Beef... Poot...?

That one scenario has taken root in my brain. Now I can't stop thinking about Mr. Pasmore's assistant purposefully upsetting his stomach because he pissed them off. Giving him spicy food or hot coffee or soy products because he berated them, then lying in wait because they know he'll pay for it later with that sensitive stomach of his 🤌

"Thank you," Mr. Pasmore says cooly as you place his lunch on his desk not looking up from being engrossed in his work, speaking as if not less than an hour ago he was calling you an incompetent waste of air. A major mistake was made by the folks in the PR department but unfortunately, you took the fall, and the blame for your boss being late for a very important meeting fell directly on you. This earned you a horrible reaming out by the CEO. It might have been a little petty you wanted to get a little bit of justice. As an 'apology' you offer you pick up Perceus's lunch personally; a large order of dumplings from a restaurant your boss liked stuffed with beef carrots bok-choy, and tofu. The blend of texters seemed to cover up the extra surprise as when you went into the office to drop off some reports the take-out tray was completely empty. And now it was time to wait....

You were ideally doing paperwork at your desk when you hear a loud *BRRRRAPPPPPP!!* *PRRRPPP!!* from the CEO's office. You smirk a little bit as the farts grow louder *POOTT* *BBBBBBBBRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPP* *BBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPTT* *PPPPPPPPPRRRRRRPPPPPAAAAAPPPPP* *FFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPTTTT* Every few seconds you can hear your boss's ass sound off, stubbing with grunts and groans of discomfort and grunts *BRRRAAAAPPPPP!!!*

"Y/N!!!"

Mr. Pasmore bellows from office. Shit. Your heart sinks and hesitantly step in, trying not to react to the thick hot stench in the air. That tofu must be doing a number on his stomach "Y-yes, Mr. Pasomre..?"

"Who brought my lunch today!?" *PPPSSSSSRRRrrrrrr....* "I want them fired! This instant!!" *POOTPPP!!* *POOT!!* It had been a long time since you had seen Mr. Pasmore this livid...or this gassy. You blink. Who brought..? Perseus was so focused on his work earlier that he didn't notice it was you who took care of lunch. Your career and your nose would be ruined if he found out it was you. "It was an intern, sir." You answer after a moment *FFFFFRRRTTT* *BLLOOORTTT!* *PUUURRRRRTTT* *HHHRRRRTTT!** "Give them their last check and throw them ou-"* *SPLARRRRRTTT!!* *bloooorrrrr...* You suppress a smile as you see Mr. Pasmore's face go bright red in shame "....but before that could you get my other pair of pants...." *PLLOOORRPppp..* He let out a finally bubbly fart against what you could only assume was a fresh wet log sagging his underwear You allow yourself to smile despite the now truly rotten odder coming off Perseus "Yes, sir, right away, sir."

The Local Cuisine of Hunza Valley, Pakistan

The local cuisine of Hunza Valley is known for its simplicity, healthfulness, and unique flavors. The region's cuisine largely reflects the agricultural practices and natural resources of the area. Here are some popular dishes and ingredients you can find in the traditional cuisine of Hunza Valley:

1. Chapshuro: A savory meat-filled bread, typically made with minced meat (often mutton or beef) and spices. It is cooked in a traditional tandoor (clay oven) and served hot.

2. Harissa: A traditional porridge-like dish made with whole wheat and meat (usually chicken or lamb). The meat is slow-cooked with spices and then mixed with wheat to create a thick and hearty dish.

3. Momo (Mamtu): Dumplings filled with minced meat (mutton, beef, or chicken) and vegetables. They are usually steamed and served with a spicy tomato-based dipping sauce.

4. Dirham Fitti: A popular breakfast dish made with wheat dough that is rolled and cooked on a griddle. It is usually served with butter or ghee and accompanied by local cheese or honey.

5. Apricot-Based Dishes: Hunza Valley is famous for its apricots, and the fruit is used in various dishes. Apricot oil is often used in cooking, and dried apricots are used in stews and desserts. One popular apricot dish is "Ghulay Poot," a sweet and sour apricot soup.

6. Local Cheese: Hunza Valley is known for its fresh and organic dairy products. One of the most famous cheeses is "Chhurpi," a hard cheese made from yak's milk. It is often served as a snack or grated over dishes.

7. Butter Tea: A traditional hot beverage made by boiling tea leaves with water, salt, and butter. It is a staple drink in the region and is believed to provide warmth and energy in the cold mountainous climate.

8. Walnut Cake: Hunza Valley is abundant in walnut orchards, and walnuts are often used in desserts. Walnut cake is a popular sweet treat made with ground walnuts, sugar, and eggs.

9. Local Bread: The bread in Hunza Valley is typically made with whole wheat flour and baked in traditional tandoors. "Skit" is a popular type of bread, which is thin and unleavened.

