Guys guys guys, it's my birthday and I wish to stay delulu so I can keep writing fanfics π€
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big reputations - part two
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AN INTERVIEW WITH DANIEL RICCIARDO (EXCERPT)
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user1 nah, the interviewer was so wrong for this. you know he wanted to say himself.
user2 daniel's blushing over this. i just know it.
user3 fernando is probably giggling over all of this. we've all see the tiktoks he's posted.
user4 daniel dragged his best friend along to see his future gf at a concert.
user5 this man is giggling like a schoolgirl over a woman who's not even his girlfriend.
user6 daniel, baby, this isn't like you. what about our farm, our six dogs, 3 kids, 2 goats, 12 chickens, and 4 cows?
β³ user7 babygorl, delulu is not the solulu. not this time.
β³ user8 girl wants to raise a whole ass fucking zoo
β³ user6 i've grown up in the country, i am surrounded by animals
β³ user8 that explains it
user9 the interviewer heard we wanted the tea on what happened at the eras tour and she was not going to stop until she got answers. too bad daniel is good at keeping secrets
user10 oh this man so desperately wanted to say himself but had to stop from doing so.
alex albon i get asked about the eras tour one more time i will lose it!
max verstappen someone's bitter they didn't get a chance to go.
alex albon YES! I AM! IT'S ALL LILY WILL TALK ABOUT! WE DESERVED THE RIGHT TO GO!
daniel ricciardo well that's up for debate. i waited ages in line to buy those tickets. did you?
alex albon YOU TOOK MAX AND P?? BUT NOT ME OR LILY?
daniel ricciardo i only had three extra tickets??
lando norris THREE? WHO WAS THE THIRD??
daniel ricciardo kelly? penelope's mom?
lando norris oh. i forgot about that.
charles leclerc you forgot penelope had a mother?
lando norris i plead the fifth
logan sargeant YOU'RE BRITISH?? THAT DOESN'T WORK ON YOU!
lando norris I CAN BE WHATEVER I WANT TO BE!
logan sargeant OF COURSE YOU CAN YOU'RE A COLONIZER!
lando norris AT LEAST WE DON'T HAVE SCHOOL SHOOTINGS!
logan sargeant YOU CAN'T USE THE SAME FUCKING COMEBACK EVERY TIME ASSHOLE!
oscar piastri okay, we are not doing this again
logan sargeant YOU STAY OUT OF THIS KOALA!
lewis hamilton can you three be mature?
logan sargeant in the words of the colonizer, 'i don't wanna mature'
fernando alonso por dios, estan locos. (my god, they're crazy)
sergio perez obvio, no estan nada normal (obviously, they're not normal)
george russell i don't speak spanish but all i understood was normal.
alex albon because it's spelled the same way in spanish and english
carlos sainz they're talking shit about the three stooges.
george russell thank you siri!
kevin magnussen so daniel how's your hand?
daniel ricciardo thanks for asking kevin! at least i know someone here cares about my wellbeing.
daniel ricciardo i'm currently texting with one hand because i have to go into surgery soon. it's only a broken bone. if i don't make it back don't let fernando date daphne jones!
max verstappen glad to know you have your priorities straight.
daniel ricciardo of course.
Β‘leclerc-s speaks!
you cannot convince me that logan and lando haven't had a similar argument at least once and poor oscar was stuck as mediator between them.
Β‘disclaimer!
this is in no way making assumptions about the people involved in this story, this is all fake. it is a fanfiction please don't take any of what is said seriously. this is all for entertainment purposes and as a creative outlet for me. enjoy!
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The Task Force 141 shows their adoration for you in ways that they only can.
tags ; Fluff, Ghost being Ghost, Soap is a lovable idiot, Gaz is just a sweetheart, Price is (gegrhwvrhehe I love him so much it makes me cry) such a romantic, this is just me and my agenda of staying delulu is the solulu, reader is gn, domestic life, mentions of previous operations (that I made up), and tooth-rotting fluff, English isn't my first language srry.
additional tags ; endline being an absolute dumbass and learns how to understand scottish slang, soap is afraid of something, little bit suggestive at the end, no proofreading we will face it head on!
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πππππππ β Johnny βSoapβ MacTavish.
