Not enough Michael content… have to do it myself.. a. A a a a a a a a a a a

I used the golden ratio for this .w.

prime defenders s2 ep13 spoilers

AAAAWHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUC KWHAT THE FUCK WHAT RHE FUCK I AM NO. NO OKAY. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THW FUCK AAAAAA RHIS IS SO COOL IM ACRUALLT GOIKGCTO. EXPPLODE WHAT RHE FUCK WHAT THE UFCK WHAT THE UFCL

told myself i'm not allowed to post this sick scotch gambit art i made until i post chapter 2 but The Lord Is Testing Me. i'm so fucking proud of it. i'm legit gonna get it printed as a poster as soon as i have money again

*smacking myself with a newspaper* your friends have lives! 🗞 they are busy!! 🗞 they cannot always reply as soon as you text them!!!! 🗞🗞️🗞️

on every level but physical im gnawing on a doorframe

y’all my dad has done a lot of things but arguably the worst is fucking conditioning me to answer ‘i’m well.’ when someone asks how i am like ashfkh

EVERYONE ELSE SAYS GOOD I JUST WANT TO SOUND NORMAL

GUYS GUYS HUYS GUYS!!!! OH MT FUCKIN CKSIDIEJDJDJFNDJDB

NEW TRAILER NEW TRAILER HEL PPPPPPP MIKE LOOKS SO GOOD

stardew valley i love you sorry i abandoned you for almost a year

( banging my head against a wall ) I am consumed by WANTS and NEEDS

dallon’s another member of the “your dad gnc af” club

LITERALLY AND I'M SO GRATEFUL ABOUT IT

divus crewel x m!reader

Prompt: You are his sex slave/pet and he walks in on you masturbating 

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You could’ve sworn you locked the door. Maybe you did. Either way you were too distracted with pleasing yourself to notice anyone or opening the door to your wners room. You were naked, sitting in front of the bed, wearing only a collar & leash tied to the bed leg, stroking yourself fast and greedily. You only noticed his presence after hearing a loud tsk sound. “What do you think you’re doing, naughty puppy?” Your face goes bright red. “I’m sorry, it’s-““Hey,” He snarls. “What did I Tell you? If you’re going to talk, at least refer to me as master everytime. Got it.” “Yes, master.” “Good boy, now, what should we do about your punishment for touching yourself without permission?” He undoes your leash and commands you to get on the bed and lay down. As you lay toward the end of the bed on your back he goes and gets something… anal bead. He strolls over to you and places it into your ass with a loud moan. “And don’t you dare push it out, you slutty puppy. Or I’ll punish you worse.” You nod as your asshole tightens around the toy. He’s watching you as you start to push a few beads out. “Fuck… it feels so good..” you are thinking. Divus next to the bed and starts squeezing your nipple roughly. “Do you like that, horny little dog?” He says, twisting harder. “Fuck, Divus-“ you moan loudly. “Hey,” he says gripping your throat hard. “Puppies don’t talk.” You nod while trying to breathe, and he loosens his grip. He moves to hover over your position in the bed. “Since you’ve been such a good boy…”

he removes the anal bead and pulls out his own hard cock. “Is this what you want?” He asks. You nod quickly and whine. “Alright,” he says, thrusting into you with all his strength. You moan loud, “auuggghhhh~” “good boy,” he says seductively as he pets your head, violently thrusting into you, causing the bed to creak underneath your weight. “You’re so tight, even though I use you so much,” he says with a groan. As he is thrusting into you, you start to cum, moaning and whining as your cum shoot out and covers your stomach. Soon after, he cums inside of you as you pant. “Good cocksleeve,” he says pulling out and leaving your asshole stretched out and dripping with cum. “Now,” he tells you, “come here and suck me clean.” He moves his body and his still hard member to your face. You get on your hands and knees for him. You start by licking his tip and moving your tongue down to his base. “Uh uh. Use your throat,” he says. And with that he grabs your head roughly and pushes you onto his cock. “Mmm,” you hum as you choke and gag on his length. “That’s it,” he says, as he grabs your hair viciously. After about 5 long minutes of him using your throat, he cums into your mouth. “Swallow, boy,” he commands. As you swallow his load, he pulls away and looks down at you. “Good Boy. Now, I think you need a bath.” “Yes, please, sir.” You say shyly. He picks you up and carries you bridal style to the bathtub without even giving you a chance to get dressed. “I love you, puppy,” he says while kissing your forehead. “I love you, too.”

Hoffman: i hate jigsaw i hate amanda hate being here hate building shit i had stuff to do that wasn't doing this and auuggghhhh the fucking cooops agaaaaaain jfchriiiiiiiist just let me murder dudes in peace like wtfuck why is everyone always AROUND holy shit stab stab

Hoffman's actor: i'm an actor :3

I love him so much

Auuggghhhh I saw a fic that looked AMAZING but it had a ship I absolutely despise so I had to skip it I’m sobbing….

auuggghhhh i wanna see the BABY

i got my results back yesterday and i did so shit 😭😭😭 lowkey failing to find the mtovation to do anything currently so sorry if im not posting as much 😝

my tc is going on a three day residential and auuggghhhh i cba

i fucking hope it doesnt eat something

*massive thing of meat!*

you hungry buddy??

It whips around when it sniffs the meat and dashes towards the anon, thumping its front paws on the ground in excitement. It’s so big, it feels like the ground is shaking…

Also Alt is being repeatedly slammed against the concrete lmao

AUUGGGHHHH