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hornystiel · 8 months

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catboys are for the weak my choice is catdaddies

#castiel #castiel fanart #castiel art #OR #misha collins #because let's be honest here #it's them both #misha collins fanart #spn #spn fanart #spn art #slaying absolute pencil #thisisapaige #spxcekya #becauseofthebowties #altarofrowena #anztag #spncreatorsdaily #archervale

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soulsxng · 9 months

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Ber's was pretty quick, tbh. I got a few others done too, but I'mma let those post tomorrow!

#[Ber -extras-]#See with Ber it's kinda...#either you're there for sex only #or you maybe MAYBE #get a few dates out of him only to get ditched for a while #and /then/ you can be romantic with him #Either way though there's still a chance that he's gonna use you #to further his own selfish (and probably not-so-nice) goals #Had to go back and edit it quick before I posted #because let's be honest here #if someone is both unwaveringly loyal to him #AND they're cunning enough to keep up with his schemes and stuff? Ride or die type shit?#Oof that's a huge huge HUGE turn on for him #throw 'let him make you worse' in there if the muse in question isn't necessarily evil?#That's one surefire way to net yourself a baby Ber my friends

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computerglitch306 · 2 years

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Today's vibe is drinking mountain dew at 2:00 in the afternoon because I have absolutely no energy.

#I DON'T EVEN LIKE SODA #THIS REALLY SUCKS #what happened to my energy?#I swear.#This is the worst thing that's happened #glitch talks #there I did the tag #I do wonder how many things I'll tag glitch talks #And then look back and go. oh s*** I was messed up back then #I hope that my functional adult future will look back and realize what an absolutely feral teen I was behind closed doors #hi functional adult future! How are you?#actually #scratch that. I'm probably just going to be a feral adult behind closed doors too.#I have no faith in myself to not be feral behind closed doors #drinking gross mountain dew. well I look at this 10 years in the future #because let's be honest here #We just need the energy #The caffeine just gives energy that I can't freaking produce on my own #I'm just a tiny little boy who is so tired #OF THIS B*******#today's vibe

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months

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Good Morning, World.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #'Good Morning World' because to wwx the jiang household is what grounds him. It is his burrow and blanket.#The familiar soup and banter is his home. The familiar arguments and tension are also his home.#Notice how quickly he throws LWJ to the side once he has JC back in reach! 'He was so boring; I wish *you* were there!'#WWX is very quick to constantly remind himself that he fits within a very specific power structure and role.#He pushes boundaries but almost always only the boundaries that he knows he can push against.#Sitting here now and realizing that if WWX did take life more seriously and act more diligent he would totally usurp JC.#Because the contrast with Them (tm) is wwx is the one that gets in trouble and JC is the one that sticks to the rules.#That responsible appearance especially in contrast is the thin line that holds JC's self-esteem together.#And lets be fully honest. From JC's perspective the last week was also extremely intense and stressful.#It truly was a feat to travel so far so fast despite also being exhausted. Never knowing if it is all in vain.#JC said with his actions 'I would move mountains for you and dig through stone with my bare hands if it meant reaching you.'#and WWX said '[read]'#It's about wwx chronically asking 'why would someone care for me? I'm always tool to be used' than accepting that people love him.

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blank-barrel · 1 month

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Another Faust post (featuring color 3).

#blark's art #faust gg #faust guilty gear #faust ggst #guilty gear #guilty gear strive #ggst #I just decided to throw all these onto one sheet haha.#I've got a headcannon that those skin meshes stitching him up's not due to any external damage #but because he donated those patches of skin to past patients #Literally ripping himself to pieces for others. Somehow in a comical way of course.#But let's be honest here; This's an overthought aside to the fact that this character sits in my head the most because I Love Gambling.#My insane Faust Streak of Self Annihilation

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misspoetree · 1 year

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[Main Post: KinnPorsche + Text Posts: Vegas Edition - Part III]

