Posting this here because he deserves it <3

I need to make more meme art for my guys

So, I did a stupid:

As of lately, since I started to make some AC Mirage posts, I noticed how many people left some hilarious and unique tags/comments underneath them.

And well, I don't think I have to add anything: we all collectively came together to agree about THIS.

The video speak for itself. The basimps have spoken.

we have a ✨problem✨

I miss you evie frye I miss youuuuuuuuuu

🌙   *  ―   𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍'𝐒 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐃: 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐀  ( sentence starters from ubisoft’s 2020 game, assassin’s creed: valhalla. feel free to change pronouns & wording as needed. )

❛ all was dark. there was no sand, there was no sea. no earth nor sky, no grass nor wind. ‘til fire met ice in the gasping void. ❜ ❛ yet from those bones and blood and brains the world was made ❜ ❛ do i now haunt your dreams? do i warm your loins? ❜ ❛ few things would please me more than to kill with this blade. ❜ ❛ i know you would defy me to death, fighting for a glorious end. that i will not allow. ❜ ❛ ____ is no more! that name is dead to this world! ❜ ❛ you move and i take your eyes. you hear me? ❜ ❛ memories of past agonies. of sadness and pain. ❜ ❛ not watching. they were showing you the way forward. your life. your path. what lies before you, and where it ends. ❜ ❛ the gods favour you, ____. they always have. ❜ ❛ you will betray your brother, ____. that is the meaning of your vision. ❜ ❛ that cannot be right. i would never betray ____. he is my brother, my family. ❜ ❛ no, this is wrong. or you misunderstand. that cannot be right. ❜ ❛ you know nothing of my plans and strategies. ❜ ❛ my honor has been stained. until it’s wiped clean, i want nothing else. ❜ ❛ the poison has already polluted our waters. ❜ ❛ do not lead him into the same storm that follows you. ❜ ❛ i have waited too many years for this day. when ____ stands before us, give me the final blow. ❜ ❛ you will have it, ____. you deserve it. ❜ ❛ i cannot fathom his game. he is either a young fool ... or deceptively wise. ❜ ❛ from strangers into friends into family. ❜ ❛ in my fog of confusion, you have shown great wisdom and strength and leadership. where you go, ____, i will follow. ❜ ❛ mighty high horse, you’d do the same if you were me. ❜ ❛ any false move and i will snip your heels. ❜ ❛ i have done all i could to help him, ____. the rest is up to you. ❜ ❛ i have seen all i need to. ❜ ❛ i am happy for him. and you as well. you have made something of yourselves here. ❜

this is a canon interaction i don't care

IM GONNA DIE BRO THIS IS SO FUNNY

Connor would totally say this

I love my totally real husband

(thank you @coyoxxtl for this insanely funny meme<3)

Me: *Obsessed with Altair, Edward, Jacob, and Evie from the Assassin's Creed games but convinced I don't have a type*

Also me: *Find a cute, lovable, respectful, sarcastic partner IRL that is emotionally damaged and has a hint of angry management*

Desmond:

Me, when I tried to use reasonable arguments in a dispute with my father:

I adore how we just:

sorry not sorry literally them

This guy is literally doing the family guy death pose what is assassin's creed

Someone had to say it. Charles Lee ABSOLUTELY bottoms for Haytham. Haytham is also the zestiest man I have bestowed my eyes upon. The elegant, sassy, zesty way he walks. They are gay. For each other. Thank you for coming to my Tedtalk.