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babydollmarauders · 7 months

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MEDIA MANAGEMENT — JACK HUGHES (23-24 SZN PART 9)

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notes: written while extremely tired

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y/ndevils00 THESE BITCHES ACTUALLY WON!

i mean— Devils won 5-4 tonight against those island guys!

we got on the board by a goal made by my favorite ginger tea! and even more than he likes scoring, doug-doug likes to lay on the ice and gossip like a schoolgirl 🫶

uncle toffee got his very first goal as a devil tonight and i’m SO PROUD OF HIM! despite the fact that he’s actively in kahoots to steal my man (see: slide 9) (i’ve got my eye on you, toffoli 👁️👁️)

bestie number 2 pushed a man to defend babygirl, tonight— my heart is so filled with love ❤️

MY SMUSH GOT HIS FIRST GOAL OF THE SEASON!! LOOK AT HIM GO! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH, I WANNA SMUSH HIS CHEEKS AND KISS HIS FOREHEAD! he, however, did not appreciate my words of encouragement (see: slide 6). little spit-fire, you! don’t ever do that again 🫶

not pictured: timothy got his shit rocked… yet ended up with a roughing penalty?? i’m actively suing the refs FOR him. @tmeier96 i hope you appreciate me

AND FINALLY, THE MOMENT YOU ALL (me) HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR: MY MAN, MY BABYGIRL, MY LOVE, MY CAT-DAD, MY BEAUTIFUL MEME-SHARING, HOODIE-HOARDING, BLUSH-INDUCING BOYFRIEND, SCORED TWO (2) GOALS TONIGHT! INCLUDING THE OVERTIME, GAME-WINNING GOAL! THAT’S MY PERSONAL HAND HOLDER RIGHT THERE!

p.s. my heart is filled with hate, and for once, barzy the bald is not enemy #1. Ryan Pulock, however? count your days and say your hail mary’s bitch, cause you hurt my slut

tagged dougieham, tofff73, john.marino97, lhughes_06, and jackhughes

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lhughes_06 you already DID smush my cheeks and kiss my forehead…. in front of the entire team

y/ndevils00 AND I’LL DO IT AGAIN!! C’MERE!

lhughes_06 @/jackhughes GET YOUR GIRLFRIEND, SHE’S TRYING TO GET TO ME ON THE BUS

lhughes_06 was that 6th picture taken on a toaster?

y/ndevils00 listen, you brat, the islanders fans don’t like me because i threaten their bald man— i was working with where i was because they wouldn’t let me through, which meant taking an extremely zoomed in picture from across the rink

lhughes_06 maybe if you, idk, stopped threatening their players?!

y/ndevils00 i can’t do that.

user10 y/n and luke are so siblings already 😭

user72 dougie is so me

john.marino97 your heart can’t be filled with love and hate at the same time

y/ndevils00 don’t tell my heart what it can and cannot do?? stop policing my body, asshole

john.marino97 i wasn’t policing your body?! do what you want with your body!

y/ndevils00 thank you, i will!

john.marino97 so what are you gonna do with your body?

y/ndevils00 @/jackhughes

john.marino97 i expected too much from you

y/ndevils00 what DID you expect?

john.marino97 “spread love”

y/ndevils00 well i mean, i AM spreading love iykwim

john.marino97 delete your social medias

y/ndevils00 i can’t, it’s my job 🤷‍♀️

barzal97 you know i’m not BALD right? it’s just a buzzcut

y/ndevils00 YOU’RE BALD! YOU’RE BALD AND YOU’RE TORTURING PEOPLE WHO HAVE HAIR

barzal97 okay, i tried

y/ndevils00 👨🏻‍🦲 <- you

barzal97 @/jackhughes your girl is a little messed up, but i think i like her

jackhughes step off, barzal! that’s MY messed up feral raccoon

y/ndevils00 @/jackhughes that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said about me 🥹

user94 toffoli has kissed jack before nico has kissed jack… nico is fuming

user08 i’m gonna frame the 5th picture and put it on my wall oh my god

jackhughes why the 7th picture?