These are just a few examples of the delightful cuisine you can experience in the Hunza Valley. The focus on fresh, locally sourced ingredients, and the simplicity of the recipes make the food of Hunza Valley both delicious and healthy.

Planning a trip of Hunza Valley, Pakistan with Adventure Seekers Club sounds exciting. The trip can be customized based on your preferences, group size, and the availability of activities.

Check your Fur

Mmm! Ooh la la! Oh yes! Now this is what I call sex-you-all! Wrapped in a pristine (butt not for long) white towel up to his chest as a sign of his fruitiness, Sonic the Hedgehog looked at Tom Wachowski with bedroom eyes, and romantically said to him "Good Times" before lifting his leg and released some big, loud, wet, cacophonous, hot, steamy, stinky, stanky, smelly, chili doggy poot gas or possibly more from his butthole! His toots sounded like this: FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

The fragrant hedgehog gas resulted in Donut Lord, Movie Sonic's affectionate nickname for Tom blushing and his pickle growing big as he playfully waved the stench away while taking a whiff and saying to the blue blur "Mmm! Oh! Oooh! Oh come on! That's awful! What did you eat, my boy?!" as he laid down while Sonic smirked. Our speedy blue hero, about to pass out from his own fumes replied "I think it's called a... chili dog?" having never before came across the delicious meal of hot dogs smothered in lean beef, stewed beans, and cheese despite having gobbled down a platter full of a dozen of the dogz at a nearby biker bar. Tom, struggling to hide his attraction to the silly blue alien continued the joke by responding with "You might want to check your fur on that one, my deliciously ticklish and gassy buddy!" Resulting in the spacehog finding a splatter of brown on the towel and right around his bootyhole, letting Donut Lord getting a good look at that hedgehog's bussy.

The Library

(18+ mlm fart fiction story)

It seemed like another boring day. I walked to my college library to work on an essay for one of my classes. I went upstairs into a far back corner so I wouldn't be disturbed. I sat at a private single-person desk and got to work as planned.

"That's my seat."

I looked up to see a gorgeous man standing above me. He had brown hair and broad shoulders. His muscles looked so chiseled I thought he might have been carved out of stone by the greatest artist in the world. He wore black jeans, a white t-shirt with some band logo on it, and a dark denim jacket.

I was spending way too much time looking at his body.

"Uhhh... what?"

"My seat," he said, "I always sit there. Everyone knows that."

"I.. I'm sorry, I didn't know," I stuttered.

"It's fine. You'll do as a nice cushion." Before I could ask questions, the boy walked over and sat right on my lap. He was much taller and heavier than me. All I could see was the back of his jacket, and all I could think about was his ass. Even though I had only seen it for that split second before he sat down, the image of it stayed in my brain. It was absolutely massive. I could feel it's weight pushing against my crotch and legs. I had to focus all my energy on keeping my dick controlled.

The boy rubbed his ass from side to side, getting more comfortable. I could feel my erection rising. He had to feel it.

I heard him close my laptop, move it aside, and open his own. He began typing. For a while, that's all that happened. I occasionally struggled and grunted to keep up the act, but honestly, this was heaven for me. And it got even better.

BRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMNNNNTT

The vibrations of the boy's fart travelled all along my body. My erection throbbed uncontrollably as I held myself back from cumming in my shorts. The smell of roast beef wafted its way up to my nose and I couldn't help but take it all in.

The boy chuckled. "Gay and a fart sniffer. This must be your lucky day."

RRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNPPP

Another fart erupted straight into my crotch. I moaned and gripped the sides of the chair as I barely kept the cum from flowing. The boy laughed again and started rubbing his ass back and forth into my crotch again.

"Well if that's too much for you, maybe I should sit on something else." The boy stood up and let out a little hissing poot right into my face. I leaned in and sniffed it up as hard as I could. He gripped my hair and dragged me into another empty corner of the library. This spot had a low table surrounded by bean bags.

The boy tossed me down, set his laptop on the table, and then leaned down and flipped me exactly as he wanted me. The back of my head rested against the bean bag as I laid belly up on the library floor.

"Pucker up."

The boy lowered his jeans revealing his red and black boxers. He slowly squatted down over my face and sat down. His cheeks swallowed my entire head whole. He began typing again.

PPPPPPRRRRRRRTTTT

The smell of this fart was the worst. It was absolutely rancid. In another scenario I might've wondered what the boy had eaten. but in that moment I only had one thing on my mind. I sniffed and sniffed and sniffed it all. I inhaled so much gas my lungs burned. After a few minutes the smell faded, and I awaited another to come.

"Time for the big finale." The boy lifted up slightly and pulled off his own underwear. I couldn't believe it. His naked hairy ass was right there. It touched down on my face, and the skin to skin contact almost finished me completely. He reached down and pulled my hard throbbing dick out of my shorts. He continued to lower his ass until my nostrils were right against his hole.

RRRRRRRRHHHHHHMMMMMMPP!