Soap arrives from an operation that almost went haywire, risking everyone that got lured into a booby trap consisting of stupendous amounts of explosives in the entire enemy base; but despite being under pressure of such things, he chose to put it behind his back to go home with a smile on his face.
He opens the door quietly, not wanting to disturb you in your sleep in the middle of the night, tapping his boots on the carpet then he settles his things on the side. This man despite the fact that he can be a little bit loud, he sure is silent now; he makes his way to the living room and stumbles upon youβquietly snoring in the couch as the TV plays in the background with faint voices. These are the times where he clicks his tongue in disappointment, he's disappointed in himself that he's always in missions and not in your arms, he misses your kisses and your embrace, and hell he would gladly exchange a life of war to gain domestic life.
He sees your blanket on the floor, making him smile sheepishly, taking a grab and wrapping it around you to make you feel warm. You began to move, smelling the familiar scent of musk and a tad bit of gunpowder in him. βJohnny? You're here?β amidst your sleep, you still would recognize him. βHow's the mission?β
βGot roughed up a bit, love,β he says in this rough tone, in contrast to the way he now held you gently on the couch peppering kisses all over your face.
He chose to stay quiet for a while, holding you close as if it's the only thing that reminds him that he's here with you, that he could still go home to you; whatever happened in that operation from before definitely made him realize that he must come home at all costs.
You noticed that he seems to look more serious than ever, you took the liberty of asking him, though you're not sure if he would say it outwardly or not. βIs something wrong?β
He turns to you, giving you an awkward smile before he speaks. βNaw. But kin ah tell ye something?β
You would recognize that tone everywhere. Being with him for more than a year has its perks and cons, and knowing him, he's definitely nervous about it. So you gave him a small nod, preparing to listen to what he says.
βWell Bonnie, before I asked for a leave, the operation that I was in was... a tad risky I tell you,β he trails off before he wraps his arms around you, inhaling your scent that sets him at ease. βI almost got killed, 'twas dreich solid that day. I wasn't injured at all, I wouldn't dare to,β he confessed.
He knows that when he gets injured, he could picture your expression looking at him with tears in your eyes, he would never dare to make you cry at all. He would rather punch everyone rather than see you cry, of course you wouldn't allow him to fight someone else just because of that; he sees your head lean into him, snuggle closely to his chest, your breathing stable. βIt must have been so hard being in that operation, Johnny,β you replied, feeling your heart race against yourself at the feeling of dread trying to overtake you, but him holding you close is enough to cast your overthinking aside.
But then, he speaks. βReally? Then, let me tell you this love,β he placed his hand on your chin, moving your face towards him, his eyes reflecting you in such a loving way, it lets you see how he adores you. βI have another mission that was assigned to me.β
βWhat is it?β
He looks away, contemplating whether he would say it or not. But later on, he chuckles.
βMy mission is to win back your heart, lass,β he says in a cheeky tone.
You can't help but to burst into immediate laughter hearing him say that, making him grin as he wraps his hands around your waist, loving how you reacted to his sappy line that he worked hard to think of (he should thank Gaz for giving him an idea for a romantic line). βOh, you liked that one a bit too much huh?β he says before placing you on his lap, making you embarrassed as you tried to move away, but his fingers dig into the soft flesh of your skin, keeping you in place. βNo no, don't run away from me now,β his tone changes from playful to sultry, gazing at you with a fiery glint in his eyesβat that moment, he wanted you.
βWe have a lot of catching to do,β he leans into your ear and whispers. βLet's start on this couch, hmm?β
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Salaar ko girls itna kyon pasand kr rahe? ye ek novel hi to h fictional si
Because staying delulu is the only solulu.
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Nah no forgiveness for himπ
Iβd rather stay solulu than delulu
Being with him would only reopen wounds
Reader just came out of the prison sheβs not even ready for a relationship and how could she stand him without thinking about his betrayal and think about forgiveness??? Thatβs the thing she shouldnβt even dream about
She would be so confused and overwhelmed with everything
If i was her i would have had panic attacks if he came near me or someone spoke of that pos
I only hear him yapping excuses
And Rhys kind of guilting her into thinking Azriel had no choice is disgusting
Leave my girl aloneπππ
She deserves the best not some pos and his toxic family
I love the story by the way just hate it when men arenβt held accountable because just as she said theyβve only freed her to use her.
