Guys… I have a girl crush on payton elizabeth lee

total drama moment (4/8)

Ave satanas

nathan mackinnon did not share life and locker rooms with tyson barrie and erik johnson for a damn decade for yall to think brandon duhaime is gonna be the one who comes in and breaks him, please bfr

(also maybe let’s leave nate alone. he’s an intense perfectionist, but he’s also a giggly girl that gets crushes on everyone who talks to him. thank u.)

please let me lick the dirt and grime off of your body

lani you gotta put tish in your next music video🙏🏾🙏🏾🤭!!

i’m begging y’all to stop romanticizing 2016 5sos, but especially luke. being sick (both mentally and physically) is not fun. it’s not hot. it’s not sexy. being 18-21 years old is hard enough, but it’s even harder when you’re in the public eye and people are constantly commenting on how you look. instead, focus your attention on luke now. happy, healthy luke that is making music he loves, supporting his best friends on their life paths, and is well enough to share his personal life with us. it’s not that hard to wish for someone’s happiness 🩵🪽

Let the comparison speak for itself...

I NEED TO SPEAK MY TRUTH OK LISTEN UP.

(let me preface this by saying that I myself am an american, so its fine if I say things like this. I dont live in the states).

The WORST thing ever for me is when US-Americans “discover” “new” things. Things that have been around for decades, if not centuries, in other parts of the world. Like that flavored water thing y'all got going rn. First of all, that is not water anymore. Secondly, it isn't juice either because theres no fucking fruit in there. Third, it’s not a substitute for water!! I see y'all chugging it like crazy but theres so much stuff in there!! all those syrups!! what the hell!!

Babygirl. Babes. You are drinking saft. Water with flavoring syrup. is just STRAIGHT UP SAFT. god this is like when they “discovered” reusable dishcloths. or reusing plastic bottles. it drives me INSANE. not to mention when y'all found out about hot glue and started using it for everything (listen it is useful but I’ve seen some of y'all make shelves out if it. ITS NOT GONNA CARRY WEIGHT. ITS GOING TO BEND AND SAG).

It’s fine that y'all are drinking saft. Great even, I’m happy y'all are trying new things! We drink it here too. It’s nice, it tastes good, theres different flavors, you can choose how flavored you want it to be by adding more of the goop. But, and I cannot believe this needs to be said, its not interchangeable with water. YOU NEED TO DRINK ACTUAL WATER 

can someone PLEASE explain to me why my two western teams are somehow someway fuckin soul-tied or some shit ??? cos like.

WHY TF ARE THEY LIKE THAT. i could LITERALLY give you a multiple page essay on the many ways the avs and oilers are connected and it's just. this season especially.. i. eughhhhh. its fukcin uncanny at this point. what is wrong with my two freaks

i am... surprisingly calm?? about this game?? idk if all my fucks went to that cursed bruins/leafs game or if i just believe too much in the 3rd period avs

how many times does it have to be said? don’t post things from people’s private instas on twitter or tumblr like just don’t. it’s gross behavior.

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the fact that there are people who dislike dom and tish is truly sickening to me like they are nothing but rays of sunshine and positivity ☹️❤️ !

it lowkey sucks that you can’t enjoy being a swiftie unless you have money. yes, you can still enjoy it, but having to miss out on the concerts, the movie, not being able to have merch SUCKS :/

Okay so im rewatching now. Here's some ramblings that might not make sense and could be wrong BUT i really need to get them out lest i expolde

It's so clear espcially in the flashbacks that they really arent on the same page at all re: i think my exactly and your exactly are different exactlies. And i swear they don't spend enough time together in the present day at all and when they do, they do a lot of talking and no a lot of listening at all.

ALSO i feel so betrayed everytime i see Aziraphale which sucks because i love him so much. But his understanding of good and evil is so flawed and remains flawed and maybe Crowley doesn't push because he thinks they're on the same page or Aziraphale's getting there. And I'm gonna be sad about it for the foreseeable future.

But also that complete gut punch that is the last 15 mins had competely distracted me from all the eps that came before it. Which i remember having so much fun watching because i missed them so much. It kinda felt like a fever dream. Shax is amazingly menacing but also so incompetent at the same time. And all the scenes with a happy Aziraphale doing the thing he does with his hands just AHHH the second hand embarrasment from ep 4 tho oooff and then handshake gritting teeth my miracles arent working, neither are mine. Trustttttt. And see Aziraphake only gets back to the bookshop in ep 4 and he left in ep 2. Not talk time at all! Oh and i did see a post about the awning collapsing and aziraphale and crowleys relationship collapsing which was pretty mint. Cant be just supported by seeking shelter from rain and looking into each others eyes and NOT TALKING.

Stopping here at ep 4 and will probs ramble again tomorrow or something