#let me be honest here #I made this meme put it in my drafts and never thought of it again #so I might as well turn it into a bonus post for my latest Vegas Character Edition 😂🤷🏻‍♀️#(but also: me every time I want to try a new recipe and get overwhelmed by life in general 💀)#kinnporsche #kinnporche the series #vegas theerapanyakul #kinnporsche meme #kinnporsche + text post #because the kinnporsche brain rot is still real #1000 notes

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front-facing-pokemon · 11 days

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#here it is. the One pokémon that's So strong you Literally cannot use it. i remember how disappointed i was when i caught this thing #brought it to a raid and thought about how cool it was gonna be to use eternamax eternatus. only to be WOEFULLY DISAPPOINTED #i thought i was doing something wrong!! to be honest. like at least NERF IT and give it to us. i UNDERSTAND this thing was just a boss figh #but you can totally just. make it a normal pokémon. and let us use it. like…#you gave it a special form name and everything!!! i'm not mad. i'm just disappointed :////#anyway this is NOT the end of gen 8 because we still have legends arceus to get through. THEN i can panic about gen 9's eyes

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shouldprobablybereading · 3 months

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Because I’m tired over parenting debates where the only true answer is Straff, who’s the worst sibling?

Motivations under the cut:

Reen - Was physically and psychologically abusive towards his sister.

Zane - Tried to have his brother assasinated and tried to make his sister in law fall in love with him because he was jealous and when she didn't reciprocrate tried to kill her as well. Also got multiple of his other siblings killed during the previously mentioned assassination attempt.

Gavilar - Used his brother as a weapon and then used his following ptsd and addiction as a way to manipulate him. He also persued the girl he knew his brother wanted to court.

Dalinar - Was about to kill his brother once, got drunk and didn’t listen during his meetings and eventually fucked his widow (which is good for her but I imagine Gavilar would take issue).

Telsin - Faked her death, killed her brother, then tried to nuke his home city.

Eventeo - Took the throne from his brother and banished him.

Kiin - Tried to take the throne back from his brother by force.

Balat - Let his sister deal with their family problems and feel responsible for him and their brothers despite being the youngest.

Helaran - Left his siblings alone with their abusive father.

Kelsier - Died? And fought over a girl.

Venli - Set off events that led to her sisters death, kinda. Idk it's not her I just wanted more women on the list.

Prime Elhokar - Had one of his sisters closest allies murdered in front of her. Basically locked her up so she couldn't tell anyone and then married her off to Sadeas/Amaram against her wishes.

#have I missed anyone please argue in the tags #younger kholin brothers and kaladin are not on here for obvious reasons #tho kaladin might disagree on that #I almost forgot to add telsin because I always forget she literally killed wax at one point #cosmere #brandon sanderson #stormlight archive #mistborn #I'm not tagging the rest #the way of kings prime spoilers #kowt spoilers #sa5 spoilers #yes I know prime elhokar is not technically cosmere #it felt silly adding the love triangle stuff for gavilar and dalinar #but lets be honest they are equally pissed about that

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kopifurann · 3 months

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what that horsecock can do, King?

I know i said i would be busy doing my work, but i feel bad to ignore this last ask. (totally not trying to procrastinate by drawing Arthur and Gil's tits.)

#still tho feel free to send me more ask or req lol #fruk #frapru #FraPrUK but lets be honest here Arthur and Gilbert could never learn how to like each other enough to share lmao #They manage to compromise because Francis can fuck them silly!!!#aph france #aph england #aph prussia #francis bonnefoy #arthur kirkland #gilbert beilschmidt #hetalia #hws #suggestive

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susie-dreemurr · 14 days

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By the way I’ve had this “mha definitely doesn’t have that much planning in long-term and horikoshi just makes it up as he goes, and that creates contradictory story beats like… all the issues with the ‘saving’ villains plot” idea of a post in my head for YEARS PLURAL and um. Does. Does now seem like a good time to write it?

