FNS - Incorrect quotes PT.1
(made with the help of a generator)
Mrs Tango : You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Endless: What changed your mind?
Mrs Tango : Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.
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Endless: Mrs Tango , Tango, I love y’all and all, but can I ask what in the hell are you doing?
Mrs Tango , trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Tango is sitting atop: Oh nothing much.
Tango: I love you too :)
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Skizz : Hey, you want a tarot reading?
Impulse: Those are Pokemon cards.
Skizz : You got a magikarp.
Impulse: ...
Skizz : It means 'fuck you'.
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Endless: Joker's refusing to wear his glasses!
Joker: Endless, look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch.
Joker: *points to Impulse* Impulse.
Joker: *points to Tango * Tango .
Joker: *points to Mrs Tango * Sasquatch.
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Mrs Tango , setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Evil, pulling out an Uno card: +4.
Astro, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
Brody, trembling: What are we playing?!
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Evil: Everyone synchronise your watches.
Etho: I don't know how to do that.
Endless: I don't wear a watch.
Joker: Time is a construct.
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Skizz: *shoves their hand in the slot of a toaster*
Astro: …
Skizz: …I get confused sometimes.
Astro: Me too.
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Etho: Your smile looks forced.
Endless: That’s because it is.
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Skizz : I’m telling you, my team is competent.
Brody, rushing in: Skizz ! Impulse tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!
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This is the first part of many.. oh this will be something. Yall can thank Puff for this btw.
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FNS - Incorrect quotes PT.2
with the help of a generator, some contributed by my friend @dragonpuff17 :]
Endless: Are we really going to let Astro keep Joker?
Impulse: We kept Brody.
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Tango: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Mrs Tango a little bit.
Brody, holding Tango's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.
Tango: No, that's our joint tombstone.
Brody: My mistake.
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Astro: What, I can’t be in a bad mood? It’s like people think, “Oh, Astro is such a nice person, Astro is so happy-go-lucky! Astro can’t be in a bad mood!” Well, you know what? Astro CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Astro IS be in a bad mood.
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Skizz, learning how to drive: What happens if I press the gas and the brake at the same time?
Astro: The car takes a screenshot.
Evil : Please pull over. I’m driving now.
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Endless: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to-
Endless: *sees Astro shoving Evil into the washing machine while Skizz records and Tango watches*
Endless: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.
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Astro: Guess what?
Brody: What?
Astro: No, you have to guess.
Brody, thinking: I don’t know.
Astro: Etho is in the hospital.
Brody: Why would you make me guess that?!
Brody: What happened?!
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Evil: Tango gave me a get better soon card.
Endless: That's sweet!
Evil: I wasn't sick, they just think I can do better.
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Joker: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.
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Astro: People always shoot down my ideas, and I’m sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone’s always shouting “what the fuck? that’s illegal!” and “you can’t do that!”. Like, c'mon, let me talk!
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Joker: Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hamster and drop it in the scorpion cage. I wanna see what a hamster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, fuck."
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Skizz: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars.
Skizz, gesturing to Evil and Tango fighting: And yet *these* idiots do it daily, and for free!
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Tango: What's worse than a heartbreak?
Brody: Stepping on a cat's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry.
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Endless: When Evil was born, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world."
Skizz: Please. When they were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."
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