#baby you're so dumb
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Blackbeard doesn't feel fear (wears gloves so he doesn't get scared by his own hand)
#and were the spiders on your feet before or after the spider on your hand that you thought would help you get over your fear of spiders?#baby you're so dumb#i love you so much#and don't worry stede likes bugs#he'll protect you from any scary spiders#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd s2 spoilers#edward teach
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me 🤝 eddie munson
being absolutely obsessed with steve harrington and unable to comprehend how no one else is
#love steddie where eddie is like. just the biggest wife guy#just completely unable to see flaws in steve like dustin will be like i love him but he's kind of dumb#and eddie is like ??? how dare you????? he's baby??????#mike is like i don't get why you two are dating you're so cool and steve's so lame#and eddie's like how???? are you so wrong??????? and then a meteor mysteriously hits mikes character next dnd session#steddie#stranger things#steve harrington#eddie munson
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and you know what the thing is, is i don't even think the biggest problem is going to be that buck's jealous. eddie knows buck. that's the love of his life, but more than that, he just knows him intrinsically. he knows how he is. he knows he gets insecure. he knows he has abandonment issues, like. he knows. he has never once hesitated to give buck assurance and he'll give it again (that scene in buck's loft in 7x05). the problem is going to rise when eddie's relationship with tommy is still a problem after their talk, and neither of them are going to know why. becuase from eddie's pov, it's going to be like, well now you're just being ridiculous. i already told you i love you (in so many words). i already told you we're solid, i already told you nothing's going to change and you're still being weird and i don't like it. and from buck's pov, it's going to be like. i realize we had this conversation, but i still don't like this relationship. i still want things to go back to the way they were. i'm still hungry for your attention and you're not giving it to me.
and so it's like. that's where the wires get crossed. because at some point, buck is going to have to examine his thoughts and feelings again, and he's going to be like, well this man and his relationship with eddie has been the only thing that's consumed my thoughts for weeks; therefore, i must want him desperately. and it's like. yes. solid thinking there, buck. definitely no other options it could possibly be. nuh uh. makes perfect sense. 1000/10 excellent problem solving, great job, buckaroo. dumbass.
#And there's also something to be said about Buck's reaction to hearing that Eddie and Tommy clicked because he's like... 'Yeah I know#exactly what that's like because (when I stopped being dumb) you and I clicked'#and considering Buck's brain I have to wonder if there's something there in the way he thinks Eddie processes his own relationships#as in: the key to having a good solid bestfriendship is clicking with someone right off the bat#so in Buck's mind he is (for lack of a better word) relegated to JUST friendship because he thinks that's how it is in EDDIE'S mind#So of COURSE he's freaking out about Tommy moving in on his best friend because as far as he's concerned#being best friends with Eddie is just about having a natural connection#and not about like. What you actually offer him. Which is so shallow. Buck knows him deeper than that#but he's so blinded by his own irrational paranoia (and queer feelings which are scary when you are a baby gay!)#that he doesn't even realize what the fuck is going on in HIS head since he's so focused on what he THINKS is going on in Eddie's#Bless his sweet soul i need to kiss him so bad like buck you're so fucking dumb let's make out#anyways
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when joost klein said
"want ik stond niet stevig in mijn schoenen dus strikte ik maar m'n veters"
i really felt that
#OOOOH IK BEN DE ADVOCAAT VAN DE DUUUUUIVEL#OOOOOH EN IK VLUCHT NAAR HET DUISTER HET DUISTERR#fucking love this song#paidaton riehuja 🤝 demonen in me lichaam#using speedy electric guitars to lure me in#joost klein#these lyrics are so fucking funny btw#ik voel me een sardine tussen dan weer tien sardines COME ON THATS GOLD#translations: i wasn't steady in my shoes so i tied my laces#standing steady in your shoes is a dutch saying that means you're steadfast in life#and the sardine one literally says “i feel like one sardine between ten sardines” its so dumb PREACH BABY BOY
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Like a lot of other readers, I was surprised that Sanemi and Giyuu had canon-official descendants, as it was hard to imagine them being motivated to start families when they thought they were going to die early anyway, and it didn't feel necessary (from my own cultural and generational perspective, anyway--Confucianism was undergoing a revival in their time period). With Sanemi especially, he had hedged all those bets on Genya instead of ever dreaming of his own domestic bliss, and he probably wouldn't have been motivated to pass on his father's name or anything.
