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sturdy-nerdy-stitchery · 1 year

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𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧 𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐭! 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐭, 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭!

It's a #FinishFriday and uh. Yeah, you wouldn't want to forget to purchase this, now would you. Not like you haven't forgotten all the 10,000,000 other things. I mean, you INTENDED to do them, but it's like the story series:

"If you give a mouse a cookie"

Read those books again. And look at it through an ADHD lens. Where are all my ADHD followers! Give this a share for all YOUR ADHD followers. Or, did you lose this post in the pile of other posts?

So, get this pattern. You may not finish it because you got distracted, but. I mean. Well. Uh. I forgot what I was going to say. But get it anyway because It's an ADHD pattern, you have ADHD, and we all need relatable patterns in our lives.

Find the pattern here!

𝐡𝐭𝐭𝐩𝐬://𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐞𝐭𝐬𝐲.𝐜𝐨𝐦/𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠/𝟏𝟒𝟓𝟏𝟔𝟕𝟑𝟒𝟎𝟗/

By the way. If you like my content and want to support, you can buy me a coffee! OR! Just hit up the link to find free patterns in the gallery section! 𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐤𝐨-𝐟𝐢.𝐜𝐨𝐦/

Be sure to like my shop for updates, or to find more patterns that will have your sides in stitches. Unless you forget.

𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐲𝐍𝐞𝐫𝐝𝐲𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐲𝐍𝐞𝐫𝐝𝐲𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐲.𝐞𝐭𝐬𝐲.𝐜𝐨𝐦

#Cross Stitch #Cross Stitch Pattern #ADHD #ADHD life #ADHD problems #Wasn't I supposed to be doing chores?#Where is that one cross stitch I was working on?#I can't remember #Oh #there is that banana I forgot about #ADHD forgetfulness makes it like christmas every time I clean out my closet #This is relatable #Where are my ADHD folks!#You need this

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leprosycock · 3 months

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this might be hilarious to you but when i was reading some of ur work last night i went around on ur profile a bit and realized the reason i thought some of ur jlud art was familar was bc i saw ur drewdan work a while back. this was also when i was ultra-repressing my sicko nature and being weird about liking rpf era so i guess you were always the person who opened my eyes up to sicko activities

i am rpf rabbit, destroyer of worlds. yet creator of worlds. thank you so much i'm so honored and i would not be here if it wasn't for sickofying drewdann

#oh god i miss drewdann. oh fuck #i went so fucking bananas over them i wrote so much fic of them in a month #it was only because all the other fic was bad but that's how it always goes isn't it #y'all remember the little stinker radio hour. and them bdsm-ing on camera #danny's humilation fetish. Remember.#danny hasn't been funny since 2020.. i miss him. drew has never been bad though his videos always hit. wuv him #im still convinced to this day that drew has been pining over danny for years #and danny is a closeted homosexual #bunnyaskz

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aceburncloset · 16 days

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Day 110: Banana Cinderace

Trial posting from my phone so everything may be a tad bit different oops and I still need to tweak around and sorry for being late

Full body below

#cinderace #cinderace’s closet #digital art #drawing #pokemon #cute #banana

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kent-farm · 1 year

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—Tyler Hoechlin as Clark Kent wearing this Banana Republic Shawl-Collar Cardigan (in Parchment Paper; Sold Out), Superman and Lois, "Closer"

#Superman and Lois Wardrobe #Clark Kent #Clark's Closet #Banana Republic #Tyler Hoechlin #3.01 Closer #Superman & Lois

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wolflover2426 · 8 months

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Crack Prompt: After the defeat of Queen Banana, Marinette detransforms in a metal closet which locked her in and because it’s located in the basement of the school, no one could hear her pleas for help.

Meanwhile, Alya is waiting for Marinette and decides to pass the time by pulling out a banana from her lunch bag and placing a miniature wig with pigtails on the banana and pretended that it was Marinette. Tbh, Queen Banana was the most silliest akuma and Alya just wanted a good laugh.

