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DP x DC Writing Prompt
For whatever reason, Tim hires Danny as a bodyguard/assistant (unaware of the ghost powers until later). Tim only did it for appearances but hey, Danny is actually really good at his job and understands completely that sometimes, Tim just needs to disappear for a bit and that it just happens to coincide with there being a problem in Gotham. Danny even lets Tim drink all the heavily caffeinated coffee he wants and doesn’t try to limit it like Tam tries to do (considering Danny drinks just about the same amount… (Tam tried to have an intervention, it did not work)). It’s going great…
… then Tim realizes that Danny has been bodyguarding him and secretly assisting him while Tim is out as Red Robin (how does Danny know Tim is Red Robin? Who knows). Eventually, Tim learns to accept it and you know what? Danny is a great partner to have… on the field… behind the scenes, that is definitely what Tim meant…
Then one day, while Tim is drinking the coffee Danny prepared for the both of them, he realizes where they both are and has just one question:
“When did Danny become his roommate?”
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Bro gave his girlfriend’s dad a hug after like a year but gave his best friend a gentle nudge after five months? Come on man the closet is glass you could have started kissing him on the lips like we all know you want to and I would have been less skeptical.
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iamsuperwholocked · 10 months
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Ianto: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Owen: Mine just says "Owen no."
Ianto: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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navnae · 1 year
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Someone made a good point!
The moment Eddie gave Steve his vest he claimed him in front of EVERYONE!
The same vest that he probably wouldn’t have given to anybody else. It’s the fact that he took it off so fast right in the middle of a romantic moment between Steve and Nancy almost as if to say a nonverbal (Nope! Stop that right now, he’s mine)
The subtle power move in that moment, I know Eddie felt so proud that he got Steve to where his vest you can’t tell me otherwise.
(I’m in the middle of class so this is kind of sloppy but the point still stands!)
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onocringe · 5 months
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Youngest of the old faith, bishop Leshy
Which of the bishops should be next?👀
Closeup under the cut, click for better resolution
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kenni33 · 16 days
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Floyd: Look guys, I need help.
Bruce: Love help?
John Dory: Financial help?
Clay : Emotional help?
Branch: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Branch*
Branch: What?
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notetaeker · 1 month
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March 12, 2024 - Tuesday | Ramadan Challenge 2/30
This year I probably have the least obligations because the ones I do have are flexible. Last year for example, I had meetings for my internship literally during iftar hours, and then the year before that I was teaching all morning and sleeping in the evenings. However it is also true that I couldn’t fast a lot of last Ramadan because I was sick, so for this year, I’m just grateful if I get to fast at all, InshaAllah.
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winchester27 · 8 days
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If y’all are mad some of us Buddies calling us traitors because we like Buck with Tommy for the time being, are appreciative of the storyline, are letting Buck discover himself, etc.
I got some news for you. Buck is BIsexual not EDDIEsexual
I swear y’all make me gnaw on the bars of my cage with how ridiculous y’all sound.
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teecupangel · 4 months
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Ezio as an assassin did provide many funds to different things. His writing most likely is with Leonardo, but also the other projects as well.
People in the future finding this hand writing that Leonardo knew that was funding these things: Leonardo da Vinci was a sugar baby and they need to find his sugar daddy.
Also the things he funded just keep coming out of the woodworks.
This would work so well with the #Da Vinci's secret lover Not-Salai idea.
The sheer chaos @iamnotmyancestor is giving everyone with his ‘almost first hand’ knowledge of specific periods in time will go on overdrive once they learned of letters that Leonardo had saved.
Only for the drama to unfold even further when they have letters written by Salai about how he stole those letters and kept them because Leonardo always burned them to protect ‘your dear favorite patron’ and that Salai believes Leonardo would thank him later on when they’re older and he gives the letters back to him.
It’s a treasure troves of letters written to Leonardo, signed as Ezio Auditore da Firenze, which includes the usual ‘hey, how are you’ which shouldn’t really mean anything but they’re both cagey about it, talking in codes.
It’s gotten to a point where they mistake the code “the Brotherhood is thriving even without our support, our duty is to guide them like a parent would guide a child, not to hinder them or to mold them to our image” and decoded it as “our child has thrived. We did all we could to guide him without hindering him or trying to make him an image of us.”
This makes them think that Ezio is not just his patron or his sugar daddy but that they had secretly raised a child as their own.
This gets even muddled by Ezio talking about Sofia and their children and there’s debates if this means that Ezio Auditore had been forced to marry a woman because he was a noble (or really really rich) or if Sofia is actually part of this love affair or if Sofia is a good friend who is also the birth mother of their children.
And that’s when shit hits the fan and they find the motherload.
Because Salai didn’t just hide the letters.
He hid anything Leonardo did of Ezio. As much as he could.
There’s debates on why he did it.
Because he knew Leonardo would miss them later on?
Blackmail?
Future funds?
Whatever the reasons may be… they finally have a face to Ezio Auditore.
And an unfinished painting of his family before tragedy stuck, including a tear stained letter from Claudia Auditore apologizing to Leonardo about requesting the painting’s commission be canceled and that he can keep the money. That it would be too painful for her mother to see such a painting after the unjust execution of her father and brothers.
How it would simply hurt Ezio to be reminded of how he failed to save them…
The tragedy of Ezio Auditore’s life would capture many…
As well as Leonardo’s sketches of him.
Looking exactly like the man the world had nicknamed’s Leonardo’s Vampire Lover.
