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It my birthday :>
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Gray Wolf (Canis lupus)
Habitat & Distribution
The gray wolf is present throughout North America, Europe, and Asia
They can survive in many habitats, including evergreen and deciduous forests, arctic tundra, grasslands, wetlands, deserts, and mountain ranges
Physical Description
Weight: 40 kg (88 lb) on average
Height at shoulder: 80–85 cm (31–33 in)
Most wolves are gray, but there is wide variation in coat colouring; many individuals are black, white, gold, or red
The coat is thick and fluffy, especially in the northern part of their range
Behaviour
Wolves are predators, and regularly take down large animals like deer, caribou, boar, and moose
They typically live in packs with highly complex social dynamics; a pack can have anywhere from 5 to 42 members
Packs can be highly territorial, and fights between packs are a common cause of mortality
Key Advantages
Gray wolves have powerful jaws, long teeth, and sharp claws which can cause serious damage
Individuals can run up to 61 kph (38 mph) in short bursts
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Pokemon headcanon that once Absol are studied and people realize they prevent disasters instead of causing them, particularly dangerous workplaces get themselves a workplace Absol and it also decreases accidents.
Construction sites and fishing ships and factories will have one that pretty much just lazes about until it just gets up howling one day and knocks a dude down. They almost never figure out what would have happened but they're always like "yes absol thank you absol I am so grateful to be on the floor right now. Can I offer you a treat in this trying time"
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day 487 of drawing spamton every day until deltarune chapter 3
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my new son from the woods (Portola Redwoods State Park gift shop)
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Wolf turntable renders
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“Weird” trans people online are not the cause of transphobia offline.
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good read for teachers.
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Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.
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*grabs both your hands in gesture of sincerity*
Don't let this die. Taylor Swift is the Pollution Queen now. We need meme edits with her photoshopped onto backgrounds of wildfire-ravaged landscapes and oil refineries chugging out black smoke.
Photo of smudgy black eye shadow? That's THE Taylor Swift-inspired look now, it represents fossil fuels.
We need parodies of Taylor Swift songs about pollution and killing polar bears.
Give her representatives a full-time job for the rest of their lives defending her from the phrase "Pollution Queen." Make this meme a the figurehead of an entire fleet of other celebrity-terrorizing memes.
"But this doesn't dismantle the system that—" Shut. Don't care. Isn't it great that such a huge portion of environmental damage is being done by human individuals with egos, whose feelings can be hurt when people are mean?
Money can save you from physical harm, but can it save you from looking ridiculous?
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Every night at eleven I have to choose between enjoying the sweet embrace of slumber or staying up late to do something enriching and fun that I wouldn’t otherwise have the opportunity to do. And every night at eleven I take the secret third option of “doing nothing on my phone until one in the morning.”
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"we need weirder queers" you guys couldnt even handle asexual people in 2016 (and probably still cant handle them)
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enough reclaiming slurs, I think in 2023 we should reclaim nascar. they banned the confederate flag on all properties & their stance on lgbtq+ isn’t just performative bc in 2013 they fined a driver 10k for using a homophobic slur, condemned indiana in a statement for an anti lgbt law, and partnered w carolina’s lgbt+ chamber of conference in 2022. nascar was founded by anti-cop moonshiners/bootleggers who drove suped-up fords to out-run the police. #yaaascar
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