Adrien rushes into class and took one look at the banana on the desk next to Alya and start panicking. He asked to Alya if that’s who he think it is.

Alya wanted to commit to the joke and said that “Yep, this is Marinette.” The class knows that Alya is just spouting nonsense but for Adrien, he took her words seriously.

The poor boy starts weeping and vows to have a chat with Ladybug because her cure didn’t heal his best friend (It could also lead to him getting bonked in the head and realizing he is in love)

Alya is too busy laughing on the ground and Nino is just confused and wondering if he just entered a soap opera.

This prompt was spawned thanks to this comic

#miraculous ladybug #ml fic idea #ml fic prompt #ml crack #marinette dupain cheng #alya cesaire #adrien agreste #ml season 4 #queen banana #just imagine the shenanigans #alya being a prankster is just too good to imagine #poor adrien is writing poetry and hoped the power of his words can bring Marinette back #also Nino manages to find Marinette in the closet and sets her free #Nino secretly finds this amusing but he’s in disbelief at how dense his bro is

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lashton-is-my-drug · 2 years

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Pardon me while I theorize for a moment. It’s just too much of a gay coincidence to not mean something as Ash has posted warnings for things before. He has posted a song, then within the next few days, there’s a stunt/pap walk of him or Luke.

June 11, 2022

Ash posted an ig story about a TED Talk where Bryce Dallas Howard is talking about “how to preserve your private life in the age of social media”. Keep public life separated from private life.

Ash does an instagram post, which is a bunch of pics of ash onstage with drums, but also includes this adorable clip of Luke, then a selfie eating a banana (fruity).

June 12

Then today S posts an ig story of her grabbing Luke’s face while he’s not even looking at her, all in the spirit of show for the camera. Nothing genuine about it. It’s like she hasn’t posted anything of him in a bit so she got the idea to just go snap a quick pic.

This is making private life as a public life, not keeping a separation. Interesting how Ash had just posted about this topic the day before, right? Thanks for the heads up Ash that there was something to expect!

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aphrodaisyacs · 2 years

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i have Plans to go as a pirate for tomorrow’s workplace halloween bbq + costume party

#was going to go as matching bananas with a coworker but the shipping was being a disaster so rippp #no banana costume so i'm digging through my closet for pirate stuff #personal

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snailune · 11 days

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one foot out of the closet and one foot on a banana peel as they say

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banana-dwight · 1 year

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You have a crush on someone in the Entity's Realm?

Also just to clarify, the Entity sees and knows everything. So no secret of yours might be safe

The sudden voice made Dwight flinch. A crush? Entity? Dwight is not sure where the voice came from.

Is he getting insane? He looks around.

Dwight the absolutely not self aware guy is not sure what the voice meant with a crush.

He has a crush?

#dead by daylight #dwight fairfield #banana dwight #dbd #ohho~ the mystical voice *cough* totaly not an Entity *cough* has spoken #anon #Dwight you will never be save of any stalkers.#Hmmhmm who might be the crush?#Dwight still sitting in his closet

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kent-farm · 1 year

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—Tyler Hoechlin as Clark Kent wearing this Banana Republic Shawl-Collar Cardigan (in Parchment Paper; Sold Out), Superman and Lois, "Waiting for Superman"

#Superman and Lois Wardrobe #Clark Kent #Clark's Closet #2.15 Waiting for Superman #Banana Republic #Tyler Hoechlin #Superman & Lois

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getosbigballsack · 6 months

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𝑨𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒆

𝐺𝑒𝑡𝑜 𝑆𝑢𝑔𝑢𝑟𝑢 𝑥 𝑅𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑥 𝐺𝑜𝑗𝑜 𝑆𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑢

𝑆𝑦𝑛𝑜𝑝𝑠𝑖𝑠: 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒. 𝐺𝑜𝑗𝑜 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐺𝑒𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑡𝑒𝑠𝑡. 𝐽𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑓𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑑.

