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me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this
me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life
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Jack Black did more of Hit Me Baby One More Time, and I am living for this.
What an ad for Kung Fu Panda 4
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Gonna scream oh my Gd
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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain
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They better serve coffee here.
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3 signs a wizard has inflicted a curse on you:
vibrator dies mid use
roll a shitty joint
realize part way through your favourite song you weren't paying attention
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FRIENDS 5.17ย โ€œThe One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss"
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