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strawglicks · 6 months

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growing up is realizing the whole 'team savvy vs team brooke' defeated the entire point of lps popular . likes its iconic and part of my childhood but why, in the series where these young women are suffering under societal expectations and impossible beauty standards for the sake of men's approval, are we putting the women AGAINST each other . sage bond is right there let's beat him up

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bunnyb34r · 28 days

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Something I'll never understand is how apple elitists will find ANY excuse to bring up how they have [apple product] and you have [not apple product]

Like that annoying new guy that was in the breakroom and would not shut up (I get you're bored but it's 7am and we don't care), had walked past me and saw how small my phone is. It's not SMALL but it's not like the length and width of my hand, iPhones are like at least 1.5 the size now.

Anyway he was like "damn what kinda phone is that??" (Meaning what iphone is that) *sees the big SAMSUNG on the top "oh you got samsung. But I bet you USED to have an iphone before right?"

Why would you assume that?? That's such a fucking weird thing to say like unprompted to someone. And I was like no??? I've always had androids?? (And LG before smartphones lol) And it's like they always assume you didn't have a choice, and only got an android bc you couldnt get an iphone. Like no I think iPhones are pieces of garbage, I hate the way the app store works, and the only apple products I've ever had were ipod touches. I like being able to choose where my apps go and can download "non-approved" apps and shit. Bitch I CHOSE this phone bc I LIKE it. I only got my other phone (which IS iphone size) bc this one no longer gets service from the network I use. I use this one for everything but calls and texts, and my actual phone-phone for calls, texts, and sometimes youtube. I paid like $100 max for each phone, I ain't paying more than $150 for a phone that's gonna be slowed down by the company I bought it from in a planned obsolescence scheme to get me to drop another $500-$1000+ in a year or two.

But yeah apple superior you're right 🙄

#marquilla #i seriously do not understand the apple elitist mindset like iPhones are ugly lol like oh boy it has an engraved piece of fruit on the back!#gotta get a specific case that shows that off! i dont get the flex financially?? like you just seem like a dumbass to me if you spend that #much on a phone that youre gonna replace in a year or two like... i dont get it #thats not to say anyone with an iPhone is a loser bc i know you can get refurbished older models for a lot cheaper than they new ones and i #know some people do keep their iphones til they dont work anymore. i dont have a problem with that at all #my problem is with the people who go out of their way to snub people who dont have iphones or people who don't have the LATEST (within 2 #generations) of iphones. like THOSE are the people im talking ab #my beef is with the people who buy apple as a flex #especially mac books lmao those things are absolutely trash products my god

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landfilloftrash · 1 month

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He has one mode and it's "tormenting Dresden" (due to a grief and anger unaddressed for 30ish years) almost as always with me; @anotherramblingfangirl for the incorrect quote drawn

#my art #The Dresden Files #Harry Dresden #Donald Morgan #Dresden Files incorrect quotes #titled this one 'a post-seine of a different kind' in ibis #me when the Javert-esqe character does Javert-esqe moves #in honor of Kore making it through Turn Coat (they haven't made it through Changes yet.... pray for them)#we could've had sarcasm dripping from both of them in future interactions. devastating. everyone in their vicinity #just going ''oh god theres two of them''#anyways there’s a couple of these in the works I’m just slow bc I’m Les Mis brainrotted #rea’s trash

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quixoticrobotic · 8 months

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I DREAMED THAT I WAS PERCHED ATOP A THRONE OF HUMAN SKULLS

ON A CLIFF ABOVE THE OCEAN, HOWLING WIND AND SHRIEKING SEAGULLS

AND THE DREAM WENT ON FOREVER, ONE SINGLE STATIC FRAME

SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GO WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME

#ive ALWAYS associated this song with him so in light of recent events. a gift to past!me #i need a new art tag. a better art tag #i maek post #simon/ice king imagery involving hearts has always been a thing in my head #bc of ricardio but also bc im classpect trash and hes SUCH a heart player OH MY GOD

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belindarimbi13 · 8 months

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WHO ALLOWED HIM TO BE THIS ADORABLE 😭