𝑊𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔: 𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑓𝑙𝑢𝑓𝑓

𝐺𝑒𝑡𝑜 𝑆𝑢𝑔𝑢𝑟𝑢 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐺𝑜𝑗𝑜 𝑆𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑢'𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑜𝑟𝑒 ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑒✯

𝑊𝐶: 1.5𝑘

𝐸𝑛𝑗𝑜𝑦❤︎

Breathing heavily, Gojo pulled out and then he lifted you from Geto's body. He laid you down on the bed next to Geto with cum leaking from both your abused holes.

He pulled the cover from the bed and lay next to you and quickly pulled you into his arms. He knows that once you regain consciousness, you'd be whining and crying out for their comfort. They knew you well, they have been with you for 3 years now. They knew what state you'd be in after a wild night of unforgiving sadistic playtime.

"We should switch rooms," Geto suggested as he stood up from the bed and quickly slipped on his underpants that were on the floor next to the bed.

"Just a moment," Gojo whispered as he stroked the apple of your cheek and then he kissed your forehead. Geto hummed as he began to collect the stuff from the floor and neatly placed them in their respective places. He picked up the toys they both used on you from the bed, he even hung up the cane that they whipped your soft skin with.

Oh boy, they were in for a long night.

Once Geto was through with tidying up the room, he glanced over at Gojo, and without saying much, Gojo got up from the bed and lifted you in his arms. He walked with you towards the bedroom and gently laid you on the bed.

"She should be up soon," Gojo said as he stretched his arms over his head. "I'll go get the stuff and put it in the shower room, and I guess you can prepare a light meal."

"Ordering me around now," Geto chuckled as he walked towards the closet and grabbed a robe from inside. "Those were my lines, you know."

"Well, I get to call the shots too sometimes," Gojo responded as he caught a robe that Geto had tossed to him.

"I'll let that slip, just for tonight," Geto said as he walked towards Gojo and placed a kiss on his forehead. "After all you've been a good boy tonight."

Gojo blushed, mumbling a quiet thanks before he left the room and went towards the shower room. He quickly filled the crystal pool bathtub with water, then left to get the bath gel, ointments, towels, and other bath necessities. As he did so, Geto was inside the kitchen currently chopping up a few herbs to season the chicken he had cut up earlier. After he was done, he quickly grabbed a bottle of water and a few fruits from the fridge. He diced the bananas, strawberries, and oranges and then placed them inside a bowl.

He took them to the room and rested them on the nightstand beside the bed. Your eyes were still closed and your body was trembling terribly, he almost felt sorry for going overboard tonight. But then again you never used your safe word so it's okay.

He left to go finish preparing the meal, and during that time, you slowly opened your eyes. Your voice was nothing but a small whimper as you tried calling out for your lovers, but none of them came. So you laid there crying with your body feeling sore and numb, you were not able to think clearly, and you felt useless.

….

A few minutes had passed and Gojo had set everything up inside the bathroom. The large curtains inside the bathroom were open, the room was dimly lit with soft glowing blue and purple led ceiling lights, and the crystal pool bathtub was filled with water. He had towels neatly hung up on a rack, your favourite shampoo sitting outside the tub, the shower gel, and the ointments to use on your bruises after you were through with your bath.

He smiled to himself one last time before he left the bathroom to check if you were awake. Upon entering the room, he heard your soft whimpering coming from beneath the sheets he had covered you with before he left. "Sugar plum?" Gojo whispered as he moved closer to the bed and pulled the sheets from your head. A small pout formed upon his face when he saw the fresh set of tears staining your cheek, your eyes blown out wide as you stared at him.

Your lips trembled as you whispered "T - Toru," and then a cry left your lips. Gojo was quick to pull you from beneath the sheets, he was careful not to cause any more pain as he set you in his lap and peppered your face with soft kisses. Ah, a deeper head space than before, hm? He thought to himself. "You and Guru go a - away… I (sniff) scared."