But unless the timing is too cruel it's canon that Sanemi does get to build a family again.
SANEMI GETS TO CUDDLE A BABY AGAIN, AND I SORELY NEEDED THIS, IT'S GONNA MAKE HIM SO HAPPY
But like, he also gets the reality of it again, nothing he can't handle though, Sanemi's the world's greatest papa, he's gotta be.
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After my tag rant, and because it's clearly related, it felt appropriate to add some of the concluding lines of my post-canon fic about Sanemi and Giyuu's awkwardly budding friendship as they also deal with, like, you know... all the events of canon.
‘Fine. Run away to the hot springs if you like. See you when you get back, smooth as a baby’s bottom.’
‘They might have one by then. I wonder if he’ll let me hold it?’
‘Don’t drop it, man.’
‘I knew it. It’s difficult, isn’t it? Maybe I shouldn’t--’
‘It’s not hard! You really have no idea, do you? There’s nothing like holding a baby, rabbits are nothing. It’s not just the weight and warmth, it’s the smell, and the way they cuddle—’
‘I—I want to see their hands. Their hands look so tiny, but I hear they’ll grasp tight if you give them your finger.’
‘That’s the best feeling! And if they’re yours, it makes you want to protect them so bad. And then when they start smiling, man, Giyuu, that’s the best! You—’ he had stopped himself, blushing for how excited he was.
Giyuu was just as flushed, but not the least bit embarrassed. ‘I want to see what that’s like too. I want to hear them giggle.’
‘There… there’s nothing like it. Maybe you should try it some time.’
‘…Giggling?’
‘No! Idiot! Forget what I said. No promises, got it! You go do your thing, I’ll do mine. When the winds and waves crash together again, we’ll hang out. See you around, Giyuu.’
‘See you around, Sanemi.’
THE PILLAR TRAINING OATH, Chapter 7
#shinazugawa sanemi#my art#my nice art#my dumb art#maybe I am projecting a little bit because of similar background but when you grow up holding babies on the regular#life is missing something when you AREN'T doing that anymore#and then when you DO get a rare rare chance to hold one again you're like#yes#THIS#and with so many of the characters being accustomed to childcare and then having lost that this makes domestic fluff#THAT MUCH MORE SATISFYING#from a character arc perspective#like when I wrote that New Parent ZenNezu one? OF COURSE Nezuko was eager for a baby#a goal of the Pillar Training Oath was to try to realistically put these boys in a better mindset for moving on and being open to happiness#so that exchange at the very end when Sanemi gets flustered realizing he's excited about babies#even though he started the story dismissing Uzui's bugging them to try it too#I HAD SO MUCH FUN WRITING THAT#You know you love children and animals Sanemi#go#be happy#BE HAPPY I SAID
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The moment this bastard realised he was in love.
#yeo taeju#kim euihyun#low tide in twilight#dumb gay#yeo taeju is canonically an idiot#the dumbest of all the tops in all of yaoi history#your omega is the single most traumatised baby in the city idiot#stop stressing him out#he's gonna cry and then you're gonna have to beat yourself up for being a dick to him#oh wait#that's what you doing right now#😂#fucking idiot just tell him you love him#he might beat you up the first few times but he'll maybe start to believe you a teeny tiny smidge if you keep at it for the next five years#euihyun is so damaged
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i did a thing :D
#pregnant glynda!!!!#glynda goodwitch#i loveeeee herrrr#whose baby is it?#i dunno spin my ship wheel#she's so tired and done#pov you did the opposite of what she asked you to#pov you're james ironwood and you said something dumb to your wife#pov you're ruby rose and you ate the last of her chocolate#pov you're winter schnee
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congratulations on your follower milestone!! You deserve it! I would love to also request something from the touch prompt list for aye and akk? 50. putting a hand over the other’s mouth to shut them up screams Akk and aye to me..