#even if shigaraki lives my point still stands #(ramble in tags. keep in mind I haven’t been reading this in a long time so I’m not entirely caught up)#because let’s be honest here. if the story hadn’t been so confusing about what it wanted to do to the lov there’d be less controversy #around all this. like it feels the story has written itself into a corner with the lov #like it seems horikoshi wanted the cool and tragic villains who ultimately are defeated by the heroes who surpass them #like unlike you who use your pain to hurt others I will use it to help them etc etc #but ALSO made the lov representative of the victims and outcasts of hero society so #saving them would represent surpassing those issues— yknow. contradicting the whole killing them idea #yet he chooses to try doing both instead of picking one of those options and sticking to it #so he ends up failing in both #bnha critical #<- I have to tag this as SMTH after this long ass ramble #boku no hero #mha

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towards-toramunda · 8 months

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So I’ve seen lots of debate about this on here and I think this is v interesting. I could see it going kinda any way, and there have been good arguments all around. I’m not entirely sure who I see the shard going to so:

(Reblog to get more votes and widen the pool etc etc you know the deal)

#my top picks are:#fearne cause duh #Orym cause I think his self sacrificial and protection stuff would be interesting here by taking this power to protect others from it #Chetney because FLAMING WEREWOLF?#and Laudna because… idk I like the flaming undead tree vibe #I don’t want Ashton to get it because it seems dangerous and I don’t want them to die they’re my blorbo #BUT molten gold cracks on their body seems fucking cool lets be so honest with ourselves #critical role #cr spoilers #cr3 #ashton greymoore #orym of the air ashari #fearne calloway #chetney pock o'pea #laudna #imogen temult #fcg

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teecupangel · 8 months

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"comes out of the coffin with a hot tea"

I HAVE AN IDEA! Stupid one... but still one! Another one of Desmond's being thrown into the past, but this time the apple has read too much about fainting Victorian women and made him in some sort sickly (We can make it as a backlash to almost dying and his burned arm). I mean.... what can i say! I just love the duality of a character that in one moments seems like a breeze can knock them down and in the next they win against you with only a stick in hand!

"sips some tea"

That would also made a good cover for Desmond! If he was trying to not put himself under the radar of his ancestors of course. Who would believe that the most sickly man in -put a city name here- is able to clime roofs, fight off the guards and also win without a scratch? Maybe Connor? Malik? Who knows! :D

"throws the coffin out the window and leaves through the door "

(stares the window for a moment… well, okay. I mean… I have no idea how a coffin could fit thru that but okay)

I mean… if you really want Desmond to have some kind of handicap of the ‘sickly’ kind, may I suggest the setup for “The Villainess's Days Are Numbered!” where the main character’s HP keeps getting depleted? This means... even taking one step gives him a -1HP penalty and stressful times (or any time he overexerts himself) gives him a double HP reduction penalty (which means that -1HP turns to -2HP). Oh, and his default HP is only 1210 and he can gain a max HP reduction if the circumstances call for it)... maybe even go down as far as 200 max HP, hhhhmmm?

This means we have the ‘joy’ of making Desmond have to maintain his HP XD

So Desmond has to be bedridden to keep his HP up before he does any ‘stunts’.

It would be funny if we place him in a very awkward position too.

For example…

Third Crusades? He’s one of Ṣalāḥ ad-Dīn’s children. Hell, he could be the son who took over Ḥalab so we have an excuse to place him during the time of Altaïr’s Chronicles.

Renaissance Italy? Make him the ‘child’ of one of the many clergymen against Rodrigo becoming pope to give an excuse for Ezio to ‘know’ of him. Bonus points? Make him a relative of Cardinal Ascanio Sforza

American Revolution? One of the Schuyler children (Philip Schuyler has a lot but you can pick one of the Schuyler sisters if you want to make this a Hamilton reference or if you just want Desmond to be part of all that drama in general XD)

The main point is… Desmond has to maintain his sickly body, all the while making plans how to screw up the timelines without anyone noticing it.