y/ndevils00 you look like how i imagine a toddler playing soccer… like you just stopped in the middle of the game to chase a butterfly

jackhughes i-

jackhughes i got something off of my visor, BEFORE A FACEOFF

y/ndevils00 DON’T YELL AT ME! I’M SENSITIVE!

jackhughes i’m sorry, i love you to pluto

y/ndevils00 because….

jackhughes because pluto IS a planet

tofff73 i promise, i’m not trying to take your man

y/ndevils00 well why not?! he’s a catch!

tofff73 i’m a bit confused here

dawson1417 she’s always confusing. you learn to live with it

dougieham i DO like laying on the ice!

y/ndevils00 i can’t blame you! that’s what i do too!

jackhughes @/y/ndevils00 that’s cause you have no other choice. you can’t skate

tmeier96 i appreciate you, i love you, please do not sue the refs

y/ndevils00 you just said two nice things and then proved them untrue

dawson1417 i’ll do better next game, i promise! i’ll earn a feature!

y/ndevils00 you did great, bestie! don’t listen to ruff-ruff, you deserve top-line, babycakes!

dawson1417 no “do better”?

y/ndevils00 never “do better” for you!

dawson1417 but like 3 weeks ago…

y/ndevils00 i have no recollection— short term memory loss— hi, my names dory!

dawson1417 you’re a special little nutcase

y/ndevils00 thank you 🥰

nicohischier i have a name?

y/ndevils00 yes!

nicohischier so you KNOW i have a name…

y/ndevils00 indeed!

nicohischier so why don’t you USE IT?!

y/ndevils00 okay i think YOU don’t know your name

nicohischier my name isn’t slut

y/ndevils00 that is your given name and you will like it!

nicohischier i don’t wanna like it!

y/ndevils00 tough luck, slut

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dicksoutformtl · 2 years

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it’s been 60 years since I’ve started this & I’m still working on it, i am doing them individually then my thoughts of them as a couple.

first set of headcanons is with our babygirl sorbet ~!!but shh don’t tell him I called him that he’ll be pissed & no longer cook me delicious pastries :c

gelato should be done soon-ish: got him partly done but I got burnt out part way through rip

this was my first nonsense hc’s with these two if you’d like to check it out c:

tagging you in my nonsense hii @tenthgrove

Sorbet:

➵ Listen ok, i may or may not have a thing for characters who look super intimidating doing things that are generally seen as “soft” & it just melts my heart, so thus came the thought of Sorbet knitting. He prefers sweaters & things of that nature, they’re all knitted with traditional folk patterns such as this or this one. ( not limited to those patterns but you get the idea ) For someone who doesn’t really like the cold he sure make a lot of things for it lol.

Yes he knits all of Gelatos sweaters, stocking hats, & gloves— it’s super cute & endearing how Gelato always brings attention to his clothing like “yes my husband made this for me I am very proud uwu )” He has also made Risotto socks & he’s made Pesci little sweaters themed with fishes & other things. No one else though, naughty children don’t get knitted goodies by their “work dad.”

( coming back again & I am adding that Sorbet could/would knit his beloved third plushies or anything else they’d like <3 )

➵ I was thinking of things he’d be good at & i was y’know what I bet Sorbet would be good at archery, this has absolutely like no pull through I just think he’d be fun to watch shoot bullseye after bullseye while looking very bored & incredibly sexy lol. I also think he’d be a wonderful teacher with not just archery but also using any weapon/fighting ( I think he’s more of a gun guy—maybe?? but he’s a good fighter)

he is super patient man & very level headed when teaching someone, like for instance if you’re like me an your rather slow thinking or very touchy on certain sounds, Sorbet’s able to make things make sense in ways you understand or with sounds he is able to help you with either ear plugs/finds ways to get you acclimated to those sounds ( listen sometimes your not able to get ear plugs & you gotta find ways around to not immediately get debilitated by the sounds ) I dunno if I worded this well enough bdbdbd