hi nonny!! thank you very much for the prompt & ur well-wishes
this is set in-canon, specifically in the back half of episode 10 pre-protest. i think there's room to imagine a few extra days of secret boyfriends akkaye, and if there isn't, too bad, i want to. nearly 1k again bc it got out of hand
💜
The days between their first suspicions that the protest will be outside school and that weekend are tense. Very few people are acknowledging it out loud for fear of retribution; only in closed meetings and on social media does anyone dare to say anything at all is going on. Just another invisible threat to hang over all their heads.
Akk leaves an after-school meeting with a frown on his face, stopping in an-abandoned-at-this-time hall outside the student affairs office to check over the hashtags. He’ll probably get away with being seen using his phone if he just says he’s doing his duty, but he doesn’t want to bet on it.
So it’s understandable that he’s on edge enough to make an undignified shrieking noise when he's grabbed by the wrist and pulled around a corner into a smaller, connecting hallway.
"Ayan," he hisses, because who else could it be?
Grinning, Aye runs a thumb over Akk’s pulse point before dropping his wrist in favor of leaning against the wall next to him, looking up through his eyelashes. He’s in his usual sweatshirt and somehow looks just as put-together as always despite it. “You know you’re not supposed to be using that, head prefect," he says, voice only slightly lowered in deference to their location.
"What do you want," Akk demands in a whisper, checking back and forth down the hall. No one's here, but that doesn't mean anything; it may be after classes, but there are still staff and other students with late clubs around who might easily pass through here. He straightens his back nervously.
"To see my boyfriend," Aye says innocently.
That word still sounds so strange and precious coming out of his mouth. Akk rallies after a second. "You saw me in class multiple times today. Try again."
"To really see you," Aye amends, tilting his head coyly and reaching out to flip the hem of Akk's uniform jacket between his fingers. Something seems to shift in his face when he adds, "You look stressed, Bigfoot."
Akk's jaw clicks, and he sighs, leaning back against the wall too. The brick is uncomfortable even through the layers of his clothes, and he wants to reciprocate, to mess with Aye's hair or tell him the whole horrible truth or hold his hand, but the hall is only so empty for so long. "You always say that."
"You always look stressed. Can't I worry?"
He wishes he wouldn't. It's too much, sometimes, the guilt of it. "I'm fine, Aye."
Aye's dark eyes, always too-seeing, follow him as he shifts uncomfortably where he stands. “I don’t believe you,” he says quietly.
Closing his eyes to get away from that look, Akk lets himself be honest: “I don’t expect you to.”
A hand brushes his for a second, warm and familiar, and then two hands take his face between them and squeeze. “Stop that,” Aye says as Akk’s eyes fly open and he jerks away. “You look like Singto when the treats run out.”
Akk has no idea what his expression is doing, but it must be hilarious, because Aye snickers unashamedly at him. "That's a better face."
Without much success, he tries to stop the corners of his mouth from curving up. He’s always at least a little out of control around Aye, honestly, and it should scare him even more than it already does, but— when Aye’s smile looks like that, all bright and teasing and blinding, what can he do? What could anyone expect him to do?
"And that's even better," says Aye, tone self-satisfied. "Show me that all the time, okay?"
"Shut up," Akk grumbles, the effect ruined by his obvious grin. He puts a hand up and actively pulls the corners of his mouth down.
"Don't think I will," Aye tells him, eyes sparkling. "The results are just so good. You're so cu--"
Akk takes the hand at his own face and slaps it over Aye's mouth, finally managing a proper glare. "Don't," he says pointedly. "I'm not."
Aye raises both eyebrows and wiggles them obnoxiously.