#HE'S BLUSHING OH MY GOD #HE WAS JUST SO EAGER TO EAT THE CURRY BUT HE NOTICED THAT SOMEONE'S BEEN STARING AT HIM WAY TOO LONG #AND HE'S BLUSHING!!!?#im dead as we're speaking #Mitsuya definitely cooked that for him and Draken was just so eager to finish the meal #tagging this as doramitsu bcs im doramitsu trash #draken #mitsuya takashi #takashi mitsuya #ken ryuguji #ドラみつ #doramitsu #draken x mitsuya #tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers game #pazuribe

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paranormeow7 · 4 months

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stinky smelly disgusting catboy

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t4tbedehopmar · 9 months

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#the pokemon anime episode is...... trash. as always #AND NOW MY BROTHER'S SAYING THEY'RE NEVER GOING TO GALAR OH GOD #ik he's joking but didn't they say they were going there ten thousand episodes ago. didn't they. bc i think they did #OH WTV i can wait i'm always waiting. always and constantly waiting #ok he just said all that galar stuff i saw is false too i'm gonna krill myself FLOPS OVER AND DIES

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boxwinebaddie · 4 months

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Best driver in the CFPOM? :)

...so when you say 'good'...are we talking skill? or safety? Because...

if we're talking Skill:

kenny, 100%. hands down.

if it has wheels -- kenny can drive it. i feel like he's been driving since elementary school tbh. which leads me to my next point which is that kenny can drive super well...but its definitely not legal. there is No WAY he has a license like that man has no birth certificate. he def has a fake license tho and it is literally a knock off McLovin from super bad level of fake and just says McWhoremick with no first name smh. but its fine bc he can seduce his way out of any ticket ever. Slayed. ;)

but yeah no, he is ripping around the neighborhood like its GTA5, they are FLYING, kyle is having a panic attack the whole time because kenny is smoking a fat joint and yellin Look Guys No Hands! bras and panties flying all over the place from whoever was back there last, old moldy pizza slices, the hula girl on the dash is shaking ass, theres fuzzy purple dice hanging from the mirror, fake balls on the tail pipe...so much Insanity...all while ayesha erotica or the Cuntry ;) <3 playlist is blaring. tldr when kenny is driving, kyle and marjorine are not having fun but stan & cartman are having So much fun help

i feel like kenny drives a tiny little beat up red pick up truck that he fixed up himself ( hes a part time mechanic in peppermint...or thats his current job until they fire him...Soon probably ) so there is a driver seat, a front seat and a TINY cab in back which really should only have one...One!!! COUNT IT!!! ONE!! person in it but they manage to squeeze THREE people in wHICH SOMETIMES IS TWO PEOPLE AND CARTMAN AND SOMETIMES ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE IS ALSO TALL ASS KYLE WITH THE MASSIVE DOUBLE WIDE TRAILER BEST ASS IN CLASS so needless 2 say its a Tight Squeeze.

they also All used to fight for shot gun ( stan wants to aux, kyle has control issues/is claustrophobic and cartman is just an asshole he also cant drive bc driving is for Poor Ugly People ) EXCEPT marj who Never EVER fought for shotgun and always used to sit in the back with whoever just bc shes nice and kind so when they started dating kenny permanently made marjorines seat the passenger seat *Kenny Being A Bastard VC* I Got A Seat For You Right Here, Sweetheart ;) *fakes out pointing to face then pats the seat smh* and everyone is like ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS bc that perma put stan kyle and cartman in the back which is CHAOTIC and kenny is like hell yeah im serious!!! unless one of you is gonna start Blowing Me enjoy the back bitches!!! mwaaaah <3 Pain....oh my god. *kyle n cartman audacity*

which...stan is actually the most Chill back there, he is my relaxed king -- he also Never calls the front seat shot gun bc he HATES guns cute pacifist boy behavior -- and fights for the front way less tbh. which conflicted kyle because he just wants to sit next to stan and not cartman ( stan used to sit between them to prevent Homiecide )

but bc kenny is ripping around going a million miles per hour all the time kyle ends up in stans lap A LOT which...okay the first time he was like dude oh my god im So sorry and stan was like dont worry kp you can sit in my lap Any Time :) what are super best friends for? :*

