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chainsawmascara · 3 months

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We don't discuss orpheus and kith'rak voss enough.

They were roommates. They were doomed.

The nerve of bg3 fans calling bloodweave old man yaoi when these two are RIGHT. HERE.

On the real, were i not so sleep deprived, i have a great many thoughts and pained feelings about them, their bond, the potential of their story, the way they speak to each other. I'd like to dive deeply into it. I haven't the faintest if anything I've written already carries a vague sense of coherency. Another day, perhaps.

For now. Someone commiserate with me in regards to these gith men, their common goal, the bond they share, and gods know how long they've known each other. They speak as friends. Was voss there the day orpheus was chained? Was voss there and forced to turn traitor? Only to spend eons awaiting his chance to make things right? Was voss there to watch vlaakith subjugate orpheus, knowing he had no power over either? Hopelessly watching? Horrified by what he could not prevent? Eons he's spent seeking ways to free orpheus. Eons. Hiding, lying, mapping his plans in the skies, waiting. How many millennia until he's free again?

Will he remember me?

Will he know i fought for him?

Will he know i would have stopped her had i the power?

Will he know the heights of heresy I've arranged from the depths of our bond?

#kith'rak voss #orpheus #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #it's 1am and I'm v tired and i have no idea if this is coherent #at all #i haven't played any endings without using the emperor or having orpheus turn #someone tell me how the reunion with voss goes if orpheus remains a gith #bc they were ROOMMATES #AND YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE #THEY WOUND ME.#it's not about a ship it's about their devotion i JUST #I JUST #I J U S T #UGH #THEY DESERVE SO MUCH MORE #I WANT THEM TO BE HAPPY

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deweyduck · 27 days

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DESCENDANTS: THE RISE OF RED ♥️

coming 12 july, 2024

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sapphicthirteenthdoctor · 5 months

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if I had a nickel for every time a doctor played by david tenant was divided by glass from someone from the noble family that he cared about and there were life threatening stakes-

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keymintt · 23 days

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dyed my hair blue again

#by dyed i mean my roommate dyed it in our kitchen while we were blasting 2000s pop god bless #i did rinse it out myself though! that was an ordeal #if you ever think of me as someone dignified and cool: don't. i was on all fours with my head under the bathtub faucet for 20 minutes #bc i forgot that the shower nozzle detaches and can turn into a sprayer............. also cleaned the bathroom floor while i was at it...#i consider myself someone who has blue hair often but the last time i dyed it was like. july?? fucked up how time passes #i don't think this needs to be said but i have pronouns regardless of if my hair is blue. could you imagine how funny that would be though #with how i dress i don't think i need to blue hair for ppl to guess i have something going on #no i won't shut up

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hereissomething · 8 months

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found this template on twutty a long time ago, the op name escapes me🫣

woe, drac faces upon yall🦇💨👋🧛🏻‍♂️

#hammer dracula #christopher lee #count dracula #fright hammer au #my roommate is dracula #expressions meme #blood #dractice #bat demon #mai art #phuzface1 #phuzface #the many flavors of angy drac #he just looks like that #replaced the bottom left two with annoyed and scheming bc they were “goofy” and “a bit wacky” previously #and drac very rarely even does silly #his silliness comes from his seriousness #like a cat

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nart-is-a-monster · 1 month

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Hugo having a fever dream when he was sick is one of the things I have on mind while reading the episode but only try to put the idea o on something around these days lol

This doesn't happen on the fic XD

BUT HERE'S THE LINK OF THE FIC 🗣️🗣️

And go follow @dreadpirateurania13 bc she wrote the fic and also

Hiiiiiii :3333

Ok now that's all byeeeeeee XD

#And yes Varian is on a alicorn aka princess of friendship #TWILIGHT SPARKLE IS HERE BC I CAN OK????#vat7k #varian #alchemy boyfriends #hugo rottewange #varian and the seven kingdoms #hugo the human #hugo vat7k #varigo #tts #tts varian #and they were roommates #my art <3

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unvexes · 4 months

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something something brolden sunglasses tilt

#sorry to my roommates who were watching vhscc w me bc i YELLED over this bit #vhscc #vhs christmas carols #starship #junior starship #brian holden #starkid #gifs #.gif #made these in two seconds bc i needed them side by side #kept forgetting to do this. oops

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those-eraser-shavings · 8 months

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drunk Slippin’ Jimmy shenanigans at the expense of Marco’s sanity