PPPPPRRRRRRTT!

TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssss....

Fart after fart erupted into my face and ended off with one last wet hiss. The immense pleasure sent me over the edge, and cum shot out of my dick like fireworks. I moaned deep into his ass, tasting the farts as they wafted into my mouth. I licked his hole and cleaned it as much as I could.

The boy sat there for another hour as I enjoyed the feeling of his bare ass resting against my face. He finally closed his laptop, gathered his things, pulled up his underwear and jeans, and walked away without a word. I grabbed some tissues nearby and cleaned myself up the best that I could. What an experience.

tumblr quiz answer key

ask and ye shall receive

all references are sourced from @heritageposts​ and my own deep memories

question 1: the supernatural necklace story is fake

question 2: cole sprouse (heritagepost’s tag about the incident) 

question 3: fan mail (an older feature that was a mix of asks and messaging? looking back it was kinda unnecessary)

question 4: dean in gym shorts

question 5: 2014

question 6: thejorie had 3 weed smoking girlfriends

question 7: his french toast sticks

question 8: none pizza with left beef

question 9: poot lovato

question 10: thanks, i stole them from the president

The Black Sails Rewatch w/ Bob Commentary (s1 e7-8)

We finished s1 on New Year's Eve. Brace for Opinions and Salt :P

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Ep 7:

Pastor is practicing sermon: "who is he talking to? the children of the corn?"

Flint and company in Eleanor's office: "Umm did they just teleport back?"

"Leaving in the middle of your meetings isn't very professional Eleanor"

Flint: Everyone is lied to for their own good

"You need consent dude"

about Eleanor and Mr. Scott: "Well you did just tell him you could handle yourself but now you're bent out of shape that he's leaving?"

Randall farts: "That doesn't mean anything. I bet John Silver farts 36 times a day. Randall could be a genius"

"This episode isn't very good is it? They're just like... marking time until the finale. Like, it's an 18 minute episode that for some reason is taking 50."

"That's sort of the advantage of procedural styles of tv. If you need to mark time and maybe wrap up a few loose ends, you can just have a case/mission/monster of the week"

“You guys don’t have electricity, why do you have all these conversations at night?”

about Ranger and Walrus: "those ships are too close together. I know you're a consort but you don't need to be within spitting distance, damn"

about Vane: "Rise my dirt child rise"

"They should have buried him face down"

and then:

"He's got a floppy sandy dick, I bet he got sand in his urethra. Captain Long Dong"

"Did anything happen that episode? It was just talking in rooms. Okay, Vane killed that beef guy, but it was in the last 30 seconds"

"What else happened? They dealt nominally with Billy being dead, like the bare minimum. Like 'Okay, so, promise to never whip your dick out on Zoom again' and no real punishment"

“Billy’s going to come back as that snapping turtle from Treasure Planet”

"I feel like they really should have voted Flint off by now. They don't really need him to get the gold do they? With him the crew is just bargaining for bigger cages and longer leashes"

Ep 8:

in the brothel: "Who lights all these candles, you’re gonna burn the place down"

about Randall's peg leg: "hey Silver, maybe the middle of a storm isn't the best time to have this conversation?"

Flint: Either tomorrow we'll be able to afford a lot more or

Gates: We'll be too dead to care

"Yeah, my ass this all resolves tomorrow"

"I really dislike people standing up in rowboats"

"I wish they had spent the last episode where they weren't doing anything instead showing all the preparations that were done to both ships to get them ready for this raid. Like before an anime fight scene, you show the characters training so that you know the stakes"

"I want an upgrade montage with the new 12 pounders. We spent so much time getting those guns and I DIDN’T GET TO SEE THEM"

Urca isn't there: "oh no, did they not find One Piece at the Grand Line -surprised Pikachu-"

Hornigold: In a moment when stability is at hand and the world is at your feet, your first instinct is to go out in search of someone new to fight

"That guy said exactly what I was thinking"

"wait wait, did Flint just say he wanted the Ranger to fire OVER THEIR BOW? Those guns do not have the kind of accuracy. This is a terrible plan"

Gates dies: "F in the chat. Just kiss his head a little bit"

and then

"Mr. Gates could still turn into a giant millipede in the next life"

"Turns out, Vane is a masochist"

"I don't envy anyone who tries to 'make an example' of Anne Bonny"

"Wait, so Vane's threat is that he's going to tell ppl that Jack betrayed his pirate pals... and then what? They get to just continue running this small business, being warm and not getting shot at and, as stated, making tons of money? This seems like a win"

Dufresne is accusing Flint: "Do we really have to do this right now!?"

“The one time you’re not supposed to challenge the Captain is in a battle situation and... that’s when all the challenges happen”

"lookit that, the warship has butt guns, looks like a fart. Poot poot"

"The ending of this season was exceptionally anti-climactic :( They spent so much time trying to convince ppl to do this really dangerous thing and it turned out to be a nothing burger"

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I also thought the end of s1 was uh.... weird and anti-climactic. Here's hoping Bob enjoys s2 better! (which might be my favorite season).

