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animentality · 1 month

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it might've been completely misogynistic at its core, but shonen anime did kinda pop off when they accidentally wrote the most aggressively homoerotic rivalries known to humankind and then made the case that you actually can love a man you've stabbed to death more than your wife.

like I know it doesn't forgive the vicious sexism, but like many aspects of homosexual culture, it's sort of the best you can get, at the expense of cishet women everywhere. so.

sorry, ladies, but uh. at least there are more trans men, gay men, lesbians, and other queers in the world because they got hooked on sasunaru high school aus! if it's any comfort.

#shonen #naruto #bnha #sasunaru #narusasu #lawliet #hunter x hunter #those stupid bitches from yuyu hakusho #anime #bleach maybe idk #i dont care that much about shonen i just know those stupid fighting homos never talk to their wives when they could be screaming #at their dumb rivals

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millenniummmbop · 2 years

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“um, Kaiba-kun.....”

#yugioh #yu-gi-oh #ygo #seto kaiba #yugi mutou #rivalshipping #dot jaypeg #no thoughts head empty just dumb rival shit #pov you're trying to challenge yugi to a duel but kaiba called dibs first

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cobaltfluff · 21 days

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curse you genetics!!

bonus:

#p5r #shuake #art tag #when akechi was like YEAH SHIDO IS MY FATHER #my legit first thought was #OMG NO NOT THE EARLY BALDING GENES #as per usual my renren is an idiot to the highest degree #akechi is consoled by the girls #he has no idea how the phantom thieves functioned #this guy is his rival??? gods give him strength #ANYWAY im not sure how you guys tag the joker akechi ship #to you guys does it matter if i say shuake or akeshu??#especially if i am just drawing dumb stuff like this #in my head they are free to switch around anyway :)

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oneheadedcerberus · 7 months

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highlights of transformers skybound #1:

carly's got a sick ass wizard van lmao fuck yeah girl

ratchet absolutely wrecking starscreams entire shit with a high kick worthy of the cheesiest 80s action flick

and starscream straight up squishing a man to death complete with gorey onomatopoeia

#i am a dumb #maccadam #transformers #transformers skybound #transformers skybound spoilers #all in all. kinda bland but we'll see. probably better if you read void rivals too but im not doing that.#if this fucking comic makes it all about the fucking humans again and ditches the queerness i swear to god

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wooahaes · 15 days

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if ive ever answered what my fave trope to write is and it wasnt "idiots to lovers" then i was wrong bc its idiots to lovers. i love writing two dummies pining for each other and being so painfully obvious to everyone but themselves. everyone else is sitting there like bro... bro just kiss already.... while these two are like omg woww ur hair is so soft omg ur so cute haha <3

#wooahaes.txt #idiots to lovers aka it can be literally any other trope too #besties to lovers? rivals to lovers? strangers to lovers?#they can all be dumb around each other <3 #it just has the extra layer of 'we are so oblivious to each other <3'

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tricksterlatte · 1 year

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Made more stupid Chase the Joker memes that wound up summarizing one of my favorite, oddly specific tropes in Akeshu fics overall.

#akeshu #my stuff #Chapter 2 versus Chapter 5 #I'm not tagging characters or P5 overall since this is lowkey dumb but STILL #spice up your protag's vague backstory by giving his rival bf parents to absolutely hate! it's fun! it's funny! i'm verry miss them #Coping with forcibly quitting my job by making fic memes again #tricksterlatte writes #memes #chase the joker

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horrorlesbians · 7 months

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lesbian card revoked for thinking bottoms was average

#🦌#I would have just let that football guy die. get pineappled #the big climax/ending just 🙄 bad #and didn’t make sense. and not like I need camp stuff to make sense but the plot really got messy. let them kill their own football players #the rival team being secret killers who always kill people at this game dumb ass twist #just let them kick their asses on the field to prove they could

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perelka-l · 6 days

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i wanted to warmup to do things today I must work on, used up all my energy instead. i cry.

