post became unrebloggable which is, in my opinion, a travesty

HOWARD MOON from THE MIGHTY BOOSH

JUSTIFICATION:

"I know we are all mostly agreed that Vince Noir's got something going on gender-wise, but I'd like to present a more esoteric theory to the court, if I may. Consider: Howard Moon, a cocktail of assorted gender neuroses in the approximate shape of a woman. She spends half her time attempting to perform masculinity and the other half being painfully jealous of her easygoing, casually androgynous best friend, and most of her self-consciousness seems to stem from a persistent failure to be as butch as she thinks she should be. Plus she looks great in lipstick. It's a no-brainer.

Transitioning would also solve most of Howard's problems with women. Can you imagine how many girls would go nuts for a tall, awkward, jazz-loving lesbian who waxes lyrical about elbow patches and whose wardrobe consists entirely of corduroy and tweed? Howard would be much happier as a woman and probably much more fun to hang around with. No further questions, Your Honour." - @beaft

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ME WHEN I GET Fruits.

her name is beastie :)

shirmp

another one...do you love her?

the word "beaft" has been in my head like all day

B E A F T

I haven't gotten very far on this, but I wanted to make a silly little pet sim. So, here's the first little idea I had!

It's by no means anywhere near done, but its more done than if I'd not done it at all. (^-^"")

Anyhow, go ahead and give it a look if you wanna see what I've been up to! I plan to keep fiddling and adding to this, so I'll update the post when I add more stuff.

Here's the link to the Scratch Page!

Thanks!

Italy sketches 2

(part 1)

MEOW

For reasons known only to myself, I made a transparent version of the fucked up chimera-monster-thing in this painting by Wilhelm von Kaulbach.

IDK much about the context, tho I can only presume it’s making fun of some people he didn’t like very much, but the original pic is public domain, so feel free to treat this transparent version of this beaft as likewise...

KENDALL ROY from SUCCESSION

JUSTIFICATIONS:

"Clearly miserable trying to live up to the expectations placed on himself as the eldest boy and keeps trying to desperately reinvent himself. Also there was that time when his gf asked him for a dickpic and his reaction was 'no! why would anyone want to look at it?' Sure he sucks as a person but she could suck as a woman and post mid takes about trans feminism on twitter and how we need more women in tech" - Anonymous

"Hey, come closer. Look at me. Right in the eyes. You know I am right about this. Post-transition Kendall Roy would find new and interesting ways to be a terrible person. Her dad would hate it, her siblings would hate it, her kids would probably be on board but it wouldn't matter because she'd still be a deadbeat. Would she be happier? Maybe, but it'd come at the cost of some of the worst tweets you've ever seen in your life. Nothing can save Kendall Roy, but I think she should get to transition anyway, as a treat." - Beaft

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no bones silly style

Having owned a dog for almost a year now I feel like I have been oversold on the unconditional love these animals are supposed to provide. This dog’s love is incredibly conditional. This dog would turn me in to the FBI for a liver snack. I remain in this creature’s good graces only so long as I provide food and walks and even then I am apparently on thin fucking ice.

I had a dream the other night that I turned into this beast (unfinished sketch):

It looked a whole lot like Susie from Deltarune in the face, down to the hair covering the eyes and the triangular teeth. I suppose you could call this creature a bugbear! I wonder what the eyes under there look like. I never saw them in the dream.

do you like cats

yes