Alex Wolff on 'Castle in the Ground,' Producing a Movie with Nicolas Cage and His 'Jumanji' Future

The actor also reveals the text his friend Cage sent him about playing Joe Exotic.

[This story contains spoilers for Castle in the Ground.]

At 22, Alex Wolff has already had a full 16-year career in Hollywood. From his supernatural horror hit, Hereditary, to his expanding role in the Jumanji franchise, Wolff has even written and directed his own film, The Cat and the Moon. Wolff’s latest role as Henry in Castle in the Ground checks another box that is consistent with most acclaimed actors as his grieving, opioid-addicted character required dramatic weight loss. Since he was already quite lean, losing 30 pounds took its toll on the New York native.

“I only had a couple weeks before I started shooting. I know that [my diet] just didn’t turn out very well, and it turned out to be super unhealthy at the end of it,” Wolff tells The Hollywood Reporter. “I had a lot of problems, but I’ve now found out since then that there’s some totally better, more healthy ways that you can do it. And a can of tuna and an apple is not that.”

At the end of 2019, Wolff wrapped production on Michael Sarnoski’s Pig, and the experience went so well that he’s already collaborating with one of his co-stars on another project. That co-star happens to be one Nicolas Cage.

“I have a movie that I’m going to direct that I wrote and I’m really, really excited about it. And without spoiling too much, Nic is actually producing it with me,” Wolff shares. “I’m going to be starring in it… But yeah, I’d say it’s a character drama with elements of thriller. It’s definitely a psychological drama.”

In a conversation with THR, Wolff discusses Castle in the Ground’s impact on him, his Jumanji future and the text exchange he had with Cage regarding Cage’s new role as Joe Exotic.

You lost 30 pounds for Castle in the Ground. Did you subscribe to Christian Bale’s Machinist diet of one apple and one can of tuna per day?

Oh God. Yeah, I’ve heard of that. I’ve heard of a lot of different diets. I mean, mine was really interesting because I only had a couple weeks before I started shooting. It was like two or two-and-a-half weeks. I know that mine just didn’t turn out very well, and it turned out to be super unhealthy at the end of it. I had a lot of problems, but I’ve now found out since then that there’s some totally better, more healthy ways that you can do it. And a can of tuna and an apple is not that. (Laughs.)

Does a character like Henry ever frighten you to the point of being more cautious in your own life?

Interesting. I think more than anything, it really made me have empathy for people who make bad decisions. More than make me not make bad decisions, it makes me have more empathy for the people who make these kinds of decisions with addiction and everything. I see them more humanly.

As Henry showed, one wrong choice can create a ripple effect that has complete control over you.

Yeah, it just seems like this kind of thing happens so quickly. That’s the scariest part of the whole thing. This can happen so quickly once you start dipping your toe in this pool of these drugs and this kind of lifestyle. You just get completely sucked in, swept up, chewed up and spit out.

When your characters go through a difficult experience and you have to play those feelings and emotions that come with the territory, has that ever prepared you, to some degree, for a similar experience in real life?

I think it’s more the opposite. I mean, there are certain eerie times when life imitates art, but it’s more that my life experience becomes applicable to certain movies and characters. I can do some transference, but I don’t really think that anything that I’ve done in a movie has prepared me for anything in life. What I’ve done in movies has been a collection of my own experience.

I loved the voicemail scene between you and Imogen (Poots). Did you guys rehearse that scene since the timing is so precise and comedic?

I love that scene. We didn’t do much rehearsal in this movie at all. It was pretty guerilla warfare. (Laughs.) We could just go for it. So, we may have run through it a few times, but really, the rehearsal was us just kind of figuring it out as it goes along.

At first, I thought Henry was angling for a romantic relationship with Imogen’s character, Ana, but then I quickly realized that he wanted to transfer the caregiving of his mother (Neve Campbell) onto someone else who was sick in her own way. Do you also think he was dependent on caring for a sick person, as opposed to some romantic fixation?

Maybe he had a crush or something, but I think it’s kind of deeper. He needed anything. He needed anything from her — whether it was romantic or to just be around her, I think he just needed somebody in his life to fill the void of his mom. I don’t think it’s as simple and as clean-cut as her replacing his mom, but I think it’s just that he needs something. He needs some family.

[This next question contains spoilers for Castle in the Ground’s ending.]

The movie ends on an ambiguous, full-circle moment, but given the unforgiving and relentless nature of the opioid crisis, I think history repeated itself in Henry’s mom’s bedroom. Was that your interpretation as well?