( I am also adding this in my fourth go through of this, another thing with Sorbet as a teacher he will never press you past what he thinks you can handle. This goes for most things he can teach you not just with weaponry. He knows that it can be discouraging if you're pushed too fast or it’s something you're just not equipped to handle— if that makes sense? He wouldn’t put in the effort if he didn’t have faith in you so you can be comforted in knowing that he sees your worth in whatever hes teaching you. )

➵ I will die on this hill, he either has eyes colored like honey or beautiful dark brown eyes. He’s also got a hairy barrel chest like you’d see in the 80’s movies— I don’t know if he’d shave personally I hope he doesn’t but I’ll leave that up to y’all. I will say the man cannot grow facial hair that isn’t akin to mutton chops, he doesn’t like it on him anyways but lowkey when he was younger he was very salty about it lol.

➵ Have you considered him being scared of spiders or other insects, it’s not like a huge fear but he does get like little yucked out by them & has to call Gelato to come kill it for him. Because I have & I think it’s very silly an funny to imagine.

➵ He is left handed.

➵ He likes poetry & has written a few pieces about/for Gelato.

➵ Giggling at the idea of him trying something like LSD/Acid for the first time ever & he’s like that meme like “ these edibles ain’t shit” then it hits him an just fuckin wild he doesn’t do it anymore— he likes to keep his wits about him ( he smoke weed now an again with gelato when the mood strikes them but he no longer does anything harder )

➵ Sorry thinking about him wearing a gold chain ooh with the chest hair— very sexy if I say so. I do think if he wears jewelry thats gold in color. I dunno guys I’m just convinced he looks best in it.

➵ His first kiss/“relationship” wasn’t in the mmh best of conditions nor with the best of person— I’ll have to come back to this one because while it’s not *super* heavy, but it is a bit of a touchy thing that I want to write it right when I do.

➵ Thought he was Ace/Aro for a very long time due to his first relationship, he is not tho he found out later in his life however is very supportive of the ace/aro’s ( like he is *the* best ally he got you baby )

➵ His childhood “friend” was this big bernese mountain dog that follow him around as a youth, he doesn’t know who’s dog it was but this dog went everywhere he went & would attack/warn him of people coming when he was up to no good.

➵ He is big spoon only.

➵ Have you considered him wearing the uhh uhh— is it called lip stain???? it’s not like a full color but you got the tint or stain of the color ??? Yeah that think of that on him <33

➵ Sorbet collects pocket watches, bone records, & other things of that nature. I also like to think he has a bit of a ?? Is it called vulture culture when you collect bones & things like that? I am unsure but he also does a bit of that.

➵ I also headcanon that he is the oldest & has a few younger sisters that he took of until he was a young teenager.

Gelato:

➵ Listen ok, he can totally kill you & he generally doesn’t like people interacting with him, but he loooves to be treated tenderly & a little mushy when you are in a relationship with him. I like rough & aggressive Gelato as much as everyone else but god can you imagine his little knife cat smile when Sorbet ( or you—) pulls him close to him & an adoringly gazes at him before giving him kisses???? Or even more sweet mushy stuff??? Just ooohhhhh it gets me & I will die on this hill man.

There’s just something sweet in having a loved one treat him softly or in a way like he's dainty ( he & all of us know he is not dainty—the guys about as sturdy as you can get but I hope you get the idea shsbs ). Gelato truly adores the feeling it gives him on the inside, it’s like being protected & warm but not necessarily like physically but emotionally an mentally. I hope to god you get what I mean— I’m struggling to word it lol

( I’ve come back to this & I want to reiterate that when I was originally writing this I was thinking of how Gelato would’ve been consumed by that toxic masculinity for the longest time & he never had that chance of the gentle/tender treatment or just that pure kindness women get (( girls/people raised as a girl know what I mean— least I hope so )) having someone treat him in this manner & remind him that it’s *ok* to be softer in your way/be treated softer doesn’t make you less of a man. In fact you deserve to have these moments of security. But he is not uwu soft boy I was worried you’d think that’s what I meant & it’s not I just want him get to experience that kinda feeling even if he only allows/accepts it from sorbet or you his third. )

➵ I have convinced myself that Gelato can whittle & carve not just wood but also bone. I just think it’s one of those like dad/grandpa activities that makes me go !! Oh my boy can do that lol. I imagine he makes little sculptures or objects for not just Sorbet but Pesci, Formaggio, & Risotto. Risotto has a skull probably in the vein of something like this that Gelato carved for him & maybe for Pesci he carved this for him. Each member has a small dagger that Gelato whittled for them when they joined La Sqaudra.

