vs him now 🪸🐠🫧
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Beta virgins don’t fuck, they’re meant to suck for the rest of their existence, if that.
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Me trying to say the word knife.
My mind only thinking of spoon.
"Knoof"
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