"You are very much the only person that thinks that," Akk tells him. He's surprised Aye hasn't licked his hand yet. "Most people actually take me seriously, you know. You could do that too. It wouldn't even be hard."
Aye says something muffled that sounds suspiciously like you don't want me to, and Akk rolls his eyes, laughing a little. "You're too full of yourself, really. You—"
Over Akk’s fingers, Aye's eyes go comically wide, and he shifts enough to slap his own hand over Akk's mouth just as the sounds of footsteps pass them in the connecting hallway, the murmur of a conversation identifying the people having it as teachers heading towards the offices.
Both of their hands over each other's mouths, their gazes lock for a long moment as the sounds fade away. Akk doesn't even breathe as Aye's fingers shift.
When it's quiet again, they both drop their hands, staring.
Then Aye cracks, his lips twitching, and Akk stifles a laugh of combined relief and sympathy with all his strength in turn, face scrunching up as he shakes his head. So stupid, and so close to being caught. He even still has his phone in his hand. He’s about to murmur something along those lines when his entire train of thought is derailed.
Aye brings the hand he'd used to cover Akk’s to his own mouth and silently presses two fingers to it in a smiling kiss. When all Akk can do is stare, transfixed, he draws a little closer and whispers, “You can have a real one if you let me walk you to your dorm.”
Like I want that, Akk wants to say, to fend off the way they both know he does. He shakes his head, ruefully this time. “We shouldn’t leave at the same time,” he says very softly, an apology. “I’ll — see you later?”
Aye’s smile goes a little plastic for a moment, pained, but he doesn’t push it. “I’ll call you. It’s a promise.”
#the eclipse#akkayan#my fic tag#arbitrary milestone prompts#(still taking those! i have lots of eclipse in my inbox lmao)#episode 10 my beloved#i write so much postcanon akkaye that i always forget just how much i'm. Love. this particular dynamic#couldnt get the hand over mouth —> finger kiss out of my head. :’)#also! akk pov is so beloved to me. he's so dumb#no baby. aye is not the only person who thinks you're cute
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I tend to think of do hyun soo as very clever and good at reading people, but then i remind myself of his wife taking him to his father's old serial killer den and playing him a recording of his mom and my boi still not realizing she'd found out about his little secret and then this thought goes away
#like my friend my boy my beloved#are you dumb#you're so clever but baby boy why#i genuinely thought at some point he was just playing along#still#i don't get the 'pathetic wet men' vibes i usually get from my faves#he's my very special blorbo but he can't go on the pathetic wet men shelf so i need a new shelf#but that whole 'my wife doesn't know anything' part after her giving him a million hints is just beautiful#flower of evil#shut up amy#yeah i watched it in less than 3 days#i have ignored everything i Should have done these 3 days#no regrets
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Fred Jones - All American Rich Boy!
#I do NOT like modern interpretations of Fred as the 'dumb jock' archetype#I /know/ that Daphne is canonically the richest but I don't like that either - maybe its my 2020 vision but Fred LOOKS the preppiest/richest#Daphne does not read as rich to me#Fred has money to buy materials for all his traps and to get very into something so obscure#his dad thought maybe it'd make him get into hunting but no....no hunting for Freddy boy - just catching no-gooders#Fred is the leader and he's not cool at all (Daphne is cool)#but he CARES!!#Fred is the only member of the gang who'd never say fuck and he pretends he doesn't think its shocking when they do but he does#Fred's personality has no modern equivalent to me he is firmly just what 50's adults thought a Good Kid was like and people think he is VERY#weird and don't like him because of it (except for adults and old ladies and stray animals and babies)#He's not bragging in that speech bubble btw he's explaining why it's fine that the mystery machine broke down (bc Velma's freaking out about#how to pay him back for it and what his dad's gonna think)#Fred: Dad can I borrow that old van?#His Dad: Sure son! Sooo...you got anyone in particular you're taking for a ride~?#Fred: (not picking up on the machoman vibes but thinks he is) A few someones in fact~!#His Dad: THAT'S my boy! -thumps his back-#Fred Jones#Fred Jones art#scooby doo#scooby doo art#little known fact about me is that I love the original scooby doo and that's all#I love you bad animation I love you muted color palette I love you disconcerting laugh track#Also out of all of them Shaggy is the jock - he's a runner he's a track star
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#pov you're the chosen of bane and you just said smth dumb#I just want them to look at me like that okay...#this is like. BABY Labrys they look so young here but ough#PC: Labrys Mord
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Yeehaw we gettin tagged by @whump-me (tyyyy) and posting 7 snippets from our writing (or wips but i am a wipless bastard atm 🤪) and i have decided to do some Silly Castys Moments (and also some Erebus stuff ig 🙄)
Warning for some gore probably it’s Nemi writing so yk but I’ll try to keep the really bad stuff outta here (there also some armputation and guy going crazy and starving to death over and over you know the drill)
1. Local silly guy does in fact regret it very much
“I don’t really want you, per se, but a certain…friend of yours.” Castys stiffened, and he heard a faint laugh. “I think you know who I’m talking about.”