➵ Ok ok hear me out on this but Gelato with the prettiest hazel/green eyes you ever seen they’re like a beautiful earthy color & when the sun hits it right you can see specs of like “gold” in them. I will forever stand by strong man bulks Gelato but over the years because I headcanon him in his like mid-late 40’s he’s more fat (chubby unsure how to word it here) but he still has muscle of course it’s just not as prominent as when he was a young man. Kinda like this photo or maybe this one? I don’t think he’s quite as wide as the photos I offered but he’s still got the overall look.

Now unlike Sorbet I do think he’s pretty hairy all over, maybe not quite as thick or bushy as Sorbet may be but still more hair. I’m also here for Gelato having a snaggle tooth & it’s got me going heart eyes over him lol.

➵ Gelato has C-PTSD I am not super familiar with this & how people are with it so I can’t go into great detail because I don’t want to get it wrong, but from what I read & how i headcanon him he’d definitely fit this criteria. I also still stand by him being on the spectrum, again I’m not like a %100 sure but I’m still thinking he has ADHD but he could have a different one I am unsure how to word this one well.

➵ I think he would be ambidextrous & can use his hands interchangeably but you’ll notice when he’s doing certain things he may favor his right for said project or vice versa

➵ Nipple piercings? Nipple piercings <3 he used to have others when he was a teenager but these & his right earring are the only ones that are left.

➵ He’s actually well read & incredibly smart! I personally hc him as someone people often overlook for an ignorant brute who’s incapable of focusing on subjects at hand. This is far from the truth actually, he’s very tactical & incredibly intelligent not just in common things like in “ that’s a x y or z” y’know, but also in other subjects like the more mmh literature/other if that makes sense lol.

He often plays up his more “manic” appearance, like yeah he’s very off the walls but part of that’s just places up to like 20 when really he’s more with it. Makes it easier to lull people into thinking he’s not as smart/cunning but don’t be fooled tho.

➵ Listen I truly think he’d have a pet ferret if he could, Sorbet will not let him have one though, not cause he doesn’t like the little critters but they’re hardly ever home & it’s not fair to the animal if they’re not there to give them attention. It’s also the same reason they don’t have any other pets besides the few strays Gelato feeds around the la sqaudra base ( maggio also helps with this )

➵ I personally hc Gelato being the more experienced one in the relationship. As I mentioned in my Sorbet list, he only had the one “relationship” before getting with gelato, well Gelatos the opposite in my backstory for them he’s had quite a few relationships before getting with Sorbet.

Though there’s only one before Sorbet that actually had any true feelings put into the relationship, it didn’t end well & it’s part of the reason he has C-PTSD & incredibly cautious of getting with Sorbet. It wasn’t a bad relationship mind you, just the circumstances around the ending of it just wasn’t very devastating ( had to do with the war & some other stuff ) but anyways !!!

Gelato’s had a lot more experience with this kind of thing & was the catalyst for helping Sorbet figure out that he wasn’t aro/ace

#jjba #jjba sorbet

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yeaimfishboi · 6 years

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NCT 2018 Mafia!AU Reaction to their GF Getting Hit On, but she Doesn’t Know It.

This was requested by my lovely daughter @emmaishere92! FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED. I AM DYING CHILDREN SAVE ME.

Have some fun kiddos. Fair warning some reactions contain the smallest bit of insinuated smut so be warned.

Background: You and you’re boyfriend were at a public function for his gang, NCT. You split off to get yourself something to something to drink/eat when a young man approached you, and began to talked with you. You just thought the boy was being friendly, but your boyfriend felt otherwise...