#trainer kieran #rival kieran #elite four drayton #trainer drayton #wah #exchampionshipping #dragoncheershipping #not to sound sad but tbh i don't know why am i putting effort into tagging this stuff bc a) its jsut doodle and #b) this ship seems dreadfully unpopular in western fandom :((((#but ah well #hope is the mother of the foolish and brother i am dumb as fuck #watch me and my fail art

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hajihiko · 1 year

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Hajime: You seem pretty interested in Fuyuhiko since you woke up. Nagito: Oh well haha it's just that- Hajime: He died in the simulation didn't he. Nagito:.... how did you know? Hajime: I've known houseflies less inclined to get themselves killed.

#Fuyuhiko is rivaled by Nagito himself this is why they should(nt) be friends #Not an art #This is very dumb but I'm just having a time rn ok leave me to my dark deeds

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ywpd-translations · 1 year

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Ride 726: Sakamichi until the Central Sports Park

Pag 1

1: Two hours earlier, Sohoku High School racing team is on the mountain road towards the training camp

2: Are you alright, Onoda-san!?

Ugh....

Y- your condition... ahh, ahhhh

Captain!!

3: We were descending at a high speed, and then the moment we entered the mountain road his face turned... white

What do we do about this training camp

Is- is.... is he going to be alright?

4: Yeah, don't worry

It's Onoda-kun's specialty that we've gotten used to – car sickenss!!

I didn't think it would happen three years in a row

Pag 2

1: At the same place!!

2: I'm- alright, Naru.... ko... kun

Yeah you don't look alright at all

Your face is as white as paper

3: During these three years.... I've learned... and

I've come..... prepared....

4: Go ahead before me

5: There's no need to contact Toji-san either

6: From here....

Pag 3

1: To the Cycling Sports Park it's 18km....

I realized that on this mountain road

Pag 4

1: If I go with my bike, I'm sure I won't feel sick!!

Pag 5

1: I don't feel faint and I don't feel sick either

And I won't bother everyone

Ahhh... bikes really are the best...!!

2: But I'll be a little later for the start

I'll hurry as much as possible

(Time display)

4: But

5: The air is sweet, and I'm able to slowly enjoy the scenery

Ah, I can see the sea

6: I even started humming without noticing

Hm hm hm

Ahhh the “Love Hime”'s third season announcement PV only has the chorsu part of the song.... I want to listen to the opening!!

Even though I'm pedaling like this

Pag 6

1: There's many things to discover

2: 3km to go!!

3: This climb, and then the descent after it!!

4: Alright, I'm at the top

5: Hm hm hm

6: Hime hime

Pag 7

1: Hime.....

2: Waaaaaaaa, he's deaaad!!

3: Someone- someone's collapsed

Waaaaa my first dscorvery

Wh- wh- what should I do

4: My phone, my phone

Pag 8

1: I'm alive

A- i- u- e- o

Pag 9

1: See, I can even speak Japanese

2: I'm just resting

On the ground

3: You can go

Goodbye

4: O-okay

Sorry, you surprised me

5: What a strange person....

Well, then....

He was wearing a unifer, is he a student.....?

Pag 10

1: Hakone Academy is around here, maybe he's an Hakone Academy's student?

2: Uh-oh, I'm on my way to training camp! I have to hurry

I left the start to Naruko-kun, but....

4: Huh?!

This smell....

5: Just now the smell of plants was mixed a little with the smell of blood!!

Pag 11

1: He's injured!!

2: Maybe I'm wrong? Maybe I'm making a mistake?

Maybe he'll brush me off again!?

3: But

4: Let's turn back!!

Aaaaaaaa

Pag 12

2: Oh?

3: The four-eyes from before

Pag 13

1: I'm just resting, you can go

Yo-yo-you're injured!!

2: I have water and bandages!!

Oh

3: Are you kidding me

4: No way something so convenient

5: is... happe.... ning

Waa-

6: Are you alright!? Were you hit by car!?

Are you alright!?

7: Huh? No... on my own.....

On your own!?

Pag 14

1: Just for a moment, I looked away just a little

And then there was a hole and I fell

2: This is so hard, this is so hard

3: He's not listening

5: He's so bad at this....

6: But

Pag 15

1: You saved me

Thanks a lot

5: I'm glad!

7: By the way, that

Is the same as the one that a famous guy from Chiba rides

The bicycle

Pag 16

1: Huh

2: You know bicycles very well?