Well, I almost want to keep the end a secret for people who haven’t seen it. So, I kind of want that to be one of these big surprises. But I think you’re right. I mean, I’m thinking about it, but I think you’re right. He kind of gives into it eventually. I think he protests, but he lets her do it. I think it’s this moment where, yeah, it’s like history repeating itself. It’s like a prophecy or premonition that he’s going to end up doing it. I kind of want people going in, thinking that it’s going to go a different direction or thinking that it’s going to all come up daisies. You think it’s going to go that way, and then, I think it’s important that it’s like “nope.” It should end super hopeless and punishing because that’s how this actually ends. This is how these drugs usually end.

I loved how aggressively blunt Henry could be at times. He was pretty reserved for the most part, but he did not hold back when it came to Ana’s friends. For example, Tom Cullen’s character said to him, “You seem like a good kid,” and Henry responded, “Thanks, I kind of thought you were a piece of shit...”

(Laughs.) Yeah, I think it’s his only way of survival. I think he is shy, and I love that too. That was really a good element in the script, and I think we worked on beefing that up a little bit. He’s like a little boy, and I think little boys are like that sometimes. They put on a front of toughing it out, hence “I kind of thought you were a piece of shit...” But I think it’s also his way of giving and receiving love. I think it’s how he and Ana bond. I think it’s just his way of connecting.

Henry’s girlfriend, Rachel (Star Slade), had her own life while he was taking care of his mother. She was also going off to school soon. Was Henry’s decision to break up with her partially inspired by the fact that she didn’t need him as much as his mother or Ana did?

That’s interesting. That’s a really good question, but I didn’t see it that way. Maybe to a certain degree, but I would say that instead of her being more independent, I think it was about the fact that she was almost too good for him at a time when he couldn’t handle it. He couldn’t handle any kind of positive thing in his life. He wanted to be miserable. He wanted to follow the danger and follow his id, not what was healthy for him.

You started acting at six years old. Once you became old enough to make your own choices, did you ever sit down and assess whether you wanted to keep acting or not? Obviously, you made the right call, but sometimes, we hold on to things just because they’re all we’ve ever known.

I think about quitting acting every single day. I have a very love-hate relationship with it. The second I start a movie or when I’m not good in a scene, I’m like, “Fuck, I don’t want to do this anymore. This is hard.” You have to, in equal measure, be completely in love with it and need to do it. It feels like a need. It feels super deep and heartfelt.

Given the sad state of the world, have you done a screen test or chemistry read with another actor yet via Zoom?

Yeah, I’ve done a bunch of monologues and stuff with people, which has been really fun. I’ve been writing monologues and sending them to my friends, and I think that’s been really good. I’ve done some play readings on Zoom, but it’s not the same. It’s not great, but it’s okay. It’s better than nothing. The lag time is better than I actually expected, but it’s just still not perfect. It just isn’t.

You were an uncredited partygoer in Cory Finley’s Thoroughbreds, and you just had a supporting role in his latest film, Bad Education, which is excellent. Clearly, Cory felt guilty over the size of your Thoroughbreds part, right?

(Laughs.) He better have! He better feel guilty. No, I was shooting Patriots Day like an hour away from where they were shooting Thoroughbreds, and I knew the producer. So, I came just to hang out, and they just threw me in there, which was fun. But yeah, he’d better feel guilty for not giving me a bigger part. (Laughs.)

In Bad Education, I was quite fond of your outburst after Geraldine Viswanathan’s character pressures your character to publish her exposé, but he’s torn because of his recommendation letter from Hugh Jackman’s character.

That was kind of a fun day because Cory doesn’t usually have people improvising, but I kind of just went for it.

Jumanji: The Next Level left things in a very tantalizing place as the Jumanji game world has returned to the real world a la the original Robin Williams movie. Are you intrigued by the possibility of your real-life characters acting alongside the avatar characters for a change?

Oh my God, yeah. That better happen. That would be so amazing. I want that. Yeah, I think it would be full circle. To come back to the real world.

I think you just came up with the title.

Jumanji: Full Circle? Yeah, it better be that. Jumanji: Full Circle, I like that. The idea of all the kids, The Rock, Danny DeVito, Danny Glover and everybody else in the real world makes me so unbelievably excited.

Recently, your name was on a very exciting list of actors in connection with a new movie from one of my favorite filmmakers, M. Night Shyamalan. Can you say anything about this?

(Wolff imitates static noise.) We’re going through a tunnel actually. Sorry, I’m going through a tunnel right now. There’s a tunnel in my house. Can you hear that? (Laughs.)

You’ve heard this quite a bit, but Hereditary’s car accident scene is one of the most disturbing scenes I’ve ever seen. Oftentimes, when the cast and crew know they have to shoot something dark like that, they find ways to keep the set as light as possible. Was that the case that day?

No, actually. That was not the case. For me, sometimes if they’re trying to make it too light, it’s kind of distracting. So, I sometimes have to just stay in the zone. I kind of just was wearing my headphones and trying to stay in the spirit of it. I think it’s sometimes too hard to completely jump in and out.

