after scrolling through your posts i felt complelled to send an ask (i wonder why)
This kinda? relates to all the languages posts you've been making (was giggling and kicking my feet while reading them, and got inspired) but because I only speak English, I wanted to put a twist on it.
Creator who has audio processing issues and doesn't realise that Teyvat DOES actually speak the same language as them for a good while.
Because as a person with very good hearing, i sure don't fucking understand what people are saying most of the time, especially in big crowds. (its like listening to the sims sometimes man, i'm fighting for my life trying to understand😭)
So imagine a Creator getting dropped into Teyvat and getting found by a group of hunters or treasure horders, who instantly start panicking and talking all at once because 'omg our god is here' and all that.
And the Creator is still confused and diorientated, so all they're hearing is ✨words✨and they just assume that no one in Teyvat will understand them.
And then when they arrive in one of the nations and get to meet the vision bearers for the first time, the Creator makes a thirsty comment about one of them (probably would be Diluc in my case) and the entire crowd just goes SILENT.
So silent that the Creator can perfectlly understand what that vision bearer said in response.
Anyway, i love your blog :) not sure when you're going to get this, time zones are funny, but I hope you like it
Giggling and kicking?? Over my stuff??? 🥺🥺🥺💘💘💘 You sneaky little charmer ✨️
ALSO
AUDIO PROCESSING DISORDER ASK!!!!?????!!!!
:D
IM IN THE MIDDLE OF TRYING TO GET ADHD DIAGNOSIS AND GOT AN APD TEST NOT TOO LONG AGO BC THOUGHT I HAD IT!!
FRIENDO!! THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!! ✨️✨️✨️🌸🌸🌸
Have a cookie!! 🤲🍪 tysm for the ask im very very happy to see it!! :D!!
(subliminalmessagingyouwillgoclicktheaskbuttonandsendmeanasksubliminalmessaging)
AHFJDLLAHFAAJSK!! LOSING IT OVER THIS!!
(Me from the future editing: Sorry i wrote an entire sloppy written scenario over this its diluc focused, jfc sorry and i hope u get smth outta it 💀)
Oh good lord you being some kind of Creator god after getting sucked into the goddmn video game world is absolute HELL for your APD
Aint nobody tellin u nothing bc i can totally see that scenario happening bc everyone is like blabbering at you constantly, they all wanna get close to you to talk so its just [insert that general cafe crowd noises here]
Like u wish u had lofi to go with it bc u sure as hell cant get a word in edgewise
I know i keep writing abt Mondstadt, mostly bc first city -> intro to game -> therefore you land there
But i promise ill branch out guys but i got an excuse this time u mentioned Diluc 🔥
Honestly bc u probably arent trying to talk back to them (which they dont rlly know why? Bc they totally have heard ur voice while u were in ur world, when they were ur vessels)
They kinda assumed either A. You lost your voice B. You're overwhelmed, ppl r getting WAY too close to you, back off Npcs C. Or you don't speak THEIR language
So ofc Mondstadt brings you into the city and their planning a big ol festival, u came right in time for Windblume anyway, and by the time your done shaking hands and just waving and smiling (bc what else can u do u cant hear these fuckers, maybe u caught a "the" or a "hello" but you could've definitely been imagining it)
And finally you are free of the general crowd, but most of the Vision bearers (Allogenes) who were ur vessels wanna stick around, so u all end up in Angel's Share somehow
It's hella packed, and it's a bar.
So yeah u still can't hear shit, and now it just sounds like one of those fantasy medieval bar audios ambience videos
Ur just kinda kicking ur feetsies on a bar stool while like,, 4 or 5 differrent special character dishes are sitting in front of you
Diluc's behind the bar, and has been so sweetly attentive to you all evening, no matter how many tipsy patrons come up yelling for refills or drinks (or at least thats what u assume, bc u kinda end up just,, jumping and hitching ur shoulders up and trying to be lowkey about covering ur ears...)
He always comes and refills ur glass when it gets to even half-full, swiping away plates that have gone cold, and if you still want smth off of it, he's so perceptive no language needed bc he just sees your face and starts heating up the plate again with his vision with his hand :)
He's actually been the best thruout all this bc he already isn't super talkative, so ur pretty sure you've only seen his mouth open a few times, but otherwise u just communicated with him via actions/expressions
So ur chilling, well sorta, ur starting to kinda get overstimulated by the day and now this loud ass bar, and the fact that ur convinced no one speaks English here...