#better call saul #jimmy x marco #slippin jimmy #jimmy mcgill #marco pasternak #bcs fanart #my scrungles #my babygirls #they were roommates #jimmy is a little shit when he drunk #gets all scrappy #marco has to save them both #I will NEVER stop drawing marco carrying jimmy NEVER

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beanghostprincess · 3 months

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Law would love "House" and Sanji would love "The Bear" yes, but have you considered both of them watching Love Island together

#because i think they'd enjoy talking shit about people together #love island parties and it's sanji law nami and usopp judging people #i just think sanji would be into reality shows like REALLY emotionally invested #and nami would wonder how much they get paid for this shit and if she could make zoro go with her and cause drama #law would say he hates it but then he stays to watch the whole thing #law: how can you watch this garbage / sanji: you're watching it too / law: bc my annoying roommate is doing it and he won't let me read #law a minute later: she's such a fucking liar what the hell is wrong with her can't she see he's being HONEST OH MY GOD-#sanji: garbage you say / law: shut the fuck up #lawsan roommates au when #'and they were roommates!' and they share netflix account #one piece #trafalgar law #black leg sanji #lawsan

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thelastspeecher · 5 months

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watching the Ancient Aliens episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved and pausing every two minutes to rant once they get to the Pyramids of Giza part bc I was one of those Egyptology kids and I will NOT stand for this fucking SLANDER

#''oh how did they align the pyramids with Orion's belt?'' THEY LOOKED AT THE SKY #navigation via stars was SO crucial in desert areas they were HUGE stargazers #I mean there's a reason a lot of stars have Arabic names #bc Arabic people named them using them to navigate #''how are they so well-preserved?'' it's a fucking DESERT #''they align with magnetic north'' MAGNETS EXIST IN NATURE #''the shapes are perfect'' MATH IS MATH. GEOMETRY IS GEOMETRY.#btw the first two ''examples'' in the video are also bullshit #but they aren't on a subject I read extensively about as a smol #and also Ryan didn't disrespect those cultures quite as much as the Ancient Egyptians #so I didn't have quite as strong reactions to it #anyways Shane is so based in that episode and Ryan is the wrongest he's ever been #the roommate and I kept ranting about how Wrong Ryan is being #Ghoul Boys #Buzzfeed Unsolved #speecher speaks

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turtletoria · 29 days

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curious if anyone else has this problem: being articulate but incomprehensible? like for example, im very good at articulating certain things, and people say im good at writing; however it seems that nobody is understanding what im truly trying to say, and trying to come up with a way to explain my true (but also ever-shifting and indecisive) thoughts is arduous and agonizing

#just curious bc yesterday my roommates were essentially telling me it was my fault that nobody helped me when i was having a bad moment bc i #shouldve communicated. the issue is that i did. i tried multiple times and ending in so many tears each time (which i feel is pretty good #evidence that i wasnt ok and may need support). so u can see the issue of communication being difficult. and their response was just #communicate better. and im just gobsmacked quite frankly

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badstargateimagines · 6 months

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Ok so the ability to process lactose is a genetic mutation that is/was mostly found in (and in those descended from) ancient societies that reared cattle or goats n shit.

My theory is most or all or most of the alien characters would likely be lactose intolerant which makes the scene where Teal’c and Jonas ate ice cream a lot funnier. They fighting for their lives twice that day.

LMAO CANON also I made the perfect meme for this like four years ago and it’s FINALLY relevant so thank you for this unique opportunity that 21 year old me was looking for

I present to you now: Jonas and Teal’c in the Cheyenne Mountain washroom after the Ice Cream Scene

#bad stargate asks #stargate #stargate sg1 #sg1 #teal’c #Jonas Quinn #this was made bc the bathrooms at my old house were located very close to heavily populated areas #bc it was an old RCMP shack #2 of them were off the living room (ye olde bullpen)#and the other one was just off our (carpeted) kitchen (ye olde break room)#and my ex was lactose intolerant so it was always so anxiety inducing #we had like 6 roommates and constantly had a party going so it was hard to get any privacy for more painful washroom experiences

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theloveinc · 5 months

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tw: prostitution probs

OMG I know your shinsou drabble about him faking being your pimp for an undercover mission was like a little long ago, but it changed my atoms molecular structure

Like maybe you both are discussing what you've discovered that night on the couch you're sharing with the criminal and you hear somebody coming and than you gotta act like you're having... YKNOW??? 😫

Like maybe you noticed it first so then you like throw yourself on top of shinsou, fake moaning that sounds real, bouncing a little on top of him so the couch creeks a little to really sell it and it takes a little for shinsou to catch on but he's a mess because you sound real 😣😣😣

And from the criminal's POV, it's dark so he can't see your clothes that are on and is like well don't like me interrupt you before he heads back to whatever he came from 🤭

(link to ref. post here!)