Did that scene mess with your head for a little while after shooting it? No pun intended.

(Laughs.) I think it did mess with my head in the moment. I think the whole movie was kind of difficult. It kind of stuck with me. I think that scene in particular definitely stuck with me at least for a few days. But I think that movie was like a constant attention-taker. I think it haunted me for a while.

This is a shameless question, but have you texted your friend Nic Cage about his brand-new role as Joe Exotic [of Tiger King fame]?

Of course, I have. Of course, I have. I said, “Are you playing Joe Exotic?” and he texted me back (Wolff imitates Cage.) “You bet your ass I am.”

It’s perfect casting.

When I first saw it, I said the only person who could possibly play him in a fictional world is Nic. I just feel like that guy is so larger than life, and anybody else would not be able to go there. Nic is the only person who can go there, I think.

Are you itching to direct again?

Yeah, man. I have a movie that I’m going to direct that I wrote and I’m really, really excited about it. And without spoiling too much, Nic is actually producing it with me. Yeah, I’m really excited about it.

Can you reveal the genre yet?

I would say it’s a character drama, and I’m going to be starring in it. I’m really excited about it. But yeah, I’d say it’s a character drama with elements of thriller. It’s definitely a psychological drama.

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Castle in the Ground is now available on Digital HD and VOD.

this is a post about food and kind of disordered eating so scroll on by, I think I've tagged for it but just in case

So with The Gallbladder being an issue, I'm limited on what I can eat, right? I don't eat a lot of different things to begin with (textures!!) so this has Severely Limited me

Can't have

High fat (no more than 10g per meal)

Peanut anything

Cheese

Most breads, but white bread in particular

Full fat dairy (not really an issue, I drink skim lactose free milk anyway)

Beef (except like 93%-96% lean)

Pastas (rice pasta ok, chickpea pasta ok, wheat pasta no good)

So as you can imagine, as someone who used peanut butter as their protein and ate mainly cheese, and mac n cheese, I'm not happy

I eat a lot of potatoes and low sodium lunch meat ham (Krakus or NOTHING) and those low fat meals at work because they're easy

But Mom bought these. Cheese things. Little balls of nothing but baked cheese. And like - I can have half a serving, which is like 5 of them (they're the size of malted milk balls maybe) and have no reaction aside from some poots

But today I just had A Craving!!! And I ate the rest of the bag which was two full servings!!! And I regret it so much but they were

SO GOOD

I miss eating food that isn't potatoes or salad

HOPE IS COMING

First junk box order!!

Got a t-shirt box and it came with a beef romano recipe card, a bunch of stickers, pokeball light, neopets cards, figurines (pumpkin dude is going immediately on display with my halloween decorations), and a beet poot print (priceless).

Definitely the best and weirdest thing I've ever gotten in the mail 🎃

Brexit news: ‘Very serious threat' to farmers picked out in new trade deal | Politics | News

Brexit news: ‘Very serious threat’ to farmers picked out in new trade deal | Politics | News

The free trade agreement will ultimately see all tariffs and trade taxes removed from New Zealand’s exports of lamb, beef and butter to the UK. Edwin Poots, Northern Ireland’s Agriculture Minister, has warned that this will place enormous pressure on UK farmers and might see some producers out-competed. The Department for International Trade insists that “tariff liberalisation… can be staged…

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Northern Ireland wary of Aust trade deal

Northern Ireland wary of Aust trade deal

A zero tariff, zero quota trade deal between the UK and Australia would damage Northern Ireland’s beef and sheep trade, Stormont’s agriculture minister has warned. Edwin Poots, who is the incoming leader of the Democratic Unionist Party (DUP), said the prospect of such an agreement posed a “high level of risk” to farmers across the UK. Poots outlined his concerns in a letter to UK environment…

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Government name: Epipremnum aureum Neon // Neon pothos

Given name: Poot

Plant is still smol but she do be variegated or whatever 😌💅🏾. I mean it's not much but it's there. Some disrespectful ass birds keep trying to uproot the plant. I have no idea why maybe they have beef? Idk.

Levidromes

A levidrome is a word that when spelled backwards makes another word. Well, at least not yet. It is not in the Oxford English Dictionary. Levi Budd is a six-year-old boy from British Columbia in Canada who has coined the term 'levidrome' after spotting that the word 'STOP' spells 'POTS' backwards. After realising that there is no such word in English for this phenomena, a social media campaign has started to get this word in popular usage (hence this post). I wrote a short Python script this morning that will pull all of the levidromes from a dictionary file. The full list is copied below.