“I really don’t. I’ve got a lot of friends, you know, and-” something slammed into the metal above him, cutting him off.
“Don’t play dumb with me; you know exactly who I’m talking about, and you’d better tell me where I can find him or I’ll make you regret it.”
“Please, do your worst. I already regret so many damn things so I don’t think another one on the pile will do much to me, to be honest,” Castys mused, wiggling against his bonds slightly.
2. The worst fmk in existence gets you stabbed
“Hey, guys, fuck, marry, kill for rice, pasta, and bread, go. I think for me, I gotta say fuck bread, marry rice, kill pasta. Don’t get me wrong, I love some noodles, some noods, but, like, man. Have you ever just, like, had some bread? Insane. I would fuck bread. I don’t wanna fuck anything, but boy I would fuck the bread. And rice, man, she’s so dependable, she’s always there for you. What I would want in a spouse if I wanted anything in a spouse. This game wasn’t really designed for me, and yet, here I am. So, c’mon, what’s it from you two? You’ve gotta have-Hey, Danny boy, got an opinion you’d like to share?” Castys smiled up at the man now standing in front of him.
Daniel rolled his eyes before putting his asshole face back on. “Just do something useful for once and hold this for me, vermin,” he said with a smile, lifting Castys’s shirt and gently sliding the knife he was holding into his abdomen. Castys just sighed, way too used to being stabbed to really care much about this.
3. Ripping your arm off but it’s a Phineas and Ferb reference (this one is probably the most gory of all the snippets fyi but it’s not too bad)
Sensing his chance, Castys grabbed the manacled wrist of his shredded arm with his good hand, bit down on the gag, and pulled. He couldn’t give up, couldn’t stop, not after enduring this much, he could feel his flesh tearing, sending out sparks of agony unlike anything he’d ever known, and he had to keep pulling, pulling and jerking and tearing and twisting and praying, praying that he could rip it off before he drowned again, which, hey, kind of a weird thing to want, not that he hadn’t had to amputate his own limbs before, but weird that it was happening again, and honestly, this hurt way more than the other times, but wasn’t that always the case-and fuck there was no way he was going to be able to just snap his bones like this, and he needed it to be completely severed, and there was no time, wedge it against the rocks and pull pull pull until there was a snap and a burst of unholy agony, so intense it almost smothered the relief, so fierce it made him forget he was drowning up until the moment his oxygen-starved brain lost consciousness.