And that’s when people start tagging @iamnotmyancestor, asking him both directly and indirectly.
If he was Ezio Auditore.
And Desmond…
… has no fucking idea how to answer this.
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thepurplealien · 4 months
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sanyu-thewitch05 · 2 years
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Y’all I just thought of something really freaky(in the bad horrifying way). If Malleus might be the hunchback in the glorious masquerade event. And Rollo is obviously Frollo. Then are we, the player, Yuu, Esmeralda????
Like think about it, he might hate Malleus for being Fae. But what’s better than a fae in Rollo’s eyes is a completely, magicless, human. Someone who is entirely pure through his disgusting pov.
Let’s be honest, we all get creepy perv vibes from him. We just gotta figure out who he’s being a perv to.
I hope Yuu does this to Rollo if this is the case:
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bakubunny · 26 days
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FYI: I am writing this half asleep so it's just comfort sex HCs with Aizawa
TW: pet names
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He will listen very intently for colors/safe word because this is ment for your comfort
Slow almost lazy sex to help you release tension without any kinky stuff
Nicknames/pet names: Baby bunny, sweet girl, good girl, cute bunny, ect
He just wants to help you go to sleep and comfort you with his presence
You both will most likely fall asleep with his cock inside of you
Lots of fingering (you receiving)
That's all I got sorry dear/p
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no no this is lovely. this is exactly how i hc shota.
lots of slow and lazy if you want that, but he’s not afraid to make your brain turn to mush with a rough fuck if that’s what you’re craving.
whatever it is, it’s full of softly spoken praises and tender kisses, wandering hands and his lips all over your skin until the world falls away. he’s gonna get you through the first five orgasms and coo so damn sweetly in your ear about how good and perfect you are, how pretty you look. then he starts again with his hand and gives you the, “shh, it’s okay sweetie. i know it’s a lot, but you can do it for me, yeah? give me just one more, baby. just one more….”
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rozcdust · 1 year
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Kakucho, shirtless, explaining something:
Bonten:
Ran: I’m gonna be honest… We’re only looking at your tiddies right now
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thelordhunkyhair · 5 months
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Dex: where’s Keefe
Sophie: he’s probably upstairs brushing his hair so he can be the prettiest princess at the Party
Keefe: *in the bathroom brushing his hair* I’m going to be the prettiest princess at the party!!
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Stop bailing out the rich and start taxing them.
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The problem is that a good portion of our politicians are in the 1% and why would they vote to tax themselves?
They won’t unless we give them no other option
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roguelov · 7 months
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thinking about morpheus x reader x hob where reader just wants to spend a nice night in with their boyfriends but those two are just emotionally repressed horny men that sometimes reader just feels a little left out like before morpheus has appeared in reader and hob's home he's already mostly naked and reader is just standing there like really?? for five minutes can you please stop doing this for five minutes!!!!!
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😂😂😂 my horny dumbass oh how I love them
“Are you sure -“
“Hob, if you don’t sit down I’ll tie you down to the chair,” you huffed as you finished cooking dinner.
Hob snaked up behind you. His lips brushed over your shoulder. “That’s actually sounds quite lovely.”
You rolled your eyes. “Hob. Chair. Now.”
He sighed, slightly dejected. He pecked your cheek, a small apology. “It does smell good.”
“I would hope so.”
He chuckled, and turned to leave.
“Oh! And have you heard anything from Dream?” You asked, glancing over your shoulder.
Hob shrugged. “No, not yet.”
“Okay, well I told him when dinner was, maybe he got held up.”
“Maybe.”
You huffed, hopefully he’ll be on time.
Finishing up dinner, you started to set the table. Plates and utensils laid out. You carried out the hot dinner, resting it in the middle of the table. It was picture perfect.
Nearly.
As you bent over to fix a few things, Hob swiftly pressed himself behind you. You stiffened. Whirling around, Hob smirked at you.
“What?” He cheekily said.
You gently smacked his chest. “Hob, stop it. I told you -“
A whirl of sand altered you and Hob to Dream’s arrival. The sand dropped like a curtain, revealing the Endless. However, instead of his typical attire of a shirt, pants, and his long coat, he wore a robe. A silk black robe which was loosely wrapped and tied together.
It was obvious he had other plans, or ideas, for tonight.
“Seriously?” You gasped at his outfit.
Dream cocked his head. He saw nothing wrong. You, on the other hand, were about to tear your hair out. These two were so dense, so emotionally dense.
“Okay,” you sighed, trying to calm your frustrations. “Dream you need to change right now. Hob hands to yourself. We are going to have a normal, relaxing night, okay? Dinner and a movie - nothing else.”
Dream and Hob shared a look, similar to a kicked puppy. They nodded, agreeing to listen.
Hob glanced to you, “Can we still snuggle together?”
You rolled your eyes, “Hob, sweetheart, yes. We can still cuddle, but no funny business.”
Hob smiled. You almost didn’t trust his smile.
Your eyes locked with Dream. “And you, mister, have to keep your hands to yourself.”
His delicate fingers always managed to be places they shouldn’t be.
Dream smiled softly. “I will.”
Doubtful.
You nodded, “Great, now let me enjoy a peaceful night with the two I love, okay?”
Hob chuckled, and leaned over kissing your cheek. “Yes, I’ll behave.”
Dream strolled over, his robe shifted changing back to his usual outfit, and pecked your other cheek. “So, will I.”
Please, behave because I swear I will actually tie you both down and separate each of you.
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