Yeah

3: I was riding one earlier

4: Earlier?

5: Now it's a little....

Waaa- It's fallen to the bottom of the valley...!!

6: I was riding, then I got caught in a hole

Kinda like that

Pag 17

1: Leave it to me, I'll bring it to you

2: I'll....

Ohhh, what a kind guy!!

3: I-!!

Waa--!!

5: …. well then, I'll go

Somehow now it feels reversed and I feel sorry

6: By the way....

Ahead of here

7: There's only the Cycling Sports Park

And from today for the next four days it's reserved so you can't use it

So where are you going, Four-eyes-san?

Pag 18

1: To the Cycling Sports Park

2: I'm Chiba's.... Sohoku High School's cap.... captain

Do you know of it?

My name is Onoda Sakamichi

We're having a training camp there from today

Pag 19

2: Who?

Huh- ah, no- haha it's it's just a name

He doesn't know me....!! This is so embarassing!!

3: You're kidding me.....

4: The super famous person of Chiba!!

5: This is baad... I was s surprised I bluffed and pretended not to know

Ah... uhm, and you?

6: Huh, me?

I'm- I'm!!

Pag 20

1: I'm Hakone Academy first year, the super rookie!! I'm Tobirama!!

2: It hurts

This person's head looks like a scrubbing brush

#yowamushi pedal #yowapeda #yowamushi pedal manga #yowapeda manga #yowamushi pedal translations #yowamushi pedal spoilers #ride 726 #sorry for the delay in posting!!!#But!!!#NEW HAKOGAKU BOY OMG #and watanabe did his magic again so im already in love with him!!! we have a new dumb boy!!#and hes an onoda fanboy!!! hell yeah!!#and hes so shocked that he pretends he doesnt know him but hes dying inside asdsdfsdghf hes so real for that tho #hes gonna be roku-chan's rival I JUST KNOW IT #also excuse me but i feel like crying/laughing at the obvious parallel btw this encounter and manami and onoda's first meeting #now its onoda's turn to save someone dying on a mountain lmao mountain king indeed!#i love seeing my boy so responsible btw ;^; i feel like such a proud mum whenever i realize how much he has grown #its the same with ima and naruko #seeing them all acting all senpai-like is #MY BOYS HAVE GROWN UP SO MUCH IM SO PROUD OF THEM ;A;#that kinda feeling #also also #i love how this new boy and onoda looks like theyre from different manga xD like the style theyre drawn with are so different #this is a very peculiar thing about watanabe drawing style and ive always love it #every character looks like they come from a different genre of manga #still they somehow fit so well together???#honestly watanabe's drawing style is my favourite

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squidkidnerd · 11 months

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the biggest reasons i hate the “all octolings in the military were hypnotized by their goggles!!!” thing is that it robs the octolings of their agency.

think about it. if all the octolings in the octarian military are hypnotized, then they have no choice but to follow octavio. they aren't even capable of doing something else. and then, callie and marie have to "save" them in order to give them even the option of leaving. they kind of have to not because of anything THEY did, but because no longer being brainwashed puts them in danger. them leaving is ENTIRELY caused by other goddamn people. THEY don't have a single goddamn choice in the matter. and that's boring.

this is why it's absolutely, truly, positively, genuinely, SO much more interesting if the octolings in the military AREN'T hypnotized. because then, them leaving is a CHOICE. sure, the inkantation may influence that choice, but they still decide, OUT OF THEIR OWN FREE WILL, to leave. they CHOOSE to defy octavio, they CHOOSE to leave everything they've ever known. they CHOOSE to think, to believe, to hope, that maybe inklings aren't all bad, that maybe they were lied to. and then they leave. BY THEMSELVES. and they have to contend with that.

i don't get it. why do the octolings have to be dragged along in their own story? why does octavio have to be a monomaniacal villain who brainwashes his own people? why don't they get to have a choice? if it's choice, then they have to make it. then, they have to deal with it.