4. Lmaoooo bitches trapped in a cell for like 200 years
Every three days. Thirst. Weakness. Dizziness. Death. Was it three days? Is that how long you could last without water? He tried to count, but the numbers got lost in the haze all too easily. There was no way to mark the stone, to keep track outside of his head, the blood wasn’t being washed off him anymore. He had nothing, nothing at all, just here and himself and the unyielding stone. The square of sunlight would move across the cell, the only motion to break the constancy of everything else. It was the same day repeated over and over and over and over and over and it was the same just the same nothing ever changed, ever, ever, it was the same-
Something wasn’t the same. The leather muzzle that had kept him silent for so long had been slowly rotting, and it finally fell off. For a moment he simply stared at it lying there on the ground, broken, dying, fading away. He opened his mouth for the first time in decades. And he screamed, because that thing got to rot away and disappear and he wouldn’t, he would always be here, hungry and thirsty and alone and trapped and alive and it wasn’t fair, not at all, and he screamed because it had been so long since he was able, he cried because it was all he could do.
5. Erebus’s iconic sit down protest ✨ (it does not accomplish anything in the end)
“You are coming with me. As of today you are my property, so you will do as I say. Resistance will only make things more difficult for you. So you will walk, or you will be dragged. Your choice.” Erebus initially felt a bolt of fear shoot through him, but looking down at her scrawny frame, he realized that she likely couldn’t carry out her threat.
Dragged? He’d like to see her try.
Erebus sat down on the ground and looked expectantly up at Neteri, one eyebrow raised. She huffed and narrowed her eyes. Planting her feet firmly on the ground, she tugged on the chain as hard as she could, but it did little more than make him lean forward. She sighed. “Okay, you have a point there.”
6. More Erebus and Neteri shenanigans because she’s right he’s being a drama queen
“You can’t just do that! That’s-you can’t just amputate my arm!”
“See, this is why I didn’t want to tell you. I knew you’d freak out.”
“Of-of course I’m freaking out! You want to cut off one of my limbs, for Drottkia’s sake!”
“I mean, yeah, but I’m going to give you a new one right away. So at the end of the day you’ll have the same number of arms you started with. It’s honestly not worth getting that worked up about.”
7. New phobia alert!! (warning for centipede on guy)
He felt it, it was on him, dozens of little legs pitter-pattering across his skin, crawling on him. “G-get it off. Neteri, please, please get it off.” It tickled the back of his neck, around the base of the section of skin she’d replaced. “What’s it doing Neteri plea-” she clamped a hand over his mouth, her thumb rubbing against his cheek as he whimpered.
“Shh, shh, you’re okay Erebus. I’m just seeing if it can connect to you, I promise I’ll take it off when I’m done.” Connect to him?! What-what did that mean-oh it had stopped crawling around it was just sitting there it was on his back what was it going to do to him what did connecting mean was it-Erebus felt a momentary pinch at the base of his neck, and suddenly his limbs starting moving, wriggling in the restraints all on their own. Neteri removed her hand from his mouth and looked down at him expectantly, her other hand still gripping his tightly even as his fingers twitched uncontrollably. “Are you doing that?”
“N-no I-I’m not moving I’m not doing that why are they doing that I can’t stop it is it doing that to me make it stop make it let go please-” Tears were streaming from Erebus’s eyes but he didn’t care he just wanted that thing off he wanted it gone he wanted control of his own body back he’d always had that even when he was tied up and strapped down he’d always had that-
And there we go hope that either a fun time on memory lane or at least made you laugh a little
Taggin uhhhh @galaxywhump @yet-another-heathen and @painsandconfusion (mainly because i know you will want to read the Castys content 💕)
#most people be sharing like real nice whump#and here i am with mostly sillies#some whump in there but yk#alright lets see what are my vibes for each thing#first one we got castys being a little silly and sassy i like how that slowly leaves him as the torture goes on in this one :)#writing that FMK was PAINFUL y'all i swear we all appreciate daniel stabbing castys's dumb ass#3rd one i just love that whole thing i'd been wanting to write the mega drowning piece for a while and it just came out real fun (❁´◡`❁)#last castys one at 4 he goes fucking NUTS lmao that whole thing is special to me im really proud of it#there are some descriptions im really proud of but the actual actions that are being implied are. uh. they're bad. so i left them out of thi#one letter too long huh. put an s at the end of that tag ty <333#okay onto E&T shit look at erebus go sitting down like that's going to do anything. like yes you're a foot taller than her#but also. she is not the only one keeping you captive. idiot boy get fucked#armputation is fun and silly for all ages and he gets a new arm so whatever baby nothing lost!!!!#and lastly the envy demon shenanigans ✨ i just like how much he freaks out it's so festive#gold star if you read all of that and also my tags probably go eat bread or something dawg