Taeil:

Taeil was not a fighter. He was the van guy, the guy who sat behind at a computer giving everyone direction. When he saw the guy flirting with you he knew two things, he wouldn’t be able to do anything, and you had no clue what the fuck was going on. He was seething through his teeth thinking about another man with his hands on you when Jisung asked what was wrong. Taeil explained and within a split second you were away from the guy and with Taeil with your face buried in his neck.

Johnny:

As the underboss, Johnny was never one to get his hands dirty. So when he caught another man flirting with you, he sent one of the boys to go “take care” of the dude. He also made sure to have one of the boys bring you back to him. You sat on his lap while he growled in your ear “Babygirl, you know how I feel, when other men flirt with what is mine, and you let it happen. I think I need to punish you when we get home. Don’t I?” You dramatically gulped as he traced circles on your hip.

Taeyong:

In the beginning Taeyong didn’t really care, you guys were in an arranged marriage, it’s not like you were really together. He even had a bunch of other girls hanging off of him, but when he saw the guy attach his lips to your collarbone, he was fuming. Not only were you visibly uncomfortable, but you were his property no one could touch you like that besides him. He marched over to the guy, grabbed him at the base of the neck and slammed his head onto the bar.

Yuta:

He probably planned the whole thing in order to test your loyalty to him. He wanted to see if he was yours, even though you already belonged to him. He knew in the beginning you were utterly oblivious, but the minute this man put his hands on your ass, you broke your drink on top of his head and stated that you were taken. Yuta was proud.

Kun:

He was just plain confused. He wasn’t naturally aggressive, I mean he got into the mafia because they wanted the best doctor in Hong Kong, but seeing you with this guy made a fire burn inside of him, and he didn’t understand it. He tried his hardest the entire time he was stuck there to not be like the men who he works for, but seeing another man flirt with you, and you being so damn oblivious made smoke come out of his ears. He shook off the feeling and walked over to you, roughly wrapped his arm around you, and placed a loving kiss on your temple.

Doyoung:

He was irritated more than anything. (totally reminding me of the”right in front of my salad” meme) He just sat there ignoring the situation going on right behind him, talking with the boys. That was, until it got to be too much for him, and he just walked up to you, pulled you back to him and the boys, pulling you onto his lap before he continued talking to his hyungs.

Ten:

Ten is an odd mix of soft and possessive. There are times where he’ll sit and sulk to himself and other’s where makes the world know you are his. This time he was somewhere in the middle. He walked over and wrapped his arms around you from the back, and rested his head on your shoulder. He then started placing chaste kisses to your neck, until he giggled. “Hey princess, don’t you think it’s funny how this mother thinks he has a chance with what’s mine?” he growled into your neck, not even looking at the guy.

Jaehyun:

This smug ass mother fucker. He saw a guy flirting with you, and took it as an opportunity to show off how you were his. He slid his sunglasses on a casually walked over to you. He pulled you into a rough passionate kiss, before he smacked your ass causing you to jump and yelp. At that moment he could feel all the power he had, and he let out a big smirk.

Sicheng:

(i had to take a ten min break so i could cry in a corner I love him too much)

Don’t fight me on this but Mafia!Cheng is probably the scariest of them all, and the most possessive. Everybody new not to mess with him, even though he looked fragile and child-like he was NCT’s best fighter because of his agility and flexibility. You didn’t even have time to say a word before Sicheng jumped to you, and grabbed your hips and planted a rough kiss on your lips. You could feel his possessiveness leech off of him as he was trying to make it a point that you belonged to him. You’ve never seen a man run so fast.

Jungwoo:

(i literally cannot see him being in a mafia he’s too squishyyyy)

He stood in the corner watching it happen, as his anger radiated off of him in waves. He was about to walk away when he noticed something. The guys placed his hand on your shoulder. He touched you, and that was one of Jungwoo’s rules. No man besides him was allowed to touch you ever. He dropped his drink and stormed toward you, but he stopped dead in his tracks when he saw you knee the guy in the balls, pushing him to the ground and stepped on his sternum, yelling that if he touched you again you would crush his larynx. Jungwoo even had to stop you before you got out of hand. “Come on kitten, this scum doesn’t deserve the time of day.”