"It's alright now sugar plum, Toru is here now," Gojo whispered as he continued to cradle you in his arms. He hummed a small tune as he waited for your cries to reduce to soft whimpers, and then he reached for the fruits that Geto took inside the room earlier. "You want a banana, baby?" You shook your head, yes and he smiled. He slowly fed you the fruits as he continued to hum, meanwhile Geto was in the middle of steaming a pot of rice.

"Something light huh?" He chuckled to himself. "Rice and Chicken at midnight."

"Suguru?" Gojo called out his name from inside the room. Geto turned down the flame from under the chicken and rushed to the room. “She woke up,” Gojo whispered.

“Princess?” Geto called for you as he slowly walked inside the room.

“Mhm,” you answered as you slowly chewed on another piece of banana. Geto cooed as he levelled his height with yours and kissed your forehead.

“You did so well tonight, princess. Daddy’s so proud of you,” he praised as he swiped his thumb over your cheek. They watched as you pouted cutely at them and they laughed. “Alright, I’m preparing your favourite meal.”

“Chicken?” you asked and he shook his head yes. “Mhm’ thank you.”

“Your welcome princess, now hurry up and eat your fruits. Toru’s gonna get you all cleaned up and smelling sweet for us,” Geto said and you nodded your head yes.

“Aren’t you gonna come with us?” Gojo asked as he picked up a strawberry from your bowl and slowly placed it inside your mouth.

“I would but I can’t. I’m cooking, so I’ll just quickly take a shower and finish up her meal.” Geto replied before kissing Gojo on his forehead and leaving you both to go take a shower in the guest bathroom. Meanwhile Gojo was left to care for a crying needy baby which was you.

…

“Toru?” you whimpered as you allowed your boyfriend to massage the shampoo in your hair.

“Hm? What is it, sugar plum?” Gojo asked as he smiled down at you. He watched you cutely chew on your bottom lips before pouting. “Baby what is it?”

“Do… you and guru love me?” you asked as you fiddled with your fingers.

Gojo tilted his head to the side a bit out of confusion. “What do you mean of course we love you.” he responded. “Let me wash the soap from your hair,” he said as he tilted your hair back. You sat there quietly as he washed the soap from your hair and once he was done, he grabbed the body wash, squirted a bit of soap on the loofah.

“You and guru, mad at me?” you asked as you began to wash your body with the loofah.

“Why?” Gojo asked.

“Because when we, when we were doing it… You and Guru didn’t look happy?” you whispered as you allowed Gojo to wash the soap from your body. “Did I do something wrong?”

“No you didn’t do anything wrong, sugarplum ” Gojo answered as a soft smile played upon his lips. “You were perfect tonight.”

“But why angry?” you asked him yet again.

“Hm… Suguru was angry at me because I wanted to use another toy even though you were on the brink of passing out,” Gojo explained, which caused you to fluster madly.

“Oh… so you're not mad at me?”

“Of course, how can I be mad at my pretty baby?” he cooed as he dropped the loofah in the tub and began peppering your face with light delectable kisses. “I love you and Suguru loves you too.”

“I love you and Guru too.”

“Good baby, now let's finish up here I bet you’re hungry. You’re always craving food after play time.”

…

A few minutes had passed and Gojo finally exited the bathroom with you in his arms, dressed in his clothes and now he’s currently walking towards the bed where Geto sat patiently waiting with your meal in his lap.

“Princess? Are you feeling better now? I’m sorry I was in the bathtub with you and Satoru,” Geto said in an apologetic tone as he watched as Gojo settled down beside him.

“She’s better now. She was a bit worried earlier. She thought that we were mad at her and we didn’t love her anymore but I cleared it all up,” Gojo answered.

“Awe princess, we love you so much you know that right?” Geto asked and you shook your head yes. “Good girl. I don’t want you to forget that ever ok baby.”

“Ok.”

What do u think?

𝑇ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