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one thing about me is even if i hated the book i just read i will still be defending the main character while all the goodreads reviewers go on about how whiny and selfish she is
#hi do you not understand she was 18 and did not get to figure out her own identity before becoming the wife of a grown man#do you not understand how postpartum works lol like she did a bad thing leaving the kid for a few months#but like. definitely worse things a struggling mother can do!#like she was doing all that with zero support because neither of them were connected to their parents at that point#and she didn't get to make any friends because as soon as she came into this city she got pulled into his life#and he's certainly not helping because he's always working and he thinks she has it so easy being with a baby all day#even though he absolutely DOES see how impossible it is to calm the kid and YET#and even when she leaves and he has to do shit himself and sees firsthand he still doesn't acknowledge it much#anyway that was a dumb book but it's like i always go looking to reviews for validation on not liking it and i see that shit#and i'm just like no no she was not the issue#it's literally like.........so many books i read where a woman is Going Through It#and is somehow expected to just be graceful and perfect all the time both within the book and by readers??? like what are y'all on#being rightfully unhappy about your situation does not make you whiny even when you're in the wrong sometimes you need to complain! damn!#and also she rarely did complain that's why she had to just leave because if she had said anything to her husband#about her struggles he would have dismissed her and told her to wait it out#god. i think it was very weird that i didn't see mention of the age difference in other reviews#literally. just graduated high school. he is 28. i'm just.
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*me coming back onto my tumblr that has like 5 active followers to find over 100 notes*
#you're welcome and all but... why???#I'm not entertaining and I follow so many different fandoms and unrelated subjects???#I'm happy yall're happy and liking so many of the things is very endearing to me#but also I'm the equivalent of it the concept of paint drying and a random word generator had a baby#feel free to say hi if you want to?#or just say stuff or info dumb#i genuinely LOVE info dumps!#WHY WOULDN'T ANYBODY NOT LIKE INFO DUMPS!???#it's like a “learn a random thing generator”#you can also give them a heads up that you're tuning out so the person can still info dump and you get all the sweet sweet happy vibes#like I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE EXCITED BUT WOOOO!!!#toddler brain
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Nepo babies like Maya Rudolph, Jane Fonda, Jamie Lee Curtis. And adc ofc. They’re all self aware but at the same time really put in the work and keep their mouths shut. Not to mention so freakin talented
It's her likes on social media that always make me chuckle. She knows her lane and she sticks to it. We love bad bitches who do that
#anon#i love jane fonda using her clout to threaten to murder people on live tv#that's the energy we're here for bbY#cuz like I honestly don't care that much if you're a nepo baby#best believe if I were I would use that shit to my advantage top#too*#but just also knoooow your fucking privilege#don't play this dumb af uwu woe is me I'm so tortured and know struggle like everyone else 😩#i promise you you don't#drew Barrymore is another one#queen shit#even after having an actual terrible andn traumatizing upbringing she's like yeah ummm I'm hella blessed and have it easier than most#I'm just gonna dance in the rain. and we love that for her
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learned that my girlfriend has known she's trans for years and she just refused to tell me until we started dating and she was content with just not telling me at all cuz she thought I didn't like women 💀
to be fair she was scared of the reaction and she didn't wanna mess anything up but like- i already knew
I thought I had cracked an egg but it was already an omelette
#t4t#bones speaks#my girlfriend is so silly#i love her so much#she's a dumb dumb baby for thinking i wouldn't love her if she came out to me 💀#like bbg i lovvveee that you're trans cuz you'll let me do your makeup and dress you up in pretty outfits#she's gorgeous btw idk if i said that 🤭
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