Would he have let her rot there forever if there was no use?
oh my thank you sooo much for this long message!!π
I totally see what you are saying and that is why I also scraped my original idea of them like getting back together in chapter 4 (this is when my plan was that this story will only have 5 chapters lol).
I completely changed the direction, and they won't be like "okay, I forgive you and still love you the same", they have a lot of talking and explaining to do and I still don't know if I want to end the story with a happy ending or not hahah
don't worry, I didn't see it as hate and I totally agree with you - many times in fiction men are forgiven for things I couldn't even imagine forgiving them in real life.
hope you have a good dayπ
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breaking my tumblr hiatus for only a minute just to tell you that i saw the liam lookalike today π₯Ί he was very far away and my eyes are rlly bad but i still think he looked very cute π€π unfortunately did not catch him staring at me today unlike last time, because i was busy coaching my kids in a match, but the fact that he actually sat down in the stands to watch my team (and therefor me)β¦β¦β¦ ππ
(am i making a very big deal out of nothing? always π€ but like why else would he watch a match of 14-year-old girls? if not to watch me??? πΆ the delusion is growing strong today)
God, youβve sent me this ask last week and my tumblr glitching so hard it never shows up just now that and anon sent me something π
gotta love the smoothness of this app π
Awwww so happy you saw him again ππ Iβm sure he was taking glances at you, but was shy about it and probably stared when you werenβt looking π€π€ how cute he actually stayed to watch π«ΆπΌπ«ΆπΌ
(Delulu becomes solulu ππ nothing worse is with having a great imagination plus itβs possible that was the case π kept an eye on you π€)
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πππππππππ ,, β for eternity
The Task Force 141 shows their adoration for you in ways that they only can.
tags ; Fluff, Ghost being Ghost, Soap is a lovable idiot, Gaz is just a sweetheart, Price is (gegrhwvrhehe I love him so much it makes me cry) such a romantic, this is just me and my agenda of staying delulu is the solulu, reader is gn, domestic life, mentions of previous operations (that I made up), and tooth-rotting fluff, my bad y'all English is not my first language,,
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ππππππ πππ πππππππ β Kyle βGazβ Garrick.
Gaz lures you in as he embraces you from behind, snuggling his head gently onto the crook of your neck, taking in the comfortable scent that eases him to just relax, be calmβhe feels at peace with you, he loves moments like these where he could see you smiling at him, calling him by his name with the sweetest of tones like it's a pleasant harmony.
When you saw him knocking on your doorsteps from before, he looked like a lost puppy seeking out its ownerβhe was excited to tell you that he finally had a break after he went through some,, missions that he would rather not discuss about. Of course, you being the sweetheart you are, you only invited him just in time for dinner.
He lets you wear his trusty cap that he had with him always, complimenting you on how you looked good when you wear it, fully convinced that you should take it.
βY'know you remind me of a lot of something,β he says in your ear with such a breathtaking voice, it makes your heart skip a beat every time he does that. βOn my way home, I thought I would stop by at a shop, and then I brought you this.β
He pulls a bouquet of beautiful and vibrant sunflowers; he has this charming smile with him to fully convince you. He is such a dear to the point that you can't say the words that would suit how much he's so caring for you. βThese sunflowers remind me of your personality and yourself, you're so warm.β
βI love these,β you say to him, he gives you the bouquet and kisses you on the cheek. βAnd I love you.β
And I love you.
It's enough for Gaz to be head over heels for you in an almost repeating cycleβhe can't help it! He is a lovestruck man, he loves you more than anything else, if you wished, he would tattoo every single word of endearment that you say in his body as a sign of commitment, but then you would just cackle at the sight of it and tease him endlessly.
He guides you near the windows, the sun begins to sink downβgiving a stroke of beautifully weaven colors of pink, orange, yellow and a slight tinge of red in the skyβit's astounding, sunsets have always fascinated you.
βThey also remind me of you, love,β he says at the moment. βYou're so vibrant, colorful, fun and I can't absolutely trade you for anything elseβI really love you, [name], I really do.β
Facing the sunset through your square-shaped windows, he pulls you into a romantic kiss, he swears his promises to you of a beautiful life and a little bit rowdy one with him, because these moments are just blueprints of a greater masterpiece, ready to be made and to be seen by everyone else.
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