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"Banana...Hammock"
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"Peek-a-boo"
Bailey Jay
#trans goddess#bailey jay#drop dead gorgeous#peek a boo#lavender hair#glorious cleavage#banana hammock#truly scrumptious
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Lost Dogs - Raana Lehtinen , 2021.
Finnish , b. 1974 -
Oil on canvas , 120 x 160 cm.
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I think I’ve been on here long enough, so it’s about time I talk to y’all about my Grand Theory of Masculinity.
Yes that is what I call it.
Foreword: I’m a millennial, I’m about thirty years old and if there’s one thing that genuinely makes me think “god I hate the new generation” it’s all this bullshit Andrew Tate and Jordan Peterson shit about how to be a “real man.” I absolutely despise this narrative that being a man is all about only caring about yourself and forcing others down to build yourself up. I see it corrupting more and more young men every day and I truly dread the point in time that it takes hold enough to bring back toxic masculine fathers and grandfathers and RUINS an entirely new generation of kids.
So I decided to sit down and think about why it bothers me so much. I’m of the belief you can’t reasonably say you disagree with something unless you have some kind of reason or alternative solution. Thus, I’ve boiled down what *I* consider to be the true essence of “what makes you a man”
To start off with, I don’t believe that you need a certain set of genitals to be considered a “real man”, which is why I put such an emphasis on the word “masculinity.” I believe that sorting people according to exclusively their genitals or their preferred identity is a bit archaic, but I DO believe you can sort anyone, regardless or pronouns or genitalia, into specific definitions of masculine or feminine traits and behaviors. I believe in defining those things as two sides of a whole, like a yin-yang, and that it shouldn’t compromise someone’s identity in any way just for displaying or taking pride in those traits.
So, here’s my big definition. Are ya ready?
Safety.
Masculinity, TRUE masculinity, I believe, is defined as when someone has a certain aura that makes you feel safe or protected when you’re around that person.
Now a lot of you that are attracted to masculinity might be disagreeing saying stuff like “oh but I like dangerous men” or “no I like it when someone feels a bit scary” but attraction, which is a totally different aspect that’s specific to you. Even then, the VAST majority of people that say they like “dangerous men” typically mean “I like it when men are dangerous and threatening but treat me with love and care” and THATS SAFETY, BRO.
I believe that the true concept of masculinity has been corrupted overtime by the machinations of insecure and weak men trying to convince others that they’re actually what people want in a man. All the signs are there.
A man should be strong to help you feel protected.
“WELL IM GONNA GET ALL BUFF WITH BIG MUSCLES SO THAT NO ONE WANTS TO MESS WITH ME”
but you also have to show you CAN protect them.
“WELL IM GONNA FREAK OUT AND TRY TO FIGHT EVERYONE THAT LOOKS AT ME WRONG SO NO ONE WOULD MESS WITH ME”
A man should be able to provide for his family so they feel safe and comfortable in their lifestyle.
“WELL IM GONNA WEAR A SUIT AND CONSTANTLY BRAG ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY I MAKE SO THAT EVERYONE THINKS IM RICH”
you know you actually have to give them attention as well though, right? You can’t JUST provide a paycheck.
“WHATEVER, ILL GET A COOL CAR AND IF THEY GET ANNOYED ABOUT ME NOT SPENDING TIME WITH EM ILL JUST GET A NEW GIRL, ILL TALK ABOUT HOW THEY ONLY CARE ABOUT MONEY ANYWAY!”
A man should be able to be confident in his decisions so that the people around him feel secure and more confident in their own choices.
“OKAY SO WHAT IM GONNA DO IS WALK AROUND AND TELL EVERYONE ELSE TO FUCK OFF AND SAY I DONT CARE ABOUT THEM! THAT WAY PEOPLE WILL BE FOOLED INTO THINKING IM CONFIDENT WHEN IM ACTUALLY DEPERATELY CRAVING THEIR APPROVAL”
When I try think of the most MASCULINE MAN MAN I can possibly think of, you know what the image that comes to mind is? A dad. A slightly overweight dad with a blue collar job and a beard who works his ass off to provide for his family and then comes home exhausted and still finds the time to play a game of catch or wrestle with his kids. I believe that image to be the absolute peak of masculinity.
I truly believe that when people have an attraction to men or women or nonbinaries, they seek certain aspects of masculine or feminine behavior. I believe that when people are attracted to masculine qualities, if you boil down the very core essence of what makes them happy with a masculine partner, you’re going to get “they make me feel safe.”
Again, I’m not saying this is something you need to care about at all or should use to define your gender. This is just my analysis boiling down what I think went wrong which led to this bullshit idea that a real man needs to walk around and demean others and ignore his family and only care about himself while disregarding everyone around him.
I think if we use this one little core tenant as the base idea of what to consider “masculinity”, it could really help the men, women, and nb’s that are seeking a goal or ideal to strive for in what kind of person they want to be.
Sorry for the long post but, TL;DR:
Masculinity is when you make someone feel safe in your presence. NOT when you ignore or demean others around you in an attempt to look bigger.