uNAWARE OF HOW FKN INSANE THAT SOUNDED TO LITERALLY EVERYONE KYLE MADE SUCH A CRAZY SOUND HE WAS SO RED OH MY GOD KENNY MARJ AND CARTMAN ALL LOOKING AT EACH OTHER LIKE IS THIS REAL THIS IS NOT RESALSDKLHDS

like the way that stan did not know he was in love with kyle until Now but was constantly like u can sit in my lap and wear all my clothes and have anything you want from me kyle??? LIKE?? I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE STAN!!!! YOU FRUIT FUCKING SALAD!!! PUTTIN UR BEST GUY FRIEND IN UR LAP IN YOUR HOODIE PLAYIN W HIS HAIR WHISPERING SHIT INTO HIS EAR MAKING HIM BLUSH WITH THE FKN LITTLE HEART CHARM ON UR NOSE RING SHUT UPPPPP!!!!!

( also i forgot how much i luv pep!stans little emo boy Charm Bracelet Nose Ring for dramatic fruity bisexual disasters...he is so cute ily bb peppermint stan is the most babygirl ever....my son oh my gooood )

so needless to say stan just climbs in the back and does the hot boy Come Here ;) thing where he pats his lap for kyle to sit ( HELLO EXCUSE ME?? ) and it was Mostly a joke until they started dating and now everyone is like stan and kyle no funny business back there and cartman is like yeah watch it homos and but its okay they are Making Out they cant hear anyone smh <3 NASTY BOY BEHAVIOR WHEN THEYRE DATING ITS SO OBNOXIOUS I REALLY HATE THEM like they are attached at the lips/hips...but also...Good For Them omg.

iiiiii got more to say about everyone else Driving ( me crazy mostly ) but this got too long i had too much to say abt the truck and kenny so yes tldr as far as Good Driving goes...Kenny. but as far as legal? Abbbbbsooolutely Not, Babey! it is fun tho!!! yeehaw! Buckle Up <3

-uncle nina, gay and can't drive

#im actually so scared of driving its actually my one tru fear #BUT YEAH KENNYS YEEHAW OH SHIT HANDLE GETAWAY DRIVER GTA5 DRIVING IS SO ICONIC TO ME #ALL WHILE SOMETHING CRAZY IS PLAYING ON THE AUX #i do think they are Mostly in stan or kyles car tho for practicality they cant breathe in kens car...& its hotboxed to hell #its kyles usually bc stans car is a trash waste disaster zone & kyle DDs ( ok stan is more fun tho he is a Shit driver but kyle YELLS sm )#also no one can sit in the front in styles cars but them disrespectfully its not fair but they are in love im sorry #esp ky if any1 even tries 2 take the front seat in kyles car hes like get the hell out of the stan seat u stupid bitch??? fuck off and DIE #anyways <3 Hi Stan <3333 are u comfy do u need anything :3 #and stans like hiiiii kp im good tysm sbf <333 *winks at kyle sticks tongue out and flips off everyone* everyones like bro come ONNNNNNN #its so much worse when theyre dating kyle is like hiiii cute boyyyy and stans like hiiii Cuter boy like mom & dad will you stop being GROSS #LIKE EW OH MY GOD CHILL OUT #but yeah kenny can drive anything and that man b driivng everyone wild what can i say #that man always has a ticket for being Too Fine

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desperatepleasures · 6 months

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am Not going to let the inexplicably awkward and unpleasant interaction I had with my roommate/ex just now ruin my day

#like gods you cant complain about me not doing chores and then try to stop me from doing them #tbh maybe like 15% of my shit was less executive dysfunction and more him not letting me do shit or criticizing how i do it!!!#like oh no i took out the trash bc you were sick and miserable today. go call your therapist about it man that's not my problem

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sweetenby · 8 months

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If you are someone who doesn't brush or floss your teeth, the best time to start is today. Signed, someone who ignored their teeth for 21 years of their life and despite brushing and flossing every day for the past 4 years just had a piece of their tooth crumble and fall out of their mouth.