Yukhei:

String bean here is not a happy camper. He’s grumbling and mumbling to himself. He’s upset. He walks up to you angry and fierce, he grabs you and pulls to the bathroom. Everyone thinks he’s about to let you know who you belong to, but that’s not the case. Yukhei may look tough but he constantly needs confirmation, so he sits in the bathroom with his head buried in your chest asking if he’s good enough for you.

Mark:

He was quietly watching you from across the room. He knew that you were oblivious to the situation, but to anyone other than him it looked like you were flirting back. It was tainting his image, and that pissed him off. When you caught his gaze, he gave you that look. The one that beckoned you to sit on his lap. The one that clearly let you know you were in for it tonight.

Renjun:

Renjun isn’t possessive, he’s just plain old aggressive. You were just casually talking to this guy, when Renjun came over and pummeled the guy into the ground. With each punch he growled “Don’t touch her.” After he was done he grabbed your wrist, so hard it would bruise the next day, and dragged you over to the guys. Making sure he had a strong arm wrapped around you, so you wouldn’t leave his sight.

Jeno:

Here’s where it get’s tough. Jeno is very secluded in his feelings. If he’s insecure, he doesn’t show it. If he’s proud, he doesn’t show it. He’s just cold, unless he’s with you. He was casually sipping on his coke while he listened to Taeyong brag about his latest conquest, when he saw the other dude. He froze a little bit when he saw how after a while, you were growing more and more uncomfortable with the guy. Jeno dropped his cold facade, walked over and gave you a tight back hug. He kissed into our neck and asked if you were okay. You asked him if you guys could leave. He happily obliged, hoping he could go home and cuddled.

Donghyuck:

In less than 2 seconds Hyuck was by your side, and the guy was on the floor clutching his jaw. Hyuck did not tolerate this kind of blatant disrespect towards him or his gang, so a point was made. Afterwards he pulled you aside and scolded you to stay away from men other than him or NCT.

Jaemin:

Jaemin may be tough as a bag of nails, but deep down he was scared. He was scared that his chosen profession would lead you away, so when he saw another man flirt with you an you really didn’t notice he got scared. You saw the sad expression on his face and walked over and asked what was wrong. “You know you are my everything, the love of my life. Even though we are so young, I want to be with you forever.” You nodded slightly and gave him a quick peck on the nose. “Good, now can I go beat that guy up, so I still look bad ass?” You giggled at his childishness, and let him go do his thing.

Chenle:

He’s not as possessive or aggressive as the other boys. He’s more pissed at that fact someone thought they could treat you like that. Whisper in your ear, touch you without your permission, and just outright be a pig towards you. Not only were you his entire universe. He walked over and threw the man on the ground and yelled “If this is how you treat such a wonderful girl, then you deserve to rot in a cell with the rest of the scum I put in there.” With that the man was dragged off.

Jisung:

Nope. HELL NO. He was having a nice conversation where his hyungs were praising him for singlehandedly saving the last mission, when some douche nozzle decided to flirt with his girl. HIS GIRL. He walked over to the man and scared him away solely because of his height, which in turn made you laugh because Jisung is totally a squish.

Bonus (because he’s still in NCT to me)

Hansol:

Nope. Just nope. This boy would snatch you away before anything could happen further, and hand you off to Yuta so he could watch you. After that, Hansol walked over to the guy and dragged him outside the bar, before beating him to a pulp. He walked back in with bloody knuckles, and pulled you into the tightest embrace you ever felt. You then felt his hands grasp your ass as he whispered “I’m going to prove to you that you won’t need any other man’s attention besides my own.”

I found this gif of my idiot while looking for one and i thought everyone needed to see it. I have been blessed with my ray of sunshine to make me pure again. I am now back to my soft Jeno stan self.

This was really the only request i’ve gotten for the 1500 follower special, so please feel free to request any of these:

4 Mafia! AU Reactions (any group)

5 Werewolf! AU Reactions (EXO) *since I promised @kimjongdaely kinda*

5 Smut Reactions (Any Group)

1 Update on a Series of Your Choice (WTL, NTS, or My New Series)

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