aa ab aba abac abba abo abos abut acca ad ado ados ae aga agar agas agenes ah aha ahs aia aider air airts ajar aka al ala alan alif alma alula am ama amahs amas amen amene amir amis amla amman an ana anal anan anana anes anew anger animal animes anna annat anon ante apod araara arak arb arbas are ares arf aril arret arris arum arval aryl assam asses at ataata ate ates aua auks ava aval avel avid avo awa ay ayahs ba bac bacs bad bag bal bals ban bans bard barf bark bas bat bats bed beef ben bens bib bid big bin bins bird bis blub bo bob bobac bobak bod bog boh bok bon bonk boob boord bor bos bots bows boy bra braced brad brag braw bro brod bros bru bub bud bug bulb bun bunk buns bur burd burg bus but buts cab caba cabob cam camus cap card cares cep ceps cire cires cis cit cite cito civic clat cod cor cos cot cram cran crem cur da dab dace dad dag dah dahs dal dam dap daraf darb darg dart darts das daud daw daws day de deb debut decaf decal decarb dedal deed deem deen deens deep deeps deer dees deet deets def defer deffer deffo deg degami degged deid deified deifier deil deke deked del deled delf delis deliver delos dels deman demit demits den denier denies denim denis denned dennets dens depart deport depot depots derat derats dere dered deres deros derris dessert desserts deus devas devil devils devots dew dewans dewed dexes deys di dial dialer dials diaper dib did died dif dig dim din dinar diol diols diram dit div diva do dob doc dod dog doh dohs dol dom don dons doom door dop dopa dops dor dorb dormin dorp dorps dort dorter dos doser dot doy drab drac drail dram drap draps draw drawer draws dray drey drib drier droob drool drow drows drub duad dual dub dud duel duo dup dups ea ean eas eat ecad ecce ed edile edit ee eel eels een ef eh ehs eke eked elide elides elutes em eme emes emir emit emits emmets emong emos en ene enema enes enol enows er era ere ered eres ergo eric eros ervil eses esnes espial esse et eta etas etat etats eten etic etna euk eve even evil eviler evils ewe exul eye faced farad fe fed feeb feer fen fer fet fid fier fig fila fir fires fled flog flor flow fool fra frab fret fro gab gad gag gal gals gam gan gans gaps gar garb gas gat gateman gater gats gay ged gel gelder gem gen get gib gid gif gig gins gip girt girts git gnar gnat gnats gnaw gnaws gnome gnus gob god golf gon gons goog gorp gorps gos got grad gram grub gu gub gul gulp guls gum gums guns gup gups gur gut guv guy ha habus had hadedah hah hahs hajjah halalah hales hallah hallan halos han hap haram hay he heh henry hep her hey ho hob hod hoh hon hoo hoop hop hos huh hup id ikat imaged io iris iron is it itas iwi jar kabob kaiak kak kam kara kat kay kayak keek keel keels keep keet keets ken keps kier kips kirks kis kiths knaps knar knit knits knob knop knot knots know knub knuts kob kook kor korat kow krab krans kue la lab laced lacer lad laded laer lag lager laid laipse lair lam lamina lana langer lap lares larum las laud lava lavra leat leben led lee leek leep leeps leer lees leet leets leg leir lemel leper les let leud leva level lever levins levo lez liar liard liart lias lied lies lin lion lira lit live lived livre lobo lod loges loid lone loof looks loom loons loop loops loord loos loot looter loots lop los lotos lug luxe lyra ma mac macs mad madam maes mag mak mal malam mallam mals mam man map maps mar marah marc marcs mard marg marid marram marrum mart mas massa mat maws may me meed mees meet meets meg mem merc meter mets mew mho mid milks mils mim mined minim mips mir mis mm mo mod mom mon moo mood mool mools moops moor moos moot mop mor mos mot moy mu mug mum mura mural mures murram mus mut muton muts na naan nab nae nag nah nala nallah nam named namer nametag namma nan nana nap napas nappas naps naras narc narcs narks nas nat naw ne neb nebel ned nee need neep nef neg nek neks nelis nema nemas nep net nete nets neve neves new nib nid nil nimrod nip nips nis nit no nob nod nog noh noil nolos nom non nona nonet noo noon noop noops nori nos not notes notum now noy nu nub nun nur nus nut nuts nys oat ob oba obey obo obol od oda odas offed offer ogre oh ohm oho ohos oi oiks om on ono oo ooh oohs oom oon oop oor oot op oppo orb orf os otic otto oud ova ovel ow owt oxo oy pac pacer pad pah pal palp pals pam pan pans pap par pard part parts pas pat pats paw paws pay pec peed peek peel peels peen peep pees peh pelas pen peons pep per perp perts pets pig pin pins pip pir pis pit plap plug po pod poh pol pols pom ponk poo pooh pool pools poon poons poop poor poort poos poots pop port ports pos pot pots pow pows prat prep prod prog pud pug puh pullup pup pupils puris pus put puy radar rag raga rager rages raggas rail rait raj raja ram ramis rang ranid rank rap raps ras rast rat rats raw ray re real reaps rebus rebut recal recap recaps reccos redder redes redia redips redleg redraw redrawer reed reef reeks reel reels reens rees ref refed refer reffed