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be me
writing fanfic
add a detail about characters eyes containing a glimmer of yellow as foreshadowing
take a break from writing fic
look in the mirror
realise that I have heterochromia?!
realise that my eyes also contain what can only be described as a glimmer of yellow?!
help?!
If my fan fiction is anything to go off, I'm going to die soon?!
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the fishnet ones were too thick and its hot outside so i changed
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Be me
>Me, a college graduate who's between jobs. Huge debt. Send help.
> dumpster diving NOT FOR FUN, kind of broke
>Be offered a shady job- but wow!!! The pay is more than your debt!!! Amazing!!
>Find clothes to be presentable for your first day.
>You're excited!! Arrive at the address to some hote-
>...a very... shady hotel.
> Find a box with your name on it.
>Wow. There's a walkie talkie inside, and CASH?? ALL THE CASH??
>Walkie talkie starts to play and someone instructs you to go inside for further details. Fuck that.
>Take money and leave.
>...try to leave. Big red dot decorates ur forehead
>uh oh.
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Me, being a casual Rayman fan since COVID: Oh hey look a new animation with Rayman! He's probably a cameo but still cool.
Wait he says WHAT?
He DOES WHAT?
Okay now I gotta watch this.
Me after watching all six episodes: The fuck did I just watch? I abosultely love this.
#be me#the casual rayman fan#who found captain laserhawk in the sterotypical way lmao#neo is rambling again#captain laserhawk
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Get cool journal
Not know what to do with said journal because you don’t want to ruin it
Think, “it doesn’t matter as long as it’s being used and is serving a purpose”
Still doesn’t use journal
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More blue family from Darkonesroses on AO3! A scene I imagined happening at some point in the story.
Y'all know the theory that Megamind landed on Earth in the late 70s? 🥲
Oh, was your society deeply egalitarian? Too bad, we don't do that here. Welcome to Earth!
@crazydreamer6 , should I make this AU a separate tag?
#megamind#the blue family#dreamworks#be me#drawing comics and not being able to keep facial features consistent for the life of me...#minion is not impressed#traditional art#artists on tumblr
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Kritical is here to show you yet another one of his favorite character from a different fandom… 🥁
I love you Cheng-Han, everyday, everynight
#Cheng-Han I love you#miiblr#mii enjoyer#I think those are the correct tags#be me#be me enjoying a game like mortal kombat#also be me enjoying miis#and nevermore#and twdg#and… more#:3…
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Oh wow just realized how creepily big the eyes of the nutcracker would be compared to a human, would that count as subtle, seeing that thang peek around n at a distance it looks like human flesh but the more near it draws you see the tendrils coiling, the eye that no human skull could fit, unnatural colours and dilation as it tries focusing on where you are..crazy man
#be me#employee#see this thing with human meat in it#wtf#crouch closer#thats not human meat#see tentacles and an eye bigger then my fist#it sees me#run and call in sick
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#be me#have active suicidal thoughts im seriously considering acting upon asap#have brother put on music#it's the Hallelujah Chorus#nvm forget that#tw suicide#personal
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be me
realize that you are lesbian.
get unhealthily into good omens.
you tube now offers you thirst trap compilations of actors from it and simular series.
#be me#good omens#good omens brainrot#what the hell is my life#guys im gay!!!#I don't want to have sex with any of these men!!!
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all of my pants are dirty so im wearing a skirt
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God's a real son of a bitch for what he does to me.
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Each day is a struggle, each day there is worries, I never know what will happen or if everything I've earned, gained or have in general will be taken away in a matter of seconds.... I really need to get back to me and know no matter what I can take care of myself and take care of the ones I love and need me if they ever fall....I need to work on make money so I can have what's needed to start working a a job....be presentable but everything cost money.....
#help#be me#my family needs me#dont be homeless#people suck#$brutalLove23 Cashapp#better love me#lost in the cloud#me
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>Be Me, Miss Elsie, Moth from Elsewhere
>scroll tumblr
>find a post from a fandom I have literally never heard of before
>find it vaguely funny
>like it
>wait there’s another one
>holy guacamole it’s everywhere
>It’s storming the gates
>Gondor calls for aid
>We can’t hold it off much longer, Sarge
>Help
>A
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....If i were to create a utmv sona (and now i will), then it'll be an Error-Ink fusion cuz fr:
I'm forgetful, short, draw on my hands, can somewhat knit, chocolate is my life, and i swear like a pole
oh ye, and i like scarves
and wear glasses
and am a psycho
maybe
and-
#so a funni story.#basically#when i actually went out to touch the grass and wasnt homeschooled#my bestie asked me to do her eng hw#and help her with... p much everything but a few subjects#which is a hella lot of stuff#but yk#as any smart young influencer i took payment for my services#in other words#holy shit ive never eaten as much chocolate weekly as i did in the 6th grade-#i WILL slay for chocolate#or even restrain your intelligence development as i did with that friend of mine#be me#dont know biology#pretend to know it#and then get tons of free chocolate from TWO whole classmates#good old days...
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