Which Locked Tomb book you like best actually says a lot about you. (you can trust me, I’m an expert in pseudoscience)
If you like Gideon the Ninth most:
You read to have a good time/for humor
You like to watch the gay men women fight
You’re a sucker for a tragedy
One of your favorite character archetypes is the humble hero
You either correctly understand that Gideon Nav is the best character or relate too much to her to believe that
You came for the gothic vibes or necromancy vibes and stayed for the gays
If you like Harrow the Ninth most:
You read to feel a little clever
There’s a 90% chance your IQ is higher than mine
You’re known to like characters who could be considered frustrating, or even unbearable (@ mercymorn and ianthe)
You like puzzles and you will stick out large periods of confusion for the joy of solving.
You probably annotate your books (if you don’t it’s because you believe writing in books is sacrilegious)
You’re a sucker for a dramatic reveal
If you like Nona the Ninth most:
You read to feel loved
You’re a slut for the found family trope
You don’t necessarily like to solve puzzles, but you love the feeling of it all coming together
Thank God someone [God] is finally talking about Earth and this society’s relationship to it because you like ur fantasy a tiny bit grounded in reality
You believe in the power of radical kindness
You enjoy an element of whimsy to your grim imperialist capitalist dystopia (you would also prefer if it was interspersed with cow facts)
Edits (that no one asked for)
You don’t like Harrow because you’re autistic, we’re all autistic (well, actually, I’m adhd but that’s beside the point). TLT is strictly for the neurodivergents and gays
The harrow fans have asserted that many of them are dumb and proud. I’m sorry for assuming otherwise. Love that for you guys
Other valid reasons for liking Harrow best include: an enjoyment of body horror, a love of overly convoluted plots made with your frienemy to save the dead girl and the entombed girl you love
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I jumped into bed, and lay down next to her. Her hair smelled like coconut oil and she was warm in bed. I wrapped my arm around her, over the soft, silky pajamas covering her. I tried to tell whether or not she was asleep, as her chest slowly rose and fell.
She gave a little yawn, and shifted her body down, curling herself into the crook of my hips. As she moved, my arm caught on her chest, and I felt her nipple as it brushed past.
I still wasn't sure she was awake. I moved my arm back down, again flicking her nipple, a bit more firmly than before.
Her butt stuck out, pressing into me, and my arm instantly tightened around her. I pressed my face close behind her, against the smell of her hair and the sound of her quickening breath. I moved my arm so that my hand clutched her chest while my elbow was pressing her hip down into the mattress.
I pressed my palm against her nipple and kneaded my fingers into her chest gently. I heard her exhale suddenly, and figured I should say something.
"Hey."
"... hey," she responded.
That done, I pressed my body against hers and started to push and pull, easily guiding her hips and body. I love hearing her squeak when I pinch her breast in my hand and she arches her back to follow my fingers.
I push my other arm under her, grabbing her with both hands and pulling her tightly against me.
Now she's at the point where she's moving on her own. Even if I leave my arms still, her chest puffs out and her ass twitches in my lap. I decide that I've been making it too easy for her.
"Stop moving, babe."
"Unh... okay."
She stays still, and I gently nuzzle my face into her neck as if I was done.
When I start again, I'm more rough with her. My nails dig into her soft skin, and I relish her gasping as I pin her hips down with my arm and grind into her.
God, I love all the things she says. So much of that "Oh - fuck - babe - baby - yesssyesyesyes" that makes her sound so sweet and needy.
I want to make her feel good. I run my hand along her, just above her waist.
"Do you mind if I touch you?"
"No, baby. Please..."
I felt her soft clit under her clothes. I pressed a finger underneath it and started drawing lines up to the tip.
I made the strokes faster and faster. She lifted up one of her legs, and I pushed my arm into the inside of her thigh to spread her out further.
I started drawing little circles right underneath the tip, just how she likes. She's whimpering and shaking and so insanely sexy.
"Oh - babe - babe."
"I remember the first time you called me babe. I was touching you just like this. You really like it, huh?"
She moans and nods, but I really wanted to hear her voice struggling to be coherent.
"Tell me you like it."
I can feel a twitch run through her legs, and her clit suddenly gets harder, pressing back through the fabric against my fingers.
"Yes, baby, I like it s- uh- so much."
"Do you love me for making you feel this way?"
"Yes!! Yes, I love you, you're so good - babe - mmhmm!"
God. She twitched while I yawned and lay back on the pillow. She turned around to kiss me, and I felt a wet spot through her panties as she pressed against my leg.
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SOFIA COPPOLA
Does Lana Del Rey inspire you? Be honest.
JOHN CARPENTER
They're after you, aren't they? What are you waiting for? Run!
ABEL FERRARA
Stop clogging the prayer line with your guilt and shame, baby. Go for a walk or something, sometimes <3
JORDAN PEELE
You're one of a kind, that's for sure, you weirdo <3
KATHRYN BIGELOW
You're so deconstructed and complex, wow. Love that for you!
KARYN KUSAMA
You're so gay, I wouldn't even know where to start... But, hmm, call me maybe?
ABEL FERRARA
Stop clogging the prayer line with your guilt and shame, baby. Go for a walk or something, sometimes <3
DAVID CRONENBERG
Yeah... You're literally a freak[y and foreboding ♥].
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KATHRYN BIGELOW
You're so deconstructed and complex, wow. Love that for you!
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