reffo reflet reflow regal regar regna regnal regos reh reif reified reifier reik reiks reined reird reknit reknits reknot reknots relaid relit relive reliver reman remeet remit renies rennet rep repaid repaper repel repins repot repots res resat resod retag retem retool retrod retros revel reviled reviler reviver reward rewarder rewets rexes ria rial rias ribas riel rif rim rima rime rims rip rits rob roc rod rok rolf rom rones roo rood room rooms roop roops roots rosies rot rotator rotavator rotor rub ruc rucs rug rums run sab sabir sabra sad sadis sado sados sae sag saga sagas sagenes saggar sail sair sakis sal salep salles sallets sam sama samas samen san sanes sap sapan sappan saps sar saran saros sarus sat sate sati sav saved saw saz scab scam scares scot scram scran scur seals seam seat secret seder sedes sedile seed seeks seel seem seems seep seer sees segar segol seil seined seiner seis seisor seities sekos sel selah selahs seles sellas selles seme sememes semes semina sena senas sene senega senegas sennet senor sense ser sera serac seracs seral sere sered seres seric serif serons serres serum sese sesey sessa sesses set seta seton setule seven sexed sexer sexes sey seys sha shad shah shahs shakos shales shama shay shaya she shod shoo shtik si sib sic sidas sies sik sikas siled silen sim sima simar simis sin sined sinnet sip siri siris sirra sirred sirs sirup sis sit six skat skeer skees skeets sken skeps skier skio skips sklim skool skran skrans skrik skua slab slaes slag slaid slam slap sled slee sleek sleep sleeps sleer sleet sleets slim slipup slit slive slived sloid sloom sloop sloops sloot sloots slop slug smart smees smew smir smits smoor smoot smug smur smut smuts snab snag snap snaps snark snarks snaw snawed snaws sneb sned sneed sneer snib snig snip sniper snips snirt snit snivel snod snoep snog snool snoop snoops snoot snores snort snot snow snub snug so sob soba soc soccer sod soda sodas sog soger soh soho sokahs sokes sol solah soled solon solos som some son sonnet sool soom soop sop soras sorb sore sored sorter sos sotol sow soy spacer spaer spag spam span spank spans spar spard spart sparts spas spat spats spaw spaws spay spaz spec speed speel speels spek speks spets spider spik spiks spim spin spins spirt spirts spit spod spool spools spoom spoon spoons spoor spoots sports spot spots sprat sprits sprod sprog spud spug sris stab stag stang stap staps star stared start stat state stats staw staws steed steek steeks steel steels steem stellas stem stemme sten stenned step steps stet stets stew stewer stime stimed stims stink stinker stir stirps stob stonk stonker stool stools stoop stoops stoor stop stoped stoper stops stot stots stoved stow stows strad strap straps straw strep stressed stria strig strips strop strops strow struts stub stum stums stun stunk sturts sub subah suber succus sued sulu sulus sum sumac sun sung sup suras sus susus swad swam swang swans swap swaps sward swat swats sway swey swob swone swop sword swot swots syed syes syn ta tab tae tael taes tag tak taki taks talc tallat tam tan tang tanna tao tap taps tar tared tarok tarp tarps tart tas taser tat tate tats tav taw taws te teed teek teel teels teem teemer tef teg tel telfer ten tenet tenner tennes tennis tennos tenon terces terf terra terret tes tet tets tew ti tiar tic tid tide tig til tiler tils time timed timer tin tink tinker tins tip tips tirrit tis tit toc tocs tod tog tom ton tonk tonker tons too tool tools toom tooms toons toot top toped toper tops tor torot tort tot tots tow tows trad trail tram trams trap traped traps trat trats tressed trew trig trins trips trod trons troop trop troped trot trow tsar tub tuba tubed tuber tug tum tums tun tup tut two ug ulu ulus um umu un urb utu vas vat vav vid vug wad wan wang wans wap waps war warb ward warder warts was wat wats waw way wed wem wems wen wena wert wet wets wey wo wok wolf wolfer won wonk wons wop word wort worts wos wot wots wow xis ya yad yag yah yahs yak yam yap yaps yar yard yaw yaws yay yebo yeh yerd yes yeses yew yews yo yob yod yom yon yos yrneh yug yup zaps zas zel ziz zuz zzz

It is interesting to note that some levidromes are also palindromes. I wonder whether we need a new word to describe this phenomenon also?  Furthermore, there is no word in English for "a word that you make up in order to make another word make sense". I suggest: "emordivel" ?

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please release the answers of the tumblr quiz i ak begging you i dont want to retake the quiz a thousand times

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1. the supernatural one 2. cole sprouse 3. fan mail 4. dean in gym shorts 5. 2014 6. 3 7. french toast sticks 8. none pizza with left beef (this one sometimes messes up apparently idk how to fix it) 9. poot 10. thanks i stole them from the president

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