#Yes I'm positive it is a tooth #There's an empty space I can tell tooth used to be #Plus it's definitely jagged where that space is and I can see a black mark on that tooth #S I G H #Thank fucking God I'm still on my parents insurance #But legit there is no way I can pay for this in a year when I'm not on that anymore 😬#And if there's one thing I've learned it's that shit with teeth just gets worse over time #It doesn't matter if you're young or if your old or if hour teeth are trash or great #For the love of God brush time and listen to your dentist if they tell you to avoid doing smt #Also it hurts in that spot now :( which sucks bc I need to eat and drink but now that hurts uh oh #Begging y'all don't become me take this as a lesson

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giverofempathy · 8 months

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holy shit holy shit holy shit

#salisha speaks #oh my god men are trash #i texted him explaining that im not interested bc i realised im a lesbian #YALL KNOW WHAT HE SAID ???#HE FUCKING SAID CAN I ASK A QUESTION WITH AN HONEST RESPONSE #I KNOW YOURE A LESBIAN BUT AM I ATTRACTIVE #hello ??? are we on the same planet. are we having the same fucking convo rn #jesus fucking christ #honestly glad i decided to be honest and that he revealed his true colours bc wtf my guy 💀💀

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landfilloftrash · 1 year

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youe insouelente cowèurde

#my art #Star Trek #Star Trek PIC #Star Trek Picard Season 2 #Star Madness (across the universe)#Adam Soong #Q Star Trek #it’s a shitpost batman #this idea would not leave me be /jov #John de Lancie in his outfits my beloved #Q will say the most ominous shit and not explain anything #as he should #doctor soong just rolls with it he’s not about to argue with the insane god #bc you can’t tell me that’s not what happened in that scene; Adam got a sense of what Q really was and went “oh shit’’#anyways. blorbo < 3 #excuse the backgrounds lmao #rea’s trash

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bibleofficial · 1 year

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getting bitched at for being on crutches, getting bitched at for being in a wheelchair - or NOT in a wheelchair - getting bitched at for WALKING TOO SLOW ON A CANE like my family needs to fuck off and leave me ALONE

#stream #QUIT TRUING TONUSE ME AS A BATTERING RAM AND MAYBE ID SIT IN THE FUCKING CHAIR U ASSHOLES #ITS BC NONE OF YALL KNOW HOW TO PUSH THIS THING W/O MY LEG GETTING MORE BROKE THAN ME WALKING ON IT MYSWLF #SO FUCKING ANNOYING #‘we didn’t bring this wheelchair …’ YEA BC U DIDNT NEED TO BC I SAID FUCKINGN NOT TO #DONT PISS ME OFF #my family is soooooo ANNOYING #like can i WALK ? CAN I WALK ? the only time y’all decide to haul ass is when i’m fucking BROKEN smh #like u know what y’all do ur tours im staying home and minding my #own business not getting bitched at thanks #the most enjoyable part #i could just go buy wine & beer & just get trashed & watch youtube #vacation #‘we don’t want u more broke than u are now’ THEN QUIT ACTING LIKE IM TOO BROKEN TO WALK OR TOO ABLE TO BE BROKEN #FUCKING PICK ONE #oh my god when my mother was like ‘oh u don’t want to use the wheelchair ? u want to use crutches ? u want to carry ur bag too ?’ like yea l #let me PULL A SUITCASE w my fucking CLAWED COCK bc my hands are TOTALLY free and NOT filled w crutches #give me a fucking BREAK #don’t get upset when i SNAP either bc y’all are so fucking ridiculous

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ittydoor · 2 years

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the bam drought has been rly real lately and if fics dont start being made soon i'm gonna have to write my own

#and they will be trash #I still have yet to finish the ending of my one Bam fic #I’m sorry but that bitch is LONG #might post a teaser of the smut just so you guys can tell me if it’s cringe or not bc it is a LOT #for a first fic to post oh god #bam margera #jackass #jackass x reader #bam margera x reader #viva la bam

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rainymoodlet · 2 years

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davies pryor for @galaxsims' love island!

