I love how all of Tumblr collectively agrees that every other k-pop leader would have a daddy kink and a breeding kink. Like that is the funniest case of "Collective agreement, without a properly known thesis" I've ever seen.

i have to be human today

yuck

monsta x revival week three: favorite mv 'you problem' as a 90s/00s teen magazine (insp. 1, 2)

Probably a silly question but idk much about it so which pokemon mystery dungeon do I start with

oh! any youd prefer! theyre all disconnected from each other as stories so Technically theres no Real Proper Order, buuuuuut. im hard fixated on this series so ill vouch for em individually via the differences i know :]

red/blue rescue team: red is on gba, blue is a ds port. im not sure th proper difference there? theyre just a really good time, nod nods. only caveat is that its the first in the series, and there were some Serious QoL fixes in th next few games ''> > like significantly more inventory space, better movesets, better recruit mechanics... which is to say, start here if you dont wanna backtrack and experience The Horrors like i did. being a gen3 game it does Not hold back on u imo.. has a lot of fun postgame stuff if you really love the gameplay.

explorers of sky: typical fan favorite iirc! (technically the successor to time/darkness, but it has More Stuff and More QoL. the mildly adjusted one.) my personal favorite also. surprise surprise. has an entire games worth of postgame AND sidestories featuring the npcs. it is so full of love ok. a very good place to start if you just want a good taste of the series as a whole imo. also FOOTPRINT MINIGAAAMEEEEEE ‼‼‼‼🎉🎉🎉🎉

gates to infinity: divisive. i personally loved it, but its gameplay Is a bit different from th previous ones. iirc a bit shorter too? it also almost solely features unovan pokemon in terms of Actual Recruits n such, so its a much smaller roster. still made me deeply emotional tho, i do not stand for gti slander in this house. just a sliiight bit of a toneshift, for lack of a better descriptor.

super mystery dungeon: ok so i havent actually. played this one yet... ''> > but! its the second up there in terms of Dearly Beloved By Fans asfar as i know, BUT. id recc playing this one after any others tbh, just bc it seems like itd hit a bit harder that way. but thats just personal (uneducated) opinion, and you can certainly just beeline here if u want. nothing stopping ya. o7

as a little tip for all of these, uh. 1) reviver seeds are your friend, 2) you mostly cant evolve till endgame, so dont pick purely on final evo if youre intent on Picking your starter rather than taking the quiz result, 3) bring room control moves/items for the love of god monster houses dont PLAY.

tell me about the time you had bad sex or when you did not enjoy sex

I had this girlfriend for a month. It was kind of like a rebound and it was just a messy situation. But whenever we had sex she used to make sure to mention it's not weird that I'm a stone top and it's pretty normal sex. Which is a good thing I suppose but it made me uncomfortable everytime and used to turn me off in the beginning itself because I used to expect that comment.

Secondly, it was just our first month of a relationship and without talking to me before about it she used to ask me to tell her that she is mine and that I need to remind her that I belong to her while I'm inside her which used to give me this weird kind of pressure

ok genuinely scared bc we're at ep 10/24 of stay with me and the "main conflict" that was in addicted - finding out that gu hai and bai luo yin (su yu and wu bi in the case of stay with me) are step brothers and getting over all of that - has already occured and been resolved - so whattttt lies in store ahead now oh my god.

anyway regardless of that ep 9 and 10 were so!!! warm and heartfelt and sooooo so GOOD. lovely stuff.

I never imagine myself fixing some problems on my computer without asking for help from my brother almost gave me a heart attack but I did manage to fix it right away

the “matryr act” is so annoying . Like these are YOUR CHOICES , and you have been offered help and you want NO help because you want to suffer and have others feel bad

my mobility aid personal wishlist is over 500 dollars. makes me really fucking sad and scared tbh

Fishing should be free.

thinking about the fact that my mom said she wasnt gonna call me my name because “i didnt name you that and im not gonna call you that until you can get it legally changed” and its just so fucking stupid

i should not have to get my name legally changed just for you to respect me

if you refuse to call someone their name and keep calling them their deadname because “ill call you that when you get it legally changed” then you are a shitty person

and its the fact that IM NOT OLD ENOUGH TO GET IT LEGALLY CHANGED I HAVE TO WAIT 3 FUCKING YEARS FOR HER TO HAVE THE SLIGHTEST AMOUNT OF FUCKING RESPECT FOR ME

its just so fucking frustrating and annoying cause everytime she deadnames and misgenders me shes doing it on purpose and i cant fucking do anything about it

its stupid

ok so i ran out of art energy so this is just. really awful sketch time but ohhhhmy god

literalyl insane if my dumb feelings don't go away I'll have to start a normal normal rant tag for him I think –_–

a bit afraid ill sound like a little hater but i promise it isnt that deep like it doesnt reflect on the people who own them themselves but ill put it in a cut anyway 

when i see patch jackets with a lot of store bought embroidered patches i dont think it looks cool or punk like it just looks expensive ...

i wanna learn the dance to Tyla's 'youve never seen a pretty girl from Joburg blah blah' song so bad but girl my ass does not shake like that 😭😭 just watching everyone do it in awe like HEYYYY 😏

It is my BIRTHDAY

I am the LITTLE BIRTHDAY BOY, you are REQUIRED to be NICE to ME or ELSE you will face the consequences >:] 1: You must fork over 27 thousand objects and or ideas, must be unique and im looking for the best, Thanks <3 2: give me 4 human hearts no defects. 3: 25 gallons of blood please <3 4: a FOUR POINTED STAR PENDANT 5:5 candles, preferably colored red and lemon scented 6: 6 hours of your life, I want to live for longer than most If your smart and observent you may notice that theres a link between all my needs, truth is SHUT UP ill KILL YOU TO DEATH now give me it please <3 <3 <3 <3