So Fuck off, sigma bitches
#masculinity#transmasc#trans#lgbtqia#men#women#dads#grand theory#adhd#banana hammock#man#be a man#be swift as a coursing river#with all the force of a great typhoon#with all the strength of a raging fire#mysterious as the dark side of the moon#sigmascape#alpha man#beta boi
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grey undies
#bikini#bikini panty#mens undies#mensfashion#menswear#hanes briefs#hanes underwear#panty pics#great butt#grey undies#banana hammock#man bulge
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#80s babes#80s dudes#one piece swimsuit#banana hammock#80s fashion#vhs#gif#1987#vacation#resort#holiday
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Beach wrestling
The Macmillan Dictionary online says this: if someone is in the throes of passion, they are having sex. Wiktionary drops it it to "sexual intercourse". This page tries to get to the bottom of the word "throe", in case that is your concern here. But: If a couple of people are “in the throes of passion,” the author is likely implying that these two people are, let’s say, engaging in intimate relations. I think you catch my drift. You can decide how many shades of gray are involved. So, leeway of meaning, I guess. Jason leads Veronica clear of any gray area on first to third bases, but initially an unsettled question at the first launch of the Blossom twins springs up with his reference to " Veronica love" -- who was hot for who was up for question.
Meanwhile, Cheryl's swimsuit moves in and out and in and out of bearing cleavage and dropping down toward her navel. The initial concern in editing was that, and not this "throes of passion" business.
Veronica's swimsuit maintains cleavage for all but that last reprinting.
I have already plopped down the excising of the word "kinky" to describe this mud wrestling, which I guess Reggie is not allowed to name in that last edition. The thing as sleazy event is now far enough in the past that they maybe can take heart in not drawing attention to it?
And it is with the random sunbathing woman, whose sunscreen shifts from white to yellow, that I bounce off of -- not sure what I make of the different depictions of her breasts (one line separating versus two) in the second and third image -- and over to this thought: all the boys' swimsuits remain remarkably skimpy throughout -- with no retouchings. Though, the two indica fill in artists compete on that score.
For what is worth, they were probably right to scrub "throes of passion". It is a redundancy. " Throw A bucket of water on them" gets at the perception just fine, though preferably it would remain "cold". And with it goes Jason's line.
#Archie Comics#Archie Andrews#Betty Cooper#Wrestling practice#Jason Blossom#Cheryl Blossom#Reggie Mantle#Veronica Lodge#Beach#Bikini#Swimsuit#Banana hammock#Sand castle#Sun bather#throes of passion#Etymology#Dan Decarlo#1983#Indicia filler
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Swiss: <holding up a thong>
Aether: I SAID HANGER
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Inked and colored the sketch from yesterday of Abe waiting for you. :)
Bottomless version available on P@treon.
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#me#oldermen#men wearing underware#men in undies#banana hammock#briefs bulge#men underwear#guys in briefs#jock bulge#dick bulge#cock bulge#men in their underwear
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This is my Personal Ride Banana Hammock. Banana Hammock is a 1998 Chevrolet 1500 Pickup. Through the years since i came home from my first tour in Mosul, Iraq 2004. I have constantly been a advocate for soldiers that have lost their life or took their own lives. This truck is a gift from the Mason Family. Their son Nicholas Mason was one of the first soldiers that was ever in charge of and everyday i wish that he was here to share our stories. Anyways i'm forever grateful that Nick's family is giving me his truck and i'm constantly surprised and grateful that so many people are willing to do so much for me and my family. Once again thank you to all my facebook friends and family.
#Chevrolet Truck#chevrolet silverado#Banana Hammock#Mosul#Iraq#2004#DFAC Bombing#276th Engineer Battalion#Charlie Company#Combat Engineer#Some Gave All All Gave Some
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Pineapple Beach House 👉 prints
A fairy tale vacation home planted on the island sands adorned with a bright, pink, hibiscus and a banana hammock.
#pineapple#beach#sponge bob#pina colada#cute#Illustration#art#tropical#hawaiian#tropical island#Summer#Vacation home#hammock#banana#banana hammock#tiki#hut#beach house#pineapple under the sea#fairy hippie#summer fairy#beach fairy#fairy home#fairy house#fairy garden
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How To Hang A Hammock In An Apartment? Know The Exact Ways
Assuming you don’t have any trees in your backyard or nearby park, you can still enjoy the relaxation of a hammock by hanging it indoors in your apartment. Here are a few tips on how to do so:
1. Invest in a good hammock stand.
This will be the sturdiest option and will allow you to move the hammock around easily.
2. If you don’t want to buy a stand, you can also use chairs or other furniture to create a make-shift stand. Get creative!
3. Once you have your stand set up, simply thread the hammock through the stand or chairs and make sure it’s evenly balanced. 4. lie down in your hammock and enjoy!
Things to Consider Before Installing The Hammocks In an Apartment
If you're looking to add a touch of relaxation to your backyard or patio, then installing a hammock is a great option! But before you go out and buy one, there are a few things you need to consider. Here are four things to think about before you install a hammock:
1. Where do you want to put it? The first thing you need to think about is where you want to put your hammock. You need to find a spot that's big enough to accommodate the size of the hammock, and also has two trees or posts that are far enough apart to support it. Once you've found the perfect spot, mark out where the trees or posts will go so you know where to drill your holes.
2. What type of hammock do you want? There are a few different types of hammocks available on the market, so you need to decide which one is right for you. Do you want a traditional hammock that you can lie down in, or a hammock chair that you can relax in while sitting up? There are also hammocks available that are big enough for two people, so if you plan on sharing your hammock with someone else, keep that in mind when making your decision.
3. How much money do you want to spend? Hammocks range in price from around $30 to $300, so you need to decide how much you're willing to spend. Keep in mind that the more expensive options will usually be made from higher quality materials, and will last longer.
4. Do you need any other accessories? If you're planning on using your hammock outdoors, you may want to consider purchasing a hammock stand. This will allow you to set up your hammock without having to drill holes in trees or posts. You may also want to buy a hammock rain fly, which will provide protection from the elements if you're using your hammock in an area that's not covered. Once you've considered all of these factors, you'll be ready to purchase and install your hammock!
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