#splatoon #i could go on forever about this #love how the fandom treats all the (normal) rival octolings as all dumb and stupid and evil and literally brainwashed #(normal as in: not sanitized or fuzzy)#kinda reminds me of how ppl treat ppl under oppressive governments IRL #like no.#north koreans are not dumb or stupid because they live in an insane dictatorship #theyre people #JUST LIKE YOU #thank you splatoon 3 for making octavio more sympathetic #ugh god i could continue #but #im gonna end it here #dont be like the one idiot who tried to say i was wrong actually #and the octolings were hypnotized in splat 2 and not 1 #despite having LITERALLY NO EVIDENCE #dont be like that and you're good

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pushing500 · 7 months

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Baz and Zonovo are hanging out and cloud-watching in the comfiest place they could find: atop one of Eureka's many solar panels. Don't break it, lads!

On a completely unrelated note, I did have to do a double-take when I noticed one of the guests staying with us was named "Afton", and all the tiny bits of FNAF lore I've absorbed since I was in high school came flooding back at once.

I reckon Barghest knows that Wookshys has a secret girlfriend.

Speaking of secret girlfriends, Wookshys spirited Albina away to the edge of the map to hang out where nobody could see them except Big Dipper the thrumbo, who seemed less-than-impressed (but thrumbos always do, so who knows what he was thinking).

Turns out Zonovo is so, so stupid, and I think it's adorable. He's doing his best, I'm sure, and he'll figure it out in the end. Hopefully.

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invisiblemelonmoose · 9 months

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Silver: Congrats!

Kris: For what?

S: We're engaged-

K: Wait, WHAT?! We're not even dati-

S: - in battle!

K: ...O-oh... duh...

S: Wait, did you- ?

K: NOPE! DEFINITELY NOT! LET'S BATTLE!

Based off of this text post.

#trainer kris #rival silver #redemptionshipping #invisibleart #pkmnart #i sketched this forever ago and ignored it because it was getting too beyond my skills #then i came back and inked it and realized I hecked up some of the things i was trying to fix and also the formatting so ignored it again #and then I came back and inked it because I wanted more redemptionshipping on this dumb site #gave up on cubone and sneasel tho #I was all nah i'm done at that point...

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beau-rebloga-coisas · 5 days

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I am going to say it! I am going to say it!

Having to date the bachelors to get their 10 heart scene is dumb as fuck, you should be able to get to 10 hearts without dating then and reaching higher heart levels when dating/marrying them

#bernardo talks a lot #stardew valley #sdv #sdv bachelors #sdv bachelorettes #alsp the “rival” thing is dumb as well fuck that #leah and elliot are BESTIES #but this is a conversation for another day

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prisonpodcast · 8 months

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My current favourite image of Dream and my current favourite image of Technoblade <3 <3

#I like the techno one bc of all the pigs like it’s literally Pig Nation it’s so perfect #and during that stream they were calling him Big Pig which was really awesome bc yea . a pig riding ontop of anotjer pig just makes them one #big pig. makes total sense #and the Dream one I lobe that one bc he looks so silly like the camera angle makes him look so dumb it’s hilarious/pos #and his mask is so cute to me and he’s also holding his streamy like that image is just perfect #rivals duo #.___.

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milksnake-tea · 7 months

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yingxing fic except he's actually the most insufferable mf especially for a short lifer like who does he think he is ?????? bro thinks hes all that (and unfortunately he is all that) but like stfu my guy or else ill going to bash ur face against the furnace. he's actually going to drive u insane oml get him out

just dont think too much about the fact that he has a cute face. and hes got a stupidly nice body. and luscious hair. and a pretty smile. just ignore it.

#thinking out loud 🏵️#this came to me in a dream #ALSO FOR CONTEXT THE READER IS ALSO A BLACKSMITH SO LIKE. ITS RIVALS MWAH MWAH #god i have so many ideas for yingxing and dan feng and jing yuan and anything for hcq #ILL FIGURE SMTH OUT FOR JINGLIU WHEN I FIGURE HER PERSONALITY #baihengggg idk anything about her yet #stares into the sun #when im done w requests #i will be free #to write silly shit #also ignore how i didnt know how to spell luscious for the 15th time im actually dumb #i acknowledge. that this is renfeng coded #but like #fuck you idc imma be delulu #(NOT HATING U RENFENGERS BTW ILY)

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