SFAJKSDHJKAFDSHK it only takes him about five seconds to get the gist of the scene but... those five seconds change his entire perspective on the both of you, don't you think??

Because I think for the first few moments when he thinks it's real... he forms an entire confession in his head that's ready to spill from his lips just as fast, going hot where your hands splay on his chest, his cock jumping in his jeans when he tries to say your name. Even the hands he immediately puts on your hips to help guide you are genuine, not just to make the whole thing look... less pretend.

But then your eyes are shooting back down to his face and they're not filled with love or lust, they're filled with panic in waiting for him to play along....... and the whole moment he was able to build up comes crashing down, forcing him to realize exactly how he feels about you and....... how doomed your situation is, if you're gonna have to physically, now, keep up the charade rather than just label it.

(Especially because he's supposed to be the one in charge, the pimp, and it kinda makes him want to vomit thinking about treating you like something he owns, and yet he still has to pull himself together enough so that the criminal doesn't get suspicious if he actually acts like he loves you..............)

Then they're gone and you're all relieved (still sitting on his crotch) and now he has an entirely NEW problem that has to be faced (gasp, his feelings!!), and that's aside from the chub he's praying to god you can't feel.

Good. Grief.

#shinso #NO BC ME TOO AND I'VE BEEN DYING TO TALK ABT HIM MORE LIKE WHAT DO U EVEN DO !! ABT HIM!!!#ANON HOW COULD U DO THIS TO MEEEEEEE #I NEED IT SO BADLY I NEED IT LIKE WATER AND AIR #sorry if it's a lil short my roommate cut me off halfway so i lost my flow #but please i'd love to talk abt shinso more!!#im just thinking abt him on the couch all red-cheeked with an arm over his face to hide his embarrassment from you #and you're so sweet just trying to make sure he's okay... not even realizing that you made things WORSE #when u were just doing ur job #like genuinely u think he was spooked not that he has to face the fact he loves u now #it's... ASDHLFKASJDFKAJSHDN #I NEED IT I LOVE U ANON BYE #CAITIE THINGS #GEN #anon

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lightblueminecraftorchid · 2 months

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If y’all could pray for my friend T, I’d appreciate it. They got in a car crash yesterday while working; nobody was hurt on either side, but they’re scared they’re gonna lose their job (their job requires a lot of driving). Additionally, they already have PTSD from a previous car crash, and when I last saw them, they weren’t doing so well. I’d appreciate some prayers for them.

#blue chatter #prayer request #I’m rly worried bc last time I saw them dissociating this bad they were doing rly poorly mentally #like. had-to-go-to-the-hospital poorly #they’ve had a history of dissociation and such but their episodes are usually v short and infrequent by now #but I came over yesterday and they were clocked out for like. several consecutive minutes. and then started dissociating again shortly after #regaining awareness. which is not their baseline around me or their roommate (he was also there)

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pjharvey · 16 days

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when i was in college at redacted liberal arts university in the pacific northwest my bisexual male manipulator bestie and a couple other ppl we knew liked to make a big deal out of me being mormon which was especially funny bc i was so lesbian i looked like a boy and i hadn’t even believed in god for 5+ years. but it was also like we’d be at some party hitting someone’s bong and he’d be like did you know she used to be mormon and i would be like i have other traits… can we talk about pj harvey

#a lot of them were from the midwest and being mormon is weirder over there than in the pnw i think #my first roommate who was from minneapolis told aforementioned male manipulator bestie she had been afraid to be roommates with me #bc i was mormon #and i literally had a CRUSH ON HER #and again i not only was not straight passing but not even woman passing

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bugmistake · 22 days

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hey….. dont cry …. gay people, who mostly wear cargo pants ok?

#sillyguy incorporated #these outfits are really like. normalguy outfits but. i only have so much energy during the week u know ..#these were also all VERY hastily taken #bc i was really really scared that #my roommates woild see me taking #mirror selfies in the living room

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