But hey!
Diluc's cool, u got food, and maybe u can charade to him u wanna find somewhere to retire to now for the night,,
You try and do that but he's pretty busy running around still,
"Damn, at least I get to see his ass though."
.
..
...
Diluc freezes.
You freeze.
Jean, Lisa, Venti, Amber, Kaeya, Rosaria freezes.
The whole bar goes silent.
Their god of gods finally spoke.
Oh they can understand you alright. (Also u were looking right at Diluc when you said it so, kinda obvious who u mean, somebody points to you behind Diluc)
Diluc just kinda,, sputters, like jerkily turns around and everything like a fried robot
"I- ahem- I- um- y-your Grace- I-"
Poor guy.
He doesn't even know what to say 🤷♂️
He has been progressively getting closer and closer to his hair color, his cheeks, his neck, his ears its a full white boy flush he cant escape its so obvious (should he say thank you? How do u even begin to thank a god for complimenting ur ass??!!)
He's caught between facing you and turning around and ducking back into the kitchen and never coming out again (unless it's just you two)
...Was it always this hot in here? Or did Diluc do this to you? 😵💫
(Well at least it's a lot quieter now)
You take the next logical step in this situation, and gently let your head thud into the bar.
...
It's a tie between Venti and Kaeya who busts out laughing first.
CHRIST ALMIGHTY IM SO SORRY THIS IS SO LONG I HOPE TUMBLR MAKES IT "READ MORE" BC I CANT FIND THAT OPTION ON MOBILE
IF U KNOW WHERE THAT BUTTON IS PLS LET A BITCH KNO 😭😩
UPDATE I FIGURED IT OUT FUCK YEAH
Cheers,
🌒🌊🌧Aquarius♒️🌌🌘
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⋆。‧˚ʚ 𝙈𝙚𝙖𝙣 𝘼𝙗𝙗𝙮 𝙒𝙝𝙤 𝘽𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝘿𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙎𝙚𝙭 ɞ˚‧。⋆
⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚ a/n: just some headcanons because i love abby so so much :((
warnings: 18+ lesbian fanfiction!! Men and Minors DNI!! spitting, slapping, degradation, overstimulation, orgasm denial, Abby being a meanie when she's horny, author needs to touch grass;
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✎ ;;
She calls you names and degrades you to no end.
"You fucking slut."
"So fucking disgusting, you know that?"
"Dirty girl, wanting me to ruin this pussy, hm?"
"Can't help it if you're a whore, can you?"
"Your pussy gets wet to this, huh baby?"
"Love when I fuck you like this?"
And you do love it :(( clenching around her fingers at every word, your arousal dripping out of you.
She mocks your whines, high pitched and dramatic, just to watch you get embarrassed and even more turned on by home humiliated you are. At first you were confused as to what Abby was telling you, only to realize that she was copying your moans, making them sound even more pornographic and loud as she continues to fuck you.
She slaps your ass and your thighs, leaving bright red prints. When you're not listening, when she's bored, when you've been too comfortable and she needs to remind you who you belong too. Hitting it from behind or eating you out just so she can easily slap you when she wants :)
She just loves to make you cry. Overstimulation, pain, humiliation. She doesn't care, as long as her baby gets so overwhelmed that big fat tears are rolling down your cheeks as you moan between cries.
She also loves to spit on your cunt and slap it, just to watch you twitch and try and squirm away. Her bruising grip on your hips prevents you from pulling away. Roughly shoving two fingers in, watching you choke out a moan before rolling your hips on her thick fingers.
Chokes you or holds your jaw. "Open your mouth, pretty girl." Just to spit in your mouth, watching you swallow it happily.
She denies you orgasm after orgasm. Watching you get desperate to cum makes her so happy, you're so dependent on her to get off. She'll prolong it for as long as she can until you get so worked up you cum from a few pumps of her cock, the creamy white ring forming around it as you whimper out apologies, body trembling as you finally get that release you needed.
But during aftercare she tells you you're the sweetest girl, how good you were, how much she loves you :(( she's the exact opposite of her animalistic self that comes out when she's all riled up.
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maybe one day I'll actually write a fic instead of just headcanons
like always, my requests and asks are open <33 (begging to have my inbox full)
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