you may know him by his simstagram handle, @malibudavie. an up-and-coming influencer with a passion for drama and the burning hot desire for attention, always, twenty-four-seven.

name: davies llewellyn pryor, he/they

age: young adult (22)

occupation: aspiring simstagram model & social media influencer

hometown: starlight shores (ts3)

sexuality: pansexual

ideal type: someone who will genuinely take candids of him when he's not looking because they're obsessed by him, someone who is just as comfortable cuddling in hoodies and listening to him rant about anime as they are going out drinking and dancing, someone who understands just why he needs to take 300 pictures of their food before they can so much as touch their fork (somebody who will support him in his endeavors, who has their own ambitions, and doesn't take themselves too seriously)

why are they applying? davies has a decent following on simstagram - some people might even recognize him on the street from his simtoks! but he wants that Moment, that defining reference that people will know him for, something that will make people google his name. an avid fan of shows like temptation island, love island, the bachelor, and big brother, davies has full confidence that he can make a big impression on the world; and flirting with some cute sims certainly never made $100,000 sound worse.

what are they hoping to get out of the experience? davies' in this for the long haul. he wants the clips on social llama, he wants the hashtags, he wants the memes -- all of it. he wants to go viral: and winning would be even better. finding a genuine bond in and amongst the other competitors would be amazing, sure, but davies' a spotlight stealer - and it would certainly be interesting to see if he met someone he'd actually consider sharing it with.

davies is the youngest child of six siblings, born into a prominent family in the shining city of starlight shores. a cosmopolitan boy to boot, davies is just as much the posh prep-school kid who drove the car that daddy bought him to prom as he is the goofy, riotous kid in the back of the classroom who got in trouble for vaping in the bathroom and planning the "best senior prank that school has ever seen".

growing up in a family of first place medals and academically gifted older siblings, davies was the kind of kid/teen that constantly re-adapted his aesthetics, desperately trying to find that place he could reach, the harmony internally he could find that felt like his frequency. his siblings and his parents seemed to have everything figured out - why couldn't he do the same?

he floated through life a constant side character in the stories of his family's life, and one three a.m. crossfaded stargaze in the wooded hills of britechester campus later, davies decided that he was going to make his own main character moment, for himself, by himself.

what had begun as passionate interest hidden by the vague "spoiled rich kid" attitude he had toward fashion, art, and composition in youth became the main drive behind his simstagram's glow-up: @malibudavie became a bold expression of self for davies. his expressions of gender and comfortability with his blossoming personality and self-acceptance became an integral part of his online persona -- and he loved it.

the absolute definition of the "didn't get enough attention as a kid" trope, davies loves being loved and wants to be loved so desperately it's almost annoying. he's an outgoing character and an unapologetic affront to the senses, so unapologetically himself and egotistical in that self-affirmed strength that he acts as though he's untouchable.

also problematic is that his favorite character of all time is sanji from one piece and that it's also 100% the reason he lightens his already-blonde hair.

⭐ here he is at last!! i absolutely went off the rails with their backstory and i'm not even sure it makes any sense at all, but i really hope you like them!! i'm so excited to see what you do, and i can't wait to obsessively refresh for each update, efkljsdk

#ts4 #ts4 edit #galaxsims #ts4 cas #i genuinely adore them so much what a fucking... problematic fave #and oh my god i love my simblr trash (but not at all actually) tv okay #in my mind they’re the perfect person to bring in later on #as «fresh blood» like they do on that… one… aus… show…#bc they live for shattering social dynamics w the sheer force of their being

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ahli-stuff · 8 months

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Guys I’m crying over clement mansell.

#oh my god im crying over clement mansell #justified city primeval #He genuinely #He really trusted raylan #like he only gives his mixtapes to people to cares about #in the end where everyone betrayed him #oh my god im really #Oh man im really sad #my heart hurts #I cant even mourn him properly there r no character study fanfictions of this trash man #BOYD HOLBROOK STOP DYING IN ALL OF UR FILMOGRAPHY CHALLENGE???#if anyone wants to scream about clement with me pls pls pls dm me bc my friends keep making fun of how I described clement dying 👹

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